Famous Quotes

[Bridgit Astar]

It ain't over till it's over...Yogi Berra

[Bridgit Astar]

Come up and see me sometime - Mae West

[Bridgit Astar]

"I called suicide prevention and they put me on hold" ... Rodney Dangerfield

[Bridgit Astar]

The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated - Mark Twain

[Barek]

God doesn't play dice with the Universe - Albert Einstein

[Bridgit Astar]

If you come to a fork in the road, take it - Yogi Berra

[groomleader]

Watch out for the fellow who talks about putting things in order! Putting things in order always means getting other people under your control. - Denis Diderot

[Bridgit Astar]

I never had sex with that woman, not a single time - Bill Clinton

[groomleader]

In the councils of government, we must guard against the acquisition of unwarranted influence, whether sought or unsought, by the military-industrial complex. The potential for the disastrous rise of misplaced power exists, and will persist. - Dwight David Eisenhower

[Bridgit Astar]

It's a vast right-wing conspiracy - Hillary Clinton

[groomleader]

Mr. Gorbachov, tear down this wall! -- Ronald Reagan

[niteowluk2003]

Either that wallpaper goes or I do!

Oscar Wilde (on his death bed)

[Bridgit Astar]

A good man is hard to find - Flannery O'Connor

A hard man is good to find - Mae West

[niteowluk2003]

It's not the men in your life that counts,

It's the life in your men! Mae West.

[groomleader]

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted - Mae West

[Bridgit Astar]

I smoked marijuana a time or two--didn't inhale - Bill Clinton

[Bridgit Astar]

"Go ahead--make my day" - Dirty Harry

[muhabba]

"The hardest thing in this world is to live in it." -Buffy Summers (I'm re-watching all the Whedonverse shows)

[Bridgit Astar]

"I'm a victim of circumstance" - Curly of the Three Stooges

[Bridgit Astar]

"Let the band play Dixie" - Abraham Lincoln

[groomleader]

“Any government will work if authority and responsibility are equal and coordinate. This does not insure “good” government, it simply insures that it will work. But such governments are rare — most people want to run things, but want no part of the blame. This used to be called the “backseat driver” syndrome.”

― Robert A. Heinlein, The Notebooks of Lazarus Long

[Bridgit Astar]

"If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen" - Harry Truman

[groomleader]

"Always listen to experts. They'll tell you what can't be done, and why. Then do it."

― Robert A. Heinlein, The Notebooks of Lazarus Long

[Bridgit Astar]

God bless us everyone - Tiny Tim

[groomleader]

"That's a poor excuse for picking a man's pocket every 25th of December." Ebenezer Scrooge to Bob Crachit's request to have all of Christmas Day off.

[Bridgit Astar]

I came, I saw, I conquered - Julius Caesar

[Barek]

"Are you a Mod or a Rocker?" Neither, I'm a Mocker. Ringo Starr

[Bridgit Astar]

We are more famous than Jesus Christ - John Lennon

[Barek]

Upon ordering a pizza, Yogi Berra was asked if he wanted it cut into 4 slices or 8. He answered, "Better make it 4, I'm not hungry enough for 8".

[Bridgit Astar]

"I'll get you, my pretty--and your little dog too" - the witch in The Wizard of Oz

[Bridgit Astar]

"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn" - Rhett Butler in Gone With The Wind.