stargazer
11-06-2008, 09:49 AM
This is Irish Red reporting on the Toon News .
Our first story take places in Metropolis
Superman was in court it seems he was flying around at night, using his Xray vision looking at women or couples having sex .
He would hover watching and jack off letting his cum drop to the ground.
A lady walking home thought it was rain got some cum in her eyes she had to go to the
emergency room to clean her eye out .
The judge told him next time wear a rubber gave him a fine .
Our second story comes from New York
the She Hulk is having a Hulk 500 she ahs invited all super hunks from all over to see if she can fuck 500 guys Thor says he will show so did the Thing wouldn`t miss putting his rock cock into her green pussy
Rumor has it the Hulk himself may show should be quite a event .
In animals news Scooby Doo is ina animal rehab hospital seems he ate a pound of his friends Shaggys hash brownies so he will be out of action for a while
shaggy says he`ll miss his pal he hates to smoke alone .
Another story the Griffin`s pet Brian broke a leg when he fell off the couch while licking Lois Griffin`s pussy seems they were both drinking Lois wasn`t available for any comments
It seems that former FBI agent Dana Scully was taken to Arkem asylum she claims the tatoo Harley Quinn gave her of the Joker above her clit makes her commit crimes
several jewelry had been robbed they found the stuff in her apartment she claims she has no knowledge of doing it.
Lady J of G.I.Joe fame was seen on a beach with a dark haired woman some seem to think it might be the Baroness of Corbra fame some ahd seen them kissing in a night club .
A woman say she heard two women in a stall inthe club saying Lick Me you Corbra Bitch.
George Jetson was in court to finalize his divorce from wife Jane after several attempts of counseling she had had it with him fucking his daughter Judy she was force to sleep in Judy`s room while they fucked in their bed Judy is in rehab too for taking drugs.
Bluto was found gulity of putting a harmful steroid in Popeye`s spinach whih he took he went on a rampage he put several people inthe hospital which included Olive Oil Popeye later die of heart attack .
Robin of then the Teen Titans was married to his love Starfire, but things went wrong when he found Beast Boy in form of a dog fuckng her in a back room while Cybrog was geting his cock up her ass Raven was getting her pussy licked so much for just kissing the bride .
Yellow Stone park is wihout one of it`s beloved bears seems Yogi was doing more than eatting picnic baskets he was found eatting a husbands wife`s pussy and now is a rug in front of their fire place .
Well thats all for now this is Irish Red signing off
Our first story take places in Metropolis
Superman was in court it seems he was flying around at night, using his Xray vision looking at women or couples having sex .
He would hover watching and jack off letting his cum drop to the ground.
A lady walking home thought it was rain got some cum in her eyes she had to go to the
emergency room to clean her eye out .
The judge told him next time wear a rubber gave him a fine .
Our second story comes from New York
the She Hulk is having a Hulk 500 she ahs invited all super hunks from all over to see if she can fuck 500 guys Thor says he will show so did the Thing wouldn`t miss putting his rock cock into her green pussy
Rumor has it the Hulk himself may show should be quite a event .
In animals news Scooby Doo is ina animal rehab hospital seems he ate a pound of his friends Shaggys hash brownies so he will be out of action for a while
shaggy says he`ll miss his pal he hates to smoke alone .
Another story the Griffin`s pet Brian broke a leg when he fell off the couch while licking Lois Griffin`s pussy seems they were both drinking Lois wasn`t available for any comments
It seems that former FBI agent Dana Scully was taken to Arkem asylum she claims the tatoo Harley Quinn gave her of the Joker above her clit makes her commit crimes
several jewelry had been robbed they found the stuff in her apartment she claims she has no knowledge of doing it.
Lady J of G.I.Joe fame was seen on a beach with a dark haired woman some seem to think it might be the Baroness of Corbra fame some ahd seen them kissing in a night club .
A woman say she heard two women in a stall inthe club saying Lick Me you Corbra Bitch.
George Jetson was in court to finalize his divorce from wife Jane after several attempts of counseling she had had it with him fucking his daughter Judy she was force to sleep in Judy`s room while they fucked in their bed Judy is in rehab too for taking drugs.
Bluto was found gulity of putting a harmful steroid in Popeye`s spinach whih he took he went on a rampage he put several people inthe hospital which included Olive Oil Popeye later die of heart attack .
Robin of then the Teen Titans was married to his love Starfire, but things went wrong when he found Beast Boy in form of a dog fuckng her in a back room while Cybrog was geting his cock up her ass Raven was getting her pussy licked so much for just kissing the bride .
Yellow Stone park is wihout one of it`s beloved bears seems Yogi was doing more than eatting picnic baskets he was found eatting a husbands wife`s pussy and now is a rug in front of their fire place .
Well thats all for now this is Irish Red signing off