The Cum Chronicles

[Yippieskip]

Sorry I couldn't think of a better title, but I want this to be like a masturbaturation diary for me. Yes, kinda like a blog but I'm sure no on really minds.

Um, so if any of you are curious, I actually have a vibrator on my clit as I'm writing, making this slightly more difficult, but hey, I'm killing two birds with one stone.
God, this feels good... So, just picture me with a very loud bulge in my shorts, grimacing and moaning as I'm tickled by my favorite toy! :)
Fuck! I'm started to sweat, shake, and jump now, and almost want to stop writing so I can concentrate on my wet pussy, but I'll try this for you guys, I hope it turns you on. Now let's get to the story...

(Aw shit! Good spot! Good spot!)
So about two weeks ago, I was really horny from reading some stories and really wanted to go get off. This is easier said then done for me because A) I live with my parents (they're not home right this second) B) my vibrator is REALLY loud, and C) my other favorite toy, water, is expensive. (Ohhh man... this feels really good guys!) Usually, I just wait for them to go outside and do it really quick, but it was so hot that day, at least 101*, that that wasn't happening. (I'm such a wet girl! Mmmm, yummy cummy!) A few times I've done it at my neighbors, she has a computer that can handle porn, but her roomate was there. (Ooh, typing with one hand works great! Oh, fuck I'm gonna cum for you guys! I'll try and hold it! I can feel my cum running to my asshole! Mmm)

So, I folded my bendy little Scorpion (<3) into my panties and went to my new car that my parents bought for graduation. I opened the door (Oh, god yes...) turned it on medium, and shut the door to see how loud it was. Not a sound. So I tried it on high, nothing. Yes! (God, I love having a clitoris!) So, I hopped in and shut the door.

I was wearing jeans, and the vibration was not near strong enough through them, so I pulled them down to my knees and put my feet on the steering wheel, spreading my legs as wide as I could. (God, can I get any wetter? oh, I'm close...) The head of my scorpion looks like the tail of a scorpion, you know, kinda pointy? So I turn it on and start teasing my clit, and I like that. (Hell yes, I do... I hope my batteries don't die. Guess I have to let it cool down a minute, darn.)

So, because I'm just out in my yard in my car, I don't want this to take too long, and pull the pointy leather head off the toy, exposing the bullet. I rub this on my pussy for a while, until I get really close, then put the leather piece back on, so I can play right under the hood; by this time, my sweat and cum have totally soaked through my clothes. I probably got a little cum on my seat too, but since it's my car I don't really care. (Fuck, I wanna keep masturbating! Have to hurry!) I feel my orgasm start to build, and wiggle the head of toy on my clit a little bit to bring me over the edge. Because I'm in my soundproof car, I get to moan while I come which makes me even happier. After I finish I slide the vibrator under the seat, and go do animal waters. Giving me an excuse to be outside.

And now to really finish!
(Yay! Vibrator back on the pussy! Oh yeah, nice hot bullet on my clit...mmm I wanna cum.
Ohhhh mmm so close... oh fuck new toy! Mmmm I'm playing with two now baby! Little vibe on my clit and that big bullet on my cunt! Oh, I'm gonna cum...
Mmm, well that was nice! Eyes rolled back, moaning like a whore... The bullet got hot! Yay! I love it!)

I totally forgot about his post! It was never recredited to me! Ianidris, I make noise when I'm alone, or masturbating for my man!

[masterj]

very nice detail!! hehe wouldn't mind some more! maybe some pictures? oo who knows anyways nice! stopping by showing some love!!!! wish i coulda been there to help you out.

[YippieSkip]

Well, thank you!

[pieinthesky]

I'm a sucker for a good masturbation story and this one sure hit the spot. There sure aren't enough of them here. Keep up the good work.

[YippieSkip]

Thank You! Next time I have an especially good session... you know I'll be cumming back! (I shouldv'e titled this The Climax Chronicles...)

[dan569]

great story yippie. its better than when you told it to me on the phone! great job.

[ianidris]

Great story. I love hearing about women making themselves cum it is so sexy. Keep your diary going.

[myrasimmons45]

Yippie,

Loved it! I have a butterfly that I like to wear in the office, turning it on when I'm alone. I've cum so many times on it, i've lost count! I love that little thing! Have you ever tried putting an egg into your ass, one into your pussy, then a nice big fat dildo? Try sliding it in and out of your pussy with the egg on full while you hold another against your clit. Bet you can't not cum. :)

[comsmith22]

:hwl;yr;:pcheers1:

Fantastic series ... its really hot and I look forward to reading more of your stories.... wish I was close enough to watch or help... Thank You

[ianidris]

Stlll as sexy as ever. Would love to watch you cum. Just out of interest do you make much noise when you bring yourself off? Also have been searching for your video but not having much luck as always seems to be one or the other being licked but never both at same time.

[simonj1965]

good story

[iamhorny123]

good storyy

[Trumpetguy]

luved the story - like to see more

[lamp7shade]

Great story with great detail! I'd love to read more...

[Yippieskip]

Maybe guys... :)

[Slim_328]

nice hot story

[Yippieskip]

And I have been so horny... Okay, I'll see what I can do.

[Yippieskip]

*Hi guys. So, I LOVE vibrators, but they are by no means my favorite. Allow me to explain...


Well, I've always been borderline insatiable (masturbate on average every other day, can't resist anything that vibrates, most of my life has been spent thinking about sex) but since Danny has unlocked my ability to orgasm and revealed his unbelievable sexual skills to me, my little addiction has gotten even worse. So bad in fact, that even though we have incredible multi-orgasmic sex at least once a day (usually), I still find it very hard to contain myself.

Last night, we had amazing sex and then watched porn until we passed out around 11:30, then I woke him up at five for another round; then we went back to sleep. He leaves for work about 9:30. I am basically living at his house with his two older brothers and mother who is here occasionally, but the boys are at work for most of the day, so I am pretty much alone. I have been cleaning house for them, but most of what I can do I have done already, and truth be told I am getting a little lazy; so I spend most of my time looking for modeling jobs, playing video games, and on Facebook. Well, there is only so much of that that can be done in one day, so today I decided to finish that porn we started last night.

His DVD player doesn't have a fast-forward, it just skips scenes, so I had to sit through twenty minutes of stupidity to get to the good part of the part of the last watchable scene (it was two lovely young lesbians, by the way.) I had been rubbing my pussy through most of it, I have regrettably left all my toys at my parents' house and was trying to make the most of it, but I really wanted one of the huge orgasms I can only get from my two favorite methods. So, I went into the boys' bathroom and removed the blades from their vibrating razors. Not too proud of it, but it's a very impulsive thing for me.

Anyway, I have seriously tried using these things only once or twice (okay, ten) times before and they usually just frustrate me because their vibration is puny, and it's really hard to get them pressed up against you right without pinching. So what I was trying to do is use one to hold back my hood and the other to stroke my (very lubricated) clitoris. It felt nice, but wasn't really anywhere near what I was craving. It worked though. I came. I accidentally turned off the buzzer right as I was climaxing, so that kind of sucked, but the orgasm itself was unexpected, so all-in-all it was a success.

I like to wait until later in the day to shower (unless of course I can sneak in there when no one is home, but here I'm too nervous about being caught) so to avoid potential awkward questioning. I would probably never get any, but I'm a tiny bit paranoid... all my immediate family knows exactly what I'm up to in there.

The shower/bath is one of favorite places to masturbate (Jacuzzis' are first) because I absolutely adore the feeling of water teasing, tickling, massaging, and just running over my pussy. And I have found the if you turn the water down low so it's just a trickle, it almost feels like a tongue darting over me, which is my other favorite thing. Danny's bathroom is perfect for this because you can have the water just right while the shower's on so no one knows the difference, or he can shower while I'm on my back with my legs spread; kill two birds with one stone, you know?

I was in there alone today, though. I did all my normal showering stuff, then got down on the floor to adjust the water. My go-to position is propped up on my elbows with my feet on either side of the spigot, and it felt so good. A little softer than I was looking for, so I put one arm behind my back for balance and reached the other down between my legs to pull back my hood. I love the way water feels as it's bouncing off my clit.

When I masturbate, there are a few things I like to think about... I replay scenes from porn (95% of which is girl/girl) that I would have liked to be a part of, or just imagine how arousing it would be to look down there and see a nothing but a nose and a pair of gorgeous female eyes staring back at me. Sometimes I even lick my own arms and legs and pretend I'm 69ing with a sexy girl. One of my favorite fantasies is to imagine a camera man filming me to put me on the internet for all my horny paying fans... my porn idol is Brooke Skye and I love to channel her when I'm all alone; talking, giggling, and moaning about how good it feels. But not today. Today I thought about how good Danny's going to make me feel later, and had a little porn star fantasy about having some gorgeous guy I just met work his mouth on me; in front of my director and crew members of course.

I usually spend so much time teasing myself and trying to hit the perfect spot (I like it to bounce off my opening and all over my clitoris, and sometimes I even play with my asshole, stimulating all my nerves at once) that the water gets cold and I have to hurry. I'm usually so close by this time that it's no problem. Today I lay all the way back, the shower sprinkling and tickling my chest while that gorgeous stream of water worked me like the perfect tongue until I came. My back arches and I breathe deep, feeling my contractions shake me. Then, because the water is only getting colder, I stand up quickly (pretty woozie) and finish rinsing my hair, feeling the warm water run out of me like cum.

*I'm totally horny again now.

[Yippieskip]

I got a new vibrator! Danny wanted to take me to the store and though I did protest because we're on a budget, I gave in because of the above post! :) He wanted something discreet that would get me off fast when I needed it and maybe even be quiet and small enough to use out on the computer in the living room! We eventually decided on the Pussy Pleaser (it's a bullet that runs on two double A's, multispeed, with a suction cup attachment) I love the feeling of a vibration cup on my clit, but we also got a bunny rabbit sleeve to mess around with (it's ears flick back and forth and together). AND, we met this totally hot slutty little thing that with some coaxing I went up to and asked if she'd like to join us; she's DTF and we should be driving down to her place pretty soon. :)

Anyway, we got home and I let Danny start the thing up so he could test it out on me. It seemed really powerful in the store (it bounced off the counter when he turned it on) but I'm a girl who loves power and I thought nothing of it. We started with the rabbit.

I could barely hear it when he turned it on, but as soon as he touched it to me I totally started laughing and jumped back. "Turn that thing down!" I shouted. His response? "It's on low, babe."

No way... "Try it on high then"... I almost fell off the bed with that one... :)

We eventually figured out how to use it (there was no comparison with the original suction cup it came with) and my orgasm was out of this world. I lost total control of my body, and I can't remember the last time I came that hard with a toy. The only problem was that he tried to go down on me halfway through and I was so overstimulated that I barely felt it... So I guess I'm gonna have to monitor how much I use it! :)

~Yippie

[Scrubba70]

Gotta watch those jumping vibes.....

[VIIOrange]

You should write more like this! It's great.

[roofroof]

Nice story, great way to keep your readers attention from moving else where. Keep it up.