Fuck!!!!!!

[wizardwriter]

short and sweet, I fucking like it

[frozen_north]

UNfuckingBELIEVABLE!!! I missed her AGAIN!!! FUCK!!!

[wizardwriter]

Yeah fuck

[Zee Gal]

Frozen dear,

I'm not trying to avoid you...I just simply pop in and out when I have time during my crazy day!

Much like you would to your fantasy woman...in and out and in and out...

Now that's a fucking thought!

[wizardwriter]

Pop out this time he's gonna fucking explode

[Zee Gal]

This ought to be funny!

I'm fucking outta here for awhile!

[wizardwriter]

oh fuck yeah

[Zee Gal]

Did Frozen give up?

That's no fucking fun!

[wizardwriter]

he's on the other site, fuckin hold on darling

[Zee Gal]

Okay...
This ought to be very fucking interesting...

[wizardwriter]

fuck I couldn't get on the other site quick enough I guess- frozen you heard of PM

[froggieM]

Well go fuck your duck and shut the fuck up<well that is what my wife said>Lol.

[davesmistress]

Welcome to the crazy Fuck thread froggie...we dont do much here but say fuck...hahahaha

[wizardwriter]

Do more than say fuck, best keep your butt on the fuckin' lily pad. Hahaha
Welcome to the fucking thread.

[froggieM]

well iam fucking glad to be here. Me and my wife have alot of fucking fun so far. (and the lilly pad is always fuckin movin).LOL

[wizardwriter]

have you joined 'blue stories' the sister site, double your fuckin' fun- look at Davesmistress signature just above click on sister 'forum'
have fuckin' fun-
just another tip from Mr. fuckin' Wizard

[NaughtyKenn]

Here is a fucking big mistake, try typing "fuck" in the search window on here. It brought up almost every fucking post on this site. Ok, so that was not the easiest way to find this fucking thread.

[NaughtyKenn]

Fucked a duck, a duck I fucked, such luck to find a duck to fuck, though the fucked duck didn't think it luck, duck thought it sucked, don't suck a duck or let a duck suck you, feathers in your mouth, and a bill on your pecker, it would be a luckless fucked duck pecker wrecker suck.

I'll be here till thursday, tip your waitresses (or fuck em with the whole thing).

[davesmistress]

HAhahah Usually these type of threads are in the playground....if that makes it any fucking easier for you to remember....

[wizardwriter]

fuck

[wizardwriter]

where the fuck everyone go?

[Suthernlady]

I'm fucking here....

[wizardwriter]

So you are my dear, and such language coming from a good dudette-
You gotta quit hanging around the King of Fuck, or your numbers are gonna fuckin' skyrocket

[Zee Gal]

It's another Fucking Monday!

Hope everyone is doing okay!

[NaughtyKenn]

Fuck Mondays!!!

[wizardwriter]

Hence forth Kenn I've decide to call them Fuckedday-
me being King of Evil this is within my fuckin' power

[NaughtyKenn]

Sounds Fucking good to me.

[wizardwriter]

So fuckin' be it!
By such line of reasoning Friday will now be Fuckday

[wizardwriter]

Hey Kenn take the how evil are you, see if I got competition for fuckin' King of Evil,
Wizard

[NaughtyKenn]

I thought Monday was Fuckedday and friday was getfuckedday? Now I am fucking confused.

You sure you want me to take the test, you and I might not like the results heh heh heh.

[wizardwriter]

we can fucking go with fuckin' that

[Suthernlady]

Y'all are fucking silly...fighting over who's the most evil....sometimes it's those who score low on the test that ya gotta watch out for....ever heard of charming a snake?

[Zee Gal]

It's rare that I've met a serpent I didn't like...

I guess I could be a fucking snake charmer...

[NaughtyKenn]

LMAO, see the fucking countdown thread!!!

[Zee Gal]

I'm fucking there and my tongue's waggin' there also!

[NaughtyKenn]

Keep it fuckin waggin and I'll keep fuckin pumpin'!!!

[Zee Gal]

And between the two of us, we'll keep her fuckin' moaning in pleasure!

[NaughtyKenn]

Fuckin sounds good to me (literally) might add some fuckin moans myself, what about you stephy?

[Zee Gal]

You're giving me some naughty thoughts Kenn but I will only partake of you if my dear friend Suthernlady allows us to...

Now you two have given me some sexy thoughts to fucking masturbate with!!!

Gotta go! Catch you all later!

Kisses,

Steph

[Suthernlady]

HAHA....she is thinking the nasty and about to pleasure herself! What a GAL!

[Zee Gal]

Well! With Good and Horney friends like you and Kenn, a gal gets all worked up you know!

Sometimes a good fuck is what a person needs but then there are those times when your mind, body and soul are in the right place and you have to take matters into your own hands, (LITERALLY!)...

Got a new toy I was hoping to spring on TanBuns but maybe I can convince you to give it a try!

Kisses,

Steph

[NaughtyKenn]

Fuck, got a fucking ticket today, for something I never even fucking heard of. I was dropping my son off at daycare. I come of a side street and have to cross a fairly large and busy main street to go into the day care parking lot. I stopped at the fucking stop sign, inched out so I could see both ways (so I thought) and when it was clear (so I thought again) I went. Seemingly from out of nowhere comes this car, almost hits me. I think I said something like "oh shit!!!" and then practically did just that. I wave sheepishly at the guy in the car, apologize and proceed into the parking lot. I get out, and start around to get my son out, and there is a cop parked behind me with his red light on. Of course I know why he is there, so as I am walking up to him I say "man, that scared the shit out of me". He says "me too". Before he asks, I hand him my license and the fucker writes me a ticket for "Failure to yield right of way". WTF is that??? Its not like I did that shit on purpose, I didn't see the other fucking car!!! Anyways, I'm not a happy camper right now.

FUCK!!!

[wizardwriter]

yep that's what them yield signs are for, and it goes for fucking traffic-
I got behind some dick wad making a right hand turn at a wide intersection, dude stopped behind the crosswalk, in the crosswalk, at the fuckin' corner, before the next crosswalk (full fuckin' stops- he looked like a monkey fuckin' a coconut) there's a cop in the fast lane- I stop behind the crosswalk, three fuckin' times and resist the urge to nail the dipshit in front of me- when he finally decides he's through pissing himself he goes I'm right behind him
the bitch pulls me over citing me for a Calif. stop, I'm pissed tell her 'fuck you, I stopped three times' - she's pissed I saw her and didn't shit myself, a total lack of disrespect as she puts it.
I smile and say 'you're gonna love this then, fuck you, you dizzy bitch.'
I'm wrote up for not allowing enough time between vehicles, 'a Calif. stop' I didn't wait three seconds for the dickhead to get out of my fucking way. never hearing such shit I get out, am pissed as hell, then remember I just drank lunch, so get back in my truck.
have to go to court, but she never showed

[Zee Gal]

Welcome to the fucking "Sue Me State" Boys!

California seems to have the worst situation with the police "seeing" the situation from both sides. They usually catch only a part of the incident and unfortunately, they usually get the good people and the ones who are really at fault...

[wizardwriter]

hey Zee it don't help being a fucking long-haired cowboy hat wearing dude, they get the ticket book out as soon as they see me, thinking I just made my fucking quota-
It doesn't help we Californians make up stupid laws, or plaster rat-lines on billboards, asking for you to call about suspicious people-
feds are no better first thing they wanted in my IRS audits are the names of 5 people I think are cheating on taxes (They'll take 5,000 off)- told her 'fuck you' and I get nailed for abusing an IRS auditor a 5,000 fine- State popped me for $750 with the reason, 'because they can' written on the paper under other-
didn't pay either took them to court lost, then appealed and won both, but no one takes them to court or appeals, just pays what they tell you-

[Zee Gal]

I hear ya Wizard!

Up here in the Sierras, its funny seeing the tree huggers drive their expensive Hummers and cry about global warming! Then they complain their expensive P.O.S. won't haul their fancy boat over the hills...well Duh! You paid too much for an overweight, image flashing, less room, Suburban dummy!

This state has a lot of nice things going for it but a major lack of common sense!

[wizardwriter]

yeah Zee yuppie's are about the dumbest creatures on earth- shit 99% of the 4by's have never been off-road

[Zee Gal]

Yup! What a waste of money for equipment that's never going off road and the owners don't even know how to use it in the first place!
It's just another way to feed their fucking egos!

[wizardwriter]

jesus did I miss my fuck??? And whilst speaking of yuppies too, that's fucking' silly
Wizard

[Zee Gal]

Fuck! It's a new day and the weather is nicer than it's been in awhile but I feel like poo today!

Oh well! at least I'm alive and able to do a few things...

[frozen_north]

How the fuck are y'all?

[wizardwriter]

same as fuckin' always

[frozen_north]

fuckin cool:)

[wizardwriter]

fuckin' a

[Zee Gal]

So it's Fuckin' Friday...
The best way to start the weekend is with a good Fuck!

[wizardwriter]

um-m, my kinda a fuckin' lady, Zee-
And from down here I notice you forgot your panties, definitely my kinda fuckin' lady

[Zee Gal]

No wonder I felt a cool breeze that made me more fuckin' horney!

[wizardwriter]

Zee, you sure it was a cool breeze. I think it might've been my hot fucking breath on your sweetness

[Zee Gal]

If it was your hot breath, then I surely would have thought there would have been the aroma of oral lust I would have detected...

[wizardwriter]

forgot your fuck darling, but not too worry I'm more than happy to give you a nice hard fuck, or two.

[g00ber]

fuck fuckity fuck fuck furk

[wizardwriter]

fuckity, is that scottish, I know furk is (that's when you fart in the bathtub) right?

[Zee Gal]

It's gonna be one of those strange fucking Mondays...

[frozen_north]

well fuck a duck chuck.

[wizardwriter]

just fuck

[Zee Gal]

Back up on the fucking hump day!

[NaughtyKenn]

Sometimes you just have to say...what the fuck.

[Zee Gal]

Or just say...FUCK ME KENN!!!

[NaughtyKenn]

Um, that would sound weird for me to say "fuck me Kenn". To me at least. However, you can say it all you like, better yet moan it, scream it!!!

[Zee Gal]

I guess it's better than saying; "Fuck You Kenn!"...

[wizardwriter]

oh yeah, fuck

[Zee Gal]

Have a good nights sleep before we fuck you all up tomorrow morning! LOL!

[wizardwriter]

fuck that, lets fuck'em up tonight

[NaughtyKenn]

So who are we fucking up?

Yea Stephy, you're right, it is better than saying "fuck you Kenn" all though it wouldn't be the first time I heard that. Cum to think of it, it wouldn't be the first time I heard the other phrase either, but I like hearing that one anytime.

[Zee Gal]

Does this sound better???

Cum here and give me a good fucking Kenn!!!
(With apologies to SL!)

[wizardwriter]

fuck me

[Zee Gal]

Well it's Friday so let's all get the the Fuck On!

[wizardwriter]

hey that's another fuck me

[Zee Gal]

Well it's Friday so doesn't this count as a FuckFest???

[wizardwriter]

don't see a fuckin' reason it can't
fuck on Zee, fuck wild, fuck free,
a happy fuckin' we'll go

[Zee Gal]

Cum on Wizard! Let's get our Freakin' Fuckin' going!

[Suthernlady]

Fuck I have to go write before I have a mutany on my hands....

[wizardwriter]

your own fault SL, told you ages ago they'd want more, and you pooh-poohed me-
Zee, its Freakin' Friday Fuckin'

[Zee Gal]

Cum on back SL and join in on the Friday Freaking Fuck Fest we're getting on here!

Wizard, pass the lube!

[wizardwriter]

um-m, strawberry flavored my favorite, lets get fuckin' nasty

[Suthernlady]

Y'all are fuckin nuts!

[wizardwriter]

SL- what about my fuckin' nuts

[Suthernlady]

hahahahahahha so funny you are....

oops...fuck I forgot to say...

[wizardwriter]

I'm fuckin' crazy all the way to my nuts SL

[Carrot74]

Holy Fuck Batman - it's a giant F coming at us!

[Carrot74]

A George Carlin favourite...."Okay Sheriff, we're going to fuck you now - but we're going to fuck you slow." This is where he substituted the word Fuck for the word Kill in all the movie cliches.

[wizardwriter]

Ah, the seven words you can't say revised to eleven I believe-
how the fuck ya doin' carrot-
I like carlin condensing the ten commandments- the three fuckin' commandments I believe

[Zee Gal]

What the fuck?

I don't remember if Lenny Bruce was as verbal about "Fuck"
But I know Robin Williams can be!

[wizardwriter]

the black comedians of the era were more verbal on fuck than Bruce, although Bruce was arrested, cited and his shows stopped more often-

So, my beautiful sexy Zee, how the fuck are you???

[Zee Gal]

Unbelievable as it sounds Wizard, I'm all fucked out!
Had a fun weekend with some friends Hubby & I have been desiring awhile and after finally having a whole weekend to get everyone together, we've made a lot of fantasies into realities while creating some new ones!

[wizardwriter]

cool, I'm happy for you, but alas can't say the same for me-
been passed out a time or three, but never fucked out-

[Carrot74]

Ah, the seven words you can't say revised to eleven I believe-
how the fuck ya doin' carrot-
I like carlin condensing the ten commandments- the three fuckin' commandments I believe

There is also the still fucking funny Richard Pryor, who took cussing to an all-time new level. And is still out-fucking-standing.

[wizardwriter]

yeah carrot, first dirty 8 tracks i got were redd foxx, that dude could tell a dirty fuckin' story, classic, Pryor came on a bit later, and really took off with movies, but he put the blue in blue comedy- he's the one who picked up the torch from Bruce pushing it to the fuckin' limit- became popular got on tv (one of his regular cast Robin Williams)- but he pushed everything to far and got fuckin' fired-

[NaughtyKenn]

Fuck, its fucking hot here today!!!

Seven words you can't say on TV a la Carlin: shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits.

[NaughtyKenn]

Hey WW, whats a fucking 8 track? LMfuckingAO!!!

[wizardwriter]

Kenn, it's what we stuck in our dinosaur's ass to get it playing fuckin' music-
George upgraded his list to 11, but I can't recall them- but yeah the 7 were ingrained into my brain-
And lets not forget Cheech & Chong the front runners for pothead comedy, they have so many classic bits- 'dave ain't here,' but my favorite is 'Somebody scratch my balls!" Cheech scooting around the floor in the straight jacket. "My fuckin' balls itch!' He's crying, "Somebody scratch my balls!'

[Zee Gal]

How did we get from "Fuck" to 8-Track???

[wizardwriter]

actually fuckin' 8 track went together well, seeing as they were always eating your tapes-
but fine back to the subject at hand- Zee, lovely lady, how the fuck are you this fine hump day

[Zee Gal]

Just hanging on and waiting til I can get back to writing more of the story where Hubby fucked the sexy older lady...

[wizardwriter]

fuck Zee you done gave away the ending

[Zee Gal]

Maybe,
But how we got the fuck there is still enticing and makes me diddle my kitty thinking about it! It's really tough to type while playing with myself!

[wizardwriter]

Hell, your story makes me want to diddle your kitty too-
Fuck Zee, never said I wasn't going to read it, you know I finish what I start, or what you start.

[Zee Gal]

Wizard, Don't take this wrong but, I hope we never finish! I want to have a long continuous pleasurable Fuck that I will never forget!

[wizardwriter]

Fuck me," tongue hanging out, panting, "how could I take that wrong, you sweet hottie?"

[NaughtyKenn]

Fuck, will you two get a room ;-)

WW, I remember the Cheech and Chong scene you are refering to, wasn't he sliding his ass along the floor like a dog does on your living room carpet? It was fucking hilarious!!!

The "Daves not here" skit holds a particular fondness for me because my brothers name is Dave and to this day we still dust off that one off and quote it.

Hmmmmm, better throw in some Fucks for good measure, SL, Zee, DM, care to join me? Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fucking fucked fucks.

That should fucking do it for now.

[davesmistress]

Well it is Fucking Friday....Hey Kenn I have a brother named Dave also...hahah his name is David but thats too young sounding for him...hahahah

Fuck fuck fuck fuck...there we go good and fucked....hahahaha

[NaughtyKenn]

LoL DM, same thing with my brother.

oh shit, I mean fuck! Almost forgot to say fuck!

[wizardwriter]

Yeah Kenn,that's the fuckin' scene, in the nut house, and it's classic, but they have so many- for you youngsters it's 'Nice Dreams' and puts 'Half Baked' to shame- and you don't have to be a stoner-
if you don't laugh for two hours there's something fucking wrong with you- they also do a take-off of 'dave ain't here' with the biker- dude pisses in the hot tub- Cheech hanging off the elevator- Chong on the other side of the door- plus pee wee herman at the restaurant- and the cops-
Fuck, I gotta get the dvd back from my son-
Oh, I got a brother-in-law Dave- yeah, he's heard it a time or two-

[Zee Gal]

Oh Brother!

Nuckin' Futs!!!

[wizardwriter]

Hi the delicious fuckin' Zee, good fucking friday to you

[NaughtyKenn]

technically, Steph didn't say Fuck, I think as punishment we should gang fuck her. What do you think WW?

Fuck.

[wizardwriter]

a valuable fuckin' lesson, but I'm bet she's thinking win/win situation-
Flip a fuckin' coin Kenn and call it heads or tails

[Zee Gal]

How about both???
And I also mean both of you boys also!!!
Crazy fucks!

[wizardwriter]

Oh fuck, you're getting both darling Zee, which just seeing whom gets what, which is another win/win situation, but I'm hoping for tails-

[Carrot74]

It's not me, man- the fucking thing is fucking fucked!
Any of you "older" folks listen to Maclean&Maclean? or is that just a Canadian thing? Swearing was elevated to a whole new level with these guys.
"Oh shut up Spock - you wouldn't know a good blowjob if it smacked you in the side of the face."

[wizardwriter]

Heard them Carrot, and 'ey they went Canuck blue (that's a pretty deep shade for you youngsters) we're talking Richard Pryor or Eddie Murphy blue- there were tons of stoner troupes- I can't recall their names (wonder why)
Shit, can't fuckin' remember what dave thomas and rick moranis were 'Mackenzie brothers' Bob & Doug i think-

[Zee Gal]

Hey Wizard!

How about we get back to Fucking instead of discussing jokes about fucking???

Give it to me good Wicked Wizard!

Kisses,

Steph

[NaughtyKenn]

Good ol Steph, got a fucking one track mind.

[Zee Gal]

Fucking Kenn!!! You got my number!!!

If anything, it's a good way to get through a B.S. Monday, isn't it???

[NaughtyKenn]

Sure beats the fuck out of working!!!

[wizardwriter]

Oh yeah, Zee, more fuckin' less talkin' my kinda dudette

[NaughtyKenn]

She can talk all she wants, or try to, lol. I like to try and engage in conversation and then fuck the hell out of her so she can't respond. LMAO!!!

[Zee Gal]

With the two of you young and horney fucknuts teaming up on me, I might be very busy for awhile!

It sure beats going to the gym! LOL!


Kisses,

Steph

[wizardwriter]

damn better fucking workout too-
Yep I'm a fuckin' fuck nut,
A sure cure for your fuckin' blues,
best taken fucking orally

[Zee Gal]

So Wizard, why are you sweating so badly when we have yet to start???

[wizardwriter]

um-m, two reasons, darling Zee, and I'm staring at the pair,
but imaging what you might be parking on my face really gets me sweating in sheer anticipation

[Zee Gal]

If your face is all that wet, I thought it was from me fucking dripping all over you!!! LOL!

[wizardwriter]

oh you sweet fucking tease Zee

[Zee Gal]

Only til I'l fuckin pleased!

[wizardwriter]

you're going to settle for one, I don't fucking think so
Now, just relax and enjoy

[Zee Gal]

Hold on there Buster!

I'm a Lady who has needs! I get WELL TAKEN CARE OF and then we will attended to you where we both fucking benefit!

[wizardwriter]

sounds fucking good to me

[NaughtyKenn]

You too fuckers at it again, or should I say still at it?

Just had to get my fuck on here.

[Zee Gal]

Well Kenn,

You are temporarily excused from this fucking...

You need to save up for the impeding trip!!!

[wizardwriter]

Zee, I don't need no fucking excuses

[NaughtyKenn]

Well you know what fucking excuses are like? Assholes, everybody's got one, and some people are one.

One more fuck for good measure: Fuck!!!

[wizardwriter]

fuckin a right

[Zee Gal]

Fuck!

What a weekend! I'm draggin my ass today!


Hope everyone had a good weekend!
It was great for me even thought it didn't center around sex!

Kisses,

Steph:bon:

[NaughtyKenn]

I knew something was fucking missing, I didn't get to give a good fuck on this thread. It being a fucking monday and all.

Fuck, and fuck, and and fuck, and fuck fuck ...

[wizardwriter]

Well fuck, Kenn, (notice the comma, i have a reputation around here, don't need folks thinking I'm hitting on dudes) Fucking Monday, a wizard is not constrained by time, so I had no idea-
Zee- any time you want to take a rest I'll carry your ass around. Fuckin' A-
anywhere
wizard

[NaughtyKenn]

Got to get my fuck on here.

[NaughtyKenn]

Where the fuck is everybody?

[penguin]

fuck me dead fuck me rotten just fuck me well,you wont be forgotten

[frozen_north]

Holy fuck, a typing penguin...

[wizardwriter]

been slow, both fuckin sites Kenn, no ladies

[slimline]

Fuck, I mist the whole, what the hell ,I got the fuckin other one . !bchss !bchss !bchss

[wizardwriter]

you got the fuckin' other one, fuck Slim let it fuckin' go

[Suthernlady]

Fuck wizzy! You got to slow down. You already have a 1000 posts! You are gonna catch up with me next week or so...lol.

[wizardwriter]

SL darling- I got over 2,300 on blue, can't help it if I like to harass folks-

[Suthernlady]

I'm gonna have to harness you...fuck I have to post more...teach me how to harrass...lol!

[Dragola]

Fuck wizzy! You got to slow down. You already have a 1000 posts! You are gonna catch up with me next week or so...lol.

I could say the fucking same about you, Steph, Kenn and Frozen. You've (SL, but soone to be Kenn) overtaken me and Chained Rose who are both fucking regulars here. Yep, you young'uns in terms of forum join date are a lot more virulent than the older crowd.

[NaughtyKenn]

Fuckin Drag, what the fucks up. Did you call me a youngin'? Fuckin A, you are all right in my book. Its threads like this and your countdown one that inflates our post count (or is that our egoes, or both). I don't know, who gives a fuck (I do, I do, I'll give 2, 3, 4 fucks or more) ...

Fuck where was I, I get to thinkin about fucking and fucking can't think about anything else.

[wizardwriter]

SL- you're to sweet to harass folks- me on the other fuckin' hand have turned it into a talent- fortunately I held fuckin' back to give others a chance to post- I'm lucky enough to be able to check in often whilst I'm writing, or supposed to be writing-
Yeah Kenn- there's a few posts that get more attention, you forgot to add the fucking wake-up thread when there's a lady or two feeling frisky- not naming no names cuz Zee & Princess know who they are-
wizard

[polo43]

The best thing after a HARD day is a cold beer and a hot fuck

[Zee Gal]

Let's give this thread a Fuck start!!!!

Kisses,

Steph

[wizardwriter]

boy, that a was a bad fuck start-
Zee, let's just give this thread a fuck,
um-m, a nice hard fuck-

[Carrot74]

Heard them Carrot, and 'ey they went Canuck blue (that's a pretty deep shade for you youngsters) we're talking Richard Pryor or Eddie Murphy blue- there were tons of stoner troupes- I can't recall their names (wonder why)
Shit, can't fuckin' remember what dave thomas and rick moranis were 'Mackenzie brothers' Bob & Doug i think-

So take off, eh? So many fucking people think that us fucking Canadians say fucking "eh" all the fucking time. Well, we fucking well don't. By the way wizard you fucking forgot to say fuck a few times back last week so I put a few fucks in here for you. Fuckin Okay?

[wizardwriter]

Fuckin' A, I missed a fuck or two???
Holy fuck, that's fuckin' impossible,
Alright, not fucking impossible, but fuckin' improbable,
I musta been waxin' fuckin' poetical-like
thanks Carrot, for bailin' my fuckin ass out, owe you two brews,
might even make them fuckinCanuck brands
wizard

[Zee Gal]

Well, I'm back in the USA now but tired from the time changes and travel so you guys can just fucking use and abuse me while I try to catch up on some sleep.

I'll be back later...

Kisses,

Steph

[NaughtyKenn]

Fuck Stephy, I fucking second that. Time changes really fucked with me too. I was so tired yesterday, I went to sleep at around 3 for a little nap and didn't wake up till almost 9 and it was fucking dark outside.

As to using and abusing you, I pass, I prefer an awake, aware and active partner when it cums to sex. Speaking of cumming though, I may add some to whats already all over your tits. I am sure you wouldn't mind, and may not even notice. But there is a spot on your left one that looks a little dry.

Ready, Fuck, Aim, Fire!!!

[Carrot74]

Fuckin' A, I missed a fuck or two???
Holy fuck, that's fuckin' impossible,
Alright, not fucking impossible, but fuckin' improbable,
I musta been waxin' fuckin' poetical-like
thanks Carrot, for bailin' my fuckin ass out, owe you two brews,
might even make them fuckinCanuck brands
wizard

Fucking eh, Bubba! That's the fucken Canadian way instead of 'fucken A'. I'll treat you to one of our skunk's piss lagers that you like ie Bud but here I'll treat you to a Blue. Personally I'll have a Rickard's Red or a big fucking Guiness, thank you very much.

[wizardwriter]

Well fuck me to tears, and la di da, ya fancy Canuck,
but I can't fuckin' drink nothing I can't spell, hahaha
still see you at the bar, I don't call it a tavern for the same reason

[Zee Gal]

It's Fucking Friday!!!! And there's a few Fucking Nuts around here I see!

Kenn, You are a gentleman to say that! I would also love to have an awake and alert partner but I have been known to wake up people when I'm hungry and horney!

Oh, and Kenn? You missed a spot over here...

Kisses,

Steph

[NaughtyKenn]

Lol, Fuck Stephy, you have been busy, at the moment you seem to be single handedly (ok, maybe you are using both hands) keeping the board going.

Fuck, did I miss a spot, really?

Fire two!!!

Oh, and by the way, I looooove to be woken up that way!!!

[Zee Gal]

I'm just trying to catch-up and keep everything lively around here!

Uh, Kenn, I am rather blessed so I think it may take more than two shots, Hint! Hint!, Hint! LOL!!!

Kisses!

Steph

[watcher128]

To quote the great George Carline "fuck the fucking fuckers."

[wizardwriter]

Fuck me

[Zee Gal]

Oh Fuck Yeah!

[carnom69]

fuckety fuck fuck McFucken!

[davesmistress]

hahah Good Fucking Morning SSP

[frozen_north]

Where the fuck is everybody??

[badlybent]

I'm fucking back Dude. Where the fuck are you? Probably lost at the saloon.

[Suthernlady]

Oh fuckin great day the Bent one is back!

[tanbuns]

I wish I wouldn't have given up saying fuck!

[wizardwriter]

long as you don't give up fuckin' TB

[tanbuns]

LOL, I may give up sweets, red meat, beer.......but never fuckin!!

[NaughtyKenn]

Just another fuckin monday. Hey TB, what the fuck is cock, not red meat? Or is it the other, other white meat? Heres a fuck to ya.

[tanbuns]

LOL, I love it Kenn!!!

It is a lot like chicken....you can white or dark meat!

[NaughtyKenn]

Um... TB, you forgot your fuck in the last post... so bend over and receive your fucking punishment!!!

[tanbuns]

Well Fuck!!!!

punishment...spanking or doggy style?? I may never say fuck again if I get this!

[Zee Gal]

TB The fucking punishment for not properly saying "Fuck" is to be determined by the person administering the punishment.

Since I am now looking at your sweet tanned rounded bottom on my lap, I will first take a small bite to see how firm your flesh is...

Then, I will give it a good hard spank to see how well is responds...

Then...Oh Fuck it!!! Every one grab a paddle and line up!

[tanbuns]

OK if I have too Steph!

You know I love biting, spanking....uhm it is getting a little hot here!!!!

[Zee Gal]

It's not just hot in the room... you're squirming a lot on my lap here and it's also getting very humid...

[tanbuns]

Shame on you Steph, you did not use fuck!!!

Now bend that pretty little butt over my lap and let me give you a spanking....with a few kisses, bites, rubs......................

[Zee Gal]

Oh Fuck Yeah!

You caught me fair and square!

[wizardwriter]

damn fuck saying fuck I want some of this fuckin' action

[Zee Gal]

Wizzy! How the Fuck are you doing?

[wizardwriter]

fuck, not how, who?
Anyone who'll stand still long enough Zee

[NaughtyKenn]

What the fuck, Stephy horning in on my punishiment of TB. But the good news is, Stephy didn't say fuck either now I get to "punish" both of them.

OK you 2, line up, side by side, hands and knees, face down and asses up.

Fuck I love this thread.

[JackBNimble]

Fuck fucking hell...I hate Mondays!

[NaughtyKenn]

I am fuckin with you there JackB, but threads like this make it a little more fucking bareable.

[NaughtyKenn]

Where the fuck did everybody go?

[Zee Gal]

Fuck Kenn!

TanBuns had me under the desk now!

[NaughtyKenn]

Oh fuck, can I join you under there?

[frozen_north]

Where the fuck is everybody?

[Zee Gal]

Sorry Frozen!

We were munching out under TanBuns Desk!

Fucking tasty and good too!

[NaughtyKenn]

Hey Stephy, don't you know your not supposed to talk with your fucking mouth full.

[Zee Gal]

Hey Kenn, Watch where you're waving that fucking sausage of yours!

[NaughtyKenn]

Well if its waving so much, you could fucking put it somewhere to keep it from bothering you, or maybe bother you more, in a good fucking way ;-)

[Zee Gal]

Oh! All right.

Stick that fucking monster in here for....Whoop!
Geeze! didn't take you long to fucking do that!

Okay, just keep it there for a little while before I have to go...

[NaughtyKenn]

Ok, its getting cramped under this desk, could you... maybe spread your legs a little... lean back that way... aaaaaahhhhhhh, thats much fucking better. Look this way we can both fucking munch on TB's goods.

[frozen_north]

Sorry Frozen!

We were munching out under TanBuns Desk!

Fucking tasty and good too!


Why the fuck don't I ever get invited to these parties?? :D

[Zee Gal]

Frozen, you just gotta show up and join in the fucking fun!

Gotta go!

Catch up with you guys later!

Grab a hold of yourselves and think of me while I'm gone!

Kisses,

Steph

[frozen_north]

:) Have a fucking good day dahlin:)

[Zee Gal]

The day's not over yet!

[frozen_north]

Oh good :)

[Zee Gal]

Look the fuck behind you Frozen!

We both forgot our Fucks!

[frozen_north]

AAKK! I hate it when I forget to fuck!

[Zee Gal]

Here,

Let me give you one! FUCK!

[frozen_north]

:D Thank you dahling, very fucking much. :D

[Zee Gal]

Well Frozen,

It looks like it's going to be a slow night around here...

I'll check back later and see if anyone is up for a fucking night cap!

Kisses,

Steph

[frozen_north]

have a good fucking night steph:)

[tanbuns]

Steph, I am ready for a good strong fucking nightcap...

[Zee Gal]

And TB, You are in the right fucking position for me!~Let me get that new toy!

[tanbuns]

Oh that was fucking good!

[Suthernlady]

How the fuck is everyone today?

[tanbuns]

I am doing fucking good...

For the first time in months I have worked at home for two days straight.

[Suthernlady]

Hey it's nice huh....how's the fuckin weather your way? We have been in a fuckin drought for two months...but tropical storm whatever her nameis brought us a little shower or two. My fucking grass is growing again...time to fucking mow now.

[tanbuns]

SL, I could use some of that fucking rain, all I have been doing for the last couple of months is run the sprinklers...my water bill is more than times above what it should be!

[Suthernlady]

We were placed on warnings about running ours a month ago. No using city water for lawns, ponds, fields or livestock. 1000 fine to those who did. absolutely no burning either...and 100.00 fine to anyone flinging their cigs from the fucking car.

But now we are wet wet wet...like me....lol!

Will send you some if I can...you are maybe too far north to get it. Bowling Green got some last night....but thats as far as it went.

[NaughtyKenn]

Damn, whole lot of fucking going on here.

[tanbuns]

Kenn, not a lot fucking yet but SL and I are discussing how to get wet!!

[Suthernlady]

Wet....yes indeed....fingers flowing with juices....sublime!

[NaughtyKenn]

Well SL forgot to say fuck!!! So when I get through with her punishment, she will be beyond wet, it will be running down her legs and pooling on the floor (kinda like labor day weekend ;-) Your fucked now darling, but in a good way.

[Suthernlady]

Well I was thinking fuck....so there...punish me all you like....put up or shut up....

Stretch that cock over here if you dare....;)

I wanna fuck you til your balls are flat!

[NaughtyKenn]

Fucking ouch, you know darling, thats a tall order. I wanna fuck you till you pass out and sleep for 4 hours... again!

[wizardwriter]

fuck, that's all I can say

[Zee Gal]

And when you pass out Kenn, TanBuns will take over as I watch from the fucking sideline!

[Carrot74]

Morbid fucken humor joke - the difference between golf and skydiving: golf you go "whack - FUCK!" and a wrong skydive goes "FUCK! - whack." Sorry - seen it happen.

[frozen_north]

Ouch, that fucking hurt. I've seen it too.

[NaughtyKenn]

Well Fuck.

Thought I would get my fuck in today, or fucks

[Zee Gal]

Can we please get back on to more pleasant ways and uses of FUCK???

Like:

I'm Fucking Horney!

Frozen, You owe me a good Fuck!

Wizard, you better be ready to give me a good Fucking!

etc, etc, etc,...

[NaughtyKenn]

Hey Stephy, wanna fuck... how is that?

[Zee Gal]

Let's fucking do it~!

Too bad TB had to go...

[frozen_north]

:) Any fucking time you're ready dahlin:)

[Zee Gal]

Just Fucking Do IT Frozen!

[frozen_north]

Then cum the fuck here dear:)

[Zee Gal]

I'm here and waiting for you to fucking whip it out!

[frozen_north]

*zip*whip*

cum gimme a kiss and I'll fuck you till you can't close your legs anymore:)

[Zee Gal]

I can't kiss you right now! I've got my my fucking full of you!

[frozen_north]

I can't kiss you right now! I've got my my fucking full of you!

*blink*blink*
yeefuckinghaw

[Zee Gal]

Oh Fuck! Mawwww, Slurp, Slurp, Yum! Hmmnnn. Ummnnnn! Uh, uh, uh, suck, suck. suck....

[frozen_north]

Oh yeah, fuck yeah.

Ummm, dahlin, you're about to have a fucking mouthful of man juice...

*did I actually SAY that?!?!*

[Zee Gal]

Fuck that!
I Want it on my fucking boobs after you fuck me, tit fuck me, fuck me again and again, and then you can let the juice fly!

[frozen_north]

baseball, must remember baseball...
rod fucking sterling...