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OldHorny
07-12-2009, 08:16 PM
When I was young we had a game,
By taking the first letter of a womans name
We would try through the alphabet to go
Making love to as many as we could you know

Some of the letters were easy to find
But X's, Q's And U's werent that kind
Anne, Beth and Carol nice girls they were
Dawn, Eileen and Fionna with hair so fair

Then there was Gail, Hannah and Irene
The last two were twins they were a scream
With their mum Jan, and her mate
Oh yes her name thats right it was Kate

Lauren well she is just some one thats new
With Margaret and Norma to name another two
Olive,Pamela and Queenie all who said no
While Rachael, Sally and Tanya were raring to go

Ursula was a teacher, sex on two legs
Didnt go all the way no matter how much I begged
Val and Wendy a threesome we made
Alas I never met Xena, boy we could have played

Yolanda was my brothers wife, I fancied her its true
But Yvonne was her sister, younger and sex mad too
Pretty Zoe, a brunette brought up the rear
We married and lasted all of ten year

pinkpussy1
08-16-2009, 09:25 AM
brill but where is my name in all that..you missed me out

OldHorny
08-16-2009, 10:54 AM
Now now Toni didnt mean to hurt your pride
Kept secret those that gave the best ride
Just remember the nerves in that swimming pool
Told you never to dare a fool
Forgive me please just for telling
How that little swimming costume gave me a swelling
And how we sneaked together into the gloom
Of that cozy changing room
I hope this has made amends precious lady
For it was meant as fun and nothing shady