drlauren
06-16-2012, 11:25 PM
What's a wild night at Rick Santorum's house? Him jerking off to Jesus.
Newt Gingrich's house? The orgy with him and all his wives.
Mitt Romney? sitting in the nude eating caviar while his butler bones his wife.
Bill Clinton? It involve 6 call girls and him wearing a school girl outfit.
Obama? Michelle blowing him while he smokes in the oval office.
Sen. Larry Craig? His wife dressing up like a dude and blowing him in the bathroom after he taps his foot. "I'm not gay!!!!!"
Pope? Little Tommy come bloweth my horn.
Rep. John Boehner? Him crying over why it's so small and his wife saying, "It's okay. I use a vibe."
Rep. Paul Ryan? Fucking his wife while he figures out how to fuck you!
Eric Cantor? I don't fucking want to know.
Ron Paul? White sheets and burning crosses.
Herman Cain? 9 licks, 9 sucks, 9 fucks
Reagan? "Well, Nancy, there you go again..."
Bush 43? Ride it Cowgirl!! (gun goes off)
Jimmy carter? I shouldn't be enjoying this.
Gov. Nikki Haley (R-SC)? Do me in the ass, do me in the ass, so, it's an suv, do me in the ass, call me governor bitch.
Sarah Palin? Yes, Levi, Yes, Do me like you did Bristol, YES!
Christine O'Donnell? "I'm so horny. No, I can't masturbate. It feels so good. No, I can't. It's a sin. Fuck, it feels good. No, stop, please. OMG! No, stop. Oh, yes, sinning's great. No, no, no. YES, YES, YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Gov. Jan Brewer? No, you're Mexican, no!!!!!!! OKAY, YES, YES, YES!
haha
Newt Gingrich's house? The orgy with him and all his wives.
Mitt Romney? sitting in the nude eating caviar while his butler bones his wife.
Bill Clinton? It involve 6 call girls and him wearing a school girl outfit.
Obama? Michelle blowing him while he smokes in the oval office.
Sen. Larry Craig? His wife dressing up like a dude and blowing him in the bathroom after he taps his foot. "I'm not gay!!!!!"
Pope? Little Tommy come bloweth my horn.
Rep. John Boehner? Him crying over why it's so small and his wife saying, "It's okay. I use a vibe."
Rep. Paul Ryan? Fucking his wife while he figures out how to fuck you!
Eric Cantor? I don't fucking want to know.
Ron Paul? White sheets and burning crosses.
Herman Cain? 9 licks, 9 sucks, 9 fucks
Reagan? "Well, Nancy, there you go again..."
Bush 43? Ride it Cowgirl!! (gun goes off)
Jimmy carter? I shouldn't be enjoying this.
Gov. Nikki Haley (R-SC)? Do me in the ass, do me in the ass, so, it's an suv, do me in the ass, call me governor bitch.
Sarah Palin? Yes, Levi, Yes, Do me like you did Bristol, YES!
Christine O'Donnell? "I'm so horny. No, I can't masturbate. It feels so good. No, I can't. It's a sin. Fuck, it feels good. No, stop, please. OMG! No, stop. Oh, yes, sinning's great. No, no, no. YES, YES, YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Gov. Jan Brewer? No, you're Mexican, no!!!!!!! OKAY, YES, YES, YES!
haha