So on one of my regular trips to Vancouver I arranged to meet a few girls as usual. This one night was a date with a larger looking woman, about 30, brunette. She had big breasts in the picture, so although she wasn’t my type I fancied a fuck and responded to her ad. The girls that get least attention online are usually the type who put out on the first night. I trawl those types from time to time when I just need a fuck.

 

So we met at this funky and expensive restaurant. I paid… but then I always do. Dinner was fun; she was great to hang out with but on the large size for my taste. The breasts were large as promised though. 

 

We left the bar and she asked me if I wanted to stay at her place as my hotel was a long distance away. Of course I said yes. Back at her place we kissed and quickly her clothes came off. Her breasts really were large and really quite wonderful, a great shape visually and fun to play with. She started with a blow job, now and then putting my cock between her tits… a move her partners have clearly loved. I can’t come like that as there’s not enough stimulation but I’d love to come with a titfuck one day.

 

Next she pulled on a rubber and climbed on top of me. With larger women I don’t really like it on top… you can’t see the action and visually it’s not a turn on. I know that’s harsh, but it’s just what my eye likes. So, I pulled her off and spun her around for some doggy fun. I fucked her while groping her boobs from behind… although she wasn’t great from that angle either. We did that for a while and them I pushed her down flat and fucked her from behind while I pulled back her hair and kissed her mouth over her shoulder.  

 

I was increasingly rough and she was enjoying it… so I figured I’d go for anal something I go for on a first date if I think the girl is open minded enough not to kick me out of bed.

 

She agreed to the assfuck… not sure if it was out of wanting to please me or if she wanted it.  Without lube I entered and fucked her while pulling on a fist full of hair… and growling as I usually do when I’m getting dirty. I like a hard anal fuck, the harder and rawer the better. She was a sweet girl but I was enjoying just using her at this point.

 

Driving home in that way can’t last forever though, too much of a turn on and I was about to cum. I like to cum inside an ass, but something in that dirty state of mind that night made me want a facial. I pulled out, pulled off the rubber and slid up her body until I was astride her shoulders with my balls on her chin. I asked her to open wide and dropped every last bit of cum into her mouth.

 

After cumming I was turned off as she wanted to kiss and cuddle. That’s ok with a girl I’m really into, but not many “one-nighters” fall into that category. I went to sleep and left the next morning ASAP. She emailed me to meet up for sex again, but it was a one time thing for me.  

(Picture is of another hot net date with big breasts)

 

She told me she had a great body and her friends called her Barbie... you can imagine that got my blood a little warm. The conversation was spicy but nothing vulgar, but I expected we might have sex the first night.

 

She arrived... and oh my god she was a HUGE let down. She looked every bit like a school ma'am. In decent shape I guess but very plain and there was nothing at all to suggest why on earth anyone would call her Barbie. She was about 40 something, dirty blonde hair, and conservative looking in every way.

 

She'd driven quite a way though so I made dinner and cracked open a couple of bottles of wine and got slowly drunk. Her conversation was so boring, mostly about how great she was - I wasn't listening. I just looked at her and played games with myself... seeing how daring I could be and plotting ridiculous things to say or do. We were sat on opposite sofas and nothing at all was happening between us.

 

It was late and I was truly pissed and went upstairs for a pee and to consider how to get rid of her. In the bathroom I washed my hands and then looked at myself, drunk as anything in the mirror... you know when you look into your ridiculous drunken eyes? I became really pissed off that I had been lied to by this boring annoying woman.

 

In a heartbeat, in the mirror, I decided I would play the game and do what I could to fuck her, and be very selfish and maybe a bit rough about it.

 

So I started walking down the stairs... spiral staircase... and as she gradually came into view I remembered an episode of the Simpsons where Homer sees a live chicken... and in his mind/vision it turned into a cooked chicken. I looked at this woman and thought "hmmmm chicken"... walked straight over to her sofa and gave her a strong kiss as she looked in shock. 

 

I reached up her skirt as I kissed her and pulled down her thick black tights and underwear. No fight from her, just a look of utter disbelief. I took out my stiff cock and drove it into her as her eyes went wide with shock.

 

At the time I wasn't using condoms consistently... so I was inside her bareback and drunkenly heaving away, pounding into her as roughly as I could while she lay there on the sofa in shock. I was using my hard cock as a weapon, letting this cow have it for bullshitting me and just using her body for my pleasure.

 

She got into the action a tiny bit, she even took off her earrings while I fucked away... she obviously was up for the fuck but shocked as hell at my approach. 

 

So I drilled my meat into her and then, as I had fantasized while she was talking earlier, I decided to come on her face. I pulled out and roughly grabbed a handful of her “plain Jane” hair, then pulled her mouth to my crotch, forcing her to lick my balls while I pulled myself off, covering her miserable face with my cum. I remember the silly look on her face as I splattered all over her and rubbed my cock into her mouth... making her clean my cock of cum. 

 

Sadly she had to stay the night as she was drunk too... but I got rid first thing the next morning, only to be pestered for weeks after because she forgot her bloody ear rings. They were cheap plastic crap! Needless to say I didn't see her again. 

(picture from another net date story to come later)