A DOG'S LIFE

I've often thought it's a fine trick

How easily a dog can lick his prick

It might be fun to a dog be

Oh the pleasures I could give me !!

But when I really think it over

Life isn't exactly perfect for Rover

It wouldn't really be so neat

To only make love when "the bitch" is in heat

And then too, I never saw

A dog that could masturbate with his paw !!!