mcholdrguy
01-30-2007, 08:47 AM
Serendipity
Yes, that occasionally over-used term described in less high-fallutin terms as: ‘accident’, ‘chance’, ‘fate’……you get the point.
The ‘real life’ event was the CV failure on my Dodge Caravan after hitting a piece of junk in the road.
My poor old van was dragged into the only local shop that even had a clue as to what to do. In this small rural mid-western town I was totally at their mercy. As I sat in the grubby waiting room contemplating the reality of the actual wait, the office manager-service manager-secretary-part owner breezed into my view. She wasn’t hard to miss!
Several things caught my attention immediately: the ‘BBW-ness’ was impossible to miss, this was one big lady! I commanded my eyes to her face and was happy to see a pretty, blue-eyed 50ish woman smiling pleasantly at me. She was nicely dressed in a woman’s version of bibbed denim overalls. Have to confess that I stared at her chest a bit too long and when returning to her face there was that ‘you-naughty-boy!’ smirk. I probably blushed.
“Well, Mr. McOlder, your van needs a new CV assembly that will take two days to arrive and another day to install”
[Groan!]
“That’s not all. I notice that your van is full of boxes and they look heavy. In order to do the work and the final alignment properly the van will have to be unloaded.”
[Groan with expletive!]
“What are you selling, Mr. McOlder? I hope it’s OK if I assume that you are a traveling salesman.”
“No, no…yes…you are right on the button! Please call me ‘Mac’. I sell pretty decorations to people that arrange home parties and take orders. Very similar to that plastic-container style of home-based fun.” I couldn’t tell if I should be apologetic or proud. There certainly was no clue on her nicely made-up face.
“Do you have a lot of items with you?”
“At least one of almost everything!” I groaned, “It will take almost half of the day after it is finished just to re-load!”
“Hmmmmm”, says my captor, and leaves the area. I hang my head in my hands and try to figure how the immediate remainder of my life could be arranged. [I could never have guessed!]
Twenty minutes later a van similar to mine [but, with four wheels that work!] drives into the shop. Another nicely dressed, well padded, lady poured out and came into the seating area. “Are you ‘Mac’? I nodded.
My ‘captor’ appeared instantly. “Oh! Goody! You’re here already! Mac, this is Nell. I’m Edith. I called Nell and I think we have a plan if you are willing…….”
“I’m all ears!” I quip. Both ladies seemed to enjoy that one.
Well, you are pretty stranded in our little town. We don’t even have a motel or cabins or a B&B. So, here’s our proposition….” Both ladies really enjoyed that one!
Edith continued, “You come to stay in my guest room. Nell will transport your items in her van to my house. We will call everyone we know and, AND!, we will have the most exciting sales party ever tossed in ‘these-here-parts’!”
They both broke down on this one! [What kind of place had I landed in? I half-expected Rod Serling to be the mechanic!] :uhoh3:
I figured that you had to live here a generation or two to really ‘get’ the local humor. But, the plan was very good in so many ways! “Sounds great to me!” Was my clever response. And, by golly! They glanced at each other and giggled at that! Oh well……
The plan went off great! My products were a great hit and I either sold or took orders on almost everything. This had to be the most exciting thing since…? But, by 10 pm the nearly twenty 50ish ladies and a couple of gay guys bid me farewell and I was beat, whipped! [No! this is not that kind of story!] I was pooped…[still a miss-leading term]……… I was very ready for that guest-room bed!
Next to my room there was a tiny washroom/laundry room for me to use. I undressed as far as I felt was appropriate in the twilight zone. Edith had bid Nell a goodnight earlier and while I was getting on my pj’s she passed quietly through the laundry area and I heard her door shut.
After a proper interval, I ventured to the sink to brush my teeth. In a day filled with surprises, this one was a never-ending one! There, on the floor was, a voluminous-yet-dainty pile of pink satin, lace and crumpled pantyhose! Just as if they had been carefully stepped out of on the way through.
Seasoned SSP readers might remember that, to me, a pair of worn panties within my reach is irresistible! I just had to check them out! Quietly I decided to see if I could do it without disturbing the array. Probably not! Then I decided that I could explain that they were in my way as I made my sleepy trip to the bathroom and I had accidentally kicked them…..yep! That was my story and I was planning to stick to it.
I carefully scooped up my new-found treasure and, just in case I might be interrupted, I decided to do my little secret inspection right then and there so I would not have to think up another wild story if I was discovered in my bed with the silky prize draped over my face!
As I slowly raised the large panties to my face for a first tentative sniff I was pleased that I could still feel a bit of body warmth rising from them. The first sniff brought a new kind of groan to my lips! These panties were, perhaps, the sweetest cunt-flavored dainties I may have ever encountered! Throwing caution to the wind I literally slunk into my bedroom with my cock stiffening as I went!
I set up my pillows and pressed those panties to my nose and began to stroke my cock. As I neared orgasm I draped them over and slowly dragged the silky cloth on the tip of my throbbing cock. “Oh, Baby! Oh, how sweet!” I was moaning [quietly, I thought] as the final ‘grand prize’ was imminent.
“You like? Huh?”
I froze!!
“It’s OK! It is very OK, Mac! Look! I took a chance that you would enjoy a nice cuntie smelling pair of old-lady panties!”
“Wow!”, was my clever response as I felt her hand circle my softening cock and gently squeeze.
“You like it? You like the scent of my cunt? Did you smell them and think of me? Did you even think I might come in and play?” Too many questions……! I just moaned at the feel of her hand as she continued the stroking and as she placed the panties over my face again..
I knew / hoped what would happen next. I could sense her body resting on the edge of the bed and her tits resting on my thigh and the hot breath as she lowered her mouth to my cock! As she licked gently she continued her monolog…. “I haven’t sucked a nice cock for a long time. You have a nice cock, Mac! Do you mind if I suck it? No? I didn’t think so! And the sucking began! Slow, soft tongue pressure and head bobbing.
I laid there with a big sigh escaping from my broad grin! Silently her hand took one of mine and slipped it under the hem of her nighty. A large soft tit with a very large hard nipple was placed in my hand. “Mmmm, pinch, Mackie! Pinch me!”
I was happy to oblige and whispered to her, “You are doing a great job Edith! Suck my hard cock! I am still sniffing those panties. You want more fun?”
“Mmm??”, I hear from my rock hard cock. Then, as she pulls back I hear the exit ‘pop’ and the cool air told me I was waving in the breeze. Her hand continues the fun and my fingers pinched as she whispered / gasped, “Like, what kind of fun?”
“Well, I am dying to find out if your cunt tastes as good as it smells. I really want to suck on your big hard nipples and I really want to fuck you!”
“Ooo, Mackie! You bad boy! You really want to do those naughty things to this fat old lady? Would you really fuck me? Suck me? Lick me?”
Without addressing the possibility that she was fishing for a reassuring denial about the old or the fat comments, I just moaned, “Yesssss!”
Edith giggled, “Goody!” and quickly wiggled up onto the double bed beside me and pulled her nightie up to her chin. There in the dim light I was pleased by her sparkeling eyes and her wide grin. My eyes surveyed the expanse of her naked body. Really large tits with hard pointed nipples. Great round tummy and equally fat thighs.
“You like these pinched?”, as I lowered my mouth to one and my fingers twisted the other.
“Gawd, yess! Oh, please do it to me!”, and, without looking, I could sense that her thick thighs were opening. The movement was one clue and the captivating scent was the clincher!
“So good! Sooooo fucking good! I can’t wait!! Eat me! Eat my sweet fat cunt!!
“At your service, my big beautiful horny woman!”, and I moved to the best position…..
As I crawled between her open legs She reached to her tummy and lifted the great extra pouch out of the way. There, in the dim light was the wettest, fattest, puffiest trimmed cunt I had ever seen. Another hand reached down and two fingers opened the great lips.
With a moan, “Do it! Please, eat me! Suck hard on my clit! Eat my cunt, you rascall!”
As much as I enjoyed her hot pleadings I really didn’t need any further coaxing. I savored the scent and the hot wet lips and the surprisingly big clit as it entered my mouth. It was large enough to suck! And I did! Much to Edith’s great pleasure! [Based totally on her moans and thrusting hips!] I could hardly breathe!
“Now!! NOW!!! Fuck me!! Do it!” Both hands snatched my head from her cunt and I slid and crawled up the soft expanse of her body and my cock struck gold on its own. I was on my knees and raised by my straight arms. My lower body was immersed in tummy, thighs and cunt and my eyes were treated to both of her hands pinching her tits and rubbing them together and her eyes glowing with enjoyment.
As I slowly stroked I felt as if I were being pressed into the cunt of that fifty-foot-woman most of us have fantasized about at one time or another!
There was no real way to tell where cunt lips ended and wet hot thighs and ass began ….who cares? I began to thrust as deeply as I could. Besides the appreciative sounds from her mouth I could feel the pulsing of her cunt muscles as they tried to devour my fuck tool.
“I’m fucking your hot, wet, fat horny cunt you slutty woman!” She actually giggled!
What a fun fuck!!
The mound of her body kept me from any kissing. I suddenly felt those panties strategically placed over my head! As I looked through the leg holes and smelled the cuntie crotch I could see her eyes roll and her head wag and I could hear the orgasmic moans! Mine weren’t far behind!
“Fuck!!!! That was good!!!!" She sighed, " Cum in my cunt, you rascal! Let me feel your hot cum squirt! Do it!! Cum, cum, CUMMMMM!” she seemed to have a second spasm causing her cunt to tighten and causing me to erupt!
I wailed some sort of indescribable moan of pleasure as I thrust my spurting cock into her with such exquisite feelings of pleasure. I couldn’t hold myself up any more and collapsed beside her, my cock slipping out of contact.
“So, Mackie-boy! You like fucking old fat Edie? Huh? When can you do it again? Huh? Do you like ‘doggie’? Huh? Wanna try 69? What?? I bet we can do it if I sit on your face! Hmm…you look scared! Don’t you want to be buried in my sweet cuntie crotch as I suck your naughty cock?
I have to admit that I was slipping off to dreamland! The last thing I remember hearing….”Men!!”
Yes, that occasionally over-used term described in less high-fallutin terms as: ‘accident’, ‘chance’, ‘fate’……you get the point.
The ‘real life’ event was the CV failure on my Dodge Caravan after hitting a piece of junk in the road.
My poor old van was dragged into the only local shop that even had a clue as to what to do. In this small rural mid-western town I was totally at their mercy. As I sat in the grubby waiting room contemplating the reality of the actual wait, the office manager-service manager-secretary-part owner breezed into my view. She wasn’t hard to miss!
Several things caught my attention immediately: the ‘BBW-ness’ was impossible to miss, this was one big lady! I commanded my eyes to her face and was happy to see a pretty, blue-eyed 50ish woman smiling pleasantly at me. She was nicely dressed in a woman’s version of bibbed denim overalls. Have to confess that I stared at her chest a bit too long and when returning to her face there was that ‘you-naughty-boy!’ smirk. I probably blushed.
“Well, Mr. McOlder, your van needs a new CV assembly that will take two days to arrive and another day to install”
[Groan!]
“That’s not all. I notice that your van is full of boxes and they look heavy. In order to do the work and the final alignment properly the van will have to be unloaded.”
[Groan with expletive!]
“What are you selling, Mr. McOlder? I hope it’s OK if I assume that you are a traveling salesman.”
“No, no…yes…you are right on the button! Please call me ‘Mac’. I sell pretty decorations to people that arrange home parties and take orders. Very similar to that plastic-container style of home-based fun.” I couldn’t tell if I should be apologetic or proud. There certainly was no clue on her nicely made-up face.
“Do you have a lot of items with you?”
“At least one of almost everything!” I groaned, “It will take almost half of the day after it is finished just to re-load!”
“Hmmmmm”, says my captor, and leaves the area. I hang my head in my hands and try to figure how the immediate remainder of my life could be arranged. [I could never have guessed!]
Twenty minutes later a van similar to mine [but, with four wheels that work!] drives into the shop. Another nicely dressed, well padded, lady poured out and came into the seating area. “Are you ‘Mac’? I nodded.
My ‘captor’ appeared instantly. “Oh! Goody! You’re here already! Mac, this is Nell. I’m Edith. I called Nell and I think we have a plan if you are willing…….”
“I’m all ears!” I quip. Both ladies seemed to enjoy that one.
Well, you are pretty stranded in our little town. We don’t even have a motel or cabins or a B&B. So, here’s our proposition….” Both ladies really enjoyed that one!
Edith continued, “You come to stay in my guest room. Nell will transport your items in her van to my house. We will call everyone we know and, AND!, we will have the most exciting sales party ever tossed in ‘these-here-parts’!”
They both broke down on this one! [What kind of place had I landed in? I half-expected Rod Serling to be the mechanic!] :uhoh3:
I figured that you had to live here a generation or two to really ‘get’ the local humor. But, the plan was very good in so many ways! “Sounds great to me!” Was my clever response. And, by golly! They glanced at each other and giggled at that! Oh well……
The plan went off great! My products were a great hit and I either sold or took orders on almost everything. This had to be the most exciting thing since…? But, by 10 pm the nearly twenty 50ish ladies and a couple of gay guys bid me farewell and I was beat, whipped! [No! this is not that kind of story!] I was pooped…[still a miss-leading term]……… I was very ready for that guest-room bed!
Next to my room there was a tiny washroom/laundry room for me to use. I undressed as far as I felt was appropriate in the twilight zone. Edith had bid Nell a goodnight earlier and while I was getting on my pj’s she passed quietly through the laundry area and I heard her door shut.
After a proper interval, I ventured to the sink to brush my teeth. In a day filled with surprises, this one was a never-ending one! There, on the floor was, a voluminous-yet-dainty pile of pink satin, lace and crumpled pantyhose! Just as if they had been carefully stepped out of on the way through.
Seasoned SSP readers might remember that, to me, a pair of worn panties within my reach is irresistible! I just had to check them out! Quietly I decided to see if I could do it without disturbing the array. Probably not! Then I decided that I could explain that they were in my way as I made my sleepy trip to the bathroom and I had accidentally kicked them…..yep! That was my story and I was planning to stick to it.
I carefully scooped up my new-found treasure and, just in case I might be interrupted, I decided to do my little secret inspection right then and there so I would not have to think up another wild story if I was discovered in my bed with the silky prize draped over my face!
As I slowly raised the large panties to my face for a first tentative sniff I was pleased that I could still feel a bit of body warmth rising from them. The first sniff brought a new kind of groan to my lips! These panties were, perhaps, the sweetest cunt-flavored dainties I may have ever encountered! Throwing caution to the wind I literally slunk into my bedroom with my cock stiffening as I went!
I set up my pillows and pressed those panties to my nose and began to stroke my cock. As I neared orgasm I draped them over and slowly dragged the silky cloth on the tip of my throbbing cock. “Oh, Baby! Oh, how sweet!” I was moaning [quietly, I thought] as the final ‘grand prize’ was imminent.
“You like? Huh?”
I froze!!
“It’s OK! It is very OK, Mac! Look! I took a chance that you would enjoy a nice cuntie smelling pair of old-lady panties!”
“Wow!”, was my clever response as I felt her hand circle my softening cock and gently squeeze.
“You like it? You like the scent of my cunt? Did you smell them and think of me? Did you even think I might come in and play?” Too many questions……! I just moaned at the feel of her hand as she continued the stroking and as she placed the panties over my face again..
I knew / hoped what would happen next. I could sense her body resting on the edge of the bed and her tits resting on my thigh and the hot breath as she lowered her mouth to my cock! As she licked gently she continued her monolog…. “I haven’t sucked a nice cock for a long time. You have a nice cock, Mac! Do you mind if I suck it? No? I didn’t think so! And the sucking began! Slow, soft tongue pressure and head bobbing.
I laid there with a big sigh escaping from my broad grin! Silently her hand took one of mine and slipped it under the hem of her nighty. A large soft tit with a very large hard nipple was placed in my hand. “Mmmm, pinch, Mackie! Pinch me!”
I was happy to oblige and whispered to her, “You are doing a great job Edith! Suck my hard cock! I am still sniffing those panties. You want more fun?”
“Mmm??”, I hear from my rock hard cock. Then, as she pulls back I hear the exit ‘pop’ and the cool air told me I was waving in the breeze. Her hand continues the fun and my fingers pinched as she whispered / gasped, “Like, what kind of fun?”
“Well, I am dying to find out if your cunt tastes as good as it smells. I really want to suck on your big hard nipples and I really want to fuck you!”
“Ooo, Mackie! You bad boy! You really want to do those naughty things to this fat old lady? Would you really fuck me? Suck me? Lick me?”
Without addressing the possibility that she was fishing for a reassuring denial about the old or the fat comments, I just moaned, “Yesssss!”
Edith giggled, “Goody!” and quickly wiggled up onto the double bed beside me and pulled her nightie up to her chin. There in the dim light I was pleased by her sparkeling eyes and her wide grin. My eyes surveyed the expanse of her naked body. Really large tits with hard pointed nipples. Great round tummy and equally fat thighs.
“You like these pinched?”, as I lowered my mouth to one and my fingers twisted the other.
“Gawd, yess! Oh, please do it to me!”, and, without looking, I could sense that her thick thighs were opening. The movement was one clue and the captivating scent was the clincher!
“So good! Sooooo fucking good! I can’t wait!! Eat me! Eat my sweet fat cunt!!
“At your service, my big beautiful horny woman!”, and I moved to the best position…..
As I crawled between her open legs She reached to her tummy and lifted the great extra pouch out of the way. There, in the dim light was the wettest, fattest, puffiest trimmed cunt I had ever seen. Another hand reached down and two fingers opened the great lips.
With a moan, “Do it! Please, eat me! Suck hard on my clit! Eat my cunt, you rascall!”
As much as I enjoyed her hot pleadings I really didn’t need any further coaxing. I savored the scent and the hot wet lips and the surprisingly big clit as it entered my mouth. It was large enough to suck! And I did! Much to Edith’s great pleasure! [Based totally on her moans and thrusting hips!] I could hardly breathe!
“Now!! NOW!!! Fuck me!! Do it!” Both hands snatched my head from her cunt and I slid and crawled up the soft expanse of her body and my cock struck gold on its own. I was on my knees and raised by my straight arms. My lower body was immersed in tummy, thighs and cunt and my eyes were treated to both of her hands pinching her tits and rubbing them together and her eyes glowing with enjoyment.
As I slowly stroked I felt as if I were being pressed into the cunt of that fifty-foot-woman most of us have fantasized about at one time or another!
There was no real way to tell where cunt lips ended and wet hot thighs and ass began ….who cares? I began to thrust as deeply as I could. Besides the appreciative sounds from her mouth I could feel the pulsing of her cunt muscles as they tried to devour my fuck tool.
“I’m fucking your hot, wet, fat horny cunt you slutty woman!” She actually giggled!
What a fun fuck!!
The mound of her body kept me from any kissing. I suddenly felt those panties strategically placed over my head! As I looked through the leg holes and smelled the cuntie crotch I could see her eyes roll and her head wag and I could hear the orgasmic moans! Mine weren’t far behind!
“Fuck!!!! That was good!!!!" She sighed, " Cum in my cunt, you rascal! Let me feel your hot cum squirt! Do it!! Cum, cum, CUMMMMM!” she seemed to have a second spasm causing her cunt to tighten and causing me to erupt!
I wailed some sort of indescribable moan of pleasure as I thrust my spurting cock into her with such exquisite feelings of pleasure. I couldn’t hold myself up any more and collapsed beside her, my cock slipping out of contact.
“So, Mackie-boy! You like fucking old fat Edie? Huh? When can you do it again? Huh? Do you like ‘doggie’? Huh? Wanna try 69? What?? I bet we can do it if I sit on your face! Hmm…you look scared! Don’t you want to be buried in my sweet cuntie crotch as I suck your naughty cock?
I have to admit that I was slipping off to dreamland! The last thing I remember hearing….”Men!!”