Tell a lie

[Brigit Astar]

I hate spaghetti and meatballs

[April]

I hate that I am at home relaxing at not at work

[Marlene38EE]

I've decided against going to see Prometheus.

[Brigit Astar]

I'm going to work twelve hours today

[docfreaknasty]

I'm glad I'm in my office instead of banging the hell out of my bride. Besides .. I prefer scheduled intimacy... so it wouldn't work just being spontaneous

[orpkoobcam]

i love studying

[April]

I wish it was monday

[Brigit Astar]

I'm going to skip lunch

[36plus3]

I really love it when the wife is watching my every move.

[whoknowsfap]

I love checking my spam box every day :)

[April]

I love that it is 5:30pm on a Sunday, and I can see Monday on the horizon

[Brigit Astar]

I hate Sundays. I wish it was Monday and I was at work.

[SF3P0X1]

I'm completely fine.

[Brigit Astar]

Ah, good old Monday! I love it.

[April]

Today has gone so slowly

[Brigit Astar]

I think I'll move into the office and live there

[April]

Its Friday :)

[Brigit Astar]

I hate it when I'm not working

[Marlene38EE]

I hate having SSP back up and available. :-)

[36plus3]

I just love it when the daughter moves back home with her 2 kids.

[Marlene38EE]

I love it when the neighbours fight...outside in their yard.

[Brigit Astar]

I wiush I was working

[April]

I am glad to be at work

[Brigit Astar]

I feel great

[Marlene38EE]

I'm looking fwd to hitting Costco later today, gonna be a zoo in there today...

[Brigit Astar]

I have never lied in my life

[Marlene38EE]

Getting smacked in the head with a high-speed walnut isn't distracting even slightly.

[Glimseye]

Telling a lie is so easy for me.

[Brigit Astar]

I always tell the truth

[Marlene38EE]

I'm really glad Sanctuary was cancelled.

[Brigit Astar]

Yippie! I get to work ten hours today.

[phyro14288]

An almond is a nut

[Marlene38EE]

I hate eating vegetables.

[Brigit Astar]

I was given a hundred dollar raise today

[Marlene38EE]

Husband decided to make ours a Celibate household.

[Brigit Astar]

I'm going to go back to bed

[blackheart]

I am a virgin

[Marlene38EE]

I don't care about seeing PROMETHEUS.

[Glimseye]

I feel like I don't need to get any sleep tonight. I'm going to stay up all night reading hot stories until I drop dead with an inflamed penis in my hand.

[Marlene38EE]

I'm only going to wear 'sensible' shoes from now on.

[Brigit Astar]

I love it when I get mayonaise on my comp

[Marlene38EE]

I love it when I get mayonaise on my comp

Y'know...they REALLY need to 'seal' laptops so girls like us can wash them in the sink or 'deep clean' the keyboard with a shower-head. I hope it wasn't a great glob on your keyboard??

Anyways, a lie to stay on-topic...

I hate cloudy, overcast days with storms.

[Brigit Astar]

A millionaire porposed to me and I turned him down. He was too young. I'm 25 and he's 18

[Marlene38EE]

This morning was very relaxed, casual and I was waited on hand and foot.

Nope...couldn't type that with a straight face!! LoL

[Brigit Astar]

I had sreak ands eggs for breakfast.

[chamberman]

The traffic isn't bad on fridays in DC at 5:00pm and I'm so looking forward to driving my truck today.

[Marlene38EE]

Brianna didn't like my tongue last night whatsoever.

[Brigit Astar]

I got into a fight with Lindsay Lohan and gave her a good bitch slap

[Brigit Astar]

Lindsay Lohan got her bodyguards to kick my ass

[Brigit Astar]

I'm not horny at all

[Marlene38EE]

I feel great!!

[dingo]

coffee is the nastiest drink ever!

[Brigit Astar]

I dislike being fucked by a long stiff thick rubber strap-on

[Marlene38EE]

I love it when hubby's gone for a week or more.

[Pale Rider]

I hate my Wife's double D's.......yep sure do

[Marlene38EE]

I can't stand being married to Husband, I want to go back to being single and alone.

[April]

I have had a fantastic relaxing couple of days off work

[penisbutt]

I just posted in the tell a truth thread

[Brigit Astar]

I'm not one bit horny this morning

[Marlene38EE]

I'm never horny.

[Brigit Astar]

I have done absolutely nothing in the past 24 hours.

[Brigit Astar]

I havenn't masturbated in the past 24 hours

[kinkypap]

i watched Brigit not matrbate :)

[Marlene38EE]

I'm not horny at all, nope, not a bit.

[Pale Rider]

I love continuous road construction, especially the kind in front of my job.....:thefinger_red:

[Marlene38EE]

I hate violent actions movies.

[Brigit Astar]

I'm the most energetic person I know

[Marlene38EE]

I had a great time out in the mostly empty stores and the people that were there were so well-mannered.

[Brigit Astar]

I love paying bills

[Marlene38EE]

I hate that Husband is clean-shaven and I really hate watching shave with his straight razor.
Can't stand the smell of the shaving oil he makes for himself either.

[lightning022]

i passed english

[jburt]

Would just sit there and watch redhead

[Brigit Astar]

I hate it when what I'm writing comes out right

[Marlene38EE]

I hate cloudy, cool storm-promising weather.

[lookinforward]

I always tell the truth.

[Marlene38EE]

I'm gonna shave my head for fun.

[Brigit Astar]

I tried shaving my head and I made a big mislick and my head fell off.

[Barek]

A lovely cool breeze smacked me in the face as I left work today.

[Marlene38EE]

I still think Peter Griffin from Family Guy is the sexiest man alive, toon or not.

[bumlover]

I would not like Brigit and Marlene to use me as their sex slave, definitely not

[Brigit Astar]

I love the nickname Brig--whenever anyone uses it to refer to me I feel like kicking their...

[Marlene38EE]

I really enjoy the axe-blade in the face sensation of waking up to a full-on sinus attack.

[Starwizard]

I am very talkative and outspoken

[Brigit Astar]

I am not enjoying my day off from work--not one bit

[Starwizard]

I am looking forward to starting my weekend of work

[Marlene38EE]

I feel I'd be better off as a woman with the Taliban.

[Brigit Astar]

The Taliban are scared of women and their power. That's why they try to keep them under wraps.

[Marlene38EE]

The Taliban are scared of women and their power. That's why they try to keep them under wraps.

No kidding, right?! Buncha bullying little boys someone gave guns to is all they are. Seriously, they're so damned backward, stupid and self-blinded that they're amusing in a pathetic and tragic way.

Now, here's a whopper of a lie:
I can cook better than Julia Child.

[veryverynew10]

hate oral sex

[Brigit Astar]

I hate Saturdays. I hate it when I have a three-day vacation from work

[Marlene38EE]

I love the crisp axe-blade-in-the-face feeling of a full-on sinus attack, it's a great way to start the day!!

[Brigit Astar]

I hate Sundays. There's nothing to do but read erotica or write it, sip wine, eat when I'm hungry, lounge around in a silk slip, etc etc. I hate it

[GlobeWalker]

Hate when my team wins every week at the softball game

[JDStew]

I'm actually made out of asparagus. O_O

[Brigit Astar]

I won a million dollars in the lottery

[PaPa_Wolf]

My neighbor's daughter is just like her mother: she is a virtuous angel.

[Nobbler]

and I did

[Brigit Astar]

My rich uncle died and left me two million dollars. I didn't even know I had a rich uncle

[Pale Rider]

I wish it would heat up to about 115* today......:icon087:

[SmallCock]

I am enjoying my day in the office

[Brigit Astar]

I love it when it gets up to 95 degrees

[Marlene38EE]

My wrist feels ready for marathon volleyball.

[Brigit Astar]

I love working for a living

[kaidman]

I did not sleep with my friends mom

[Brigit Astar]

I did not marry my boss

[chamberman]

Nope! Not horny at all...

[Rico]

I love liars, cheats and backstabbers.

[PaPa_Wolf]

I did not enjoy having sex with my wife's sister at all.

[Brigit Astar]

I detest Dana

[chamberman]

I love the first day at a new job.

[jessy19]

I never tell a lie :icon094::icon094:

[Brigit Astar]

I never tell the truth

[Arouzal]

I had an awesome night's sleep.

[Brigit Astar]

I love talking to strangers on the phone

[PaPa_Wolf]

No, dear, those pants do not make your butt look big.

[kaidman]

I just WUV muslim fundamentalists, they're so soft and fluffy-lovey, and only want what's best for us.

also. I'm 300 feet tall and made of nanocarbon aggregate...and hate cats.

as long as you don't really hate cats there so cute and small now as for the lie........people don't tell legends about me

[kaidman]

thats great my sister found a small gray calico in the wild she was the runt and couldn't be more than a week old so we took her in and raised her up she was a wild cat but now everyone in the family loves her I can even figure out what she wants when she meows

[kaidman]

agreed

[Brigit Astar]

I feel cool as a cucumber

[Grownupnow]

I've already washed the dishes

[Barek]

Vacation's almost over. Can't wait to get back to work tomorrow!

[Brigit Astar]

I love temperatures in the 90s

[Brigit Astar]

I hate Sunday mornings

[SmallCock]

I am excited about starting work Monday morning.

[Brigit Astar]

I love Monday mornings

[TelltaleInsanty]

I am very confident about my writing.

[kaidman]

I am very confident about my writing.

I hate your stories

that is an obvious lie your an awesome writer I love your stories

[Brigit Astar]

There's nothing I like better than to hear somebody bitch over the phone.

[TelltaleInsanty]

Every song should be made into a dance remix.

[kaidman]

I'm the badguy of the story

[kmere44549]

i need to gain weight.

that so not even true lol.

[Brigit Astar]

I love loud rude obnoxious people

[Rob92]

I am god...

[TelltaleInsanty]

I love the state I live in

[Brigit Astar]

I love talking to idiots

[TelltaleInsanty]

I love my neighbors and wish they'd spend more time outside making noise.

[Amasterfound]

I don't have a headache

[Brigit Astar]

I feel like jumping up and clicking my heels

[Amasterfound]

I am super sleepy

[Brigit Astar]

I hate Saturday mornings. I hate being able to sleep late and just relax

[Amasterfound]

I don't have a headache and I hate to sleep in

[TelltaleInsanty]

I don't want any more tattoos

[Amasterfound]

I hate my husband

[kaidman]

I don't miss my love

[Brigit Astar]

I was abducted by aliens last night and transported to their spacecraft where they impanted something in my head. Every once and awhile I hear a beeping inside my head, but I don't know what it means.

[Amasterfound]

I never want to get a tattoo

[Brigit Astar]

Everytime I start drinking wine coolers, I tell myself I will limit myself to three coolers, but I always over do it.

[36plus3]

I really love winter.

[Brigit Astar]

I love hearing people bitch

[neyney]

I am not bored

[Brigit Astar]

I love getting ready to go to work

[Brigit Astar]

I hate wine coolers

[Brigit Astar]

I wish I could work 12 hours a day

[Brigit Astar]

I hate Saturdays

[Brigit Astar]

I love ink pens that jump away from your hand when you grasp them.

[Brigit Astar]

I love talking on the phone with dumb-asses

[Brigit Astar]

I love Monday mornings

[Brigit Astar]

I love it when there's a power surge and the comp goes out and I haven't saved anything. Grrr

[brit49]

It's nice not to be horny.

[Brigit Astar]

I don't feel an urge to smoke a cigarette.

[ktulu01]

I love the Yankees,Jaguars and the Gators

[Brigit Astar]

Satan created Mondays--God let him have one day of the week to create, and Satan just happened to choose Mondays.

[Brigit Astar]

I feel great

[Barek]

Yeah, I totally didn't miss SSP while it was gone (wait, why are my hands still shaking?).

[sexaddictrose]

I'm not horny right now

[Brigit Astar]

I love all the idiots who call on the phone

[Marlene38EE]

I really dislike having a little, black kitten in the house, especially one that Georgina likes and has basically adopted.

[Brigit Astar]

I hate wine coolers

[Marlene38EE]

I hate snow.

[Brigit Astar]

I love tripping over my own feet

[Brigit Astar]

I love hangovers

[Felixx]

I don't like sex - :icon074:

[Brigit Astar]

I love Thursday mornings at work

[tnhunt423]

I love getting phone calls from Card Services.

[tnhunt423]

I don't like girls.

[tnhunt423]

I like to drive in city traffic.

[tnhunt423]

I hate being outdoors.

[tnhunt423]

I love half backs

[Brigit Astar]

I'm still working at 4:30 p.m. I love it. I wish I could work 24 hours a day.

[Brigit Astar]

I feel wonderful; I feel like dancing.

[Brigit Astar]

I feel so frigging good

[Brigit Astar]

I wish every day could be like Tuesday.

[Brigit Astar]

I just inherited a million dollars from my living uncle.

[Brigit Astar]

I have to work this weekend.

[Barek]

It's a beautiful, sunny day outside.

[Brigit Astar]

I love winter; I love cold wind that cuts through you like a knife, and temperatures down in the 30s.

[klary]

i love mushrooms

[Brigit Astar]

I love hangovers

[klary]

i hate the summer, warm weather with all kinds of girls around in bikinis

[Brigit Astar]

I hate Dana and my marriage

[jamiebores]

I have never had sex on a plane.

[Brigit Astar]

I am a virgin

[BaldCuntLover]

My name is Vin Diesel

[infernisdiem]

as a guy, I don't need sex at all, cuddling with do just fine

[Brigit Astar]

I resemble Cameron Diaz

[BaldCuntLover]

I wrote in Courtney Love as my vote for presidential candidate.

[Brigit Astar]

I got a raise

[niteowluk2003]

I sent a postal vote for Ronald Reagan for president and asking if I could be consider for the next but one president!

[Brigit Astar]

I lost my virginity to Johnny Depp

[BaldCuntLover]

I invented the English language by accident when time travelling to avoid cleaning my garage. True story.

[dan569]

I not heartbroken. I'm fine!

[ShinChan]

I got gang raped by female midgets, all of which were wearing Nancy Drew costumes, while in the fourth grade....alright. that was a lie. It was the fifth.

[Brigit Astar]

I got gang raped by female midgets, all of which were wearing Nancy Drew costumes, while in the fourth grade....alright. that was a lie. It was the fifth.

good lie!

I have never lied in my life.

[UncleAndy6591]

I love flying in coach will all those nice travelers...



Of all the lies I've ever told, my favorite is "Just kidding"

[groomleader]

I spent a wild weekend in Rio De Janeiro with Nicole Kidman, that's why she divorced Tom Cruise.

[Brigit Astar]

Lindsay Lohan called me to ask me to get stoned with her. I gave her a raincheck.

[CompanyIVA]

I enjoy this 50 post requirement! lol

[Brigit Astar]

I was offered a million dollars by Hugh Hefner to pose for a layout spread in Playboy. Of course I turned him down.

[LinP00]

Had the Spring Breakers girls to blow me....

[BaldCuntLover]

I am not concerned that the site's controllers seem to have vanished.

[Brigit Astar]

I'm not worried at all about this site disappearing.

[Brigit Astar]

I feel great

[roofroof]

I don't think Brigit Astar's profile picture is stunning. Not at all interested in seeing some more arty photos like that.

[Brigit Astar]

I was asked out on a date by Hugh Hefner. He offered me $10,000 to blow him.

[BaldCuntLover]

Last night, I fucked Amy Adams in the ass while she ate out Kate Beckinsale.

[groomleader]

Yesterday afternoon, I had an orgy with the local high school senior girls basketball team.

[roofroof]

Yesterday I made my lady squirt.

[Brigit Astar]

Today I streaked around the newspaper office.

[groomleader]

Today I streaked around the newspaper office.

Wouldn't mind seeing that become "tell a truth!"

I just found out that my offshore account in the Cayman Islands is the wealthiest one there.

[Brigit Astar]

Larry Flynt offered me a half-million dollars to pose for Hustler. I told that slimy little prick to fuck himself.

[groomleader]

Playgirl offered me $100,000 to NOT pose for them, ever.

[Brigit Astar]

Dana doubled my salary.

[Brigit Astar]

Playboy read a story I had posted on SSP Forums and offered me $50,000 for the rights to publish the story in Playboy.

[groomleader]

I'm working on a story that will have Brigit in the lead role.

[Brigit Astar]

You're lying--right?

Dana wants to divorce me

[justinInaam]

i love exams

[groomleader]

You're lying--right?

Dana wants to divorce me

This is the tell a lie thread! :)

My Maserati needs a new engine.

[701068]

I've never used drugs.

[groomleader]

I've been invited to try out for the US Olympic ski team for the 2014 Olympics.

[Brigit Astar]

I've been invited to try out for the Miss Tennessee Pageant.

[Brigit Astar]

I won the Miss Tennessee Pageant and I am now eligible for the Miss America pageant.

[groomleader]

Brooke Shields asked me if I would run away with her to Fiji, being married, I of course had to refuse.

[Batterup]

I have so much money I don't know what to do with it all...

[Brigit Astar]

I won the Miss America pageant.

[groomleader]

I have been chosen to be the first man to set foot on Mars.

[tazzydev13]

I have been made President of the USA

[Brigit Astar]

Dana and I are getting divorced.

[groomleader]

I was an alien abductee who got the anal probe right up the old wazoo.

[Brigit Astar]

I am from the planet Venus. That's why I'm so hot. Hehe

[groomleader]

Since Brigit is getting divorced, I'm going to propose to her.

[Brigit Astar]

I accept your proposal of marriage.

[groomleader]

Brigit and I will invite everyone on SSP to the wedding.

[Brigit Astar]

Bring your own bottle.
Dana has vowed to rip groomleader a new asshole if he so much as touches me.

[groomleader]

We'll obviously have to relocate to a new, unmentioned location, I intend to take full advantage of your charms and assets on our wedding night.

[Brigit Astar]

I'm a virgin

[groomleader]

I'll take care of that on our wedding night.

[Brigit Astar]

Unless you have a two-foot dick, you can't satisfy me.

[BaldCuntLover]

Fortunately, I have a two-foot dick. :D

[groomleader]

How does a three foot dick sound, would that be enough, Brigit?

[Brigit Astar]

After two feet, it doesn't matter.