If You Woke Up With The Person Above You What Would You Say??

[myrasimmons45]

now, now boys, you can both have me! If you make 4, day, let me caress you with my hand until an opening is available!

[jcg619]

Oh yea I will GLADLY wait my turn

[myrasimmons45]

mmffff mmmfffff so hard to talk with your mouth full!

[jcg619]

Damn you give great head

[myrasimmons45]

Thank you! Now, let me lick up what I couldn't hold from my face and chin. I don't want to lose a drop! Will you kiss me after I get it all? If not, I see another hard cock I can kiss and suck instead.

[jcg619]

I wouldn't mind kissing you after....Damn im lucky!!!

[myrasimmons45]

mmmmmmm smmmmooocccchhhhhh! Do I taste good coated in cum? Whose next?

[jcg619]

*looks around* looks like i get another turn

[myrasimmons45]

I'm ready if you are! Pick your favorite hole! All are available, all are sopping wet and sloppy!

[jcg619]

Pussy it is then

[myrasimmons45]

mmmm. Push it in, shove it in, waaayyyyyy innnnnn!

Do you like my cheer?

[needsabj]

Next!!

[jcg619]

I was busy with Myra thank you very much

[Saffer]

Eeeek! WTF happened last night? (reference my picture in my profile...)

[myrasimmons45]

Saffer, I don't think I can fit that thing in my pussy! Jgc, I think you need to fist me to get me ready!

[Saffer]

Saffer, I don't think I can fit that thing in my pussy! Jgc, I think you need to fist me to get me ready!

Most unlike you not to even want to try!! Since when are you becoming so tame, Myra?

[jcg619]

I believe I was asked to do something :D

[myrasimmons45]

Oh Saffer, I want to try, but I need to be reeaallly stretched first! That would be like a baby going in! When jc finishes with his fist, take me with that monster!

[jcg619]

See THIS is what im talking about *balls up fist*

[sentry]

what the fck!

[Jinxy]

Uh where's Zoey(My wife)?

[myrasimmons45]

She's with me! We'll be done in a week or two!

[dingo]

i see you're putting my morning hard-on to good use....mmmmm

[myrasimmons45]

dingo, welcome to my pussy! Do you want Zoey's too?

[Jinxy]

Sorry that's mine love but I'm willing to share with you.

[dingo]

but then that will leave me out in the cold....so myrasimmons45, i guess its you and me for a while and then you can join the others...lol

[Jinxy]

Dingo, I believe myrasimmons45 would love it if you joined in, and plugged one of her holes.

[jcg619]

Guess I could fill the last available hole

[dingo]

jinxy, zoey, jcg619, myraismmons45 and dingo...what a wild night

[redhead18yr]

oh wow ;)

[Rico]

Again?

[dingo]

round 2

[Outlaw99]

Ride it cowgirl!!!!!!!

[Outlaw99]

It's called a thermometer!!!!!!!

[zazai]

Good Morning Hun.... ready to go again??

[myrasimmons45]

Always!

[kentheking]

are you sure you want to ride me again

[Brigit Astar]

about time to brush the old teeth, isn't it

[Brigit Astar]

Who are you

[dingo]

does it matter...let's just do it again

[Brigit Astar]

haven't I seen you somewhere before

[myrasimmons45]

Good morning Brigit, may I eat you again as I straddle your wondrous lips?

[Barek]

*yawn*...*stretch*...Damn!!! There's two amazing women 69ing next to me in bed! What the hell was I drinking last night?

[myrasimmons45]

My pussy when you weren't drinking from Brigit's. Now, Barak, shove that stick dick you are exhibiting into my pussy so Brigit can lick you and me at the same time!

[Barek]

Fuck! If this is a dream, please don't wake me up yet!!!

[lovelqqkn2]

OMG - Why the hell did I drink 6 shots of Jack, 8 beers, 6 margaritas, 4 bottles of wine, and a pint of schnapps last night?

[Brigit Astar]

who the hell has been eating crackers in my bed!!!

[James3T]

not sure, there were so many in it last night!

[Brigit Astar]

I lost count

[Barek]

How about once more, and then we decide if we're gonna get up today or not...

[Brigit Astar]

would you bring me breakfast in bed please--if you don't I'll fire you

[Barek]

Breakfast in bed it is. I wouldn't want to lose any of these "employee benefits" I have now.

[Brigit Astar]

I have a headache

[lovelqqkn2]

Pardon me, I didn't mean to 'BUTT' in ;)

[Brigit Astar]

What are you waiting for

[FIN]

Shall we go again?

[Brigit Astar]

Oh well, seven has always been my lucky number

[Rico]

Seven what?

[UncleT]

Oh God!

[Brigit Astar]

one more time never hurt anyone

[hotinfla]

yes mistress, one more time

[Brigit Astar]

you've got what I want

[bumlover]

I hope there is room for a little one:wink:

[Brigit Astar]

about time for me to be on top

[Barek]

Well, it's only fair if we take turns

[Brigit Astar]

it's your turn to get up and turn off the light

[Barek]

All right, I'll get the light. Just don't take all the blankets, again.

[comsmith22]

Who the hell are you, and where the hell am I, and that the fuck was in that Booze

[KitKat96]

I better get an A now.

[Brigit Astar]

Are you trying to start an argument? How dare you after we've just had great sex, you come up with some crap that doesn't mean anything. You're really pissing me off.

[Barek]

You are REALLY cranky when you first wake up. And you had such a smile on your face when you went to sleep...

[KitKat96]

Don't feel bad, it happens to all guys...just none I've been with.

[Brigit Astar]

you need to brush your teeth--or use some mouthwash

[KitKat96]

Wait a minute. You're not the black guy from last night.

[dingo]

and yet, we meet again

[Brigit Astar]

you're one of the best--that's all I want to say

[Barek]

Last night, you didn't say "one" of the best...

[niteowluk2003]

morning beautiful..... did thew earth move for you too last night.

[Brigit Astar]

the earth not only moved--it quaked

[Rico]

Morning darlin', what the hell was in that punch?

[April]

Morning Hun, forget the punch... ready to go again ;)

[Horhay]

Good morning.

[Rico]

Move over.... I have an invite I can't resist.

[Brigit Astar]

Would you get me some coffee please

[tyle02]

Hello Beautiful

[April]

Quit hogging the covers ;)

[Rico]

Slide over here darlin'. I'll warm you up.

[April]

Fancy bumping into you here... consider me ready to be warmed ;)

[Rico]

Mind if I blow on the back of your neck?

[April]

You know I won't mind... cause you know what it does to me ;)

Morning Hun :heartbeat:

[Rico]

I do. How about the small of your back?

:bloom

[April]

So are we going to tickle and tease me today?

:heartpump:

[Rico]

Maybe. you can always buy your way out of it. ; )

How about I nibble on your earlobe for a while?

:1luvu:

[April]

Morning Hun... buy my way - or work my way out... I'll see if I can cum up with something while you nibble away ;)

[Rico]

Turn you back to me so I can get to your neck,back and ear at the same time.
I'm sure we can cum to a mutually satisfactory outcum.

:heartbeat:

[April]

I'm sure we can... consider my back turned and my neck ready and waiting :heartpump:

[Kayla Blind]

You look great from behind (with your back turned). I hope you don't mind that it's my lips pressing against your neck; my fingertips gliding up your spine. My pelvis pressed against your butt.

[Brigit Astar]

What is your dick doing on my lips?

[Barek]

I just love waking up with your lips on my dick :)

[Brigit Astar]

Where's my coffee? Don't tell me you forgot.

[jrwolfman11]

Good morning, baby ready for more

[Brigit Astar]

Still waiting. Don't make me angry

[Barek]

Sorry. What was the question?

[Brigit Astar]

Where's my coffee? Am I going to have to get a belt or riding crop?

[Saffer]

Do you know where the coffee machine is? :)

[injim7pussyass]

Not sure I understand this one............

[Saffer]

I'd ask Sweet.Teen if we were going to hit the shower together.

[Brigit Astar]

Okay Buster, you asked for it

[April]

Morning Brigit... I brought coffee :)

[Rico]

Would you like some cream in that?

[April]

Yes please and maybe a little sugar ;)

[Brigit Astar]

Where's my coffee, you lazy ass prick!

[Brigit Astar]

You didn't bring me coffee--you're fired!!

[DirtyTyke]

If I bring you coffee will you suck my cock?

[Brigit Astar]

I'll think about it

[Brigit Astar]

Where's my dinner?

[djblackcell]

Holy shit, that was epic! lol

[Brigit Astar]

Yopu better answer me if you want some more pussy

[Stryfn1]

Mmmm, Tennessee heaven!

[Brigit Astar]

okay, I'm cutting you off as of now because you didn't bring me breakfast in bed--and no, your cock is not breakfast.

[Tigrok]

Scrambled of fried Brigit? Do you take cream? Brown or white? Butter or jam?

[Brigit Astar]

all of the above--and I like blackberry jam on toast; scrambled; a little touch of creamer and sugar--not too much!

[kinkypap]

i,d give you plent of creamer :-)

[Brigit Astar]

I believe you would

[Brigit Astar]

Where is my breakfast in bed?

[all nighter]

wow....... you again!!!

[Brigit Astar]

I'm waiting...

[all nighter]

all good things cum......

[Brigit Astar]

You're fired!!!

[John_Doe]

would you like breakfast in bed brigit? :)

[Brigit Astar]

yes, I would; only then will I consent to anything else.

[Brigit Astar]

Am I on a deserted desert island or what? Lover, you know that your present pastime depends upon whether I have breakfast in bed

[April]

So scrambled eggs, toast, bacon and some coffee coming right up!

[Rico]

You ready for a shower?

[Brigit Astar]

I'm ready for both a shower and breakfast in bed. Thank you

[Barek]

So scrambled eggs, toast, bacon and some coffee coming right up!

I'm glad April is making breakfast so we don't have to get up yet, Brigit.

[Neko-kun]

Why are you in my bed?

[April]

I was bringing breakfast & coffee

[Brigit Astar]

Yes, I've known that April is a caring person for quite awhile
I'm glad April is making breakfast so we don't have to get up yet, Brigit.

[Brigit Astar]

You're the most attractive person I've awoken with in quite awhile.

[Brigit Astar]

Go ahead--three has always been my lucky number.

[Marlene38EE]

Right after you tell me how I got to England from Canada without noticing. :)

[dingo]

ENGLAND!? your in TEXAS babe! save a horse, ride a cowboy! :-)

[Rich_Dyck]

uhh where did Marlene go ?

[Brigit Astar]

what's that ugly growth on your neck...oh, that's your head

[daboy421]

how much did i have to drink last night, i think there is a angel in my bed.

[Brigit Astar]

Time for breakfast in bed.

[Arouzal]

I didn't know you had a house keeper.

[Brigit Astar]

Let me guess: Your nickname is Dinkleberry

[bottomboi]

your choice......but please use both of them be 4 u go

[Brigit Astar]

How did I ever in this world get stuck with you?

[dingo]

it was the gentlemen jack...care for another round?

[Brigit Astar]

jack and coke in bed--how decadent is this

[hornyat40]

let us have some sex.

[Brigit Astar]

I have a headache

[dingo]

so do i...come relief the pressure on my head

[Brigit Astar]

I feel free

[jaggedfel]

good morning!

[DirtyTyke]

Sorry for the wait Brigit, but I've made you breakfast finally. Better late than never they say.

Bacon, eggs, hashbrowns, mushrooms, orange juice, and coffee, with a nice little daisy in a little vase.

Enjoy.

[Brigit Astar]

thank you for the breakfast in bed--you're a darllng

[Arouzal]

It's wasn't just a wet dream after all. :P

[Brigit Astar]

What's for dessert?

[Arouzal]

I was thinking maybe something with whipped cream

[Brigit Astar]

I feel like a banana split

[lottatush]

Want to do that again?

[Brigit Astar]

'Bout time to brush the old teeth, isn't it

[hornyat40]

Hi, it's morning, a new day, we should find new people.

[Brigit Astar]

I don't even know your name

[hornyat40]

My name's Brigit, should we try "it?'

[hornyat40]

Abby, sorry, was thinking of yours.

[Brigit Astar]

seven has always been my lucky number

[hornyat40]

Seven begins with s, so does sex. We should has seven rounds of sex.

[dardar07]

Seven Rounds you say, i say 8

[Brigit Astar]

Ah, time for breakfast in bed.

[Gmoney273]

Your "Breakfast" is ready...

[Brigit Astar]

Haven't we met before?

[Brigit Astar]

What's your name?

[Marlene38EE]

Uhm...Hi, Brigit!! :)

[coolgav]

man u have bigg boobs marlene

[Brigit Astar]

Where's my breakfast?

[Akota1991]

Did we go six times last night or was it seven?

[Brigit Astar]

Contrary to most men, you look fine this morning

[Akota1991]

Why thank you an you look extremely great this morning also :)

[DarkSaiyen]

Do you remember what we did last night?
Let me remind you.

[Brigit Astar]

What's that ugly growth on your neck? Oh, it's your head.

[whoknowsfap]

Well this was unexpected :)

[Marlene38EE]

*Bleep*-ing aliens and their abduction-transporter eff-ups....

[lakertown]

Oh, so THAT's why I had a dream about watermelons...

[Brigit Astar]

about time to serve me breakfast in bed, isn't it.

[Akota1991]

Sure I have some sausage for you ;)

[Brigit Astar]

IUs it well done?

[Marlene38EE]

Still steaming, but ready when you are. ;)

[Akota1991]

I still need to put it between two buns ;)

[Brigit Astar]

I'm only going to say this one more time: WHERE'S MY BREAKFAST!!!

[Marlene38EE]

I'm only going to say this one more time: WHERE'S MY BREAKFAST!!!

McDonald's?? I'm kinda not-so-useful in the kitchen.

I sister-love you Brigit, don't ever change. :)

[Brigit Astar]

Haven't I seen you somewhere before?

[DirtyTyke]

Will no one else fetch Brigit her breakfast?
You know how bitchy she can be without breakfast and coffee.

Here you go Brigit, breakfast is ready.
Waffles with fresh fruit, black coffee, sugar on the side and a naked man with a shaved cock in case you need some cream.

[jdawgg]

what the hell did i smoke last night?

[Marlene38EE]

Will no one else fetch Brigit her breakfast?
You know how bitchy she can be without breakfast and coffee.

Here you go Brigit, breakfast is ready.
Waffles with fresh fruit, black coffee, sugar on the side and a naked man with a shaved cock in case you need some cream.

That's about as complete a breakfast as anyone could even hope for. :D

[Brigit Astar]

Am I supposed to leave a tip--hehe

[Rico]

Haven't we done this before?

[Marlene38EE]

Is that thing loaded? If so, please point it somewhere else?? :D

[Brigit Astar]

What's your name?

[docfreaknasty]

mmmmmmmm too much juice ... I must have done something fiendishly fun :)

[Chicago]

fuck

[April]

morning....

[Brigit Astar]

Would you bring me some coffee?

[April]

Coming right up

[Brigit Astar]

Thank you. I think I'll keep you. Hehe

[April]

woohoo... ready for a refill & some breakfast - I have eggs, bacon, toast and jam waiting :)

[Rico]

Coffee, tea or me?

[Brigit Astar]

What do you mean, you want me to pay you?!

[Marlene38EE]

Tennessee, huh? Well, good thing my accent won't stand out... :-D

[Brigit Astar]

you're sexy-looking when you wake up--unlike a lot of people

[Akota1991]

We have to keep meeting like this lol

[Brigit Astar]

Nothing like your long stiff thick cock when I wake up

[Akota1991]

I was wondering why I felt a tugging feeling down there

[phyro14288]

Please tell me i was the top

[Glimseye]

I must still be drunk, because I cannot figure out if you're a male or a female. Having said that, this really turns me on. (:

[Marlene38EE]

Oh...Hai!
If you can't figure out my gender, you're so drunk your hangover is gonna be truly Epic later on. :-D

[phyro14288]

How did you get out of those ropes? Next time they will be tighter

[Marlene38EE]

I hope so... ;-)

[phyro14288]

How the hell did i get to Canada?

[Marlene38EE]

Canada? Too warm to be Canada...where the hell are we?

[phyro14288]

We're in my dungeon and how did you get that ballgag out

[Marlene38EE]

Welllllll... *shrug + smile*

[SergioSirsay]

"Surely, I must be dreaming." <--as I channel Connery when his Bond learns the name of Honor Blackman's character in 'Goldfinger'.

[Marlene38EE]

"Surely, I must be dreaming." <--as I channel Connery when his Bond learns the name of Honor Blackman's character in 'Goldfinger'.

(Good one!!)

*tweaks nose gently* No, you're not...uh, is this Scotland???

[SergioSirsay]

(if someone doesn't jump in, we're gonna be in trouble. -wink-)

Again, Marlene? If this is torture, chain me to the wall.

[Marlene38EE]

[They might just all be watching to see where this goes. :-D ]

Uh...isn't it 'other way round'?? ;-)

[SergioSirsay]

[ Sure it is, but I couldn't let an chance to work in yet ANOTHER quote go by--taking the gimmes improves the percentage. lol ]

The "other way 'round"? We did that twice already before speaking a word this morning. I sense a briar patch, sister fox...

[Marlene38EE]

[Good point :-) ]

Hmmm...Briar, isn't that 'Nature's cat-o-nine-tails'? Or at least as much fun?? :-D

[SergioSirsay]

I see objects I could use over there, but they don't have the same heft. And I don't have to go anywhere to use me own hands, lass.

[Marlene38EE]

Always loved a 'hands-on' kinda man. :-)
[shoot me for the pun later :-D ]

[SergioSirsay]

Those aren't just my hands alone ...

[Be careful what you wish for. ;-) ]

[Brigit Astar]

fuck me--again

[phyro14288]

Id love too. But this time Im on top, you kinda hurt me last night. ;-)

[Glimseye]

You again?

[phyro14288]

Chloroform it's a beautiful thing, now stop wiggling. These ropes are not going to tie themselves

[Zeque]

That's why I'm the one that ties them

[SergioSirsay]

Well, that was interesting, Glim... breakfast?

[Zeque]

I'd love some, eggs in a basket for me.

[Glimseye]

Why did I wake up with all of you above me and I am the only one tied up?

Help! HELP!!

Help...

[Marlene38EE]

Mmmm...bird eggs and dry woven reeds. Breakfast of Zoidbergs!! :thumb:
How about some animal-slices to go with??
...isn't the basket gonna be kinda hard to chew though??

I watch too much Futurama...

[SergioSirsay]

(My previous post got crossed in the writing-up by two others, so I'll just go with it.)

Marlene, be a dear and untie Glim a moment, please? ;-)

[Marlene38EE]

Sure!!
Untie me first and I'll get right on that. :angel:

[SergioSirsay]

No. Untie him with your teeth--I don't want you to leave this spot JUST yet. ;-)

[Marlene38EE]

Well, this'll take a while...
But, nobody's going anywhere. :wink_2:

[SergioSirsay]

I can't go anywhere, I'm ... one might say locked-in. /smirk ... only problem--who's gonna get our coffee?

[Marlene38EE]

Good question...I'll leave that to the next person. :1zhelp: