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drlauren
05-09-2012, 10:41 PM
Adrian the Virgin

By

Rocky Balboa

Once apon atime
theres was dis chick
named Adrian
she worked in a pet store
she wars hodder than momma

her fatso brudder
Pauly wuldn't let me bone hers
till I boghtsa him some booze

Adrian didn't need to ware glasses
no buddy culd missa my biga cock
her boobs werz handfuls
puddy in mine hands

then she tolds me she
had never been width a man
I sad, really?
you nevers had yours cherry popped?
she meekly said, no, rock

I tolds her Ida do her propers
not to be scarred
of rock's hugea dick
I fukked lotsa gurls

i kissed hers all ovur
she moanza lot
my cocka was huge
it hurtsa witha desiras

I gotsa ona topa her
opened her smalla hole
betweens her skinny legs
with ma fingers

She said, be carefuls, rock
toldz her it woodn't hurts my cock
i shoves it in
all the ways
to the hilton
she screams at me
in obvious xstacy

She started to cries
no, beautiful Adrian
Is loves fukking yous
she smiles and gasped
as Is pounded hers hard

She saids, rocky, please
makes me cum
harder, rock, harder
please make it no stop
a few minutes ladder
I was floodings her hole
ADRIAN, I'M CUMMING!

She had past out
I wokes her up
sorry, Adrian, I gots
blood on yous sheets
she sads, okay Rock
this is Pauley's bed


Rocky Balboa
Heavyweight Champion of the World

(no fucking clue why I was thinking Rocky Balboa) hahaha

Marlene38EE
05-09-2012, 10:43 PM
lol x 12!! :d

April
05-09-2012, 10:48 PM
hahaha... Thanks for the laugh :)

Brigit Astar
05-10-2012, 07:52 AM
haha--quite funny