Boner534
Member Since May 20, 2012
Vacation with a difference part 2
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Morgen
Morgen
Oh and I dont just give swords to get a higher ranking on this website. I do because good stories deserve swords! Don't question my logic on that topic for you will lose that argument. My series is nearly complete! I'm nearly done!
My First Time With Brother, Part 2 (True)
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JamieBores
JamieBores
I haven't cum like i did just now in my whole life! You deserve 2 swords, Because i have never cum like that
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Janey goes to the noodle canp 3
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janey1113
janey1113
Janey, you have just made my trio of authors into a quad of my favorite authors. Morgen, Papercuts, JeffreyFreemont, and you. I SO WANT TO BE AT THAT FUCK FEST! I hate it when lifes not fair! But good story here is your cool sword!
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NOTES:
1. Leaving a sword in the comments for the website is by Boner534.© All rights reserved.
2. I can leave as many swords as i like to the authors!
3. The inscription to this sword reads "janey1113" in gold.
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NOTES:
1. Leaving a sword in the comments for the website is by Boner534.© All rights reserved.
2. I can leave as many swords as i like to the authors!
3. The inscription to this sword reads "janey1113" in gold.
Janey goes to the noodle canp 3
by
janey1113
janey1113
Sorry about those "notes 1&2. Leaving swords in the comments was my idea! I just dont anyone copying me.
Janey goes to the noodle canp 3
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janey1113
janey1113
The swords i give away are like getting an oscar! I consider all swords awards!
Janey goes to the noodle canp 3
by
janey1113
janey1113
I can see how getting a sword can be quite confusing from a complete stranger on the internet. Also because everyone thatinks its strange. Strange is when a alien lives in your closet! Now thats Strange!
Janey goes to the noodle canp 3
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janey1113
janey1113
Hey you asked! So i answered!
Also im not gonna be here. I will be in oklahoma camping. I'll be leaving sunday,but it would be great to have part 4 when i come back! Im not trying to be pushy, just hopeful.
Also im not gonna be here. I will be in oklahoma camping. I'll be leaving sunday,but it would be great to have part 4 when i come back! Im not trying to be pushy, just hopeful.
The Night Audit: My Last Night
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PaperCuts
PaperCuts
Papercuts, like Morgen and Fuzzbuckit said, great story! You actually feel like your watching the story as it unfolds! You are a true professional, and i really do mean it. This story is hot and juicy! So now here is your sword as i always leave in the comments!
A cool sword to you, Papercuts!
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It shoots LAZERZ XD
A cool sword to you, Papercuts!
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It shoots LAZERZ XD
My First Time With My Brother (True)
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JamieBores
JamieBores
Good incest! I hope to hear more of your stories. I really did like it a lot.
Cool sword to you Jamie!
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Cool sword to you Jamie!
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Sarah and Daddy part 3
by
Morgen
Morgen
Hey morgen! I just wanted to say thanks for making a good stoory so far. I read all the top users like JeffreyFreemont, dandalk, Paper cuts, janey1113, and of course, you. I hope to soon right my own stories like mind control, virgin, bizarre, and much, much, more. Thank you for writing a good story.
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A Cool sword to you!
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A Cool sword to you!
Only for you, My Brother
by
SueBrasil
SueBrasil
Great story i did like it a lot! No its not incest but here teasing me just made me scream "JUST FUCK HIM ALREADY, STOP TEASING!" But hey still good story. Here is your cool sword!
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Only for you, My Brother
by
SueBrasil
SueBrasil
Goofy, don't be a grammar nazi! We use this sex stuff to get out of reality, which can really suck! As long as its readable im fine with it!
Teri loves her whore Janey
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janey1113
janey1113
Good story janey! I came so fast, I wanted myself to last longer! Here is your cool sword! ===¦=======>
Hot Little Neighbor Girls 2: Tiffany joins the action!
by
pervnxtdoor
pervnxtdoor
Kcid25 is right! It is kind of hard to read, and I lost my place from where I was reading, because it is so jumbled up. At least try to make it a bit more spaced, so that way it is easier to read. Just trying to be a bit helpful.
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Your assassin like friend, Boner534.
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Your assassin like friend, Boner534.
Drugged By My Cum Chapter 4
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dandalk
dandalk
Dandalk, you're one hell of a good fucking storyteller. From a boy and his flashlight, to drugged by cum, you are one hell of a good storyteller. Reading the stories makes meso damn filled with lust and joy. i wanted to say thank you for deez stories. Because it is good just to give a thanks. THANKS!!!!
Boner534
Boner534
A Boy and His Flashlight Chapter 20
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dandalk
dandalk
Man, if i had Evan's flashlight, hell who knows what id do. Since im a nerd id use it on a scientist who could create a device allowing me to travel to a dimension where i could be rich, be a green lantern( I like superheros, so what) with ring and recharge lantern, mustang, corvette, lots of money, and screwing bitches every day. Damn good hell of a time. :D
A Boy and His Flashlight Chapter 20
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dandalk
dandalk
Also, not getting any sexual diseases, immortality, time travel, two machettes, and my personal bitch. U mad bro? because imma be living da g00d life. XD
Broke down
by
anonymous
anonymous
You know, I never do read cheating stories! I have been more into incest and mind control. But good story! Sadly, I cant give you a sword! You deserve a katana!
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A Boy and His Flashlight Chapter 10
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dandalk
dandalk
Now, i need a favor from someone to write my own stories! HOW DO YOU DO THOSE TAB THINGIES!?!? I know they look like this ‹› but it said some weird stuff on meh computer saing it wont frickin let me do it! SO I NEED SOME HELP! To give you a brief idea of what im doing here how about a guy, got messed up with a radioactive rock, Now has the following upgrades/powers: Mind control, 14 inch dick, super speed, you get the idea. But anyhow here is your cool sword dandalk!
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NOTE: Some people can get two or more swords if i want them to. NO JEALOUSLY ALLOWED!! :P
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NOTE: Some people can get two or more swords if i want them to. NO JEALOUSLY ALLOWED!! :P
Mother's Desperate Measures
by
gplusg
gplusg
Okay. Probably the best incest i have read yet. You have got dandalk, a good top writer, and janey1113, who is great at writing true taboo. One of the best. Incest and taboo. EVAR!! XD
So once again!
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So once again!
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Lust in Space
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Morgen
Morgen
I didn't know you wrote alien morgen! Good story! Here's a cool sword! ===¦=======>
Your Assassin like friend,
Boner534
Your Assassin like friend,
Boner534
The Hitch-Hiker
by
Abinadi
Abinadi
Hey if you think thats creepy, I've had my own paranormal experiences! The paranormal do exist! This is a true story! It was about Mid-juneish, 10:00 at night (I am very religious and i do believe in god). Woke up, feels like 50 degrees. Felt a dark presense in my room. I said "Leave this house or else". No response. "Leave before i ask God to make you leave." Suddenly it left my room. For a long while, we had been having power surges. Im sure the ghost and power surges were connected somehow. Two days later a professional electrian comes and says our main fuse box was out. My dad asked if it had short-circuited. The electrian said it was if as someone burned it!
Two Teens and a drink
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bobbajob
bobbajob
Yeah, type it again. I want to read your story, but it seems your lazy on spell check. Im OCD, I am a grammar nazi. You need to indent paragraph's, and use fucking spell check.
Otherwise the story itself seems like a 12 year old wrote it. I can read other stories to pull my head off my knob, thank you very much. Im not some kid, I'm a guy giving advice.
Your story was so poorly written, I couldn't read it. Find someone who has the time to edit your story.
Otherwise the story itself seems like a 12 year old wrote it. I can read other stories to pull my head off my knob, thank you very much. Im not some kid, I'm a guy giving advice.
Your story was so poorly written, I couldn't read it. Find someone who has the time to edit your story.
by
wanda02
wanda02
Oh god, why? WTF?!?! This doesn't even deserve a cool sword, it doesn't even have a title!!!!
1. Firstly, The 3-5 exclamatipn points and all caps is useless. Go flip a god damn table, dude.
Im seriously wondering if you were drunk and/or high when writing this piece of shit. That would explain a lot
2. You made it look like a 9 year old wrote this! God Dang, It made no fucking sense!! Honestly, get some english skills!!!! I expect more from the pro writers, but this? FOR THE LAST TIME, WE READERS HATE GIANT WALL O' TEXT!!! (Yes, My story was giant text wall too, but I was a newb then). This is frustrative! Don't quit writing, you coulda asked for help.
THE RARE QUADRUPLE FACEPALM.
1. Firstly, The 3-5 exclamatipn points and all caps is useless. Go flip a god damn table, dude.
Im seriously wondering if you were drunk and/or high when writing this piece of shit. That would explain a lot
2. You made it look like a 9 year old wrote this! God Dang, It made no fucking sense!! Honestly, get some english skills!!!! I expect more from the pro writers, but this? FOR THE LAST TIME, WE READERS HATE GIANT WALL O' TEXT!!! (Yes, My story was giant text wall too, but I was a newb then). This is frustrative! Don't quit writing, you coulda asked for help.
THE RARE QUADRUPLE FACEPALM.
Mommy, her boyfriends and me Pt. 1
by
nmsteve
nmsteve
nmsteve, If you are havimg problems uploading, read this. Morgen might be able to help, or any other author. Merry christmas early :)
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Your assassin like friend,
Boner534
PS: I would love to hear part 2!
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Your assassin like friend,
Boner534
PS: I would love to hear part 2!
Succubus....or is it??
by
Morgen
Morgen
To my knowledge, the Succubus is God's fallen angel's, usually a female. Usually, they devour a male soul by having sex.
Most men though never wake up afterwards, they are stuck there with a paralyzed face, dead. That's just what I know, post a comment if you know more.
Good story morgen!
Here's your cool sword!
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Your assassin-like friend,
Boner534
Most men though never wake up afterwards, they are stuck there with a paralyzed face, dead. That's just what I know, post a comment if you know more.
Good story morgen!
Here's your cool sword!
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Your assassin-like friend,
Boner534
doing my girlfriends lil' sister
by
sexer1
sexer1
I love the story, and I am hoping for more in this series.
Two GOLDEN COOL SWORDS!
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Your assassin like friend, Boner534
Two GOLDEN COOL SWORDS!
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Your assassin like friend, Boner534
You deserve a special sword with my signature!
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Inscription: To Morgen, for writing a good story!
PS: Thank you with helping me how to post my story, that means a lot. Its under mind control catergory, which i know very well!