Your Favorite Quotes from Films or TV

[Brigit Astar]

One of my favorite quotes from films is Jack Nicholson playing Jimmy Hoffa to Robert Kennedy in the film Hoffa: "You slimy little prick. Your daddy was nothing but a goddamned rum-runner."

[Barek]

"It's 200 miles to Chicago. We've got a full tank of gas. Half a pack of cigarettes. It's dark. And we're wearing sunglasses." "Hit it."

(And by the way, this is an awesome idea for a game, Brigit.)

[Brigit Astar]

"Elementary, my dear Watson"--from a number of Sherlock Holmes films

[BaldCuntLover]

"Benson, you are so mercifully free of the RAVAGES of intelligence." - Evil to Benson in Time Bandits.

[Brigit Astar]

"It's alive! It's alive!" from Frankenstein

[jovon]

"I have had it with these MOTHAFUCKIN snakes on this MOTHAFUCKIN plane!"
I think you know what movie that is from, lol.
(Oh, and if you ever watch the TV version, it is - "I have had it with these monkey fighting snakes on this Monday to Friday plane!" -which is just ridiculous, lol.)

[BaldCuntLover]

"You mean, you'll put down your rock and I'll put down my sword and we'll try to kill each other like civilized people?" - The Dread Pirate Roberts in The Princess Bride.

[niteowluk2003]

To infinity and beyond....... Buzz lightyear in Toy story.

[BaldCuntLover]

"I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass..and I'm all out of bubble gum" Nada (Roddy Piper) in "They Live"

[Brigit Astar]

"I'll be back"--Arnold in The Terminator.

[LinP00]

Thorin Oakenshield in "The Hobbit": Loyalty, honor, a willing heart, I can ask no more than that.
Haskell Moore in "Cloud Atlas": There is a natural order to this world, and those who try to upend it do not fare well

[Barek]

Remember, no matter where you're going, there you are... Buckaroo Banzai

[Brigit Astar]

"Hump? What hump?" - Igor to Victor Frankenstein in Mel Brooks' Young Frankenstein

[Brigit Astar]

Snippit from Some Like It Hot:
Jack Lemmon: We can't get married. I'm a man.
Joe E. Brown: Nobody's perfect.

[701068]

We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers . . . and also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls . . . Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can.
-Raoul Duke (Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas)

[Brigit Astar]

"Goodnight, Mrs. Calabash--wherever you are." Jimmy Durante's sign-off on his t.v. show

[701068]

Why are you the way that you are? Honestly, every time I try to do something fun or exciting you make it not... that way... I hate so much about the things that you choose to be.
-Michael Scott

[Brigit Astar]

Tom Cruise--playing the prosecuting attorny--in A Few Good Men: I want the Truth. Jack Nicholson in reply: You Can't handle the Truth!

[funsized]

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[Brigit Astar]

From the film Abbot and Costello Meet Frankenstein: Lon Chaney Jr. to Lou Costello: "You see, every time the moon is full, I turn into a wolf." Costello: "You and a million other guys."

[groomleader]

"All right, sweethearts, what are you waiting for? Breakfast in bed? Another glorious day in the Corps! A day in the Marine Corps is like a day on the farm. Every meal's a banquet! Every paycheck a fortune! Every formation a parade! I LOVE the Corps!"

and

"Alright, sweethearts, you heard the man and you know the drill! Assholes and elbows!"

Sgt. Apone from "Aliens"

[Brigit Astar]

Clint Eastwood as Dirty Harry: :Go ahead, make my day."

[Brigit Astar]

Moe to Curly: "Remind Me to Murder You Later."
Curly to Moe (taking out notebook and pencil): "I'll make a note of it."

[groomleader]

"He said war was too important to be left to the generals. When he said that, 50 years ago, he might have been right. But today, war is too important to be left to politicians. They have neither the time, the training, nor the inclination for strategic thought. I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids."

General Jack D Ripper, from the movie, "Doctor Strangelove"

[Brigit Astar]

Robert Duvall to John Wayne in the movie True Grit: "That's bold talk from a one-eyed fat man."
John Waynes's reply: "Fill your hand, you sonofabitch."

[texman]

Are you sure you're only 26:-)

[Brigit Astar]

Yes, I've just watched a lot of films--even silent films, which I love.

Madeline Kahn to Terri Garr in Young Frankenstein: "What do you do do for the doctor?"

[Brigit Astar]

"He's been murdered--and someone's responsible." Quote from Plan 9 From Outer Space--voted the worst film ever made.

[vorgankk]

"That poor girl. Lurch, was she in [the cake] before you baked?"

Gomez, Adams Family Values

[vorgankk]

"I'll be your huckleberry."

Doc Holiday, Tombstone

[Brigit Astar]

You're terminated - Linda Hamilton to the Terminator.

[Brigit Astar]

I'm a victim of circumstance - Curly of the Three Stooges

[Doctorr Phibes]

No one is to stone anyone until I blow this whistle, even, and I want to make this absolutely clear, even if they do say Jehova!

Monty Python - The Life Of Brian

[Brigit Astar]

"Badges? We don't need some stinkin' badges." From The Treasure of the Sierra Madras

[Doctorr Phibes]

Never ever bloody ever anything ever again! Comic Strip Presents - Mr Jolly Lives Next Door

[Brigit Astar]

I'll be back - The Terminator

[Brigit Astar]

"Hump? What Hump?" - Igor (Marty Feldman) to Victor Frankenstein (Gene Wilder) in Young Frankenstein

[groomleader]

"Are there no prisons?"
"Plenty of prisons
"And the union workhouses, are they still in operation?"
"They are, I wish I could say they were not."
"The treadmill and the poorlaw, they're still in full vigor I presume?"
"Both very busy sir."
"Oh from what you'd said at first I was afraid something had happened to stop them in their useful course, I'm very glad to hear it."

Ebenezer Scrooge, to the 2 gentlemen collecting for Christmas charity.

[matterd1]

"I knew you would sell your mother for an Etruscan vase, but I didn't know you would sell your country and your soul to the slime of humanity."

Dr. Henry Jones, Sr.
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

[Brigit Astar]

Who was that masked man? - from a number of Lone Ranger shorts.

[matterd1]

"It's possible, pig. It's conceivable you hideous, vomitous mass, that I'm only lying here because I lack the strength to stand. Or do I?"

Wesley to Prince Humperdink
Princess Bride

[Brigit Astar]

Remind me to murder you later - Moe to Curly.
I'll make a note of it - Curly to Moe

[groomleader]

Ebenezer: "You'll want the whole day off tomorrow, I suppose."
Bob Cratchit: "If quite convenient, sir."
Ebenezer: "It's not convenient. And it's not fair! If I stopped you half a crown for it, you'd think yourself ill used, wouldn't you? But you don't think me ill used if I pay a day's wages for no work, hmm?"
Bob Cratchit: " 'Tis only once a year, sir."
Ebenezer: "That's a poor excuse for picking a man's pocket every 25th of December."
Bob Cratchit: "Yes, sir. I'm sure I'm very sorry, sir, to cause you such an inconvenience. It's the family more than me, sir. They put their hearts into Christmas as it were, sir."
Ebenezer: "Yes, and put their hands into my pockets as it were, sir. I suppose you'd better have the whole day. But be back all the earlier the next morning."
Bob Cratchit: "I will indeed, sir. Thank you, sir! It's more than generous of you, sir."
Ebenezer: "Yes, I know it is, you don't have to tell me."

The classic exchange between Scooge and Bob Crachit, from the 1951 version of "A Christmas Carol".

[Brigit Astar]

"Get those fat tits out of my face." - from the movie Mash

[Brigit Astar]

I'll make him an offer he can't refuse - From The Godfather.

[Barek]

Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship - Rick to Capt Renault... Casablanca

[Bridgit Astar]

How sweet it is! - Jackie Gleason

[Barek]

Welcome to Sherwood! - Errol Flynn as Robin Hood

[Bridgit Astar]

Nip it - Nip it in the bud. Barney Fife

[Bridgit Astar]

Stupid is as stupid does - Forrest Gump

[Bridgit Astar]

Life is like a box of chocolates--you never know what you're gonna get...Forrest Gump