The Curse and Tragedy of My Huge Penis.

Short Story by Carolyn Matthews.



Hello, my name is Robert Williamson, and I am sitting in my

penthouse overlooking Central Park. I hear a knock at the door,

so I get up from the couch to get the morning newspaper. As I

walk back to the living room, I open the paper and read the

headlines. It says "Man's Torso Found in Central Park!", and the

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