The Perils of Greggie-Poo

   Chapter 3: "In the Drivers Seat"

   When I last left off we were on a surprise trip to Vegas,(my wife, her
lover and me).

   As we pulled up to the terminal and the driver got out to take our bags
to the porter Mishi got out and told me to ask the driver if he would like
"anything" in addition to his tip as we had around 45 minutes before we had
to board.

   The driver looked at me and said "are you talking about what I think you
are talking about?"

   "Yes," I replied, "you may take pleasure from my wife if you so wish."

   "YOUR wife?!?!" he replied laughing,

   "Sure, drive around the airport and park in the rental lot, there is a
secluded place down where they park the shuttle buses."

   "Uh, whoa, man, I was going to stop for a piss break, you know...  wait
here-"

   "No," my wife said, hold it.  "It's now or never, stud."

   He thought about it.  "It's a really nasty piss, lady, I don't know if I
can-" he started.

   "Even better," she said and shoved him back in the limo.

   He didn't try to get back out.  My wife kissed Luke and he told her that
he would be at the bar and for her to make sure that I keep my hands off
her.

   She laughed and said, "Don't worry, he will be too busy trying to watch
without crashing this limo!" and slid into the back seat with our driver.

   I set up our camcorder we always brought with us to document these
occasions- we have built up quite a collection!

   I pulled away from the curb and glanced in the rear-view mirror out of
habit and almost rear-ended the taxi in front of me as I saw the driver
sliding his big strong hands down the front of my wife's silk blouse and
cupping her full breasts.

   His dark brown skin looked wonderful against my wife's pale white skin,
blonde hair and deep blue eyes.  I could barely keep my eyes on the road as
I headed for the rental lot.  Mishi's legs parted slightly and she moaned
softly as he started to rub the quickly moistening crotch of her black silk
panties.  I had no sooner parked when I heard her shriek in joy.

   I snapped my head around to see what was going on and my mouth dropped
when I saw him lifting my wife and sliding her up and down on his thick
brown cock.  I could tell it was at least twice as long and thick as mine-
she really knew how to pick them!  Her leather skirt was bunched up around
her waist and he hadn't even bothered to take her panties off, he had just
pulled them to the side and slammed into her extremely hot, tight asshole!

   I could see the muscles in his arms bulge through his jacket as he
repeatedly picked my wife up into the air and drop her suddenly down onto
his cock.  As he would lift her up my wife would inhale and when slammed
back down to the root of his thickness she would exhale with a grunt
"HUUUUUHHHH!" up, inhale, down, "OOHHHHHH!!" up, inhale, down, "MMMYYYYY"
up, inhale, down, "GAAAAAAWWWWDDDD!!!"

   Suddenly he dropped her down onto his lap and buried his face in her
chest, sucking on her beautiful, perky but big tits.  Looking me in the eye
my wife softly sighed as she rocked slowly back and forth on his cock, her
legs wrapped around his muscular back she started to slowly rake her
perfectly buffed and polished nails, (another one of my bi-weekly chores I
had to perform in the nude with my cock ring on and my butt plug in) across
his back.

   She smiled at me and threw her head back and moaned as he started to nip
and suck on her rock hard nipples.  She started to slowly and softly chant
over and over:

   "Cum inside me, cum inside, I want to feel you cum."

   Lifting his head he looked at my wife and then at me, and said "You got
it lady!" and he laid her down without taking his cock out of her and
started to slam into her asshole faster and faster.

   "Ooooooohhh, that feels so good!" my wife screamed.

   "Better than your husband?" he panted.

   "Ha!  I used to toss his little cock a pity fuck once a month, why do
you think my lover was feeling me up on the way here instead of him!" she
replied smiling over his shoulder at me.

   I thought I was going to cum in my pants!  With a grunt I could see him
lock up and freeze with his cock buried deep in my wife's tight, hungry
asshole and I knew he was cumming inside her.

   "Yes, yes, that's it lover, shoot it all in me!" my wife cooed.

   "My god!" he said "I haven't cum like that in years, you are something
else lady, but I have a problem, if I pull out now my cum is gonna get all
over these leather seats!"

   "No problem, get back here Greg!" my wife barked at me.  I quickly
scrambled over the front seat and kneeled on the floor of the limo.  My
cock straining painfully as I knew I was about to be further humiliated in
front of this complete stranger who had just fucked my wife.

   "Watch this!" my wife said to the driver with a slight grin on her face
as she pushed him gently on his chest causing him to lean back and I knew
that if I had any chance of having sex my self on this trip it hinged on
how I handled the next 30 seconds.

   As I saw his unbelievably fat cock slide out of my wife's asshole I knew
immediately when I heard a slight wet pop that I had at least 10 seconds
before anything leaked out of her stretched, sopping asshole.

   Looking at his cock I could see a long string of cum dangling from the
tip and catching it on my tongue in one motion I made a smooth lapping
motion from his balls to the tip and slid the still bloated black head into
the back of my throat and sucked as hard as I could 10 times, sucking the
remnants of his ejaculate into my throat as my tongue lapped the base
urging it all out, sucking my wife's shit off his cock.  Her shit was a
taste I was quite used to, she hasn't had to use a toilet (besides me) for
three years now.

   "Holy Shit!" he exclaimed, "I've read about freaky shit like this!  But
I never thought I would see it for myself!"

   Snapping my head back his cock made a wet popping noise as it left the
tight confines of my mouth and throat.  It was squeaky clean but I had a
brown ring around my mouth- my lips were shit-stained.  I dove into my
wife's ass.  Latching my mouth onto her just starting to ooze asshole I
started to lap and suck as hard and as fast as I could.

   "Jesus Christ, when was the last time this guy came!" I thought as I
sucked gob after gob of slightly acidic sperm out of my wife's asshole.

   "Good boy, clean me out good." She whispered while running her hands
through my hair and I could feel her asshole try to push out more into my
mouth.  She farted a few times, wet nasty-sounding farts that filled my
mouth with cum.  This guy must not have been laid in a couple years, at
least!

   When I knew for sure she was completely free of cum I lifted my head and
looked around for any I might have missed, (didn't want any on the leather
seats!) and I smiled when I didn't see any.

   "Don't you think you should thank the nice big dick?" my wife purred,
holding the huge prick by the base and grabbing my head and forcing me back
down on it.  I looked up at her, then the driver, who looked a little
confused.

   "Look, lady, this is all nasty and horny and shit, but I just- ugnh!" I
slid my mouth back down on his cock which was starting to get soft by now.

   I locked eyes with him as I knew my wife would like and sucked him like
a madman.  He started moaning immediately.  He laid back and clenched the
seat and I went to town on his cock, getting it rock-hard in a matter of
seconds.

   "It's his turn, now" my wife whispered into his ear and she licked his
hear which caused his dick to twitch in my mouth.  "Fuck my faggot husband
up the ass, like you fucked me..."

   The driver was so pent up and horny he didn't argue.

   "Fuck his ass!" she hissed.  The driver pulled me off his cock with a
loud slurping sound, drool running down my chin.  My wife undid my pants
and the driver violently yanked them down as I spun around to take his cock
in my ass.  I heard him snicker as he caught sight of my butt-plug.  My
wife popped it out unceremoniously and bent forward and shoved it in my
mouth.  I moaned and suckled my own shit off of it like a pacifier.  It was
big, but not nearly as big as this black stud's cock.  I was in for a real
fucking, especially as horny and revved up he was.

   "Go on, you fucking big black stud!  Fuck that ass!" She guided his cock
to my asshole and he took over from there.  He shoved his cock up my ass in
one push!  I groaned loudly against through the butt-plug in my mouth as he
savagely began humping my ass.

   "Oh yeah!" My wife hissed, rubbing her sopping wet pussy, "yeah, look at
that big black dick fucking that little whiteboy faggot ass!  Drive it into
him!  Fuck him like a whore!  Make him your bitch!  Fuckin' fuck the SHIT
out of him!"

   The driver moaned and groaned and really gave it to me.  While it was my
wife on top before in control, this time the driver was doing just that- he
was in the driver's seat and driving his stickshift right up my exhaust
pipe!

   He fucked me with a vengeance.  He grunted and snarled like a wild
animal, driving his entire 12 inch cock up my ass with each thrust.  When I
saw the videotape my wife made later, I was amazed I could take such
punishment, his cock was literally a blur as it plunged itself to the hilt
into my shit-chute and back out.  Shit was collecting around my asshole as
my wife only let me take a shit once every 4 or 5 days.  Now this big black
assfucker was shoving 5 days worth of shit up into my bowels, making his
cock feel even bigger than it was!

   If I could have touched myself, I would have come, but I knew my wife
would only let me jerk off in front of her when everyone else was done.

   I had a crick in my neck because this animal was fucking me with such
force that each thrust drove my head into the far door, and shook the limo
like an amusement ride!  If anyone was passing by, they probably had a good
idea what was going on...  well, SOME idea, anyway!

   He was taking much longer to cum this time since he had just fucked my
wife's ass a few seconds ago.  He must have drilled my ass for at least 10
minutes, while my wife drove him on with her nasty sailor talk and sticking
her tongue in his ear.  His sweat started to drip down onto me, coating my
back and neck.  I could hear his heavy breathing as his rock-hard fucktool
tore up my faggot ass.  The limo reeked of sex- my wife's ass, her
smoldering cunt, his cum, my shit, and the driver's musky sex-sweat.

   I started moaning and grunting with each shove.  My wife pulled the now
thoroughly clean butt-plug out of my mouth and I groaned out loud.

   "Yeah, that's it, you like his cock, don't you, you fucking faggot?"

   "Y-ye-ugnh!!!" I tried to answer.

   "Come on, faggot, I don't hear you!  Tell him how much you love him
fucking your hot little asshole!  Come on, boy!" She slapped me.

   "Yeah!  UNGH!  F-FUCK ME!  Fuck my FAGGOT ASSHO-UNGH!" I had no idea
what I was saying anymore, I'd never been so savagely fucked in my life!

   "That's it, faggot, come on, let him know how great that monster feels
in your guts!" she said and tongued his ear, causing him to grunt hard and
grind his cock deep inside me.

   "UNGH-OHHHH!!  Yeah!  Fuck me!  God, yes!  I LOVE it!  GOD I need your
hard black COCK up my ASShole!!!  UNGH!  FUCK MEEEE!!!" The driver couldn't
take any more, and I knew he was close.

   But instead of cumming up my ass, he pulled out and roughly pulled me
back and turned me over, on my back.  My mouth was now where my ass had
just been and his cock was right at my lips.  I knew what was coming now.

   I could see chunks of my shit on his cock, they were slightly
lighter-brown than his almost-black glistening cock.  I saw a peanut in one
of the chunks right in front of my nose.

   "Oh -ye-urkCLGLE!" I tried to say as he shoved the shit covered-cock in
my mouth.  I opened my mouth as wide as I could so the shit would get in,
then closed my lips tight on his withdraw so I would keep all my shit in my
mouth.  My shit was as familiar to me as my wife's.

   It was always really strong since it was the shit of an all-shit diet. I
often wondered how many times the same hunk of shit passed though my body
as I ate all my wife's shit and always ate my own shit.  I wondered what
this big black man's shit tasted like...  I would soon find out.

   His second thrust drove my shit down my throat and I swallowed it
eagerly, the swallowing motion obviously doing good things to this thick
manmeat log in my mouth and he groaned and started to deep-hump my throat.

   "Goddamn!  Look at you, honey!  You're a fucking deep-throat queen,
baby! Yeah, fuck his faggot mouth!  Fuck it like an ass, you fucker!"

   My wife drove him on, and he bent forward over me like he was when he
was ass-fucking me and drove it home!  He fucked my face like he had my
ass: fast, hard, and deep!  I was an expert at not gagging- my wife had
trained me well with longer and longer dildoes (and longer and longer
men!), but this fucker was shoving his cock down my throat so savagely that
I started gagging and convulsing.  The driver either didn't notice, or
didn't care cuz he just kept on ramming his meat down my gullet!

   I saw my wife stick her finger up his ass as she talked dirty to him and
I knew it would be soon.  He shoved his cock all the way in, froze, and
moaned long and loud.  His groan grew into a primal roar and he bucked and
shoved and literally pumped his load into me!  I could feel his cock
pulsate with each cumload he shot into my gut- and I swear I could feel it
filling my stomach!

   He sat back, holding my head firmly on his cock and pumped my head up
and down as he continued to cum and thrash about.  I bobbed my head up and
down, timing it so that I could taste his studly deposit, his thick
cockcream slide across my tongue as it shot out his cock-cannon.  I loved
sucking cum directly from a hot cock, I wished it could never stop.

   "Yeah!  Oh god!  Eat that cum, you faggot!" My wife was frigging herself
to a second orgasm watching this beast fill me with his seed.

   "Yeah, feed it to him!  Shoot your fucking fucksauce into his faggot
tummy!  Yeah!" as she massaged my throbbing cock through my jeans.  My
mouth attached itself like I was a starving infant and I didn't stop to
think what I was doing, it felt so good to have her stroking my cock as she
whispered in my ear:

   "My asshole feels soooo good right now, it always feels good after a
real man fucks me."

   I started to cum and I realized in horror I still had to go through the
airport and board the plane!!!

   "That's it cum hard baby" she giggled as she started to squeeze my balls
hard enough to cause my prick to jump and squirt every drop of sperm I had
in my pants.

   After about 10 or 15 good spurts, he finally ran out, but I kept
sucking, slowly dropping the tempo, but keeping up the long deep thrusts.
On my last one, I deep-throated him and swallowed, in effect sucking the
entire length of his cock with my mouth and throat, coaxing every last drop
of cum from his big, hairy, black balls that I could.  I was an expert
cock-sucker, even my wife, who taught me by example everything I knew had
to admit I was a better cocksucker than her.

   I continued this tight sucking as I slowly pulled off his cock, making
his twitch and jerk in pleasure.  When I finally pulled off and let his
huge black prickhead squeeze through my lips, his cock was only half-hard,
as if I had sucked the starch out of it.

   "Mmmm...  very good, fagboy..." My wife held my jaw as she said this and
stuck her finger in my mouth- the one that had been up the driver's ass.  I
sucked it nice and clean, getting my first taste of the black man's shit-
which she was kind enough to get a chunk of under her fingernail.

   "Now finish up."

   I knew what she meant and turned to the driver once again and placed his
cockhead in my mouth.

   "Whoa, whoa, now there's no way I'm gonna cum again!"

   "No, no, that's not what he wants, stud" my wife assured him, "tell him
what you want, honey."

   She held his cock as I backed up a little and looked right at him.

   "Please, master, feed my you hot, nasty piss with your big black dick...
feed my your piss, Master!"

   The driver looked surprised, looked at me, and I put my mouth back on
his cockhead, then he looked at my wife, who just smiled at him with that
nasty perverted leer she has...  she's so sexy!  He grinned, shook his
head, and leaned back.

   "Alright, but like I said, I gotta take a nasty-ass piss, man, so you
better be thirsty!  And don't you fuckin' spill a drop on my leather seats,
motherfucker!"

   "You heard the nice big black man, honey, drink it all down!" my wife
advised me.

   There was a moment or two of silence as he relaxed his bladder and tried
to piss in my waiting mouth.

   This is where I loved to be- at the receiving end of a big cock,
drinking down from it..  almost as much as I loved eating my wife's shit
straight from her ass.

   Finally, the first trickles of piss began to run into my mouth.  I
rolled the hot rancid piss in my mouth with my tongue, savoring it.  My
mouth filled slowly at fist, his cum being washed out of his piss-slit by
the yellow fluid.  I swallowed my first mouthful of this real man's piss.
As his flow became stronger, I didn't have the luxury to savor it, I just
went to work and swallowed it as fast as I could.

   My wife contentedly, affectionately leaned her head on his shoulder and
they both watched proudly as I drank this stranger's piss cocktail direct
from the big, black source.  The driver wasn't kidding either, he had a LOT
of piss!  He must not have gone in at least a day!  Long hours of driving
and lots of coffee, I'm sure.

   I later timed the tape for how long he was pissing, it was at least 3
whole minutes, full blast!  I like to keep count how many mouthfuls I
drink, my wife likes me to keep a diary of every single shit I eat, every
mouthful of piss I drink, every cock I suck, every time I get fucked up the
ass.  This time, I counted 37 mouthfuls!!!  My wife just looked on
incredulously as the driver just kept pissing!

   "My goodness, dear!  He's really filling you up!  We're going to have to
keep this one!"

   When he finally did stop, I sucked his cock from the root up like I had
before to make sure not a drop would leak out when I came off, and not a
drop did.  In the end, I hadn't spilled a single droplet of this big black
man's cum or piss!

   Even my wife had to be proud of me.  The driver was pulling up his pants
and getting ready to drive us back when my wife said:

   "You did such a good job honey I am going to reward you on the plane."

   The driver was still laughing and shaking his head as we pulled up to
the terminal a second time.

   My wife kissed me on the lips and told me, "If you want to put that
little cock in me this weekend you have to tell everyone who either asks or
even stares at your wet crotch how you came in your pants!  "

   When the driver opened the door for us he gave my wife his card and told
her, "Call me anytime you need a limo and it will be half-price."

   As it turned out, my wife did better than that.  She offered to have him
come live with us and pay for him, he wouldn't have to work- I would make
enough to support all three of us- largely from whoring me out to rich
perverts.

   He moved in and fucked us both every day.  Now not only do I eat all her
shit and drink all her piss, as well as mine, but his as well...  and he
has a taste for Mexican, which means really NASTY, soft shit!

   As I stepped out he looked at me smiled and said in a voice loud enough
for the 6 or 7 people nearest us to hear: "What happened to you buddy!"

   I heard my voice say of it's own volition "I came in my pants while I
sucked on a big, black dick..."

   He just laughed, slapped me on the back and said, "Yeah, and I came in
YOU!  Ha ha!"

   I could feel my cheeks turn red as I turned to follow my wife in to the
terminal and our reunion with Luke.

   On the plane, my wife did reward me, as promised.  She took me into the
lavatory and fed me a five-course meal of nasty shit with a piss chaser!
The woman next to me on the rest of the flight kept trying to cover her
nose since by breath smelled so bad.  Me, I guess I've just gotten used to
it.