niteowluk2003
02-14-2014, 01:53 AM
A husband and wife had been arguing, as they usually do.
The husband storms out of the house intending to go have a drink.
on the way to the pub he begins to feel guilty and thinks "Well we have been married for several years now!"
"I know I am not the easiest guy to live with!" he continues, "Shit I feel so bad I better make it up to her!"
So he turns round and heads back home only on route he sees a florists shop and decides to buy her 12 long stemmed roses, (As one does!)
when he gets home he says "Sorry!"(Always the mans last word!) and hands her the flowers.
"Suppose I will have to open my legs for these!" she taunts.
"Why have you broken all the vases!" he replies
The husband storms out of the house intending to go have a drink.
on the way to the pub he begins to feel guilty and thinks "Well we have been married for several years now!"
"I know I am not the easiest guy to live with!" he continues, "Shit I feel so bad I better make it up to her!"
So he turns round and heads back home only on route he sees a florists shop and decides to buy her 12 long stemmed roses, (As one does!)
when he gets home he says "Sorry!"(Always the mans last word!) and hands her the flowers.
"Suppose I will have to open my legs for these!" she taunts.
"Why have you broken all the vases!" he replies