Fuck!!!!!!

[davesmistress]

Damn I am working 5 fucking days and only getting 1 off....Ahhhhhhhh

Hi Frozen....dahling

[larrykay63]

been working between 50-60 hrs a week for the past fucking month.i took thur and fri off for a mini-fucking-vacation.

[frozen_north]

Why hello DM dahling, how the fuck are you?

[davesmistress]

I am fucking wonderful frozen dahling....How are you?...

[wizardwriter]

I've been off so long can't fucking remember, oh fuck, are we talking about fuckin' work? I got an allergy to that kinda fuckin' shit.

[davesmistress]

*sigh* wish I could fucking be allergic to work

[frozen_north]

LOL, I have a fucking coworker who tries to say that. Whenever we have to work with insulation he always claims that he is allergic to the stuff. Claims it makes him fucking itch...

[larrykay63]

makes me fucking itch too.thats why i avoid it whenever fucking possible.

[wizardwriter]

I never really avoided it, just wasn't no fuckin' good at it- never lasted two fuckin' years at any job, hell, only made it past a year on one- then i started my own company, which was cool, but the owner was a fuckin' prick-

[frozen_north]

The point is Larry, that it makes EVERYBODY fucking itch.

[wizardwriter]

4th fucked me up, I lost a day or two, but I'm betting I had a fuckin' good time

[frozen_north]

Where the fuck is everyone??

[davesmistress]

On Fucking Vacation I believe...not sure what has happened to Steph.....

[frozen_north]

Jees, I step out for a couple of days and the whole fucking place goes to hell. :)

[davesmistress]

HAhahaha Dont say that....I am still here...me and good ol Wizard...:(

Now I feel like fucking chopped liver....

[frozen_north]

Dahling, you are FAR fucking tastier than chopped liver. Far more fuckable too:D

[wizardwriter]

Hey, they're ain't nothing wrong with fucking chopped liver (sure can't eat it)

[davesmistress]

Ohhhhh thank you dahling.....*slurp* *slurp* for you my sweet.....

Ohhhhh Fuck

[frozen_north]

Right the fuck on:D

[davesmistress]

hahaha thought you might fucking enjoy that.....hahaha

[bobm14220]

Once upon a time, a young boy was called inside his home by his mother. They were dirt poor..

"Son, we need money for food. You need to sell your pet duck..So off the boy

went. On the way to town, the boy met a young prostitute. The prostitute

asked the boy for a few coins for a FUCK..The boy replied he did not have any

money, just his duck.. So the girl accepted the duck , and they started to FUCK.

When They were finished, the prostitute exclaimed..Your cock Is Fabulous, I must FUCK you again..So she gives back his duck, And once again ,they FUCK.

While walking thru the town, A car's horn startled the duck, and the duck was struck by the car, and was killed.. The boy cries at his loss..

The driver says to the boy..Don't cry, here is $100.00 for your duck...

The boy runs all the way home to present his mother with the money...


"OH my son, however did you get so much money for your pet duck?

Taking a deep breath, the boy explained....


"I got a FUCK for a duck.

A duck for a FUCK.

And a hundred bucks for a FUCKED UP DUCK!!:biggrinbandit:

[wizardwriter]

I needed to find me a fucking duck

[frozen_north]

Well, fuck a duck chuck.

[wizardwriter]

heard about duck fuckers, but ain't chuck a drake,
Hey, ain't fuckin' judge just a wondering

[frozen_north]

LOL, who the fuck knows...who the fuck CARES?? :)

[NaughtyKenn]

What the fuck, everything looks fucking different. What fucking happenned?

[davesmistress]

HAhaha we had a fucking Facelift....it take a bit to get used to...but I am likeing it now.

[frozen_north]

It got all kinds of fucked up...

[wizardwriter]

fuckin' A

[Suthernlady]

WEll how the fuck is everyone?

[wizardwriter]

Just done a fuckin' A, so a fuckin' B SL-

[Suthernlady]

HAHA....took me a minute on that one....brunette moment...sorry....;)

[wizardwriter]

tsk, tsk, tsk, you dropped your fuck there darling- not like you started this fucking thread- ah,hahaha-
You'd think we'd cut you some fuckin' slack after just getting back-
oh fuck, that's funny, not gonna happen SL

[Suthernlady]

Oh fuck....I did forget....

[wizardwriter]

gotta fucking be re-trained SL- I'm real good with fuck, but on the damn site I dropped two, both on my big toe, and they were fucking heavy damns

[Suthernlady]

LOL...weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell fuck it then....maybe I will just fuckin run the fuck away....how's that....

Fuck...these eyes must close....later....

[wizardwriter]

You can run, but you can't fucking hide-
have no fucking idea why not, what is that like fucking cheating? Damn fucking sayings got me scratching my head- oops now I'm really confused that wasn't my fucking head

[Suthernlady]

Well fuck....it's my fucking birthday! I am very grateful to live to see another one...but can anyfuckingbody tell me how to fucking get younger? The number I reached today is fucking depressing....yeah yeah....you can say it's just another number all you want...but ONLY if your fucking older than me....lol!

[larrykay63]

Happy Birthday Suthernlady.Hope you have a great fucking day and all of your wishes fucking come true. was that enough fucks?

[wizardwriter]

Hey Sl, happy-fucking-birthday, young lady-
Best way to get younger, hang out with fucking old people
Hell, at least you know what birthday it is- I'm betting it ends in a fuckin'-0-
can't remember how old I am half the time, was going to fucking tattoo on my arm, but it keeps fucking changing

[Suthernlady]

Thanks larrykay...you fucking did great!

HAHAHAHA Wizard so you're fucking suggesting I maybe pass time at the local old folks establishment....greeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeat...lol!

Well at least I aint all fucking wrinkled yet....that's a fucking plus!

[wizardwriter]

Well, ain't fucking old enough to be wrinkly, but don't worry about a few fucking gray hairs- just wish i only had a few

[larrykay63]

don't be sad SL...29 ain't that fucking old.

[NaughtyKenn]

well fuck, thats what I'll give you for your birthday, a mind numbing, sheet shredding, screaming out at the top of your lungs, neighbors calling the cops and animal control, multiple orgasm inducing fuck!!!

Ok then, I'll give you another one!!!

Wanna Fuck?

[NaughtyKenn]

Hey... to the fuckers in fucking charge, just f fucking yi, the fucking calendar is still fucked up, not fucking current, can't fucking become fucking current and therefore fucking useless. Just thought you would like to know FUCKERS!!!

Oh, in case you didn't get enough... F U C K !!!

[frozen_north]

What the fuck are you talking about ken?
BTW...Happy fucking birthday SL dahling:D

[NaughtyKenn]

Oh, I was just commenting on the calendar. Click on the link, next to "new posts". You will see what I fucking mean.

BTW, after I reread that last post of mine, it sounded a little harsh, but I am just fucking around on this fuck thread. Hope I didn't ruffle any feathers.

[frozen_north]

Don't worry, we fucking know. That's why I use smilies rather excessively on this thread:)

[wizardwriter]

http://www.sexstoriespost.com/forums/images/smilies/cwm27.gif
:cwm27:fuck smilies, http://www.sexstoriespost.com/forums/images/smilies/biggrinbandit.gif
:biggrinbandit:wanna just slap that silly fuck smirk http://www.sexstoriespost.com/forums/images/smilies/icon087.gif
:icon087:right off their little fuck face shttp://www.sexstoriespost.com/forums/images/smilies/icon196.gif
:icon196:
Okay I'm fucking better nowhttp://www.sexstoriespost.com/forums/images/smilies/icon196.gif
:icon196:

[wizardwriter]

see, why I don't like fucking smilies
(sit scratching head and ass) what the fuck happened???

[Suthernlady]

LOL...I don't fucking know what happened...but it sure as fuck is funny!

and thanks for the birthday wishes northy....;)

and Kenn...get your fucking ass out here so you can make those fucking threats come true....until then...stop fucking teasing me!

[wizardwriter]

Oh great, i fucked it up so bad, no one knows how the fuck i did it

[Suthernlady]

Who the fuck cares....it's got me fucking laughing......;)

[wizardwriter]

Well hell SL, guess you can just call me the fuckin' clown at ya'll's lil' ol' birthday party- Gotta tell ya only fuckin' ballon animal I do are worms
sorry darlin', said I was clown, didn't say fuck about being a good one

[Zee Gal]

Hey There! I'm still Fucking alive!
The fires didn't get us but we've been busy helping with rescues, relief efforts and helping relocate people!

Happy fucking B-Day SL!
May you get to Blow...
May you have many Fucking Orgasmns!

Kisses,

Steph

[wizardwriter]

Can't celebrate SL's fucking birthday no more - cause she's just another fuckin' day older- Not sure but I don't think her math is too good, because she subtracts each day, I thought you were supposed to fuckin' add them-

So, lets celebrate Zee Gal being fuckin' alive (crowd goes crazy)-
Unless anyone is celebrating Friday the fucking thirteenth-

[Zee Gal]

Wizard,

I'm planing on a great big blow-out!

I MUST have at least 13 major, mind-numbing, screaming, sweaty, thrashing, full body shake and shivering orgasmns in 1-hour. I will then get time to recover and do it again for another 12 hours so that I achieved 169 "O's" in a day.

Can you gals and guys help me out!

Let's start the fucking weekend!

[wizardwriter]

Zee- I'm no great fucking seer, but I think I know how the fire got started-
Whoa 169- well, I can probably give you half of them, but then stick me with a fork I'm fucking done-
and not really up on my English skills, but it looks like you meant to say
'Lets start the weekend fucking!'

PS- Did I just hear a fuckin' orgasm

[Zee Gal]

Wizard, it doesn't matter how we say it as long as we're doing it! Fucking, Weekend, Weekend, Fucking...they just go together either way!

Hey, I just noticed your down the highway from us...get your ass up here and service me with your wizardry skills!!! LOL!

Kisses,

Steph

[wizardwriter]

Um-m, love to Zee, but I see I have to fucking figure out how to get out of this new straight jacket they got me in. Old one was a piece o' fuckin' cake.

Plus I might have another minor fuckin' problem, there's a few towns I'm not allowed back in, Nevada City is one, Grass Valley if I try to play golf, Gold Town if I try to go to their fuckin' little shit-hole bar, well it's a pretty long fuckin' list

[Zee Gal]

Well Wizard,

Sounds like you've been a very bad boy!
You''l give me a good fantasy fuck just from what you stated so far...

I'm not into publicly naughty boys but if they do me right, who the fuck cares! Right??? Well, you're becoming the next fantasy fuck for me! I'd love to see you laying back in that straight jacket as I ride you and make you crazy since you can't touch me! Ha! Ha!

[wizardwriter]

Zee honey, I'm already fuckin' crazy, but I sure as hell don't mind being driven fuckin' crazier-
And I stopped being bad publically, had to I was running out of places to go-
Um-m, can't think of fuckin' nothing nicer than being your next fantasy fuck, but how about a little nipple lick, a nibble, um-m a long suck? I don't play favorites I'll give each equal time

[Zee Gal]

Ummmnnn Wizard, Playing with my nipples makes me hot and squishy!
Do a good job on them both and you'll be rewarded well!

Let me get your fuck stick out first so it's not constricted in your straight jacket and I can manipulate it at will...
Well, well, well...nice wizard wand there!

This may be more than just a quicky fuck here...

[wizardwriter]

Whoa, and I thought I was going to get a quick fuck (never going to get work done now, oh well). Being right handed I start with your left nipple, running my tongue around the edge before taking it in my mouth, sucking it before giving it a little bite and doing the same thing to your lovely right nipple

[Zee Gal]

Be patient Wizard!
I really enjoy a lot of boob play and nipple stimulation!
Now how can your hands be free if you're in the straight jacket??
I want to control and handle this situation!
Let me slap your face with my boobs and see your open mouth try and catch the nipples to nibble and suck!

I'm here for the major mind blowing orgasmns not just a quicky!
So I'm going to wax your wand and make sure you give me a good hard fuck!
Or at least I'm going to ride it since you're tied up and get a got fuck for the both of us!

[wizardwriter]

I strain but am at the end of my fucking chain, and can do nothing more than lick your luscious nipples. Want to start howling but know those pricks will be back in wit the cattle prod. I hump upwards trying to keep deep in that sweet pussy, hoping I might get titty slapped again

[frozen_north]

Hey wizard, what the fuck are you doing over here?

[Zee Gal]

Now that I have your wizard wand hard and erect, I enjoy the power I have making you lay back in your straight jacket with your hard stick out in the open!

I spread my lips and rub my wet opening back and forth along the length of your shaft making it twitch with anticipation of entering me. My wetness makes your shaft glisten as my hips glide back and forth and I lean over laughing as I twist my shoulders back and forth slapping your face with my heavy boobs.

Your open mouth and tongue try vainly to capture my hardening nipples unsuccessfully but eventually I slow down the booby-face slapping enough to allow you to catch my "trigger" nipple. Your teeth quickly bite down on the swelling nub as your lips close on my large aureola. A deep suction draws the rest of my boob in your mouth and I writhe in pleasure and pain. Your actions make me wetter and forget my place on your cock as I slide forward to the point that your head just clears my swelling clit and barely reaches my opening lips.

A growl and moan escape both our throats as you buck upwards and drive your shaft into my wet and waiting sex. You thrust in and furiously rock your hips as you maintain suction and the grip of your teeth on my sensitive nipple, causing me to scream. Your hips are rocking furiously and I do the same meeting your every thrust as we fuck eachother in a hot, sweaty mess!

A throaty possessed growl eminates from me demanding you fuck me good and proper! You bite down a little hard on my nipple making me scream, then you give the whole boob a good hard suction drawing my large, oversized aureola into your mouth as your tongue dances around the swollen, sensitive nub.

I'm bouncing off your lap as your hips pound into me and I twist my body around and lean back causing my boob to pop out of your mouth with a loud smack! The nipple and aureola are puffy and swelled beyond arousal and the sight of it excites me as I lean back and reach down to finger my clit and slide my fingers alongside your shaft!

Fuck me Wizard! Fuck Me! Fuck Me good and Hard!

[wizardwriter]

Ah fuck, guess I was dreaming, I really got cut out the tequila at night or do it in fucking moderation, just the one bottle-
Anyone see Zee Gal, fuckin' straight jacket

[frozen_north]

Hi Zee, how the fuck are you?

You know dahling, something tells me that that isn't exactly what they meant by the "Fuck" thread... :D

[Zee Gal]

Frozen,

we're chasing eachother around in several threads here.

Care to join my fuck fantasy so I can make myself cum???

[frozen_north]

Lol, actually I'm trying to catch up with freedom. She's supposed to be helping me with a story so I can stop concussing myself:) But I'll join you for a quickie:)

[Zee Gal]

Just thinking that after I finish fucking or being fucked by Wizard here, I can picture you standing there stroking yourself watching me take advantage of this restrained guy with a nice cock!

[frozen_north]

Dahlin, you're starting to give me a fucking hard on...

[Zee Gal]

I already pictured you stroking it for me!

GOD I NEED TO FUCKING CUM!!!

[frozen_north]

GOD, I wish I were that fucking long dahlin:) :) :)

[Zee Gal]

Damn It!

I just got a call and now I'm all wet, horney, naked and I have to go out without fucking cumming!!!

Wizard and Frozen, we need to resume this sometime soon!

Kisses,

Steph

[frozen_north]

sigh...

Given the chance, I'd fuck your brains out sideways:)

[wizardwriter]

What the fuck happened? I'm feeling nice warm pussy, then BAM gone and I got a draft- boy, this is gonna drive the interns fucking crazy trying to figure out how I got my fucking pecker out my straight jacket

[frozen_north]

And with your hands tied behind your fucking back too:)

[wizardwriter]

Um-m, this going to take some fucking talking, on the plus side think I'll go down yonder and fucking check out the new night nurse

[frozen_north]

oooo. Can I come along, just for fucking laughs?

[wizardwriter]

hell yeah, i can fucking chase her your way but can't catch her

[frozen_north]

I can catch her and tie her the fuck up for you. :)

[wizardwriter]

Owe you a fuckin' beer frozen, now I can get her back for using that cattle prod so fucking much-

[frozen_north]

cattle prod??? No one mentioned that she had a fucking cattle prod. Now I gotta try and hogtie a girl who's fucking ARMED?!?!

[wizardwriter]

yeah, she's got arms, and you get used to the fuckin' cattle prod pretty quick, course she nail you in the nuts, you're gonna be numb for a bit, well a fucking day or two

[Suthernlady]

Fuck Friday the 13th is almost over....thank fucking Jose'! Hey Zee baby...nice to fucking see you.

This day was not good...I dislocated one of my only typing fingers...yeah..yeah...I am one of those fuckin pecker typers. So now its in a fucking splint...taped to the other fucking finger next to it...so I am one handed typing....fuk this shit! Oops...sorry....

Fuck!

[Suthernlady]

Y'all are fucking hilarious!

[wizardwriter]

that's only way I fuckin' know Sl, typed over 3,000,000 words, got one strong finger if you ladies are interested-
gotta fuckin run giving gypsy and freedom butt rubs at the bohemian bar- best Fri. the fuckin' 13th I've ever had- Sorry SL

[Suthernlady]

lol

[wizardwriter]

shit fucking screwing around and lost my ladies-
fuck now I'm going to have go harass the night nurse-

[Suthernlady]

u r nuts.....fuckin nuts!

[wizardwriter]

certified SL fuckin' certified, it's okay I found freedom, got her tied up at the bar and grill gotta fuckin' go-

[Suthernlady]

You are trippin....lol...forgot the fuck. I just took half a pain pill...now I rmember why I do not do drugs! Fuck the screen is getting funny....lol!1

[Suthernlady]

When the fuck do you sleep Wizardman?

[wizardwriter]

Yep, SL that's what they fucking do to me- the missus loves them, so any time I go anywhere to the detist for a check up I was supposed to whine- took me a while to learn- was getting my hand stitched up after nicking it with a fucking saw, and doc asks if I need pain pills I say 'shit I don't even need the shot of novacaine just stitch the damn thing up.' so he done it and once outside she read me the riot attack, knowing I'd never hear the fucking end of it I had to go back in whining until I got the damn things
If I'm fucking crazy it's women who done it to me-

[Suthernlady]

lol...you r goofy.....good thing u stay away from drugs....no telling what could happen...lol!

[wizardwriter]

no fucking doubt about that, good god damn thing ladies like fucking goofy- told you I was flirt, and they all love goofy- see I'm sly like a goofy fuckin' fox

[Suthernlady]

your not fucking flirting....are you? am i that fuckin high not to notice? i just think your funny as fuckin hell! no wait...hell aint funny....um well fucking funny as all get out!

[wizardwriter]

I'm going to hell, it's gonna be fuckin' funny cause I'm taking over- and I'm always flirtin' darling- don't mean I'm gonna do anything but i'm always flrting

[Suthernlady]

Well u certainly have a unique style....I'll hand u that....pretty sneaky too....glad I'm onto ya....lol!

[wizardwriter]

Hey, told ya'll I was fucking sneaky- you don't flirt with friends? I'm terrible but I got a strict code- you're as safe with me as you would be with Clinton, nah just fuckin' kidding, but you're perfectly safe with me- I'm one of the last honest friends, that's my code in a nutshell- or maybe it's me in a fuckin nutshell

[bobm14220]

Fucking Eh?

[wizardwriter]

Fuck short and sweet, that's what this fucking thread needs-
How the fuck are ya Bob, fuck I spelled it backwards, oh well fuck it, it's fuckin' Saturday, right?

[g00ber]

fuck I'm bored, cheer me up wizard or I'll set hamish on to you :p

[wizardwriter]

how about I trip over my fuckin balls, always gets a hearty fuckin' chuckle from the ladies- You do know I fuckin' play baseball right?

[g00ber]

with the SMALL fucking bat? How the fuck would I know lol

[g00ber]

Fuck, do you trip over your balls after DM has removed them ?

[wizardwriter]

fuck it's American, all fuckin' Americans know everybody else knows everything about America because we're fuckin' cool- So, when we correct yoU on all yoUr misplaced U's just take it from Us we fUckin' know what we're talking about we're fucking Americans dammit-
fuck, I smell a jihad in the air-

[wizardwriter]

yeah, cause DM won't let me take off that fuckin' mask (that should count as two). No big deal I'm used to it, and sewed a fuckin' zipper into my nut sack. Nice and easy, plus as a bonus i never lose my fucking car keys no more

[NaughtyKenn]

What the fuck!!!

There, thats my fucking contribution to this thread today.

[wizardwriter]

A double fuck, that's a great fucking contribution, seeing as it's a fucking damn fine sunny fuckin' Saturday

[g00ber]

Well fuck me, it is spelt COLO......U.......R, fuck can't you spell worth a fuck. I am gonna have hamish fuck you right up the fuckin ass crack with no lube:)

[wizardwriter]

Come on, fuck it's just a 'u' that deserves a sentence with no lube- fuck me! that's cruel and unsual punishment

[g00ber]

fuck I suppose it is. Take your medicine like a man, or woman as this case may be:)

[wizardwriter]

He better be quick I gotta a fuckin' date

[Suthernlady]

I'm sorry I cant say the f word on Sunday....have a nice day...got to get busy!

[wizardwriter]

What the hell Sl, there ain't no fuckin 'f' in Sunday

[Suthernlady]

LOL!!!...you goofy! Later gator....

[wizardwriter]

Hey lets to the Country Joe McDonald bit- Give me an 'F'

Oh fuck, everyone's look at me as if I'm off my meds- Woodstock?

Not fuckin' Woodstock 2
fuck where's my walker
See ya Sl

[davesmistress]

Well I can say F U C K on sunday...Ill just say it once though...

And Hey I dont take no Balls off nobody...I like to tease and tie them up maybe...tee hee hee

[wizardwriter]

DM- You mean i got that zipper in my nut sack for no fuckin' reason

[davesmistress]

HAhahaha Yep...If I was gonna change you from a Rooster to A Hen...boy howdy you would sure as Fuck know about it...hahahaha

[wizardwriter]

Fuck Dm now i need a fuckin' ice pack-
was doing research for freedom's story- looking into cock piercing- Ow fuck me! That shit hurt me, and it takes months for the bad boys to heal, ain't no way it can give that much pleasure to a lady to be worth it- course I reckon some ain't done for fuckin' ladies-
Fuck I need the ice pack, my dick and nuts ain't fuckin' pin cushions

[davesmistress]

HAhahah I fucking agree...those look painful....I think we have a few pictures here on the Forum of cock pierceing......Dont want it done for me...If I need to ring a cock Ill do it with a regular cock ring...hahahahaha

[wizardwriter]

my kinda lady, now fuckin' spank me

[NaughtyKenn]

What are we fucking going on about now?

Ah fuck it.

sometimes it just feels good to say FUCK!!!

[Suthernlady]

saying fuck doesnt feel half as good as doing it....

[NaughtyKenn]

THats for Damn fucking sure... hey, you wanna do it (fuck I feel like I am in sixth grade saying that).

[wizardwriter]

fuck 6th grade was the toughest 3 years of school

[Suthernlady]

Fuck! I ran from the fellas in the 6th grade....if they caught me...they tied me to the monkey bars...and left me. No kissy kissy...no nothing...just tied me up and said see ya....

[Suthernlady]

fuck 6th grade was the toughest 3 years of school

LMAO!!!!

[NaughtyKenn]

Hey, I think this is my 1000th fucking post. And I couldn't think of a better thread than this one to yell YAY ONE FUCKING THOUSAND!!!!!!!

[frozen_north]

Congratufuckinglations!!!!!:) :) :)

[NaughtyKenn]

(in the voice of Elvis) thank you, thankyou very much.

[Suthernlady]

Congragufuckrations....hot fucking dawg! DM will being giving you an award for this....I think I am already at 1000....

[Suthernlady]

heck fire and brimstone! I am at 2000!

[NaughtyKenn]

oh shut the fuck up, why you always got to one up me. Fuck, I swear (guess I just did).

[Suthernlady]

LOL....well fuckin fine then....You get an award for 1000...but nothing for 2000...darling....so there....

[NaughtyKenn]

If DM's award to me has anything to do with a strap on or a collar, she can keep that fucking shit to herself. Fuck, sometimes that woman scares me (sometimes).

OH hi DM, just fuckin with ya... bring it on.

[wizardwriter]

I was gonna post fuckin' something but an original '69 Roadrunner came on TV all the blood rushed to my dick and I lost my fuckin' train of thought-
Wern't nutin' like muscle cars back in the day

[Suthernlady]

woof! LOL!

[NaughtyKenn]

Whats this in your little signature quote SL, something about you wanting to be teabagged? Oooops, forgot to say fuck.

[NaughtyKenn]

Meep meep... oh, sorry, not that kind of fucking road runner.

[Suthernlady]

I like old cars....and tea bags....lol!

[wizardwriter]

Well, all the blood rushed out of my fucking dick when the bidding went past 70,000 dollars, in '69 coulda bought the car and a fuckin' house to put it in-
Oh yeah, Congats NK & SL, rate I fuckin' post I'm only a month away, and I'm not afraid of DM, cause she fuckin' promised me my nuts would stay in the general vincity of the rest of me.

[wizardwriter]

They were a fuckin' pair of '70 Superbirds- '69 Roadrunner bodies- built to the hilt with spoilers- first fuckin' sold for $110,000 second $130,000-
'72 I paid $4,200 for a primo '69 Roadrunner (gave it away in '76 to a buddy)- this is me hopping around trying to kick myself in the fuckin' ass-

[frozen_north]

Aw, come the fuck on and hurry the fuck up ken. I passed you ages ago.

[Zee Gal]

Aw Fuck! The Monday Fucking Blues comes again...

[wizardwriter]

Zee did you have a long fuckin' Sunday, darling? Monday fucking blues is damn near over-
I know the Monday fucking blues came again-
course then the day wouldn't been fucking blue

[Zee Gal]

Yeah Wizard. It was a long weekend.
Even though its almost evening, my day is just begining!
I have to work to recover from my weekend!

[Dragola]

You forgot the fucking fuck!

[Zee Gal]

FUCK! See how bad I am???
I'm all Fucked up and not the way I normally wish to be!

Thanks for setting me fucking straight Dragola!

[wizardwriter]

Hell, had more than a few fucking weekends like that, needed to go to work to rest, but every since I owned my own company the boss has been a fucking prick

[Zee Gal]

Well, Tuesday is looking a lot better!

Might be a good day to Fuck, to get Fucked, or just to Fuck around!

[wizardwriter]

Even on a bad day a good fuck will do you good, course a bad fuck isn't exactly a bad fuck-
Zee, just another pearl of wisdom from Mr. fuckin' Wizard

[NaughtyKenn]

Fuckin A to that WW!!!

[wizardwriter]

yep that's what they say 'no such thing as a bad fuck, some are just better than others'

[Zee Gal]

My Hubby used to say:

If you don't fuck; that's shit.
If you don't shit, That's FUCKED!

[wizardwriter]

Um-m, I can see that-
Just as long as you keep them fucking separated two actions not fucking one

[Zee Gal]

Wizard, so True!
Of course, there are some sick individuals that seem to think the two go together...Yeech!

[wizardwriter]

musta riled ya Zee you dropped your fuck, oh i got it, here you go Zee, fuck away

[frozen_north]

How the fuck are all you fuckers?

[davesmistress]

We are fan fucking tastic....how are you Frozen?

Wizard such a gentleman...picking up a ladies Fuck for her...hahahaha

[frozen_north]

Fucking freezing:D

[davesmistress]

Freezing?.....is it winter out your way?

It is so fucking hot here I can not stand it....UGHHHHH

[frozen_north]

Nah, just fucking with you (mind, I'd rather be FUCKING you...:D )
It's actually rather hot today, almost 70.

[davesmistress]

Hahahaha shit that would be a fucking Picnic here lately....it was 92 here today.

Come on big boy....But you know I get to do it also....Hee hee

[frozen_north]

:), 92?!?! I'd fucking DIE!!!

[davesmistress]

Yep and that was just today....supposed to be that fucking hot all week....the nights are nice...in the 60's

[wizardwriter]

hey frozen, make a damn choice and shut the fuckin' refrigerator door-
I used to do a lot of re-models, scheduling them in the fuckin' summer so I could wiork indoors, they were older homes with smaller a/c's I'd pop the front off so i could keep my beer there , killing two birds with one stone-
Now, that's how to beat the fuckin' heat DM

[davesmistress]

Hahahaha I dont do beer though......Well Anymore....I could keep my Diet coke in there I fucking suppose

[frozen_north]

I would, but how do you shut the door on a fucking glacier???

[wizardwriter]

use a very big fuckin' crow bar

[frozen_north]

Wizard, has anybody ever told you that you are a fucking nut???

[wizardwriter]

Ah, yeah are you a fucking physic frozen, cause everybody does, it's a fucking mystery to me

[Suthernlady]

Good fucking morning to all you NUTS!

[wizardwriter]

Hiya pretty lady not so loud, all the fucking squirrels will hear, and I won't get anything done except beating off fucking squirrels- hahaha, don't call PETA they fucking like it

[Zee Gal]

Happy Fucking Hump Day!

Hey Wizard, you getting any rain down your way?
It's wet up here and I'm not talking between my legs (that's almost always wet!)

[wizardwriter]

Hm-m, damn Zee just the thought of you always wet gets me in the same condition-
Gray and overcast making it fucking muggy but I live in Citrus Heigths 30 mi. east of Sac and I heard they were supposed to get a little sprinkles- You know how it is in the valley we don't all get rain at the same time-
Son lives 5-10 minutes away (depends if I take the sidewalks or not) and calls up the other night (It's raining to beat all hell here we need to double check that roof it's raining there)
I tell him, 'Who the fuck is 'we' then laugh and tell him it's bone dry-

PS- maybe one of these fuckin' days I oughta wander up in the hills and check out how wet, Zee-
Hell, always wanted to be a meteorologist, just couldn't spell it

[NaughtyKenn]

The fucking forecast calls for a little (make that a lot) of moisture in Zee's Valley, which could make for a slippery ride.

[wizardwriter]

slippery rides are the fucking best

[NaughtyKenn]

Fuck yea they are. I especially like sweaty sex, when your and her entire body is covered and glistening and slippery wet. Things really start sliding then and I could fuck an armpit or the crook of a knee then if I was so inclined.

[wizardwriter]

Um-m, blind man fucking, cool
I'm not one for heat, but don't turn down pussy, and the missus was wishing we had a sauna, cause she liked getting laid in the heat. So I kicked off the dryer vent and turned the laundry room into a fuckin' playroom.

[NaughtyKenn]

LMAO WW, now thats using the other head, very innovative.

What is it, are we the only ones on here right now, where the fuck is everyone else?

C'mon you fuckers!!!

[wizardwriter]

who knows, folks disappear all the time, something about fucking work-
Only trouble with the dryer vent, it fucked that room up humidty peeled the paint, dry-rotted the walls, curled the lino- what the fuck it was a rental, and worth it

[frozen_north]

Where the fuck is everybody??

[wizardwriter]

been slow all morning must be a fucking weekday

[frozen_north]

What fucking day of the week is it? I've lost track...

[wizardwriter]

all I know is it ends in fucking 'day'

[frozen_north]

sigh...
So, when the fuck does Zee Gal show up??

[wizardwriter]

Fuck, you missed her too. I think i ran them all off, and I really should get to writing, but fuck it-

[Zee Gal]

Hey Frozen! I pop in every so often when I can but busy during work hours.
Sorry we keep playing tag but now I guess your "it"

Don't drive yourself fucking crazy today!

[wizardwriter]

Zee, too late, he was already fucking crazy to begin with-
course dudette, you drive all of us dudes fuckin' crazy (more of a walk to me, really just a step right of the edge of sanity)-

[Zee Gal]

Wizard,

Is you address somewhere in the Edge of Insanity, in the state of Confusion?

That's one fucking crowded place!

[frozen_north]

I fucking missed her again!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[wizardwriter]

dude, the little minx, does it on fucking purpose, but we know Zee's no tease

[wizardwriter]

no Zee, my dearest luv, I'm at the Cusp of Sanity, in the State of Delusion, which is right outside of Utter Fuckin' Euphoria-
Well, long as my meds are fuckin' working-

[frozen_north]

Only when you fucking take them...

[wizardwriter]

hey, can't fucking help it if I got a fuckin' swallowing problem, I think it's a deep seated long ago fucking camp issue

[frozen_north]

LOL.

Now, if we could only get some business in the fucking bar...

[wizardwriter]

Aye, be a bad thin' when ye cants give away a beer, don't they know it ain't Coors light, it's real beer

[frozen_north]

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

[wizardwriter]

a quadruple fuck +1- guess you don't want a Coors light

[Suthernlady]

FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[wizardwriter]

SL your poor finger bothering you still, or just getting tired (the 1 at the end)
didn't forget my 'fuck,' just couldn't fit it in talking to a lady- course I'm disregarding fucking entry above

[Suthernlady]

LOL you are fuuuuuuuuucked up....

[wizardwriter]

Hey sweetheart, what the fuck are you doing here I'm dancing with you at the bar

[Suthernlady]

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell....its a long fucking story. And I gotta get to sleep. Fuck...

[wizardwriter]

Fuck, me too
Fuck me
Fuck

[Suthernlady]

I'm fucking fixing to get off....you watch...Zee gal will get on once I'm gone....dang woman...cant ever catch her!

[wizardwriter]

there you go with them straight lines again lil' lady I don't know how much more i can fuckin' take SL, I'm trying to fuckin' behave

[NaughtyKenn]

Hmmmm, now I am fucking wondering what you and the suthernly one have been up too WW.

[wizardwriter]

Hey, i'm trying to fuckin' behave, not giving her any zingers to such easy setups. Besides she blushes when she re-reads what she wrote, so it's fuckin' funny enough, and I don't have to point out the first two lines- but you can tell, how red does she really get?

[Suthernlady]

Kenn not one fucking word....;)

[wizardwriter]

he don't have to, hahaha, you get red as a sunburn, darling, and I bet he finds it cute as hell- A man does like to get his lady blushing-
Oh well, I won't say anything, hahaha-

I'll throw a fuck or two around for the fuck of it- See ya SL, feel that heat- fuckin' sun musta moved closer

[Zee Gal]

I am honestly not trying to fuck with everyone's mind! It's just that I can't get on her at a consistent time when everyone is on and I only have some short spots of time in the day to check in.

So here I am again after everyone has been here and I will check a few threads and post my smart ass fucking comments then leave. Rest assured, I'll be checking in later to drop a fuck here and there...

Kisses,

Steph

[wizardwriter]

whoa mission accomplished, fuckin' A Zee

[frozen_north]

godfuckingdamit!!!

[wizardwriter]

fuck dude, you need to get you a dudette alert

[frozen_north]

fuckin-Aright I do...

[wizardwriter]

probably won't do you no fuckin' good I think Zee has super stealth powers

[Neurotica]

Absofuckinglutely.

[wizardwriter]

Um-m, the lady slipped the fuck away again

[Suthernlady]

Ok...ooooooooook....let me say....Zeeeeeeeeeeee I fucking miss you! I just love reading your post...so energetic. Yes they fuckin are. One of these days I will catch up to your sexy ass....and we will bring the house down...and you'll make me blush of course.

[wizardwriter]

Don't get me fucking started SL

[Suthernlady]

silly ole bear.....;)

[wizardwriter]

Hey SL, I ain't no instigator just an observer
Fuck it, I can't put a fuck in there without destroying the whole fucking concept. I'm fucked again

[Suthernlady]

You have me laughing so hard at times...I cant even think of a fuckin cum back...lol! Yes yes that was intential...heck you been seeing straight lines from me anyways...might as well think real hard and put forth my best efforts.

[wizardwriter]

Bravo, fucking bravo, throw roses at the lady-
Oops sorry, I'm new at this, guess I oughta taken them outta the vase

[Suthernlady]

dang I think he just threw a vase at me....glad I bent over to pick up that dime.

[wizardwriter]

Not only did you drop the dime you dropped your fuck
Damn SL, you got fucked out of the dime, roses, and free fuck

[Zee Gal]

Naw, she just bent over and gave me the perfect target to fucking slurp up!
Fucking Yum!

SlugBug!

Ha!Ha!

Kisses,

Steph

[wizardwriter]

Well, then fuck the dime

[Zee Gal]

Nope!
The fucking dime is a bit to small for me...

[wizardwriter]

no ma'am I meant throw away the fucking dime if you were going to take care of her sweetness SL is still around, should be catching any sec. fuck

[Suthernlady]

omg Slugbug....you are always such the horneyone...hahahahhahah!

[wizardwriter]

fuck, think it's friday

[Zee Gal]

My motto for today is:

TGIF = Thank God it's FUCK day!

[NaughtyKenn]

Have a great fucking weekend everybody I'm fucking out of here.

[wizardwriter]

Fuck see ya

[frozen_north]

and I fucking missed her again...

[wizardwriter]

dude I told her to track you the fuck down, she caught up with SL minutes after you left fuckin' yesterday

[frozen_north]

Just my fucking luck.

[Zee Gal]

Happy Fucking Monday!

Or...It's back to work to recover from the weekend Monday...

[wizardwriter]

fuck there was a weekend, where

[Zee Gal]

It got Fucked away Wizard!
It got Fucked away!!!

[wizardwriter]

Aye, sure as fuck did Zee

[usafslut]

well mine is closer to what southern lady started with - so my favorite is a simple on "please fuck me in my butt" :)