I can’t stop fucking my hot sexy mom. She needs sex all the time and I love helping her out. Before I get started, though, I guess some introductions are in order. My name is Joaquin Consuelos, the youngest of three children, and my mom is Kelly Consuelos, but you probably know her by her stage name, Kelly Ripa, the soap opera actress turned talk show host.

Growing up, my parents never shied away about sex, having it often and everywhere—nothing was sacred. They even had it in front of us children, giving us “the talk” at a very young age. Wearing clothes in the home was a joke to her because if she wasn’t getting fucked then she was about to be. You see, mom’s a nymphomaniac and needs it about ten times a day. I’m exaggerating that, but it’s not too far from the truth! When my brother