Psiberzerker
09-28-2019, 02:40 PM
Flying from Heathrow to the US, at some point the stewardesses get out the drink tray, and start rolling it down the aisle.
The Irishman asked for a "Whiskey, Jameson's if you have it."
The stewardess asks "Will Bushmill's do?" so the Irisman grudgingly agrees. Pouring the shot, she turns to the Mormon, and asks "Would you like one too?"
He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips."
The Irishman then held up his hand to refuse, and said. "Me too, I din'na know we had a choice."
The Irishman asked for a "Whiskey, Jameson's if you have it."
The stewardess asks "Will Bushmill's do?" so the Irisman grudgingly agrees. Pouring the shot, she turns to the Mormon, and asks "Would you like one too?"
He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips."
The Irishman then held up his hand to refuse, and said. "Me too, I din'na know we had a choice."