Dan's parties were notorious all over campus. Hot, naked people sucking and fucking wherever and whenever they wanted. I'd heard they were mostly a sausage fest, but that the girls that came were always down for anything. He was very selective about who he invited, so I was excited when I got the invite.

When I showed up at the door, a sign said "Please use back door." When I got to the backyard gate, I saw a note Dan had posted saying "Stop! You must get completely naked before entering this party! - Dan". I wasn't super keen on stripping naked outside the fence where neighbors could see, but I was not gonna miss this. He had bags nearby and a shed to put our clothes in. So I started to strip, slipping off my black zip-up, then sliding my jeans off. I knew this was coming so I went co