Strap on Dildos have come along way since the 1980's. No longer do intelligent, liberated, sexually adventurous adults have to put up with plastic and hard rubber pegs attached to a woman with a tacky strap harness. Those days are gone, forever. You might as well melt all of those old fashioned devices into a giant rubber-plastic statue of Conway Twitty and send it to Memphis. Today's strap