~*~ My First Condom....

[April]

I recall my first time with a condom. I was 14. I went in to buy a packet
of condoms at the local Pharmacy. In those days it took a lot of guts to
go in a store and ask for that kind of item because everyone in town
knew me and there was no doubt the young lady (I think her name was
Nola) knew what they were for.


She was working as an assistant behind the counter, and she could see
that I was really embarrassed by the whole procedure. She handed me
the package and asked if I knew how to wear one.


I honestly answered, 'No, not really.'


So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her
thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure


I apparently still looked confused. So, she looked all around the store to
see if it were empty. It was. 'Just a minute,' she said, and walked me
into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. She
unhooked her bra and laid it aside. 'Do these excite you?' She asked.


Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was stand there with my
mouth open and nod my head. She then said it was time to slip the
condom on. As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her
panties and lay down on a desk. 'Well, come on', she said, 'We don't
have much time.'


So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful that, unfortunately, I could no
longer hold back and KAPOW, I was done within a few moments.


She looked at me with a bit of a frown. 'Did you put that condom on?'
she asked. I said, 'sure did,' and held up my thumb to show her.


Then she beat the shit out of me....


Women have always been hard for me to figure out.

[Brigit Astar]

Ha ha - quite funny.

[flortnip1]

A good one! Thanks!

[megan]

I remember mine vividly. We were very young and my boyfriend had 'borrowed' one from his older brother (without him knowing). We wanted to try one out as we had never used one before and were curious. We had heard stories like - sex was horrible - you couldnt feel anything - it was like wearing an overcoat when having a shower etc. I think we have all heard them. We were young (with some experience already) but his cock was far too small for the condom to fit firmly. Anyhow we used it and it was one of the most amazing experiences of my life. It was very funny having our sex that day with the experience of a condom far too big for him. We finally decided after playing around that enough was enough -half an hour of absolute giggles and experimentation had diverted our desires but the best fun you have is when you are naked. Finally we got serious, had a pretty ordinary fuck and he finally came in it. When he pulled out of me it stayed inside me and the sight was so funny with the ring hanging out of me. I can remember vividly sitting up and looking at myself with this weird thing hanging out - it looked so funny. I told him to get it out. He said how? I couldnt help myself - I was laughing so much - I had this crazy thought and told him - with his teeth. You have no idea of what happened in the next few minutes with him finally agreeing to try.
I have never laughed so much and after a lot of fun he finally got it out.
We washed it out (in all innocence)and used it a couple more times and repeated the performance as he actually wished it would remain in me and repeat the fun of getting it out again once more. That was many years ago and the memories are still firmly etched in my mind.

[DebbieX]

That has to be the funniest experience i've read to date.

[hornyat40]

This is a pretty funny one!

[Nurse1]

Hilarious!

[dragonsclaw]

Made me smile and chuckle. Thanks for the post.