Strange American Sex Laws

[Ubiscus]

You know someone had to do it, to make it a precedent. While scouring the Internet today for interesting topics, I happened upon a collection of strange American laws involving the practice of sex, so I thought I'd share one that I found especially delightful.

It is illegal for any member of the Nevada Legislature to conduct official business wearing a penis costume while the legislature is in session. This begs the question, is it okay when the legislature is not in session?

For a list of some of the other strange laws, follow the link to America's strangest: URL="http://www.lectlaw.com/files/fun23.htm"]http://www.lectlaw.com/files/fun23.htm[/URL]

I'd love to hear anyone's comments on this topic, or if you've come across other laws that aren't at this link that you'd like to share, that would be cool too.

[saintman]

weird

[Harry Chimp]

Typical american, the land of the "free". Hahahahaha.

[ironeagle2]

all funny laws

[DancingGirl123]

In Bakersfield, California, anyone having intercourse with Satan must use a condom. (An asbestos one we presume.)

-This should be a world wide law... I mean case and point Rosemary's Baby. What women wants to birth Satan's seed and oh knows what the hell he carries. Think syphilis is bad you haven't see what leaks out of Satan's penis.

Bozeman, Montana, has a law that bans all sexual activity between members of the opposite sex in the front yard of a home after sundown -- if they're nude.

- So they just need to keep their clothes on. That sounds fair to me. After all who wants to see some old naked cowboy out on his front lawn getting it on?

A state law in Illinois mandates that all bachelors should be called master, not mister, when addressed by their female counterparts.

-WOW Illinois has either some seriously kinky men or some conceited ones.


Anyone else notice that Illinois seems to be involved in a lot of those?

Here is one from my home state..

*It's against the law in Willowdale, Oregon, for a husband to curse during sex.

Here are a few more...

An excerpt from brilliant Kentucky state legislation. "No female shall appear in a bathing suit on any highway within this state unless she be escorted by at least two officers or unless she be armed with a club".

In Kingsville, Texas there is a law against two pigs having sex on the city's airport property.


In Los Angeles, California, a man is legally entitled to beat his wife with a leather belt or strap, but the belt can't be wider than 2 inches, unless he has his wife's consent to beat her with a wider strap. Consent should be given prior to the event, as is carefully stipulated.


In Oxford, Ohio, it's illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a man's picture.

-That damn picture might rape you...


Utah state legislation outlaws all sex with anyone but your spouse. Next to that adultery, oral and anal sex, masturbation are considered sodomy and can lead to imprisonment. Sex with an animal - unless performed for profit - however is NOT considered sodomy. Polygamy - provided only the missionary position has been applied - is only a misdemeanor.

In Ventura County, California cats and dogs are not allowed to have sex without a permit.

The only acceptable sexual position in Washington D.C. is the missionary-style position. Any other sexual position is considered illegal.

In the state of Washington there is a law against having sex with a virgin under any circumstances. (Including the wedding night).


The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.

-Wow its a good thing I don't live in Indonesia :x

Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in tropical fish stores.

-Fish and Boobies? Aquaman's Wet Dream

[Ubiscus]

In Bakersfield, California, anyone having intercourse with Satan must use a condom. (An asbestos one we presume.)

-This should be a world wide law... I mean case and point Rosemary's Baby. What women wants to birth Satan's seed and oh knows what the hell he carries. Think syphilis is bad you haven't see what leaks out of Satan's penis.

Common on, it worked for Sadam Hussein in the South Park movie, and we all know nothing bad happened to him. Or do we?

Those are some great additions to the realm of the weird laws. On a side note, I'm with you on the masturbation one, I don't know what I'd do if I was told I couldn't. After all, boys are said to be touching their penises even while in the womb. If that's the case, our mothers shouldn't be surprised when they walk in on us while masturbating (not that mine ever did).

[Subspace]

Wat? It's illegal to lose your virginity in Washington state?

[crazy_deedee]

In Kingsville, Texas there is a law against two pigs having sex on the city's airport property.

Is it ok for other farmyard animals then?

[Dudester]

In 2005, after forty years of research, the American Medical Associstion declared that the offspring of mating cousins have the same risk of birth defects as the general population. However, the AMA also declared that women over forty have a forty percent chance of giving their children birth defects.

The irony, it's illegal for cousins to marry in a bunch of U.S. states. Women over forty having children is all the rage.

[NYEHO]

Utah state legislation outlaws all sex with anyone but your spouse. Next to that adultery, oral and anal sex, masturbation are considered sodomy and can lead to imprisonment. Sex with an animal - unless performed for profit - however is NOT considered sodomy. Polygamy - provided only the missionary position has been applied - is only a misdemeanor.

Someone with an axe to grind with the state of Utah put up a billboard in a private pasture on the Arizona/Utah boarder. The billboard read, "YOU ARE NOW LEAVING GOD'S COUNTRY AND ENTERING MORMON LAND. SET YOUR WATCH AHEAD 1 HOUR, AND YOUR CALENDAR BACK 200 YEARS..."

[dinozzo]

some of these laws may seem strange and who would ever do that but remember if it wasn't a problem they would not have created the rule. Just wondering who wore the penis custume.

[kookiekittie]

Here are some that I picked off of other sites:

In Connorsville, Wisconsin, it is illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner is having an orgasm.

I don't even know that tosay about that one...

In Tremonton, Utah, USA, it is still an offense for a woman to have sexual intercourse with a man in an ambulance. She can be charged with a misdemeanor and have her name printed in the local paper.

But what happens to the man?

In Merryville, Missouri, women are prohibited from wearing corsets because "the privilege of admiring the curvaceous, unencumbered body of a young woman should not be denied to the normal, red-blooded American male."




In New York, a fine of $25 can be levied for flirting. This old law specifically prohibits men from turning around on any city street and looking "at a woman in that way." A second conviction for a crime of this magnitude calls for the violating male to be forced to wear a "pair of horse-blinders" wherever and whenever he goes outside for a stroll.

Sounds like some serious SM fetishes

It is illegal for women to wear false teeth without the written permission of their husbands in Vermont.

haha, bjs anyone

[Luckymann]

From the 'did ya know' file: Did ya know that in Kennedy-Kerry Commie Country (Mass.) it is legal to beat your wife with a stick no larger than 1" in diameter. I guess this means you can beat her with the small end of a pool cue but not the fat end. Hummm! Leave it to the northeast libs to put restrictions on a good beating.

[kcid56]

HMMMM South Carolina, The MORAL capitol of the world.

[prender]

haha funny

[tresmojito]

With everything that is written for every little law, why don't they ever explain the incident that provoked someone to suggest a law against it? If they put laws in a wiki format, the laws against canning tomatoes on national holidays and appearing one someone's doorstep wearing onlyy a smile can both direct to a hospital bill, police report, and newspaper article about the "Wedding Anniversary Gone Wrong"

[kastier]

Keep in mind that a lot of these laws are 50 to 100 years old. Not all of them, but a lot of them. Sometimes laws get passed and they just stay there because they get forgotten about and no-one cares. And because it would be a bother to remove them.

[quietguy]

i forget what state it is but its a land locked one it is against the law to have sex with a whale or dolphin

[badlybent]

This is so fucking funny. Unfortunately the legal site is down I'll come back and read more from it later. Thanks everyone for pitching in.

[comsmith22]

The Bad thing is ... these Laws are on the books because... Someone got caught doing the Deeds..
I hate when that happens... and it sucks to be them .

[WorldAway]

I can imagine cops actually looking out for any of these laws hahaha

[Oriens Astrum]

not a sex law but it is illegal to walk down main street in Lexington Kentucky with an ice cream cone in you back pocket.

[dukeshazzard00]

wierd

[gobbledoc]

as you do ?????

[James3T]

It's illegal for a woman in Paris to wear trousers unless she is holding the reins of a horse, on a bicycle or holding a bicycle by the handlebars. Otherwise women have to wear a skirt!

This law dates back to 1800 and is to stop women dressing like men. There is no similar law to stop men dressing as women with a skirt, so kilt wearers from Scotland can still visit Paris.

[trashytasha]

hmm... well that law in washington d.c. is being violated everyday... no other position besided missonary?? all others are illegal?! haha well some of our government officals like to give it to us anal doggy style position. ha

[MistressDeVille]

Extremly odd! Great quiz question though isnt it

[cactuscock]

lol these are just like Warning labels on Clorox, dish soap, rat poison lol some dumb ass ingested or spilled them on them selfs.. just goes to show people are dumb as rocks if you have to warn them this will kill you... i mean im not blind after all these years from well you know what!!!!! hahahahahah

[krissy]

These are hilarious!! Thanks for the laughs!

[Bad Black Beast]

Real funny and weird.

[mac22]

very good. what weird sex laws are there for the uk

[discusinc]

funny, thanks

[oae1992]

In the state of Washington there is a law against having sex with a virgin under any circumstances. (Including the wedding night).

Makes you kind of wonder where all the babies in WA come from!!!

[Brigit Astar]

Old Will Shakespeare was right: First we kill all the lawyers.

[Frostebyte]

gotta love old blue laws, some old laws jut dont make sense anymore

[diamond69x]

In Connorsville, Wisconsin, it is illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner is having an orgasm.

Related to heart defects I suppose, the sound of the gun scaring her making her heart rate increase and her breathing decrease. I don't know. Maybe the landlord thought she was being shot dead and sued the couple?
A bunch of funny laws though.

[loobinator69]

what would be most funny is if a woman goes to court against her husband in massacheusetts about getting beaten daily with a stick, and the man gets aquitted due to the less than one inch diameter.

[drlauren]

So in Utah, a couple can fuck their two dogs while 20 people watch that paid? Guess Donny & Marie Osmond are going to the big house for their incest. If only Donny had boned the mutt for a buck. hahahahahaha

[docfreaknasty]

So in Utah, a couple can fuck their two dogs while 20 people watch that paid? Guess Donny & Marie Osmond are going to the big house for their incest. If only Donny had boned the mutt for a buck. hahahahahaha

*packs and moves to UTAH with check in hand .,.....*

[Brigit Astar]

In Tennesse it's still in the lawbooks that fornicating while a horserace is being run in the city limits is illegal.

[kaidman]

your correct it was originally called the rule of thumb and thats where the phrase comes from

[kaidman]

in the uniform code of military justice it is illegal to have all forms of sex other than missionary

[snowmanbud]

def something i didnt know

[BBC Barry]

"The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation."

Ha ha ... wait, which head?

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[rureadykt]

i just have one thing to say "why was the law writen in the first place? i mean did someone do it?"

[jonbick234]

It makes you wonder why some of these laws were passed. I mean why would there be legislature against such odd things?