GandalfTheWhite
03-30-2014, 07:16 AM
The butcher lived in an apartment over his shop. One night he was awakened by strange noises coming from below. He tiptoed downstairs and observed that his 19-year-old daughter was sitting on the chopping block and masturbating with a liverwurst. He sighed and tiptoed back to bed.
The next morning one of his customers came in and asked for some liverwurst. The butcher explained that he did not have any.
The lady was annoyed. She pointed and said, "No liverwurst, eh? Well what is that hanging on the hook right over there?"
The butcher frowned at her and replied, "That, lady, is my son-in-law."
The next morning one of his customers came in and asked for some liverwurst. The butcher explained that he did not have any.
The lady was annoyed. She pointed and said, "No liverwurst, eh? Well what is that hanging on the hook right over there?"
The butcher frowned at her and replied, "That, lady, is my son-in-law."