Zombies!!!

[Akota1991]

It's the zombie apocalypse an there is a zombie trying to eat you! The object to your left is your weapon....


Example:
Dart board
Tv
Soda

Happy hunting ;) :grim:

[Marlene38EE]

To my left...hmm.
Fireplace poker (Fireplace tools, and a steel poker to the head should drop a zombie right quick)
John...he's a way better fighter than I am and has a cane---dunno if he counts as a weapon, but he's off to my left.
Georgina..,I really doubt she'd enjoy being used as a club, and I wouldn't do that anyways. :D

[Harley Love]

A calculator...I guess I can make it work

[Akota1991]

A lamp... Well maybe I could use the table it's on?

[Blackwinter]

Hmmm...
Well, Georgina's a terror all by herself if threatened, but she'd make a lousy club--and i wouldn't do that anyways.
Dad's Canadian Military Artillery Dress sabre on the wall...definite zombie-beheading functionality there.

[daboy421]

a wall?
i'm not sure what i can do with that.

[April]

A curtain... maybe I can play Hide-and-Seek?

[BBC Barry]

Statistics text book... guess who's about to become one :(

[oceanbabiegirl]

a phone...maybe to call someone...

[April]

A stapler… All zombies shall kneel before me before I unleash to power of my sta…. Ahh forget that – I’m fucked :)

[Marlene38EE]

Better than a sofa cushion at least....

[Akota1991]

Car door... I'll just open it while I'm driving by!! :D

[April]

The only thing on my left at them moment is my coffee, so I think I need to learn to drink on the run :icon031:

[Marlene38EE]

Here's and idea...
Solid-steel travel mug with optional bayonet.
...just the thing to handle the daily commute and zombie hordes, as well as half-off sales hordes on lingerie, bedding and shoes. :D

Right now, a sleeping cat is off to my left, not too useful and if I tried whipping her around like a set of nunchuks, that would end badly for us both!! LoL

[April]

hahaha... just thinking about grabbing my cat by the tail would be a very very bad ending for me.

I now have a folder to my left with all my reports ready for my meeting after lunch - it weighs a ton, so it should do some damage if I start swinging it around.

[Marlene38EE]

Yeah, pretty much anything is a better choice than trying to weaponize a cat. :)

[April]

Bottle of water... maybe they will be like the wicked witch and melt??

[Marlene38EE]

well, as a club, depending on bottle shape, it's more usseful than a rolled-up newspaper. :) Knock 'em over and run!!

[April]

I have an empty wine bottle next to me now, that has to be better than the water bottle I had earlier... Give me a few minutes and I'll have two empty bottles :)

[Rico]

Roach-cl.....I mean hemostats. ;-)

[April]

An empty coffee cup, time to practice my aim :)

[Akota1991]

A computer... Hmmm it could work for a little while

[whoknowsfap]

My washing? ermmmmm

[Akota1991]

My roommates dog!!! Sick 'em!!! Or not...

[Marlene38EE]

I'm screwed--half empty bag of pistachios.
Combat Effetiveness = *cue laughter*
...although, my left shoe is on my left side, it's got a three-inch heel...hmmm.
Now all's I need is a zombie for a test....

[Landy]

My Kindle and a glass of water I guess I am in trouble

[Akota1991]

My roommate, I guess I could just throw her in the way I mean she has a great body so I guess it could work lol

[Rico]

.45 caliber.

[Marlene38EE]

Today, off to my left??
Heh.
John.
Bring It, Zombies!!!

[Akota1991]

Brother who weighs more than me but isn't quite as skilled in Tae Kwon Do as me. I think we'll be fine :)

[April]

Box of tissues...

[Pale Rider]

:smash:Louisville slugger, it's the wife's but I doubt she would mind.

[Pale Rider]

I like that...that it's her baseball bat!!
Nope, can't see where she'd complain, so long's ya wipe the brain-goo off after your done. :icon223:

As one would imagine I own several firearms, none of which she will touch, hince the Bat!cfusd

[Pale Rider]

Well, that works...you take 'em at range, they get in close and she takes them then while you're reloading. thmb

I watch WAY too many Zombie flicks...

Wife's favorite kind of movies, which means I watch way to many as well. BTW folding chairs on my right( hope they are former WWE).

[Marlene38EE]

The Walking Dead...AMC... PrimeTime Zombocalypse!!! :clap
Thrift-store 1960's steel folding chairs...need C-4 to hurt those suckers, probably drop a bear with one on a good swing.

[Pale Rider]

ZOMBIES!!!
fave Zomb flick...gotta be the one in the shopping mall.

Off to my left...cat hair and a sofa cushion.
Hoping they die from choking on a hair ball and if not maybe smothering them to death eh? Way to close for me:GRIM2A:

[Pale Rider]

BTW I think I like the "28" series best, small bookcase on my left and a parrotkeet on my right. Crap I'm screwed:icon255:

[Pale Rider]

If i really needed to I could snap a leg off the endtable, or two of them.

Y'all seem to enjoy the close quarters work a little to much for my taste. too darn many opportunities for them to get a "bite" in.

[dbutcher89]

So my original idea of going north when the zombies make their presence known IS a bad idea. Gotcha.

To my left....

Blanket, pillow, bed frame and computer monitor.

Blind said zombie and smash him over the head with the monitor? Please let it work...

[dbutcher89]

Yeah I'm not too keen on testing it either. My thoughts on blinding it were if they just happened to be those intelligent runner type of zombies.

Shambler? Pffft, easy sport.

though with the ceramic plate, steak knife and fork from the left over steak I devoured I think I'm good either way.

[Akota1991]

A microwave and a fridge.. Hmmm

[Marlene38EE]

Out here on the deck, I've got a rake and fire-poker for the firepit.
Or I could just swat the shambler with a chair...

[Pale Rider]

full size desk calculator

[Marlene38EE]

Better than a sofa cushion!!
Still out on the deck, so I've still got the same 'weapons' as before.

[dbutcher89]

Cell phone and oscillating fan.

Methinks that taking over the covers of the oscillating fan might be a good idea.

[Marlene38EE]

rip the cord outta the fan, and use it's ends as a touch-taser...zombie or not, hard to be a threat when an electrical blast has scrambled your nerves. :icon069:

[dbutcher89]

...You. You I like. *Supplicates and whatnot*

[lightning022]

TV Remote

[jburt]

Glass water bowl ........... guess I could break it :(

[Akota1991]

Hammer screw driver and a broken, empty safe

[jreezy33]

To my left is my bass guitar and bass amp. The amp is 75+ pounds, so its heavy. The guitar I could swing baseball-style, but that's still only a blunt object, and you need to decapitate a zombie to make sure its dead. If I'm being attacked in this room, I'm fucked, because its a small room with only one way out. So I may be the next zombie coming after you!

However, in an actual zombie apocalypse, I'd like to think I'd be prepared.

[jessy19]

my iphone lol can't do much to save myself from a zombie with that :p

[kaidman]

I carry a lock pick and a bayonete in my back pack

[Akota1991]

To my left is my bass guitar and bass amp. The amp is 75+ pounds, so its heavy. The guitar I could swing baseball-style, but that's still only a blunt object, and you need to decapitate a zombie to make sure its dead. If I'm being attacked in this room, I'm fucked, because its a small room with only one way out. So I may be the next zombie coming after you!

However, in an actual zombie apocalypse, I'd like to think I'd be prepared.

Make sure to double tap!

Next to me is 3 daggers maybe a fourth on a higher shelf

[Amasterfound]

next to me is a chair maybe to ward him off

[jessy19]

My iphone again lol dang i guess i'll just call up my homies to help me out :p

[Amasterfound]

the object to my left is my hubby hmmmm he can scare away the zombie with his sword.

[jessy19]

To my left....now it's a pile of bills. I'm sure that'll scare the zombies and everyone else away lol

[TerryTens]

Wooden chair... I suppose it could be broken apart and used as multiple zombie-stabbing implements. Also a small book shelf (if emptied it could be hefted and crush a zombie cranium)... and there's an old sword in the closet, but a fat lot of good that would do...

[Marlene38EE]

Wooden chair... I suppose it could be broken apart and used as multiple zombie-stabbing implements. Also a small book shelf (if emptied it could be hefted and crush a zombie cranium)... and there's an old sword in the closet, but a fat lot of good that would do...

Old sowrd, better than nothing.
Bookshelf, well, one of the shelf-planks, it could help as a kinda/sorta shield...

[Akota1991]

Laptop, mini fridge, clock and a bunch if CDs, DVDs, and games. I think I could use the CDs maybe even the laptop

[draylord]

hmm to my left dang it i have my tv and ps3 plus a few games on the wall i have my gran fathers lee enfield from from ww2 still works but the ammo is to far away to get a round in first so i guess its a club for now how ever to my right i have my knife set so that works plus i have easy escape while he comes in one window im out the other :D

[hitthewall]

laptop., some shelves i can break and use the wood and lamp.

hope i make it out.

[BaldCuntLover]

Hmm, a plastic clipboard. I suppose it could be dangerous if I attached a TPS report cover sheet.

[Barek]

A spray bottle of glass cleaner. I suppose I could spray it into his eyes and run away while he says, "Ow... that stings! Not cool, man! Not cool."

[Bridgit Astar]

Chess set. I guess I could challenge it to a game.

[Bridgit Astar]

To my left a curtain--I suppose I could pull the curtain down and throw it over the zombie's head and run.

[Barek]

A can of cashews. So, you know... bye.