drlauren
05-31-2012, 02:11 PM
Ye shall have no orgasms before me.
Ye shall not covet they neighbors animals. Get your own.
Ye shall not call out the wrong name during sex
Honor they father and mother if ye wish to bang them.
Ye shall not steal someone else's sex toy.
Thou shalt not have knowledge of multiple orgasms without sharing.
Thou shalt not commit adultery unless you have permission.
Blowjobs count.
If ye receive oral, ye must giveth oral.
and finally,
Ye shall not be envious of another's great sex life. Learn from them.
That was fun to write.
Tootles!
Ye shall not covet they neighbors animals. Get your own.
Ye shall not call out the wrong name during sex
Honor they father and mother if ye wish to bang them.
Ye shall not steal someone else's sex toy.
Thou shalt not have knowledge of multiple orgasms without sharing.
Thou shalt not commit adultery unless you have permission.
Blowjobs count.
If ye receive oral, ye must giveth oral.
and finally,
Ye shall not be envious of another's great sex life. Learn from them.
That was fun to write.
Tootles!