usafslut
12-19-2006, 07:33 PM
Dear Santa-
I just moved to a new town and away from the Valley and don’t know anyone yet. I have been really frick’n horny so my Christmas list might be a little naughty this year, but here we go:
A PLASTIC 6” VIBRATOR- I get tense a lot from work, and from the fact that I don’t have a boy friend to bone me. I could use this to relax the muscles in my neck and shoulders, and to be honest I love the feel of the buzzing on my nipples. The buzzing makes them like very hard and when I rest it on my nipple rings it goes right through me. I also love feeling the vibrations as I hold the end on my clit. That really gets me going.
VIBRATING EGG- Like I know I just asked for the vibrator above, but I really like the feeling of putting a thick egg deep inside my pussy. I love the way it parts my labia (that’s like the lips in case you didn’t know). When I turn the egg on when it’s like deep in my tunnel it is so bitch’n- it’s also way cool as people don’t know you’re plugged in and you can be twitch’n right in front of them and they don’t know why.
ANAL BEAD ROD- Santa – you know what this is right? I mean the first time I heard about highway sex I said “gag me with a frick’n spoon” but now I love it. Anyway, if you could bring me like the 12” or longer one with a bunch of beads (or balls) on the rod that would be totally great. I would actually love to use all three, you know, the egg deep in the tunnel, while I use one hand to hold the brator on my clit and my other hand is ramming the rod up in and out of my highway. Santa- I am starting to totally drippy writing you this.
SUCTION CUP DILDO- Ok I know I am pushing it asking for this after all the rest, but sometimes you just gotta get boned. If you could bring me one of those big sized rubber bones, that you can stick on the floor so I can totally ride it and take it deep in my tunnel, that would be bitch’n. And if you can fit it in your bad, the bigger the better!!
Thanks Santa, and I have one more wish- I like the taste of man-fluid. So when you drop off my presents, if you could wake me I would like to give you a nob-job. I am really good at it and do you know how totally bitch’n it would be to swallow a load from you? Anyway I hope you can bring me my presents as I am really soaked in my tunnel right now with no tube steak to fill it.
Merry Christmas,
Sally from the Valley.
I just moved to a new town and away from the Valley and don’t know anyone yet. I have been really frick’n horny so my Christmas list might be a little naughty this year, but here we go:
A PLASTIC 6” VIBRATOR- I get tense a lot from work, and from the fact that I don’t have a boy friend to bone me. I could use this to relax the muscles in my neck and shoulders, and to be honest I love the feel of the buzzing on my nipples. The buzzing makes them like very hard and when I rest it on my nipple rings it goes right through me. I also love feeling the vibrations as I hold the end on my clit. That really gets me going.
VIBRATING EGG- Like I know I just asked for the vibrator above, but I really like the feeling of putting a thick egg deep inside my pussy. I love the way it parts my labia (that’s like the lips in case you didn’t know). When I turn the egg on when it’s like deep in my tunnel it is so bitch’n- it’s also way cool as people don’t know you’re plugged in and you can be twitch’n right in front of them and they don’t know why.
ANAL BEAD ROD- Santa – you know what this is right? I mean the first time I heard about highway sex I said “gag me with a frick’n spoon” but now I love it. Anyway, if you could bring me like the 12” or longer one with a bunch of beads (or balls) on the rod that would be totally great. I would actually love to use all three, you know, the egg deep in the tunnel, while I use one hand to hold the brator on my clit and my other hand is ramming the rod up in and out of my highway. Santa- I am starting to totally drippy writing you this.
SUCTION CUP DILDO- Ok I know I am pushing it asking for this after all the rest, but sometimes you just gotta get boned. If you could bring me one of those big sized rubber bones, that you can stick on the floor so I can totally ride it and take it deep in my tunnel, that would be bitch’n. And if you can fit it in your bad, the bigger the better!!
Thanks Santa, and I have one more wish- I like the taste of man-fluid. So when you drop off my presents, if you could wake me I would like to give you a nob-job. I am really good at it and do you know how totally bitch’n it would be to swallow a load from you? Anyway I hope you can bring me my presents as I am really soaked in my tunnel right now with no tube steak to fill it.
Merry Christmas,
Sally from the Valley.