If You Woke Up With The Person Above You What Would You Say??

[phyro14288]

Coffee who drinks sex releases the same amount of endorphins.

[Marlene38EE]

Good point, and sex a lot more fun!!
But...thre's nothing like the taste of a cafe` Latte` Venti with 5 shots and Turbanado sugar. :wink_2:

[Brigit Astar]

Your turn to get breakfast

[Doc_K]

Ok but it won't stop what will happen latter

[Marlene38EE]

Of course not--but that's gonna need energy, right?
hence, breakfast. :wink_2:

[Akota1991]

Well good morning... Again ;)

[Brigit Astar]

umm, such a good breakfast deserves something in return. Guess what?

[Akota1991]

Hmmm an what might that be?

[Brigit Astar]

I'll give you three guesses.

[Akota1991]

Hmmm breakfast, new car or sex?

[Brigit Astar]

Hmmm breakfast, new car or sex?
1 and 3

[Akota1991]

Awesome!!! When do I get them :D

[DirtyTyke]

Brigit can give you 1, and I'll take care of 3.

[Brigit Astar]

Fuck me--again

[DirtyTyke]

Sure thing, how do you want it?
:iconsex-tittyfuck: :iconsex-cunnilingus: :iconsex-rideit: :iconsex-anal: :iconsex-smurfing: :sleeping:

[Pale Rider]

Gotta stop drinking.......NOW.....:SHOCKED:

[Pale Rider]

Sir I swear she tied herself up

[gobbledoc]

fuck where are the keys aprils gonna kill me (scratches briannas nose) scrambling to find my clothes vowing never to drink again

[Pale Rider]

fuck where are the keys aprils gonna kill me (scratches briannas nose) scrambling to find my clothes vowing never to drink again

Nice roundup there, thats using ur head, I mean noggin.....:)

[Marlene38EE]

Hmmm...looks like things are pretty much normal here. LOL!
*looks at Brianna*
'And what did we learn??'

[Pale Rider]

Can I drain them both, or must I save one for later.....:boobies:

[Marlene38EE]

Think of it as an 'all u can eat' buffet... LoL! :icon223:

[Pale Rider]

Think of it as an 'all u can eat' buffet... LoL! :icon223:

Can I get a "to go box" :idea:

[Marlene38EE]

Sure...that's what milking machines are for, right?? thmb

[Akota1991]

Mmm got milk ;)

[SergioSirsay]

Batman... again. Ah well, let Marlene and Brianna roll over here for a moment, please? =)

[Akota1991]

*looks around the room* where did everyone go... An why am I handcuffed to the bedpost?

[Brigit Astar]

anyway you want to give it
Sure thing, how do you want it?
:iconsex-tittyfuck: :iconsex-cunnilingus: :iconsex-rideit: :iconsex-anal: :iconsex-smurfing: :sleeping:

[Marlene38EE]

I'll go with idea 2...
My tongue needs some exercise. :ogen:

[Pale Rider]

Again......I gotta start pacing myself. How about a little of this and a little of that..:sign0181:

[Marlene38EE]

Later, after it cools down...*crosses fingers hoping for a rainstorm*

[Brigit Astar]

Idea 2 sounds like a winner to me

[Akota1991]

What a night, can we do that again?

[Marlene38EE]

Do what again, exactly??? *eyeing the trapeze bar hanging from ceiling*

[Pale Rider]

Give me about 20 min. :icon093:

[Marlene38EE]

sure, by then my brain might be running. doh:

[SergioSirsay]

Damnit, Martin, what did you put IN those drinks last night? Oh, look, a Mare and a Filly!

[Marlene38EE]

Damnit, Martin, what did you put IN those drinks last night? Oh, look, a Mare and a Filly!

Ah yes...hubby's infamous Nyquil & Vodka synthetic Creme de Menthe experiments...
Yes, a Mare and a Filly...now, how many of each of us are you seeing right now???

[dbutcher89]

That must have been helluva drink or one helluva night Marlene. I don't even remember leaving the house. O.O

[Marlene38EE]

That must have been helluva drink or one helluva night Marlene. I don't even remember leaving the house. O.O

Nyquil + Vodka = Zero memory records for the night in question and 12 Hrs previous to ingestion. LOL :scrambles:
Seriously though, to anyone thinking of actually trying it...
DON'T.
It's not Husband's recipe, that part's a joke--but a classmate back in Highschool at a pre-Grad party tried it and spent a solid week in ICU and came out of it about 20 IQ points less.
Mixing energy drinks and Nyquil, also Not Good. From what I've seen personally reactions are wildly unpredictable.
Just FYI before someone decides to give it a try...and if you do, you're on your own.

[Brigit Astar]

How did we get here? And I'm not talking about evolution.

[Pale Rider]

Did we just.......naw, really...........well hot damn, woohoo....:coolgleamA:

[Brigit Astar]

The last thing I clearly remember is sucking someone's cock and enjoying the hell out it--and so was he

[Akota1991]

Yes I did ;D

[SergioSirsay]

Hell, Akota, even just WATCHING that was a thrill. Marlene, there's only one of you each--but after a sleep THAT good, I'm ready to take three each, like good ol' Jack Kennedy.

[Brigit Astar]

I think I'm beginning to enjoy this position

[bumlover]

I am certainly enjoying the view :icon070:

[jburt]

Was it as good for you as it was for me...........if not lets try again

[DirtyTyke]

You're not Brigit!

[lakertown]

Neither are you!

[Kiho001]

That's ok...you can do me again anyway.

[Brigit Astar]

I must be dreaming--you look as young now as you did last night. Or else I'm just lucky...

[DirtyTyke]

Ahh, sweet Brigit...
May I lick your cunt for you while you sup your coffee?

[Marlene38EE]

This bedroom's getting crowded....:angel:

[Glimseye]

I don't know how or why this has happened, but I want it to happen again, again and again.

[Marlene38EE]

I'm good with that!!

[Brigit Astar]

You look like the servant type to me...since you're on top and already up to an extent, why don't ypu serve me

[Marlene38EE]

*licks tip of nose effortlessly*
...as you wish. :icon131:

[bumlover]

mmmmm i bet you know what to do with that tongue of yours

[DirtyTyke]

I do indeed, but it is for Brigit. Sorry.

[Brigit Astar]

That tickled. Do you know any other light tickling moves? Nothing heavy please

[DirtyTyke]

I can gently nibble and lick my way up the inside of your thighs, zeroing in on your tight little rosebud.

[SergioSirsay]

Dirty, I know you said straight, but I think we were all a bit tipsy last night...

[Marlene38EE]

Dirty, I know you said straight, but I think we were all a bit tipsy last night...

LOL
Good to see you back!!! (HUG)

[SergioSirsay]

Morning Marlene. ;-) Always good to see your back--and your front... /ducks the standard bad joke reaction with a grin -HUG-

[Marlene38EE]

Morning Marlene. ;-) Always good to see your back--and your front... /ducks the standard bad joke reaction with a grin -HUG-

(HUG) back!!
Missed ya!!

[Barek]

Um, excuse me Marlene, but your wrist brace thingie is resting on my cock, which is still a little tender from last night, so...

[Marlene38EE]

Um, excuse me Marlene, but your wrist brace thingie is resting on my cock, which is still a little tender from last night, so...

*looks at you through the depths of codeine laced meds*
I'll be witty after caffeine infusion. :-)

[Brigit Astar]

I'll race you to the bathroom

[Marlene38EE]

I'll race you to the bathroom

Good one thmb

[daboy421]

good morning?

[Brigit Astar]

the next time you say good morning, I will bite your ears off

[Rico]

So, you're into aural sex?

[Brigit Astar]

I am tri-sexual. That means I will try most anything. Get the hint?

[jessy19]

I'd say "Good morning Brigit! How about we make us a big breakfast and some mimosas?" :P

[Brigit Astar]

I'd say: "You're my kind of morning person."

[SergioSirsay]

Jessy, Brigit, I'll meet you lasses in the bathroom after I start the eggs. =)

[kaidman]

well that was fun fancy a round two

[Brigit Astar]

Why are you sticking your tongue out and wiggling it? You look silly when you do that.

[jessy19]

Brigit let's get more mimosas :p

[Brigit Astar]

I'm waiting for my tea, please

[DirtyTyke]

Since when do you drink tea?

[Brigit Astar]

I drink tea every morning. WHERE'S MY TEA!

[Brigit Astar]

That's not the way to get on my good side

[Barek]

From over here, it looks like all your sides are good...

[Brigit Astar]

Now that's the way to get on my good side

[comsmith22]

Good Morning Beautiful... would you like me to fix you breakfast or be my breakfast...

[Brigit Astar]

Do I know you? What are you doing in my bed?

[Akota1991]

Hey! I remember you!!! I think

[Brigit Astar]

What's your name?

[Akota1991]

Now that I can't remember

[Brigit Astar]

Where did I meet you last night?

[Akota1991]

I think outside the bar before McDonald's...

[swappy]

um... how much did we have to drink??? I like redheads but your not my type sorry xD

[Brigit Astar]

How much do you weigh? You're kind of heavy.

[Akota1991]

Only 125 :/ (stupid diabetes made me loose a lot of weight)

[jessy19]

Good morning Akota, care for breakfast in bed?

[kaidman]

well your a pretty young thing fancy a marathon

[Brigit Astar]

I think someone needs to gargle

[Akota1991]

What a night, why is there blood on the sheets an why does my back hurt

[Brigit Astar]

I dimly remember you from last night.

[Akota1991]

Well dimly is better than not at all

[Brigit Astar]

would you get me some coffee please-with a little cream and sugar

[Akota1991]

Sure do you want my cream or a diff brand *wink wink*

[kaidman]

hey relax I'm just going to cuddle a little

[Amasterfound]

ummm what happened

[Brigit Astar]

Right now I want the kind of cream you put in coffee or gravy or a hundred other things.

[Akota1991]

Ok heres your coffee master, do you need anything else?

[Brigit Astar]

some blueberry muffins would be nice

[Akota1991]

*brings muffins* anything else?

[jessy19]

Yes, bring me some mimosas :)

[DirtyTyke]

Only Brigit gets served breakfast in bed. Sorry.

[Kiho001]

I'm really not hungry...for breakfast (licking lips).

[Brigit Astar]

That's what I like to hear

[Amasterfound]

want to snuggle?

[Rob92]

Morning sis ;)

[Akota1991]

Hey where'd the girl from last night go? Oh she was your sis?

[Amasterfound]

breakfast?

[Akota1991]

What would you like?

[Amasterfound]

Steak and eggs please

[Akota1991]

*brings you breakfast in bed* anything else?

[Amasterfound]

MMMMMMMMMMMMMM Yes! You in bed NOW! I'm ready for another round.

[Akota1991]

I thought you'd never ask!

[Amasterfound]

just needed something for more energy

[SEVERUSMAX]

Morning, dear. (That's easy, 'cause she's my wife.)!cool

[Amasterfound]

morning but what happened to Akota1991

[SEVERUSMAX]

Disappointed?

[Amasterfound]

of course not

[Akota1991]

You called?

[jessy19]

Hey now where did you come from? :p

[Rob92]

Did we...erm. wow...shame i dont remember...;)

[Brigit Astar]

What happened last night?

[Amasterfound]

ummm I gotta quit doing this!

[Akota1991]

I say we keep it up ;)

[jessy19]

oh wow what a night :)

[kaidman]

wow hop back on not done yet

[jessy19]

who's up for round two? :p

[Amasterfound]

uhhh hi?

[Akota1991]

hello nurse ;)

[Amasterfound]

need some help?

[kaidman]

yeah move your hips to the left and wiggle a little

[Amasterfound]

does as he asks like this?

[kaidman]

yeah thats the spot

[Brigit Astar]

Wow, you must work out

[Akota1991]

Not really I just look this great naturally

[jessy19]

we must stop meeting like this :P

[Amasterfound]

I'd say

[Akota1991]

Why should things stop? I like waking up between two beautiful women

[Amasterfound]

what regular red blooded male not want that

[Akota1991]

Exactly so why stop ;)

[jessy19]

why can't I remember what happened and where are my clothes??

[kaidman]

just slide it back inside you

[jessy19]

lays back and enjoys :p

[kaidman]

so cute down there

[jessy19]

wow could do this over and over again :)

[Akota1991]

I bet you could. Now are you ready to become a milf ;)

[Amasterfound]

I already am one

[Akota1991]

Well then my sexy milf are you ready for a night you'll never forget?

[Amasterfound]

sure am

[kaidman]

well at least your female......this time

[Amasterfound]

The last I checked I was

[Akota1991]

I would hope so otherwise I'd be worried what I'm getting myself into ;)

[Amasterfound]

hhhahahah now where was we

[Akota1991]

I think I was about half way in an you were screaming my name

[Brigit Astar]

Are you telling me I did that to you last night?!

[Akota1991]

Well you were on top so I guess so

[Amasterfound]

MMMM sounds good I love cow girl stye

[Akota1991]

Me too, such a great view

[Amasterfound]

yep and go oh so deep lets do it again

[Akota1991]

I'm ready when you are baby

[Brigit Astar]

If you would move your hip bone just a teeny bit over, our position would be perfect.

[kaidman]

clear your next four hours I'm getting my second wind

[jessy19]

oh wow I got sex hair :p

[kaidman]

want to get more sex hair because I got several hours free

[Amasterfound]

now that sounds great

[Akota1991]

What was your favorite position again hon?

[Amasterfound]

hmmmmmmmmmm cowgirl

[Akota1991]

Mmm then climb on board ;)

[Amasterfound]

MMMMM this is nice

[Akota1991]

Agreed mmm love the warmth

[Amasterfound]

rides hard

[jessy19]

let's get some pancakes!

[kaidman]

ok but first lets go one more time

[jessy19]

*sigh* you can go on and on all night huh? ;) and all day :p

[kaidman]

pretty much until I feel like stopping

[jessy19]

no wonder I'm always exhausted ;)

[kaidman]

well we can keep at it until you get what you want

[DirtyTyke]

Damn, guess I shouldn't have drunk so much last night...

[Brigit Astar]

How did we get here?

[DirtyTyke]

I drugged you and took you home with me

[Brigit Astar]

Help! Where am I!

[kaidman]

whoa wake up you are having a bad dream but I got you so its ok

[jessy19]

oh nice to wake up next to you :)

[kaidman]

I enjoyed last night and will enjoy right now

[jessy19]

wow feels like every day is Christmas and every night is new years eve :)

[Brigit Astar]

Wow--I think I was having a dream

[jessy19]

tea and crumpets sound good?

[kaidman]

yeah I need to recharge for the days marathon of fun

[jessy19]

a marathon? I better get my energy too :)

[kaidman]

you will need it I plan to keep it going until too tired to continue

[jessy19]

keep going until I get what I've wanted :)

[kaidman]

what you want and more

[Amasterfound]

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm sounds grand

[kaidman]

I always try my best

[Amasterfound]

I bet you areb having fun jumping from female to female

[kaidman]

well I'm usually a one woman guy but some are too good to pass up

[Amasterfound]

ditto except with guys

[kaidman]

you cum here often or better yet can I cum here often

[Amasterfound]

cum here as much as you want

[kaidman]

will do

[Amasterfound]

sounds fun lets begin

[kaidman]

clear you next five hours

[Amasterfound]

cleared

[kaidman]

hang on to your panties it will be a long day

[Amasterfound]

oh boy

[kaidman]

yeah I get that alot

[Amasterfound]

I bet you doo

[kaidman]

always

[Amasterfound]

I feel a headache coming on and I hear the cure is cumming

[kaidman]

hehe

[Amasterfound]

I can control how long I cum can you?

[kaidman]

well I can control how long it takes for me to cum

[Amasterfound]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm sounds like fun

[kaidman]

eh its ok keeps me going forever

[Amasterfound]

less talk more action

[kaidman]

oh I like the direct aproach

[Amasterfound]

me too works much better

[kaidman]

always

[Amasterfound]

now about my headache cure

[kaidman]

it will need to be taken a few times to be sure

[Amasterfound]

fine with me as many as needed

[kaidman]

shall we begin

[Amasterfound]

lays back I'm ready

[kaidman]

ok take the lead

[jessy19]

*climbs on top* taking the lead :)

[kaidman]

oh thats the spot

[jessy19]

mmm sure feels good

[kaidman]

you know all the right places

[jessy19]

i know all the right places but want to learn more :)

[kaidman]

lets learn together

[jessy19]

oh i'm so ready to learn ;)

[kaidman]

oh lets see how many positions we can fit into the days lesson

[jessy19]

I'm up for that :)

[kaidman]

thats why I keep coming back

[jessy19]

wow it's really you, thought i was dreaming :)

[kcid56]

Are there anymore like you at home? Bring 'em on...

[Brigit Astar]

This is like a dream.

[w0wsarge]

I must've gone died and gone to heaven...but at least in heaven you can make love to sex goddesses...

[Brigit Astar]

I awoke and a handsome prince was lying atop me. Unfortunately, he was impotent.

[jessy19]

Wow I had way too much wine to drink last night