My very best friend was vexing,but because I noticed she'd called me Cathy at one stage then Shirl' I realised she really was having a problem with explaining this happening. I'm Shirley and Cathy is my mum,so I decided to divert us away from the direct moment she'd reached...



"Come on,lets take them off then,seeing they're soggy" - She eyed me as I stood and without further ado,upped my dress and downed my pants. Ann wasn't shy when it came to us getting our kit off in front of each other,but because this was in the middle,or rather the corner of our field, she furtively looked around her before copying my action.



I'm no lesbo' but as she pulled them down,it was clear enough sperm had been outside her vagina on her pubes and that some were by now firmly stuck together and had inadvertantly stuck them to the inside of her panty's. Not thinking she tugged them then squealed, - "OWW! FUCK! That fucking hurt!" - I giggled, "Hairs glued to them... cum inside and outside,fuck he certainly glued your pussy alright,lucky bitch!"



It broke her free,she chuckled, - "That fucking hurt,I bet I've got a bald patch!" - I made a play of lifting her dress and made out to look really carefully. - "No,curly as ever down there" - "Oh You! Alright,I'm alright now,I bet our asses will have the grain lines of our log if we sit back down on it" - "Well lets straddle it like a saddle,then all the lines will point to our pussy's" - "Dirty bitch,you just like the thought of having an enormous dick between your legs,anyway,it might stick a splinter in out lips" - We reverted to sitting as before.



Ann was okay now. - "This is what happened. After mum went to work each day,dad didn't bother to close the bathroom door and I got attracted to spying in to see his dick,it was like a game. I done the same when I showered and he would come in to pee and make sure I got to see his penis. Then I started to let him glimpse these all covered in lather" - She bobbed her breasts!



"Really teeny glimpses mind nothing blatant" - I was bursting to know - "Was It? Was that your dad's sperm?" - "SHHH! I'll tell you,wait!" - Then I heard dad making some noises in his bedroom on the night mum was out for a girlie night out" - I was sure he was wanking himself and it made me want to do it to myself,so I did,but not before I made sure my door was slightly open and looked to see his was as well"



"As he got more noisy,it made me fruity and I started to do little gasping sounds as it got me going. Then I'm sure he heard me,because he really started to gabble, - 'Fuck,you're making me cum' - I heard him saying,It must have been him reacting to hearing me masterbating. Then we or I orgasmed as I heard him what could only be cumming!" - "So that was that,I just fell to sleep"



"Ann,you're doing it again,that can't be that" - "No,that was that that night,in fact last night. You know... I'm sure dad came into my room a bit after I fell to sleep, All I remember was,feeling a bit cold and pulling at the bedclothes,it wouldn't come up then it did easily" - "Come the morning after what happened next,I wondered if dad had been sat on my bed and having pulled my bedclothes down was looking at me as he played with his dick again"



"It! Yes it! How big was it? Now you've seen it all those times" - She grinned, - then opened the span of her hand,with her other hand she made a 'C' with thumb and forefinger. - "About that much more than that" - The 'C' shape she added to the span. - "Fuck Ann,that must be about 7 to 8 inches" - "And about that thick" - She kept the 'C' and opened it some... now I have fairly long fingers so putting my finger across the 'C' form I said, - "Fucking hell Ann,that must be almost 2" thick,- in a moment of lowering my guard I added,that's nearly as thick as the cucumber!"



Instantly Ann was on to my secret, - "Cucumber? What cucumber?" - "Oh! Nothing,I was thinking aloud,about the size of a cucumber" - Ann eyed me suspiciously. - "I need a drink and a pee,lets go over to both,you know the fountain and have a pee - No I don't mean in the fountain,you know what I mean!" - Ann said apprehensively, "Think about that,if you bend to use the fountain,you may show you haven't got knickers on and there's always kids hanging around it" - "Don't worry,well just wack 'em round the ear if they don't buzz off,they're just littl'uns anyway,you stand behind me then I'll do the same for you" - "Littl'uns yes,but the other day one said,half to me and half to his mate, - 'I'd like to get a hardon between that birds bazooka's,did you see their size man,she's old big tits' You know him,the cheeky blond curly headed one. That's the kid his old man always whistles at us when we pass their gate,silly old sod! I bet he got bazooka's from that dirty old gett"



We went and I'll continue in pt4



Reason being,I've reached the erratic part of this unstable page again!!