View Full Version : Tell a lie
redhead18yr
01-11-2010, 07:58 PM
Easy enough you just tell a lie
Example:
I like chocolate
Now your turn.
kinky_kitty
01-11-2010, 08:25 PM
I prefer dogs to cats.
April
01-11-2010, 08:47 PM
The heat is not bothering me at all today!!
redhead18yr
01-11-2010, 08:50 PM
I am feeling great and I am not worried at all about my stomach pain!
badlybent
01-11-2010, 09:15 PM
I love the continuous rain.
redhead18yr
01-11-2010, 09:31 PM
there is soo much on tv right now i can't pick just one show!
kalubi
01-12-2010, 11:20 AM
I love going to work
redhead18yr
01-12-2010, 12:12 PM
I am in a great mood.
Angeal
01-12-2010, 06:31 PM
I am not bored at all
redhead18yr
01-12-2010, 06:32 PM
I am not feeling like I am on a merry go round right now. In fact I haven't been dizzy all day
Angeal
01-12-2010, 06:43 PM
I haven't been thinking thinking about sucking on red's nipples.
redhead18yr
01-12-2010, 08:20 PM
I had sex today
TBlayz
01-12-2010, 08:31 PM
I like asparagus.
redhead18yr
01-12-2010, 08:33 PM
I am not picky at all, I'll eat anything put in front of me!
TBlayz
01-12-2010, 08:33 PM
Chick flicks are great movies.
redhead18yr
01-12-2010, 08:34 PM
I went out today!
TBlayz
01-12-2010, 08:35 PM
It was 136 degrees here today.
redhead18yr
01-12-2010, 08:38 PM
I am not going to get off of here and lay down
TBlayz
01-12-2010, 08:38 PM
I'm not going to eat some pizza very soon.
redhead18yr
01-12-2010, 08:40 PM
I'm not going to eat pizza very soon. I don't wish I was!
TBlayz
01-12-2010, 08:44 PM
French fries are terrible!
Angeal
01-12-2010, 09:35 PM
I love chocolate
redhead18yr
01-13-2010, 12:16 AM
I woke up feeling great!
TBlayz
01-13-2010, 12:17 AM
I just woke up from a 3 day sleep!
Angeal
01-13-2010, 12:21 AM
I got plenty of sleep last night
TBlayz
01-13-2010, 12:24 AM
I used to walk 13 miles to school, in waist deep snow, uphill...BOTH WAYS!
redhead18yr
01-13-2010, 12:31 AM
I go to school in a regular school building!
TBlayz
01-13-2010, 12:32 AM
I drive the bus that takes redhead18yr to school....
redhead18yr
01-13-2010, 12:36 AM
Kevin has some kinky fantasy about me riding the bus.. and his dick to school. ;) ha
TBlayz
01-13-2010, 12:38 AM
Wait, that might not actually be a lie....can I think about that for a bit and get back to you?
OH.....and I was almost the lead Hobbit in the Lord of the Rings trilogy.
redhead18yr
01-13-2010, 12:56 AM
My throat isn't sore at all.
Angeal
01-13-2010, 04:19 AM
I really did audition to be hobbit in lord of the rings
redhead18yr
01-13-2010, 07:17 AM
I didn't sleep at all.
Angeal
01-13-2010, 07:20 AM
I am asleep
redhead18yr
01-13-2010, 07:30 AM
I'm not in pain
Angeal
01-13-2010, 07:54 AM
Im not going to sleep
redhead18yr
01-13-2010, 10:07 AM
I am cold
Angeal
01-13-2010, 04:47 PM
I am also cold
redhead18yr
01-13-2010, 07:28 PM
I am so energetic and awake
Angeal
01-13-2010, 07:29 PM
I am at home
redhead18yr
01-13-2010, 07:36 PM
I am under the blankets
myrasimmons45
01-14-2010, 04:01 AM
I'm a virgin
Angeal
01-14-2010, 04:23 AM
Im a buhdist
redhead18yr
01-14-2010, 06:09 AM
I'm a lesbian
saintman
01-14-2010, 06:10 AM
I have never had sex
redhead18yr
01-14-2010, 06:15 AM
I hate being when a guy goes down on me ;)
redhead18yr
01-14-2010, 11:34 AM
I'm not in pain
surge
01-14-2010, 11:50 AM
Red doesn't have delious looking breats
redhead18yr
01-14-2010, 12:30 PM
I am not goign to say thank you to surge!
surge
01-14-2010, 12:51 PM
I am not going to say your welcome to Red!
saintman
01-14-2010, 01:38 PM
i have a 3 inch penis
redhead18yr
01-14-2010, 09:03 PM
I have a penis.
surge
01-14-2010, 09:20 PM
I dick is limp right now.
redhead18yr
01-14-2010, 09:46 PM
I am not tired at all!
saintman
01-15-2010, 06:31 AM
I am not horny
redhead18yr
01-15-2010, 06:36 AM
I am not tired
saintman
01-15-2010, 02:15 PM
I am never having sex again
redhead18yr
01-15-2010, 03:16 PM
I love the fact that I am getting loud mature idiot neighbors moving in. The fact that I have a douche-bag wife beater neighbor wasn't enough :( ughh
cajun
01-15-2010, 07:58 PM
I was in a threesome today
cajun
01-15-2010, 07:59 PM
i don't want to sleep with red
redhead18yr
01-15-2010, 10:20 PM
I don't wish that cajun was in my bed then ;)
Brigit Astar
01-16-2010, 04:12 AM
I resemble Megan Fox
saintman
01-16-2010, 06:32 AM
I am getting a blow job right now.
redhead18yr
01-16-2010, 01:41 PM
I had sex last night
redhead18yr
01-16-2010, 05:19 PM
I slept amazing last night
bumlover
01-17-2010, 08:05 AM
I had a great threesome with Zee Gal and April last night:heartpump:
Brigit Astar
01-17-2010, 09:59 AM
I am being fucked by a long stiff thick cock
redhead18yr
01-17-2010, 01:50 PM
I was in an orgy once.
saintman
01-17-2010, 03:36 PM
I have never been drunk
hornycollegeboy
01-17-2010, 07:43 PM
i have a small penis
saintman
01-18-2010, 05:17 AM
I do not like Reds breasts
redhead18yr
01-28-2010, 11:08 PM
I hate being admired
SpotTamer
01-29-2010, 01:36 AM
I'm the hot mess from Loch Ness
saintman
01-29-2010, 06:23 AM
I had a threesome with Myra and Red last night.
redhead18yr
01-29-2010, 08:09 PM
I like women
saintman
01-30-2010, 06:45 AM
I went skinny dipping this morning
Brigit Astar
01-30-2010, 11:52 AM
I saw Michael Jackson and Elvis in a ufo. Elvis was beating the shit out of Michael.
saintman
01-31-2010, 07:38 AM
I was on that Ufo also.
redhead18yr
07-14-2010, 05:23 PM
I love when it rains on days I have outside plans
Barek
07-24-2010, 05:29 PM
I've had enough sex in my life so I don't need anymore.
cjthedevil
07-25-2010, 06:41 AM
ive dated jennifer anniston
Barek
07-25-2010, 12:01 PM
Hey, me too!
tigger1
07-25-2010, 05:45 PM
I am left handed
James3T
07-25-2010, 05:57 PM
I am left handed
I am too.
Barek
07-26-2010, 03:01 PM
I love my job!!!
sweetlips24
07-26-2010, 03:43 PM
im a bitch
Barek
07-27-2010, 10:41 AM
I've dated sweetlips24 so I know if thats true or not!
Outlaw99
08-19-2010, 07:22 AM
I love washing behind my ears
Barek
08-19-2010, 09:07 PM
I am SO self confidant!
dingo
08-19-2010, 10:36 PM
i don't enjoy this site
Barek
08-20-2010, 11:01 AM
This cold I'm fighting off has me ready to charge out and face the world...
awei0987
08-21-2010, 05:28 PM
i can fly
Outlaw99
08-23-2010, 06:24 AM
I want to be reborn
Barek
08-23-2010, 06:55 AM
I can't wait to go back to work today
Outlaw99
08-26-2010, 04:55 AM
I hate this site!!!!
Barek
08-26-2010, 07:53 AM
I am 25 years old.
zazai
09-02-2010, 02:05 AM
I prefer dogs to cats.
Brigit Astar
09-18-2010, 04:07 AM
I like policemen
Outlaw99
09-28-2010, 11:43 AM
I like policemen too!!!!!!!
Barek
10-20-2010, 01:40 PM
I love how stores are already looking so X-masy!
Brigit Astar
10-20-2010, 04:02 PM
I love Christmas shopping
JohnnyVert
10-22-2010, 09:40 PM
I hate porn
Brigit Astar
10-23-2010, 04:39 AM
I love to go to work at 8 a.m.
lovelqqkn2
10-23-2010, 09:48 AM
I love paying bills.
JohnnyVert
10-23-2010, 07:02 PM
I love paying other people's bills.
lazystoner
10-24-2010, 12:32 AM
1+1=3
Brigit Astar
10-24-2010, 06:31 AM
I love mimes
Brigit Astar
10-29-2010, 09:10 PM
I love watching tv 12 hours a day
Barek
11-01-2010, 11:25 PM
I totally didn't eat too much candy over Halloween
comsmith22
11-05-2010, 09:58 PM
I am Rich...
KitKat96
11-06-2010, 04:05 AM
Books are destroying America.
Brigit Astar
11-07-2010, 11:51 AM
I love smart asses and jerks
KitKat96
11-09-2010, 09:20 AM
I will hit 10,000 posts here, ever.
Brigit Astar
11-12-2010, 06:57 AM
I love Nancy Pelosi
KitKat96
11-12-2010, 08:22 AM
A soft penis is just as good as a hard one.
Brigit Astar
11-12-2010, 01:10 PM
I hate fucking
purebliss
11-13-2010, 06:26 AM
I dont like a big cock.
Brigit Astar
11-14-2010, 06:31 AM
I hate having my pussy licked
I never piss off my friends, in any way.
The_Void
11-14-2010, 04:03 PM
I have visited every capital city in the world.
Barek
11-15-2010, 12:14 PM
This is my first day off in a while. But, I really didn't need one.
Brigit Astar
11-16-2010, 07:05 AM
I love to work on the weekends
purebliss
11-19-2010, 08:59 AM
I don't like these things.
Stryfn1
11-19-2010, 02:00 PM
Porn offends me.
Brigit Astar
11-20-2010, 07:49 AM
I hate to fuck
Brigit Astar
11-25-2010, 02:44 AM
I love politicians
April
11-25-2010, 04:12 AM
I am not tired.
Brigit Astar
11-26-2010, 12:58 AM
I love leftover turkey
purebliss
11-26-2010, 03:57 AM
Im not horny and I dont need fucking.
Brigit Astar
11-27-2010, 02:17 AM
I like spinich
purebliss
11-27-2010, 02:58 AM
This has been the best week ever.
Brigit Astar
11-28-2010, 05:34 AM
Mondays are my favorite time of the week
Brigit Astar
12-28-2010, 08:26 AM
I love working on New Year's eve
Barek
01-06-2011, 01:09 PM
I could just go on like this indefinately.
Brigit Astar
01-07-2011, 07:44 AM
I love trying to figure out what to do with Christmas wrappings
Barek
01-07-2011, 10:39 AM
Brigit, I think you should just save those Christmas wrappings. You never know when they might come in handy.
Brigit Astar
01-08-2011, 01:11 AM
I have never told a lie
The Lip 69
01-09-2011, 02:52 PM
I love you
snic95
01-09-2011, 03:32 PM
I'm enjoying myself and I'm not bored.
Barek
01-09-2011, 06:10 PM
Okay. Now I've got it ALL figured out.
Brigit Astar
01-10-2011, 12:14 AM
I believe in Santa Claus
niteowluk2003
01-10-2011, 01:03 AM
my ex wife drowned in a wishing well..... I did not know they worked.
kinkypap
01-10-2011, 06:23 AM
I would not fuck Red up the ass if she asked me to on the school bus!!
Barek
01-10-2011, 07:03 AM
my ex wife drowned in a wishing well..... I did not know they worked.
This wasn't fucking funny!
niteowluk2003
01-10-2011, 08:57 AM
This wasn't fucking funny!
Oh yes it was........
Barek
01-10-2011, 09:53 AM
Oh yes it was........
But, since this thread is 'Tell a lie', does that mean you are telling a lie about my lie, meaning you really didn't think your post was funny or... something... Since this is tell a lie, why don't I just say I totally understand what I just said.
The Lip 69
01-10-2011, 03:13 PM
Of course I wont tell my friends
niteowluk2003
01-11-2011, 02:15 AM
As this is telling a lie I was just commenting on your lie which was a lie and therefore my comment was a lie about your lie about my original lie. if you follow my driftt or not as maybe but then again is that not a lie too.
BurnSunshine
01-11-2011, 06:00 AM
I'm a virgin, you know.
Barek
01-11-2011, 06:08 AM
As this is telling a lie I was just commenting on your lie which was a lie and therefore my comment was a lie about your lie about my original lie. if you follow my driftt or not as maybe but then again is that not a lie too.
Oh, NOW I understand.
Brigit Astar
01-11-2011, 08:19 AM
I understand everything completely
The Lip 69
01-11-2011, 12:05 PM
My wife understands me.
Barek
01-11-2011, 01:22 PM
I've understood women my whole life.
niteowluk2003
01-11-2011, 03:00 PM
President J F Kennedy was shot by a lone gunman and that gun man was Lee Harvey Oswald.
TheBigLabido
01-11-2011, 09:35 PM
I am sexually satisfied.
Brigit Astar
01-12-2011, 11:22 AM
I'm a millionaire
niteowluk2003
01-12-2011, 11:43 AM
The Easter Bunny resides in Florida most of the year......
lil_leigh
01-14-2011, 08:58 PM
I love being single
Brigit Astar
01-15-2011, 08:10 AM
I love being married
April
01-24-2011, 03:11 AM
I do not need to go to bed
Horhay
01-24-2011, 03:21 AM
I cannot tell a lie.
Barek
01-24-2011, 07:33 AM
So glad the Packers are in the Super Bowl
Brigit Astar
01-24-2011, 09:09 AM
I'm glad the Jets beat the Colts.
April
01-28-2011, 10:33 PM
Wishes it was Monday
Barek
01-29-2011, 07:30 AM
Really looking forward to going back to work Mon. morning.
coolguy010
01-30-2011, 03:44 PM
Im not horny and I dont need fucking.
I dont like asians ;)
April
01-30-2011, 05:25 PM
I'm having a great Monday
Barek
01-31-2011, 04:42 PM
Looking forward to getting out in that snow coming later.
April
01-31-2011, 05:09 PM
I had a fantastic nights sleep last night.
John_Doe
01-31-2011, 05:10 PM
I used to hate my job that i still work at
April
02-02-2011, 08:24 PM
Have not complained about the heat once today.
frendly12
02-02-2011, 09:48 PM
i like this freezing weather
April
02-03-2011, 03:50 AM
I am not sleepy :)
Barek
02-03-2011, 03:00 PM
I forgot how much I love shoveling snow!
April
02-04-2011, 04:15 AM
I am not singing along to Total Eclipse Of The Heart on MTV's Karaoke Box ;)
Demonkiller89
02-07-2011, 09:36 AM
I dont lie
Brigit Astar
02-07-2011, 06:48 PM
Everything I say is true.
Barek
02-08-2011, 10:56 AM
Congrats Packers!
Brigit Astar
02-08-2011, 05:58 PM
I like rap
Barek
02-09-2011, 05:25 PM
I'm kinda starting to like celibacy.
Brigit Astar
02-10-2011, 09:32 AM
I like whiny country boot-scooting, shit-kicking country music
Barek
02-10-2011, 12:43 PM
Yesterday, I bit my tongue so hard, it actually bled for a while. It felt goooood!
Brigit Astar
02-11-2011, 06:34 AM
I love talking with someone on the phone who tells me their life story.
jrwolfman11
02-12-2011, 09:21 AM
I love telemarketers
Barek
02-12-2011, 02:05 PM
I'm facing a three day weekend. I just may volunteer to go to work anyway.
Brigit Astar
02-12-2011, 02:20 PM
I love people who call me on the phone and try to sell me something I don't want or need.
Barek
02-13-2011, 06:04 AM
I am wide awake.
Brigit Astar
02-13-2011, 06:22 AM
I started a fire this morning in the fireplace without any help.
Brigit Astar
02-17-2011, 07:47 PM
I didn't post the above post
ROCKNROLLER
02-18-2011, 01:09 AM
I hate Engineering
niteowluk2003
02-18-2011, 01:59 AM
I finally discovered the meaning of life!!!!!!!
Brigit Astar
02-18-2011, 08:01 AM
I told Niteowl what the meaning of life is
Brigit Astar
02-19-2011, 06:15 AM
I started a fire in the fireplace that spread and burned the whole house down
April
02-25-2011, 05:50 PM
wishes it was still friday
Brigit Astar
03-04-2011, 01:57 PM
I wish I could gain some weight
kcid56
03-06-2011, 08:48 AM
I am hung like a mouse and get my dick sucked every day. It's great
beachdude832000
03-06-2011, 10:45 AM
damn, i had some great sex last night with two hot ladies :P
Barek
03-06-2011, 06:11 PM
This massive headache is making me feel all warm and happy.
DirtyTyke
03-06-2011, 06:36 PM
I don't enjoy having sex.
ibbored22
03-07-2011, 12:42 PM
I love people who ask stupid questions
Brigit Astar
03-09-2011, 03:17 PM
I love fat policemen
injim7pussyass
03-09-2011, 03:24 PM
That is one of my favorites! I am going to invite them all over for dinner this Saturday!!!
I love telemarketers
injim7pussyass
03-09-2011, 03:26 PM
Next to my love for celibacy and sharing dinner with telemarkteers - WOW, what more is there to look forward to in life!!!!
I don't enjoy having sex.
injim7pussyass
03-09-2011, 03:29 PM
Let's see how many lies I can tell in one short message------ I detest pussy and the idea of shoving my cock up a delicious womans ass makes my skin crawl; my favorite meal is over-cooked liver and I have never riden horsed or bulls in my life! That should give ya'll something to pnder on! Jim
Brigit Astar
03-10-2011, 06:16 AM
I love slimy okra and cabbage
Brigit Astar
03-30-2011, 12:46 AM
I love not being able to sleep at 3:45 a.m.
Brigit Astar
04-14-2011, 01:18 AM
I love morons who ask me stupid questions that mean nothing.
djblackcell
04-16-2011, 04:24 PM
The US economy is going to be fine.
Sliver
04-18-2011, 05:45 PM
Gas prices will go down
Tigrok
04-18-2011, 06:45 PM
It's above normal temperature in northern Washington this week!
Stryfn1
04-18-2011, 09:11 PM
I had the most amazing weekend of wild group sex!
Brigit Astar
04-20-2011, 12:53 PM
I inherited a million dollars from a long-lost uncle
Stryfn1
04-20-2011, 01:24 PM
Brigit is giving me a million dollars.
Brigit Astar
04-21-2011, 01:52 PM
I gave Stryfn1 a million dollars because I can
ou812ic
04-29-2011, 01:18 PM
The Federal Reserve is a neccessary government agency.
qwertyqwerty123
04-30-2011, 01:40 AM
I am not stress.
Brigit Astar
04-30-2011, 05:44 AM
A tornado in east Tennessee did not shred and destroy my niece's house and trap them in the closet because they couldn't get out because the debris from the house had the closet door stuck.
Brigit Astar
07-12-2011, 11:41 PM
The last post I made was a lie
ImmortalBeloved
07-12-2011, 11:44 PM
God, I ended up having to shooo that horde of naked women out of my house, thought they'd never leave!
Stryfn1
07-13-2011, 01:31 AM
God, I ended up having to shooo that horde of naked women out of my house, thought they'd never leave!
So as this is a lie, are we too assume the naked women are still there? Lucky SOB. j/k
Stryfn1
07-13-2011, 01:33 AM
I party because I am a rockstar.
April
07-13-2011, 08:41 PM
I am happy that I have to go back to work in a few more days
ImmortalBeloved
07-14-2011, 12:50 AM
God, I ended up having to shooo that horde of naked women out of my house, thought they'd never leave!
Damn, they're back!
Brigit Astar
07-14-2011, 01:16 AM
My boss is a fat ugly slob
ImmortalBeloved
07-14-2011, 01:34 AM
Brigit's teasing revelations of her relationships with her bi-sexual boss and co-workers has never once, ever, even for a moment turned me on.
Brigit Astar
07-14-2011, 01:26 PM
My boss has never rubbed and licked me.
ImmortalBeloved
07-14-2011, 01:50 PM
Wheew, glad she never. I'd be traumatised watching her rubbed and licked by her boss.
Stryfn1
07-14-2011, 09:47 PM
I always lie all the time.
The~Bandit
07-15-2011, 05:05 AM
Did you know that the sun is really blue. :icon282:
Brigit Astar
07-15-2011, 05:21 AM
And the sky is green
Stryfn1
07-16-2011, 04:51 AM
Women are lined up outside my door wanting me.
Brigit Astar
07-16-2011, 05:44 PM
Men pay me $10,000 to sleep with me
ImmortalBeloved
07-16-2011, 07:19 PM
Except, she pays me.
Stryfn1
07-17-2011, 09:02 AM
I came home sober last night. :)
Brigit Astar
07-17-2011, 06:16 PM
Hugh Hefner asked me to marry him--I told that dead fish to go to hell--he couldn't buy me. I was worth more than he could pay.
Stryfn1
07-17-2011, 10:22 PM
I've never been asked if I look like a TV star.
Brigit Astar
07-18-2011, 01:15 AM
I look like Lindsay Lohan
Stryfn1
07-18-2011, 04:53 AM
I'm glad the weekend is over.
Brigit Astar
07-18-2011, 12:58 PM
I'm out of debt
Stryfn1
07-18-2011, 01:00 PM
I managed to get a girl's phone number over the weekend.
Brigit Astar
07-18-2011, 07:10 PM
I got a raise in salary
Stryfn1
07-19-2011, 01:15 AM
I'm happily employed.
Brigit Astar
07-19-2011, 05:18 PM
Stevie Nicks came into the office today and asked me out.
SF3P0X1
07-19-2011, 09:25 PM
I get as much sex as I want.
ImmortalBeloved
07-21-2011, 12:40 PM
Demand for pairs of my used, worn undies is so strong that I am thinking of taking on more staff.
Brigit Astar
07-21-2011, 04:39 PM
I have been nominated for Miss Tennessee
Kayla Blind
07-22-2011, 12:31 AM
I just won the lottery and I'll never have to work a day in my life!
Brigit Astar
07-22-2011, 02:31 PM
I never masturbate