Charmbrights
04-26-2012, 04:02 AM
Two ladies of a certain age swim together in a lake from time to time.
One day they swam out to a small island and lay sunbathing. Suddenly one lights a cigarette.
"How didja get that cigarette here and not get it wet?" her friend asked.
"I buy these thingies at the drug store and tie my cigarette and lighter in one. Keeps 'em dry."
"What are they called?"
"Trojans."
The next day at the drug store, "I want to buy some Trojans."
"Certainly, madam. What size?"
"Big enough fo' a Camel."
One day they swam out to a small island and lay sunbathing. Suddenly one lights a cigarette.
"How didja get that cigarette here and not get it wet?" her friend asked.
"I buy these thingies at the drug store and tie my cigarette and lighter in one. Keeps 'em dry."
"What are they called?"
"Trojans."
The next day at the drug store, "I want to buy some Trojans."
"Certainly, madam. What size?"
"Big enough fo' a Camel."