Q&a

[cuzstuffer]

Q: What did the seven dwarfs say when Prince awakened Snow White?

A: "Well, guess it's back to jerkin" off."

[Brigit Astar]

hehe--wicked

[niteowluk2003]

It was Snow white and the dwarf's that invented that well known American drink.......


Seven Up

[davesmistress]

It was Snow white and the dwarf's that invented that well known American drink.......


Seven Up

Hee hee thats funny

[chive]

How The 7 Dwarfs Got Their Names






Miss Snow White was a randy cow,
And desperate for a fuck,
So off she went into the woods,
To try and get some luck.

She'd almost given up looking,
When she saw some chimney smoke,
Then she stumbled on the cottage,
And went in for a poke.

Her clothes came off in seconds.
And she'd just removed her pants,
When seven dwarves came marching in,
With a merry song and dance.

Snow White just stood there speechless,
And thought she was in heaven,
Originally after one good shag,
But now she could have seven.

Straight away she took command,
"My fanny needs a lick!"
And when one dwarf moved forward,
She said "Oh, you'd better drop your pick."

So down he went onto all fours,
And said "I ain't licking that,"
"Not there, that is my asshole,
You DOPEY little brat!"

The next dwarf started blushing,
"Do we have to do it here?"
Snow White said "Don't be BASHFUL,
Unless you're a fucking queer"

So reluctantly he whipped it out,
To prove he was no fool.
And Snow White gave a big "Heigh-Ho."
As she rode upon his tool.

Now one dwarf wasn't smiling.
Cause he hadn't had a sniff,
And due to his impatience,
He couldn't raise a stiff.

"Relax, you GRUMPY bastard,"
So he did as he was told,
And as soon as he was hard enough,
He shot his fuckin load.

The next dwarf got a blow-job,
And she took him deep quite easy,
But she just avoided brain-damage,
When he sneezed, she called him SNEEZY.

With three dwarves left,
She turned and said, "You're next, I want your knob!"
But not sooner had he entered her,
And he was sleeping on the job.

"Wake up you SLEEPY bastard"
She wanted more from him.
And he woke with such excitement,
That he filled her hairy quim.

The next dwarf rammed his up her,
And shagged her fanny raw,
A dazed Snow White them whimpered.
"That should be against the law."

He made poor Snow White tremble,
He was so big and thick
"No wonder you're so HAPPY,
With that fucking great big dick"

With one dwarf still remaining,
But feeling rather sore,
she said "You'll have to use your tongue,
My twat can't take no more!"

And so he put his tongue to work,
Where others had placed their cocks,
And 'cause he made Snow White feel better,
She named the last dwarf "DOC."

Now Snow White couldn't do much,
With all that spadge inside her quim,
So she grabbed a cup, and squatted,
And filled it to the brim.

So there's the truth about the dwarves,
And how they got their names,
By satisfying Miss Snow White,
And joining in her games.

There's one more thing you need to know,
And that's - What happened to that cup,
Well think of what you're drinking,
When you next buy 7-Up!

[chive]

207602 With Disney now the plot has changed...lol