niteowluk2003
08-26-2016, 09:05 AM
There was this horny gorilla in the jungles of Africa.
He looked high and low for a mate to relieve his horny itch but without joy.
By chance he comes across a lone lion just about to take a drink from the river and he thinks... Needs must!
So he creeps up behind the Lion and slips his horny length right up to the hilt. In the pandemonium that followed he managed to run.
Now he fears for his life after all the lion is supposed to be the king of the jungle. In haste he decided it was probably trust to his speed being better than that of the lion.
So he shoves the lion and turns and heads off at a great pace down the jungle path. The lion took literally seconds to recover his stance and another second to realise the culprit has fled and now gives chase.
However the gorilla turning a corner comes across a hunter sat in a deck chair reading the paper.
He scares the hunter and he races off so the gorilla quickly dons the pith helmet; grabs the paper and settles into the chair.
Very shortly after this the lion arrives and sees the hunter. he asks did you see a gorilla running this way?
What you mean the one that fucked the lion down by the riverside!
Fuck me! yells the lion, Don't tell me its already in the papers.
He looked high and low for a mate to relieve his horny itch but without joy.
By chance he comes across a lone lion just about to take a drink from the river and he thinks... Needs must!
So he creeps up behind the Lion and slips his horny length right up to the hilt. In the pandemonium that followed he managed to run.
Now he fears for his life after all the lion is supposed to be the king of the jungle. In haste he decided it was probably trust to his speed being better than that of the lion.
So he shoves the lion and turns and heads off at a great pace down the jungle path. The lion took literally seconds to recover his stance and another second to realise the culprit has fled and now gives chase.
However the gorilla turning a corner comes across a hunter sat in a deck chair reading the paper.
He scares the hunter and he races off so the gorilla quickly dons the pith helmet; grabs the paper and settles into the chair.
Very shortly after this the lion arrives and sees the hunter. he asks did you see a gorilla running this way?
What you mean the one that fucked the lion down by the riverside!
Fuck me! yells the lion, Don't tell me its already in the papers.