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drlauren
06-02-2012, 10:27 AM
Yep, all have quirks.


Dentist - cock is tiny, but drill, baby, drill
Plumber - Opens clogged pussies after lots of screwing with the pipes
Mechanic - Checks it first before fucking it
Doctor - usually an asshole so in love with himself you get yourself off and so does he
Politician - Promises, promises, promises
Trucker - wham, bam, thank you, ma'am, gotta get my ass on the road
Cop - only cares if your legal
Busboy - a busboy will fuck anything so probably has an STD
CEO - likes to be tied up and dominated, usually small pecker
Waiter - damn, they love to please
Teacher - it'll be educational...for him
Lawyer - ex-busboy
Tennis player - strong serves in your net
football player - all the right moves
Professor - well, here's your chance to pop a cherry
Baseballer - lazy, nasty, kinky motherfucker
Marine - Only thinks of the Missionary
Navy - 50% chance he's gay and wants Greek
Army - Fucks like a tank, makes you forget Navy and Air Force Pussies
Air Force - He flies in and flies out
Priest - oh, fuck, he's gonna ask you to play 10 and blow his horn
Baptist - drunk fuck
Mormon - he's thinking of his sister
Jehovah's Witness - Just say no
Basketballer - long, soft and easy
Nurse - 10x better than the doc
Retail - tries to upsell you on swallowing
Farmer - sweaty, smelly, lovin' fucking

rareisme
06-02-2012, 04:49 PM
Good ones!

ironeagle2
06-28-2012, 05:01 PM
liked most of them

GlobeWalker
07-08-2012, 01:55 PM
the nurse one for me was the funniest

boatman123
07-11-2012, 04:01 PM
some good

mikeloo
07-16-2012, 11:36 PM
lol....great thanks

frankjohnmoore
08-10-2012, 11:29 PM
good ones

TelltaleInsanty
08-12-2012, 08:28 PM
very nice lol

Amasterfound
08-20-2012, 06:54 PM
some funny ones