jreezy33
04-26-2013, 08:14 PM
I saw this on the internet a few days ago (called The Fap Game), and I thought it was hilarious. It was definitely guy-centric, but I've tried to make it more accessible to the ladies. I've modified some of the achievements, deleted others, and added others still.
Here are the rules: Each achievement is worth 1 point, unless otherwise noted. Create a list of all achievements you've completed, then post that list plus your point total. We'll call this a "lifetime achievement" game, so you don't have to start over from now. Here's the list:
Location
On an airplane.
In someone else's house.
In someone else's shower.
In a public restroom.
In a field/woods/forest.
In an elevator.
While at work.
While at school.
In a pool/spa.
In a busy public place.
In a movie theatre/music concert.
In class.
Inside a changing room of a clothing store.
In the shower.
In a hospital.
Person
To a pregnant chick.
To a dead person.
To a classmate/coworker.
To Rule #34 of something otherwise innocent.
To beastiality.
To someone you can see (i.e., voyeruristic - they can't see you).
In bed next to your significant other.
Cum onto significant other's face.
To a porn magazine.
To only your imagination.
To an anchorman/woman.
Cum to a face pic of someone.
To a family member (not parents or sibling).
To your mom.
To your dad.
To a woman.
To a man.
To furry sex.
To a picture of your crush.
Situation
While angry.
While sad.
While fingering your asshole.
Through your pants.
With both hands.
While driving your car.
While a passenger in a car.
Three times in a row.
Immediately after you wake up.
Hard/fast enough to create a friction-type burn.
With a fruit or vegetable.
Without any lube.
While drunk.
Cum all over the floor.
Cum into your sheets and sleep in them.
To an inantimate object (something decidedly non-sexual, like a car or house).
With headphones on, listening to music.
While stoned/high.
Cum without touching yourself.
Successfully finish while someone else is in the house, with the door open.
Cum in less than 90 seconds.
Twice in 30 minutes.
While using a condom.
With someone else in the room, remaining inconspicuous.
To porn on your phone.
Extra Credit
+2 For more than 60 minutes without cumming.
+5 For more than 2 hours without cumming.
+10 For more than 5 hours without cumming.
+5 Go 30 days without.
+5 Once a day for six months.
+10 More than 10 times in a day.
+5 Cum in your underwear/pants and wear them like nothing happened.
+5 Shoot into a cup/jar three feet away.
+10 Shoot into your own mouth and swallow.
+5 Edge routinely for two weeks without cumming. Then release your saved up load.
I'll go first and post my points and list shortly. Happy fapping!
Here are the rules: Each achievement is worth 1 point, unless otherwise noted. Create a list of all achievements you've completed, then post that list plus your point total. We'll call this a "lifetime achievement" game, so you don't have to start over from now. Here's the list:
Location
On an airplane.
In someone else's house.
In someone else's shower.
In a public restroom.
In a field/woods/forest.
In an elevator.
While at work.
While at school.
In a pool/spa.
In a busy public place.
In a movie theatre/music concert.
In class.
Inside a changing room of a clothing store.
In the shower.
In a hospital.
Person
To a pregnant chick.
To a dead person.
To a classmate/coworker.
To Rule #34 of something otherwise innocent.
To beastiality.
To someone you can see (i.e., voyeruristic - they can't see you).
In bed next to your significant other.
Cum onto significant other's face.
To a porn magazine.
To only your imagination.
To an anchorman/woman.
Cum to a face pic of someone.
To a family member (not parents or sibling).
To your mom.
To your dad.
To a woman.
To a man.
To furry sex.
To a picture of your crush.
Situation
While angry.
While sad.
While fingering your asshole.
Through your pants.
With both hands.
While driving your car.
While a passenger in a car.
Three times in a row.
Immediately after you wake up.
Hard/fast enough to create a friction-type burn.
With a fruit or vegetable.
Without any lube.
While drunk.
Cum all over the floor.
Cum into your sheets and sleep in them.
To an inantimate object (something decidedly non-sexual, like a car or house).
With headphones on, listening to music.
While stoned/high.
Cum without touching yourself.
Successfully finish while someone else is in the house, with the door open.
Cum in less than 90 seconds.
Twice in 30 minutes.
While using a condom.
With someone else in the room, remaining inconspicuous.
To porn on your phone.
Extra Credit
+2 For more than 60 minutes without cumming.
+5 For more than 2 hours without cumming.
+10 For more than 5 hours without cumming.
+5 Go 30 days without.
+5 Once a day for six months.
+10 More than 10 times in a day.
+5 Cum in your underwear/pants and wear them like nothing happened.
+5 Shoot into a cup/jar three feet away.
+10 Shoot into your own mouth and swallow.
+5 Edge routinely for two weeks without cumming. Then release your saved up load.
I'll go first and post my points and list shortly. Happy fapping!