Romance

[fomostuff]

A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text, "If you’re sleeping, send me your dreams. If you’re laughing, send me your smile. If you’re eating, send me a bite. If you’re drinking, send me a sip. If you’re crying, send me your tears. I love you.”


The husband replied, "I’m on the commode. Please advise."

[singleot]

good one thanks

[Brigit Astar]

hehe--good "dirty" joke