Are they twins?

[singleot]

----A very loud, unattractive, hard-faced woman walks into Tesco with her
two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the
entrance.

The door greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Tesco, nice children
you've got there. Are they twins?"

The fat ugly woman stops screaming long enough to snarl: "Of course they
bloody aren't! The oldest is nine and the youngest is seven. Why the
hell would you think they're twins?..... Do you really think they look alike,
you ********?"

"Absolutely not," replies the greeter, "I just can't believe anyone
would shag you twice!

[Brigit Astar]

hahaha

[lkmydk]

thanks for the smile:)

[flortnip1]

Good one!

[groomleader]

Funny!!

[groomleader]

When you see an unattractive battle axe like that, with 3 or 4 kids, I call it a paper bag job.
Shove a paper bag over the head, close your eyes and fantasize that you are doing Kate Upton, or your smoking hot sister in law, or the 18 year old sexpot from next door.