Tell a lie

[groomleader]

It's spring, and I can't wait to see all the fun insects come buzzing around me, what joy.

[Brigit Astar]

I love bugs

[groomleader]

It's raining again today, I LOVE the rain!

[Brigit Astar]

I wish I live in the North Pole

[groomleader]

I want to join Brigit at the North Pole, and go living in an igloo.

[funsized]

i'm a virgin

[Brigit Astar]

I wish I lived in North Korea.

[groomleader]

The moon is made of green cheese.

[Brigit Astar]

Tiger turned this site over to me so I'm now the boss.

[groomleader]

When I was kid, the tooth fairy would leave me 100 dollars for each tooth.

[Brigit Astar]

I've been offered 10 million dollars to play the role of Ann Margaret in her life story.

[Brigit Astar]

I had to work today on Sunday!

[Brigit Astar]

I had to work 14 hours today

[dingo]

I hate chocolate ice cream

[Brigit Astar]

I worked all day and now I have to work all night.

[El_Gato]

I'm a natural blonde

[Brigit Astar]

I have been offered a million dollars to pose for Playboy.

[DirtyTyke]

No one here wants to see Brigit in playboy.

[groomleader]

I would boycott Playboy if Brigit posed.

[Brigit Astar]

I think Larry Flynt is sexy--especially when he's wearing a diaper.

[groomleader]

I can hardly wait for the next season of The Bachelor.

[davesmistress]

Im america's Next Top Model

[megan]

I didnt get any last night.

[Brigit Astar]

I got a raise at work.

[groomleader]

I miss the winter snow.

[Barek]

It's a lovely spring day today.

[Brigit Astar]

We had an orgy at work today

[Brigit Astar]

I hate orgies

[groomleader]

I had an orgy with the local high school girls basketball team.

[Starwizard]

I would never tell a lie

[Starwizard]

I am bald

[groomleader]

I hate oral sex

[Brigit Astar]

I hate fucking

[Barb08]

I like to be photographed, especially nude.

[Brigit Astar]

hate sucking cock

[Barek]

Phew... What a relief it is to hear that, Brigit.

[Brigit Astar]

I have taken a vow of celibacy.

[Doctorr Phibes]

I didn't write this

[Brigit Astar]

I have not masturbated for a whole month.

[groomleader]

I don't read any of the stories, they might corrupt my morals.

[Doctorr Phibes]

I'm not wanking now..

[Brigit Astar]

I love Mondays at work. Most of the people I have to talk to on the phone are so very nice.

[groomleader]

It's a bright sunny day, no rain or thunderstorms any where close.

[Brigit Astar]

I feel rotten.

[groomleader]

My dog hates me.

[Brigit Astar]

I fell out of a window and Superman saved me.

[Barek]

Oh, I was glad to help, Brigit.

[groomleader]

I dated Lois Lane, before she fell for that so called Superman.

[Brigit Astar]

Jonny Depp balled me.

[groomleader]

Zooey Deschanel wants to make me her sexual plaything.

[Brigit Astar]

I fell out of a 100-storey building. Superman didn't save me, but I landed on my head so I wasn't hurt.

[groomleader]

I am a nutty religious freak

[Brigit Astar]

I just won the lottery. I am now a millionaire.

[Brigit Astar]

Hugh Hefner keeps calling me wanting me to pose for Playboy. He's offered me a million dollars.

[groomleader]

If you ever do that Brigit, I'd lose all respect for you.

[Brigit Astar]

Hugh Hefner can kiss my ass. I wouldn't let him touch me for a million dollars. What a decrepit old fart.

[groomleader]

Hugh Hefner can kiss my ass. I wouldn't let him touch me for a million dollars. What a decrepit old fart.

So, since we are in the tell a lie thread, that's a lie??

I just bought a restored 1963 Corvette split window coupe.

[Brigit Astar]

Yes, it's a lie because I would let him touch me for a million dollars--but not a penny less.

I found a piece of kryptonite in my back yard.

[groomleader]

Thanks for the clarification Brigit.


I'm about to unveil the world's first android sex parntner..so real, no one can tell the diifference.

[Brigit Astar]

I love Mondays at work.

[groomleader]

I have not participated in a FFM threeway.

[Brigit Astar]

I quit my job today because I was so bored.

[groomleader]

The government just sent me a 100,000 dollar cheque, just for being such a nice guy..

[Brigit Astar]

I volunteered to work this Saturday and Sunday.

[groomleader]

My teen neighbor's daughter showed up on my doorstep, completely naked.

[Brigit Astar]

Hugh Hefner keeps calling me on the phone wanting me to pose for Playboy.

[groomleader]

My sister-in-law keeps dropping hints about how much she wants me to do her all night.

[Brigit Astar]

A tree has started growing in my living room.

[groomleader]

An Alien from a planet 500 light years away dropped in for a visit yesterday.

[dingo]

I think getting a blow job is the most disgusting thing ever.

[DirtyTyke]

I don't want the image upload issue on the site to be fixed.

[Brigit Astar]

I won a million dollars in the lottery, and I gave it all away to charity.

[DirtyTyke]

I hope the first part at least was a lie

[Brigit Astar]

I shot Hugh Hefner because he kept bugging me to pose for Playboy.

[groomleader]

My dog growled at me.

[Brigit Astar]

I got a raise.

[DirtyTyke]

I shot Hugh Hefner because he kept bugging me to pose for Playboy.
I don't believe any of this...

[Brigit Astar]

I got fired.

[DirtyTyke]

I don't want to see a photo of Brigit, naked or otherwise.

[Brigit Astar]

If I show a photo of myself on this site, I don't risk losing my job.

[groomleader]

I don't miss Brigit when she doesn't post for a while.

[Brigit Astar]

groomleader is a disgusting pervert.

[groomleader]

Brigit loves me madly.

[Brigit Astar]

I want to divorce Dana and marry groomleader.

[SmallCock]

I don't want to sleep with the flight attendant on my flight

[groomleader]

I want to elope with Brigit, and whisk her away to live in New Zealand.

[Brigit Astar]

New Zealand makes me sneeze.

[groomleader]

Okay, we'll move to Australia.

[Brigit Astar]

I am suffering from uncontrollable farting.

[groomleader]

Muff diving makes me dizzy.

[Brigit Astar]

Lindsay Lohan asked me out on a date--but I turned her down because I have a headache.

[groomleader]

Miley Cirus asked me to be in a music video she's creating--but I had to say no, her antics are offensive to my delicate sensibilities.

[Kayla Blind]

I've never masturbated.

[Brigit Astar]

A giant bird plucked me up as I was walking down the street and took me to its nest and was going to feed me to its young, but just in time, Superman swept down and saved me.

[groomleader]

Batgirl took me to her cave, and showed me her amazing superpowers.

[Brigit Astar]

Batman has a one-inch dick but he buggers Robin just the same

[groomleader]

Batman has a one-inch dick but he buggers Robin just the same

I always suspected that more went on in the Bat Cave then TV could show us!

Wonder Woman wanted me to be her sexual plaything.

[Brigit Astar]

I told Dana to kiss my ass today. And she said bend over.

[groomleader]

I told Dana to kiss my ass today. And she said bend over.

Sounds like exactly what I would do, if you ever told me that!!


Jane wants to leave Tarzan, and swing through the jungle with me.

[Brigit Astar]

I told a customer over the phone to stuff it.

[groomleader]

I love waiting in a line up, it's such a joy.

[Brigit Astar]

I love telemarketing.

[groomleader]

I love walking thorugh a pouring rain.

[Brigit Astar]

I love wintertime.

[groomleader]

I love a steaming, sauna like day of our midwestern summers.

[Brigit Astar]

I love people who talk so fast you can't understand what they're saying.

[groomleader]

Wow, I just saw an ad for a magic magnet, that promises it will make any girl want to fuck me, I'd better get mine now!!

[Brigit Astar]

Brad Pitt called me and asked me out on a date, but I had to turn him down because Johnny Depp had already asked me out.

[groomleader]

I think I'll call Brigit up and ask her for a date, I'm sure Dana won't mind.

[Brigit Astar]

I got a raise.

[groomleader]

I got promised 25 percent of a 10 million dollar secret bank account.
I'm sure it's trustworthy, some bank official in the Cameroons told me all about it.
I'll certainly send all my bank acount numbers and details, and enjoy that great payday!

[Brigit Astar]

I have been promoted to editor of the newspaper--with a substantial raise in salary.

[groomleader]

I think I'll go live in the woods, and become a hermit.

[Brigit Astar]

I was on The Price is Right and won an expense-paid trip to the Virgin Islands.

[groomleader]

I was in Hollywood a week ago, and got Harrison Ford's auoigraph.

[Brigit Astar]

I was discovered by a press agent at work and was offered a leading role in a movie.

[April]

I was abducted by aliens

[Brigit Astar]

I saw Elvis and Michael Jackson in a UFO. They waved at me.

[April]

I won big on lotto last night and I can now quit my job!

[Brigit Astar]

Someone jumped out of a twenty-story building and landed on me--but I wasn't hurt because they landed on my head.

[groomleader]

Hilary Clinton phoned me yesterday, and asked me if I'd like to be her running mate in a 2016 campaign for the White House.

[Brigit Astar]

Hilary Clinton confessed to me that she is a lesbian.

[April]

I love salmon

[groomleader]

Bill Clinton told me that he did not have sex with that women.

[April]

I have only had one cup of coffee today

[Brigit Astar]

Robin confessed to me that he and Batman are gay.

[April]

I love mind games

[groomleader]

I love it when it snows, especially if I have to be out on the road at that time.

[April]

I hate having a nice hot freshly brewed cup of coffee delivered to my office every morning.

[April]

I am so relaxed that I could just drop off to sleep at any moment

[groomleader]

I hate dogs and cats.

[April]

I don't have any pets

[Brigit Astar]

Batman made a pass at me today, but Robin interfered and was furious that his lover Batman would try such a despicable thing.

[April]

I am loving the beautiful hot weather we are lucky enough to be enjoying right now... and I especially loved when the melted tar got stuck all over my favorite pair of heels while I was trying to cross the street yesterday.

[Brigit Astar]

I don't have to work tomorrow - Saturday.

[April]

I wish it wasn't Saturday and I was at work today.

[April]

I have to go to work tomorrow.

[Brigit Astar]

I received a million dollars in the mail from a secret admirer.

[bumlover]

I sent the million, in the hope it might lead to a threesome with you and April.


OK the second part is not a lie

[April]

I received a million in the mail for sex!!

Hey bumlover, hows things? Hope you had a great Christmas and start to 2014 :)

[groomleader]

I received a million dollars, just because I'm so deserving of it.

[April]

I wish tonight would just get that little bit hotter...

[groomleader]

We've had 14 inches of snow in the last week, I wish we could get more!

[April]

I wish it was Monday

[April]

I had a fantastic nights sleep last night

[Barek]

I have so much energy right now, I'm surprised I can even sit still

[April]

I do not appreciate the members who, each time they login to the forums - take the time to jump in and make a few posts.... I would not like to thank each and every one of them for the support - these members are not the reason why I decided to came back to SSP!

[Barek]

Just won the Lottery, but I don't think I'll be quiting my job. It's just too much fun...

[April]

I am not enjoying a lazy Sunday, and I got out of bed before the sun came up.

[Bridgit Astar]

I love cold weather

[Bridgit Astar]

I hate Jack and Coke

[Bridgit Astar]

I think Justin Timberlake is awesome.

[Bridgit Astar]

My breasts are too small.

[Bridgit Astar]

I hate sex

[Bridgit Astar]

I love cold freezing rain.

[Barek]

I have sex entirely too often

[Bridgit Astar]

I want to be a nun.

[Bridgit Astar]

Nancy Pelosi is so hot.

[Barek]

Totally beach weather here in the mid-west

[groomleader]

If I was invited to an orgy, I'd have to say No, I'm just not that kind of man.

[Bridgit Astar]

I have the hots for Whoopie Goldberg

[Barek]

Arguing about politics is my most FAVORITE thing to do

[Bridgit Astar]

I voted for Hillary

[Barek]

I'm BATMAN!!!

[Bridgit Astar]

I'm Wonder Woman!

[myrasimmons45]

I'm a virgin

[Bridgit Astar]

I'm a Puritan.

[Barek]

Everything's just fine...

[Bridgit Astar]

I hope it rains.

[Barek]

I'm entirely satisfied with the way the Cubs season has started

[groomleader]

Nicole Kidman is going to leave her husband for me.

[Bridgit Astar]

I am not horny

[Bridgit Astar]

I want to be a nun.

[Barek]

My life has turned out pretty much exactly as planned

[Bridgit Astar]

I love everyone