OldHorny
03-14-2009, 07:35 PM
I turn on my computer and look for you know who,
I see my online stud and beg him for a screw,
We go private and you know what happens next,
We type and chat and moan and groan about all kinds of kinky sex.
About nine days pass and I'm feeling rather ill,
Maalox, Pepto nothing makes my stomache chill,
My tits grow firm, my nipples seep and I crave alsorts of weird food,
I go on line I need to find, My phone numberless cyber dude.
I mention it to my stud and we try to figure it out,
A few more days have passed and my stomaches sticking out,
So, now my head is spinning I cant believe my luck,
I'm having sex with no one well except my cyber fuck.
No! wait just a minute. Tell me this cannot be,
He can't of got me pregnant Having cyber sex with me!
I blew him, stroked him, loved him every which way I could,
He came inside me, sure but I swear it was just his online wood.
I call the local clinic and explain the situation,
All the nurses laugh but I'm crying in frustration,
My stomaches getting bigger with every passing day,
Who would have thought you could get pregnant this way!
A pregnancy test was taken, It came back with a yes,
I I.M.'ed my online lover and put him to the test.
I told him of my feelings and of my gaining weight,
I told him were were going to be parents with my due date.
When all the shock was over, he gave me an online kiss,
He told me that he loved me and he'd help me get through this,
My stomache starts to ache and I go running to my mom,
I feel the need and start to push and out pops a CD Rom!!
I put it in the computer, while I wait and pace,
When soon On my screen comes this lovely baby face!
You know this story's fiction but before you take the risk,
Use a cyber condom:pdick before you get cyber dick.
So now my cyber lover, never emails me like he should,
Did he find another HoneyDripping StudMuffin Magnet to take care of his 14inch wood,
I know he still cares for me, I smile as I go to slumber,
Ya think this time next year I might just get his telephone number??????
Thanx to my cyber bunny for this lovely little rhyme,
Just hope she wasnt typing while making love to me at the time,
Her hubby Thinks she's useless but then what would he know,
When we are on that phone the lines almost glow
And its so erotic as she cums and I watch her reaction
Yes that skype sure does adds to the satisfaction!!!!!:bed
I see my online stud and beg him for a screw,
We go private and you know what happens next,
We type and chat and moan and groan about all kinds of kinky sex.
About nine days pass and I'm feeling rather ill,
Maalox, Pepto nothing makes my stomache chill,
My tits grow firm, my nipples seep and I crave alsorts of weird food,
I go on line I need to find, My phone numberless cyber dude.
I mention it to my stud and we try to figure it out,
A few more days have passed and my stomaches sticking out,
So, now my head is spinning I cant believe my luck,
I'm having sex with no one well except my cyber fuck.
No! wait just a minute. Tell me this cannot be,
He can't of got me pregnant Having cyber sex with me!
I blew him, stroked him, loved him every which way I could,
He came inside me, sure but I swear it was just his online wood.
I call the local clinic and explain the situation,
All the nurses laugh but I'm crying in frustration,
My stomaches getting bigger with every passing day,
Who would have thought you could get pregnant this way!
A pregnancy test was taken, It came back with a yes,
I I.M.'ed my online lover and put him to the test.
I told him of my feelings and of my gaining weight,
I told him were were going to be parents with my due date.
When all the shock was over, he gave me an online kiss,
He told me that he loved me and he'd help me get through this,
My stomache starts to ache and I go running to my mom,
I feel the need and start to push and out pops a CD Rom!!
I put it in the computer, while I wait and pace,
When soon On my screen comes this lovely baby face!
You know this story's fiction but before you take the risk,
Use a cyber condom:pdick before you get cyber dick.
So now my cyber lover, never emails me like he should,
Did he find another HoneyDripping StudMuffin Magnet to take care of his 14inch wood,
I know he still cares for me, I smile as I go to slumber,
Ya think this time next year I might just get his telephone number??????
Thanx to my cyber bunny for this lovely little rhyme,
Just hope she wasnt typing while making love to me at the time,
Her hubby Thinks she's useless but then what would he know,
When we are on that phone the lines almost glow
And its so erotic as she cums and I watch her reaction
Yes that skype sure does adds to the satisfaction!!!!!:bed