April
11-04-2013, 08:45 PM
A married couple have been stranded on a deserted island for many years.
One day another man washes up on shore. He and the wife become
attracted to each other right away, but realize they must be creative if
they are to engage in any hanky-panky. The husband, however, is very
glad to see the second man there. "Now we will be able to have three
people doing eight hour shifts in the watchtower, rather than two people
doing 12-hour shifts."
The newcomer is only too happy to help and in fact volunteers to do the
first shift. He climbs up the tower to stand watch. Soon the couple on the
ground are placing stones in a circle to make a fire to cook supper. The
second man yells down, "Hey, no screwing!" They yell back, "We're not
screwing!"
A few minutes later they start to put driftwood into the stone circle. Again
the second man yells down, "Hey, no screwing!" Again they yell back, "We're
not screwing!" Later they are putting palm leaves on the roof of their shack
to patch leaks. Once again the second man yells down, "Hey, I said no
screwing!" They yell back, "We're not screwing!"
Eventually the shift is over and the second man climbs down from the tower
to be replaced by the husband. He's not even halfway up before the wife
and her new friend are hard at it. The husband looks out from the tower
and says, "Son-of-a-gun. From up here it DOES look like they're screwing. :)
One day another man washes up on shore. He and the wife become
attracted to each other right away, but realize they must be creative if
they are to engage in any hanky-panky. The husband, however, is very
glad to see the second man there. "Now we will be able to have three
people doing eight hour shifts in the watchtower, rather than two people
doing 12-hour shifts."
The newcomer is only too happy to help and in fact volunteers to do the
first shift. He climbs up the tower to stand watch. Soon the couple on the
ground are placing stones in a circle to make a fire to cook supper. The
second man yells down, "Hey, no screwing!" They yell back, "We're not
screwing!"
A few minutes later they start to put driftwood into the stone circle. Again
the second man yells down, "Hey, no screwing!" Again they yell back, "We're
not screwing!" Later they are putting palm leaves on the roof of their shack
to patch leaks. Once again the second man yells down, "Hey, I said no
screwing!" They yell back, "We're not screwing!"
Eventually the shift is over and the second man climbs down from the tower
to be replaced by the husband. He's not even halfway up before the wife
and her new friend are hard at it. The husband looks out from the tower
and says, "Son-of-a-gun. From up here it DOES look like they're screwing. :)