Let me first start by saying I’m a straight guy never in my life would I have thought I’d ever do this. (ok some of that could be a lie)
The office has always wondered about Simons sexual preferences very camp talking, not bad on the eye and good skin, dyed hair seems to always be a hit with the ladies he was always coming in each weekend telling everyone about his conquests. He ended up having his heart broken by his previous fiancée making him becomes bit of a player.
Shortly after his breakup he met a girl and decided to take him up on is offer replacing the ex on holiday.
Whilst on holiday he once again became the talk of the office by dressing up in a blonde wig and red dress clearly a drunken night the new girlfriend present in a few photos.
When he came back to work, we jokingl