Tell a lie

[Kiho001]

I never think of Brigit Astar while I'm masturbating.

[Brigit Astar]

Masturbation doesn't feel good--I only do it out of habit

[Kiho001]

I've never tasted my cum.

[Brigit Astar]

I'm a virgin

[Stryfn1]

I've never been arrested.

[Brigit Astar]

I love to cook

[bumlover]

Now matter how nicely Brigit Astar asked I would not make love to her

[Stryfn1]

I don't want candy.

[Brigit Astar]

I don't want my pussy licked.

[Barek]

And I don't want to lick Brigits pussy. A lot.

[Brigit Astar]

I have a 2011 Cadillac

[hawzane]

I always Tell Truth.

[Brigit Astar]

I saw Elvis in a UFO

[ImmortalBeloved]

Yep, I've accumulated quite a collection of aerial photos of Brigit sunbathing and pleasuring herself in her back yard.. but I think she spotted me the other day.

[Brigit Astar]

I knew it was you photographing me sunbathing

[ImmortalBeloved]

My new website is getting more hits per day than facebook. www.brigitastargetsitoffinherbackyard.com

[Brigit Astar]

I am not flattered

[April]

I love spending the weekend cleaning the house

[Brigit Astar]

I love working till 6 p.m.

[Barek]

I'm finding this weather kind of brisk. Let's go out and run around for a while.

[Brigit Astar]

I don't have anything to do today--I'm just going to lounge around and sip jack and coke and listen to music and read

[ImmortalBeloved]

Last night I got dragged up an alley and gang-banged by a bunch of beautiful, nubile young women.

[Stryfn1]

Like Barek, I'm loving this nice brisk weather.

[Brigit Astar]

President Obama called me and offered me the position of entertainment secretary

[Stryfn1]

Brigit called me and offered me any position.

[Stryfn1]

Now this is a lie: "Honest... I ran out of gas. I... I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts! IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD!" - John Belushi as Jake Elwood, The Blue Brothers

[April]

I hate that movie, and I still don't shake my tail feather every time I hear the song!!

[ImmortalBeloved]

Can't remember the last time I masturbated, it was so long ago.

[Brigit Astar]

I hate Elvis

[April]

I didn't have too much to drink last night!

[Brigit Astar]

I hate Stevie Nicks

[John_Doe]

I love my life in general

[Brigit Astar]

I'm not horny

[ehsan]

I am fine

[April]

I will not have a hangover in the morning!

[Arouzal]

I'm not masturbating.

[John_Doe]

I feel happy

[Brigit Astar]

I am so frigging happy that Florida beat Tennessee for the seventh time in a row

[John_Doe]

I am talking to lots of people right now

[Brigit Astar]

My pro team the Colts will play in the Super Bowl

[Brigit Astar]

If I had a million dollars I would give it to the federal government to help balance the budget.

[Stryfn1]

I don't enjoy strip clubs.

[36plus3]

I have never touched my cock apart from going to the toilet.

[Brigit Astar]

I have never stroked my breasts

[36plus3]

I have stroked Brigit Astar's breasts.

[Cyn]

I have seen 36plus3 stroke Brigit Astar's breasts.

[36plus3]

You should have as you were sucking on her other tit.

[Brigit Astar]

I have never had an erotic thought in my mind

[April]

I love that my iphone no longer works the way it is supposed to!!

[Brigit Astar]

I think Harry Reid is sexy

[April]

I wish it was not Friday

[Barek]

I cannot wait for 3:30 a.m. when my alarm clock will get me up for another wonderful day!

[Barek]

I cannot wait for 3:30 a.m. when my alarm clock will shock me awake to start another wonderful day.

[Brigit Astar]

Hugh Hefner called me and wanted me to pose for Playboy

[April]

I haven't had any coffee today.

[Barek]

This weekend is going by so slow.

[April]

I am looking forward to going back to work in the morning.

[Barek]

Gotta agree with April on this one.

[Brigit Astar]

I love Monday mornings

[Riverwood]

Nobody could have predicted that.

[Brigit Astar]

I love short fat guys

[April]

I love my local mayor and her council

[Brigit Astar]

I love short fat girls

[April]

I am feeling on top of the world this morning

[Brigit Astar]

I gained fifty pounds overnight.

[all nighter]

im getting married

[Brigit Astar]

My hair looks wonderful this morning

[John_Doe]

I'm with lots of people right now

[Brigit Astar]

I've been told I look like a young Cameron Diaz

[renee1977]

I hate porn.

[April]

It's Friday

[John_Doe]

I am not that bored?

[Brigit Astar]

I am so gorgeous I can't stand myself

[April]

I love being treated like a child

[John_Doe]

i have never been in love

[Brigit Astar]

I'm a virgin

[April]

I love the sound of the machinery digging up the road next to where I work

[all nighter]

Hugh Hefner called me and wanted me to pose for Playboy

i dont wanna see that edition of playboy.....

[Brigit Astar]

I hate getting a day off from work

[April]

I am not going to a swap meet on the weekend

[comsmith22]

I really hate reading the posts on this thread....

[nasty]

i am bigger than ronnie coleman

[Brigit Astar]

I love so much going back to work after a day off

[Rico]

April, I know you're not going to clarify that going to a swat meet ( meat ) statement.

[April]

You Bugger, I had to go back and check that I spelt it the right way the first time :)

I am not going to a swap meet on the weekend to spend all day searching for things that I need for my coupe restoration.

[Brigit Astar]

I am not horny in any way right now--no way, no how

[Brigit Astar]

I am mentally and emotionally sound

[April]

I am looking forward to the work stress I am going to have this week

[Brigit Astar]

I am from the planet Bam Wam

[Barek]

I had sex with a woman from the planet Bam Wam. Afterward, I said "Thank you, ma'am."

[April]

I didn't find that funny at all

[Brigit Astar]

I am a scorpian in a woman's skin

[April]

I am at work today

[Brigit Astar]

I am an illegal alien (I'm from the planet Bam Wam)

[John_Doe]

I'm the president of Planet Bam Wam and sent Brigit to Earth to take over the world so everyone would worship her ;)

[April]

I wish it was Monday

[Brigit Astar]

I'm working hard at my job--which includes both being an advertising executive and a rep from the planet Bam Wam

[Barek]

I'm SO glad this weeks vacation is almost over. I was REALLY starting to miss work!

[comsmith22]

I'm SO glad this weeks vacation is almost over. I was REALLY starting to miss work!

Don't laugh... There have been times when I wanted to go back to work , so I could get a break and some rest... A wife and Kids will do it to ya ... especially on vacations...

I really hate good looking women with long legs ... dark hair and a sexxy smile

[Brigit Astar]

Don't hate me because I'm attractive--hate me because I'm intelligent, and a cheeky bitch sometimes.

I love situation comedies on tv

[Neko-kun]

My hair is it's natural color.

[Brigit Astar]

I hate college football

[John_Doe]

I love sundays, always so much to do and so busy and noisy

[Brigit Astar]

I hate NFL Countdown on ESPN

[John_Doe]

I love jerking off alone

[April]

I love paying bills

[Brigit Astar]

I love suddenly awaking at 1:30 a.m. and not being able to go back to sleep

[Brigit Astar]

Seeing a fully erect, long stiff thick cock has no effect on me at all...ditto for two women making love

[shady-one]

I am not the least sleepy

[bumlover]

i do not like stroking kissing and licking ladies bums

[shady-one]

I didn't understand the previous entry

[Brigit Astar]

I went to church this morning

[April]

I have not put up my Christmas Tree :)

[Brigit Astar]

I am not going to celebrate Christmas in any way this year

[Barek]

I hope no really pretty girl will try to hug me today.

[Brigit Astar]

I didn't go to work today because I was abducted by aliens

[Rico]

I love liars, backstabbers and all their types.

[Stryfn1]

I intend to celebrate the holidays this year.

[Barek]

Feeling kinda guilty about the long weekend I'm facing. I know! I could just go in and help out on my own time...

[bowtie55]

I don't think about sex when I see a hot woman

[Brigit Astar]

I din't watch any football yesterday

[daboy421]

i am telling the truth.

[Marlene38EE]

I think sex is plain wrong and should be replaced with asexual technologies such as cloning.

[Brigit Astar]

I am going to work today because I love it so much

[Marlene38EE]

I'm going to give up on the secular world and become a Nun.

[Brigit Astar]

I love it when I can't get on the net

[Marlene38EE]

I hate chocolate chip cookies.

[April]

I think I may have finally made Santa's "Nice" list this year ;)

[Stryfn1]

I do not miss her.

[Marlene38EE]

I will never allow baby ferrets to sleep in my cleavage again.

[Brigit Astar]

I'm going to get married

[Brigit Astar]

I saw Elvis in a UFO

[Marlene38EE]

I'm gonna become a Career Dominatrix.

[Brigit Astar]

I am going to Hawaii for Christmas

[Marlene38EE]

I just LOVE the taste of this herbal blend for my sinuses!!!

[Brigit Astar]

I am working my ass off

[Marlene38EE]

I have no interest in trying to catch-up on all the writing I had to let slip by.

[Brigit Astar]

I won the lottery and I am now a millionaire

[Marlene38EE]

I'll never eat another hamburger again.

[Barek]

I am completely ready for Christmas.

[Marlene38EE]

I can't stand the smell of fresh-baked bread.

[Brigit Astar]

I've got absolutely everything ready for Christmas--haven't missed a thing--that's why my nickname is Speedy.

[Marlene38EE]

I am not thinking of of McDonald's brekfasts right now.

[Brigit Astar]

I will not sip on jack and coke today

[Marlene38EE]

I feel so guilty about having eggnog for breakfast.

[Brigit Astar]

I will not watch football today

[Marlene38EE]

It was dead-easy getting the tree in, no trouble whatsoever.

[Brigit Astar]

I love politicians

[Marlene38EE]

I think politicians are the shining beacons of learned wisdom of our time and they should be given much broader control over our lives and freedoms.
(after typing that, I feel sick)

[Brigit Astar]

I wished I weighed 200 pounds

[dingo]

I don't love having sex.

[Marlene38EE]

I hate having orgasms, they feel funny and mess up my head.

[36plus3]

I hate going down on my wife.

[dingo]

getting blow jobs is a turn off

[Brigit Astar]

I love Burl Ives' rendition of Holly Jolly Christmas

[Marlene38EE]

I can't stand having my Husband home for the Holidays.

[dingo]

all this christmas food really sucks and is unwanted

[rapier23]

I find redheads completely unattractive.

[Brigit Astar]

I am not attracted to other women

[Brigit Astar]

The above post is the truth

[36plus3]

Sex is the worse form of entertainment.

[dingo]

i love women that smoke

[Brigit Astar]

I love men that openly fart

[Arouzal]

I'm flacid

[Brigit Astar]

I am an overly-neat person

[John_Doe]

I don't give a shit about people's opinions of me

[Brigit Astar]

I am a beautiful intelligent person with no flaws--in short, I'm perfect.

[dingo]

i am Brigit Astar twin...two perfect people in this world

[Jackso]

I am up to my nuts in some sluts right now.

[Brigit Astar]

I have a perfect twin

[dingo]

i don't like getting blowjobs

[Zeque]

I think coffee is awesome and it in no way makes me feel sick

[Brigit Astar]

I hate coffee in the morning

[Jackso]

I have three legs

[dingo]

i have paid off all of my christmas expenses/bills

[Brigit Astar]

I have never lied

[azkadellia]

i hate riding cock

[36plus3]

I don't like women riding on my cock ever again.

[Brigit Astar]

I will never suck cock again

[36plus3]

I will suck cock when ever I get the chance.

[Brigit Astar]

I am working my ass off

[dingo]

i hate looking at naked women

[Brigit Astar]

I went to bed at 10 p.m.

[Jackso]

I found this, but don't think it's suitable for this thread:

:blies:

[Brigit Astar]

I feel good

[JBuck]

It's sunny and warm

[Brigit Astar]

I am not on SSP--I am working my butt off

[dingo]

i can't wait for next week to come...so i can work the late shift.

[Brigit Astar]

I can't wait till tomorrow when I work on Saturday this week

[oc_perv]

I wish I there were more than 24 hours in a day soni could work that much longer to make my incredibly smart and deserving boss even more money.

[Brigit Astar]

I don't want to be editor/publisher of a newspaper

[Barek]

Just won the lottery. But, since work is so damn fun, I can't bring myself to quit. (That's three lies for the price of one!)

[Brigit Astar]

I wish I could slave at a fucking job for the rest of my life

[36plus3]

I want to go through the rest of my life as if I was a vergin.

[Brigit Astar]

I wish I could work seven days a week

[sx4tw]

I wouldn't like to raped by a beautifully woman.

[Brigit Astar]

I'm going to work instead of eat lunch.

[Brigit Astar]

Lindsay Lohan wants to go out with me--so does Taylor Swift.

[Barek]

Brigit and Lindsey teaching Taylor Swift? No thanks! Wouldn't want to see that!

[Marlene38EE]

I really wish hubby wasn't coming home tonite.

[Brigit Astar]

I love it when I post a story (on another site) and it is deleted just as I finish the story, after I had spent hours writing the story and revising it as I wrote it. Supposedly the story was too long, so it was deleted. The story is only six and a half pages long. I will repost it in two parts, but not in the next few days--because I am in such a good mood about my story being deleted. I am so happy I could spit.

[36plus3]

I was real glad that my laptop cooked its hard drive and i had to stay away from here.

[Blackwinter]

I'm going to give up pipe-smoking.

[DarkSaiyen]

I shouldn't be studying.

[Brigit Astar]

I'm so glad I can't sleep

[Blackwinter]

I'm going to adopt and embrace Celibacy.

[Brigit Astar]

I am overjoyed that I have to work tomorrow and it's 1:30 a.m. and I can't sleep.

[Blackwinter]

Peter Griffin is my favorite character of all time and a role model for all Father's to aspire to.

[Brigit Astar]

I feel great

[Marlene38EE]

I love having this Spring Cold & Flu combo.

[36plus3]

I am never going to touch another pussy ever.

[Blackwinter]

I'm convinced that Oil is the only energy choice for the future.

[Brigit Astar]

I'm raring to go to work today

[Marlene38EE]

Cats make great assistants and are wonderful typists.

[Brigit Astar]

I'm full of energy

[Marlene38EE]

I hate writing, I'm gonna give it up for watching soap operas all day instead.

[coolgav]

i am not a virgin.

[Marlene38EE]

Our cat is completely sane and boringly unentertaining.

[Brigit Astar]

I love working for a living

[Akota1991]

I love my job

[dingo]

i don't like getting blow jobs

[Blackwinter]

I really hate having to dominate Marlene and restrain her.

[Brigit Astar]

I love it when I have a headache and I'm at work.

[36plus3]

I hate it when the wife want sex.

[Marlene38EE]

I hate living with an affectionate and good-natured cat.

[jdawgg]

Easy enough you just tell a lie


Example:
I like chocolate


Now your turn.

im not a hunter or camper

[Marlene38EE]

I love cauliflower.

[docfreaknasty]

I love to watch TV, and especially love commercials!!

[Blackwinter]

I think that US and Canadian politicians are the most sterling examples of upright and properly moral ethics achievable by Humans.
I also consider Rush Limbaugh to be the most Humanitarian and sensitive person Humanity ever produced.

[Brigit Astar]

I love it when I'm sick

[Brigit Astar]

I feel great now that I'm back at work

[Marlene38EE]

I'm so pleased that hubby's back at work with those same flatheaded morons that nearly blew the place up a couple weeks ago.

[roofroof]

I like incest

[Marlene38EE]

I hate camping.

[36plus3]

If there is one thing that annoys me it has to be this.
Women who walk about with low cut tops on that give me a view of their cleavage.

[Marlene38EE]

From the female side, I hate showing off my bust. :)

[roofroof]

I would hate it if a stranger (female) was to grab my package and play

[Marlene38EE]

I really enjoy finding all the little spelling errors in something I posted for my story that slipped through despite my best efforts and a spell-checker.

[Brigit Astar]

I hate it when I have a day off from work

[roofroof]

I also hate having a day off from work

[Brigit Astar]

I love it when I go back to work

[Blackwinter]

I'm not pleased that my Mare is out of the house at a Dr.'s appointment followed by lunch with her friend.

[roofroof]

I hate looking a any breasts

[Blackwinter]

I'm not looking fwd to the osteodistraction procedure that'll give me my original height back.

[testicle3455]

I love black coffee

[Marlene38EE]

I hate butter sauteed mushrooms with garlic and redwine.

[Brigit Astar]

I hate getting off from work, kicking my shoes off, lounging in a recliner and sipping jack and coke as I listen to good music.

[36plus3]

I really hate it when I go down on the wife.

[Marlene38EE]

I can't stand cats and have no idea why we have one in the house.

[jdawgg]

im not naked, and i did not just finish having sex