Fuck!!!!!!

[NaughtyKenn]

Chinga, tu es Espanol? But from Spain, or from Portagal (fuck however you spell it)

[Zee Gal]

Well over here in the Republik of Kalifornia....

We speak Fucking "Spanglish"...

[Dragola]

I can fucking pass myself off as a mute spanish or portuguese...but no.

[NaughtyKenn]

What the fuck, am I gonna have to name off every fucking country over there?

French, German, Austrian?

[Dragola]

I'm telling you...you won't fucking get it...with that, I'm off to fucking bed...

[NaughtyKenn]

Fucking pussy, ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!

[Zee Gal]

Wonder if he's from some older forgotten fucking country like Armenia or Uzbekistan???

[davesmistress]

Hello all you crazy Fuckers...

He will never tell you.....He loves the game yall....He is fucking crazy...hahaha

[Zee Gal]

Mistress, You are probably right...

However, I get the feeling you may fucking know something that we don't???

[davesmistress]

Hahahaha not really....I have chatted with him from time to time...he is a bit of a mystery though...Doesnt really like to talk about himself.

Ohhh shit I forgot the Fuck....here we fucking go...hahahah

[NaughtyKenn]

Well the fucker better tell me if I guess right!!!

What the fuck is Uzbekistanfuck or whatthefuckever?

[NaughtyKenn]

And if its fucking something like wales or some shit like that, thats still a limey Brit!!!

[NaughtyKenn]

Fuck fuck fuck, I gotta fucking get out the fuck out of here. FUCK!!!

[davesmistress]

Hahahha Kenn you are Fucking Crazy...hahahahahahaa

[NaughtyKenn]

Ha ha ha, like a fucking fox!!! I think thats how the fuckin saying goes.

[davesmistress]

Hahahha Yep thats what the fuck it is...hahaha

[Zee Gal]

You guys, (and the Lady) are too Fucking funny!

[NaughtyKenn]

Fuck, I haven't even gotten fuckin started. You ain't seen fuckin nothin yet!!!

TGIfuckingF!!!

[Zee Gal]

Fuck! Fuck! FUCK!!!!

Why was it so damn difficult to get on the forum today???

It seems like every now and then I have a problem where the server is overrun and just not accessible!

FUCK! I went crazy trying to see what everyone had to say today!

[NaughtyKenn]

Well rest assured, on this thread the word "FUCK" will be said. Now who to fuck, how to fuck, where to fuck, when to fuck, why to fuck is entirely fucking up to you!!!

Oh and just in case you missed it FUCK

[Dragola]

I love fucking around with the fact that nobody can fucking understand what I actually am. Though to be fucking fair to you Kenn, people who've seen my face and chatted to me have a hard fucking time figuring out what I am too

[tanbuns]

I agree Steph, what is a fucking data base error?

[NaughtyKenn]

Who gives a fuck, just know I can't fucking get on here when it happens. I got your data base error hanging right fucking here!!!

[NaughtyKenn]

Fuck, there goes another fucking monitor, I gotta stop thumping these things with my fucking cock. Any other stress relieving suggestions?

[Zee Gal]

Lets all get together and fucking relieve some of the fucking stress???

[NaughtyKenn]

Ha ha, Steph, you are killing me, just fucking killing me.

[tanbuns]

Steph, a threesome with Ken would certainly relieve some fucking stress...

[Zee Gal]

Wait! We can't just make it a Threesome!

I have to respect and ask Suthernlady to join in too!

[tanbuns]

Poor Ken, he will never survive it..lol

I have to catch a plane shortly so I will have to leave soon...

[Zee Gal]

Fuck TanBuns! The world traveler is heading for the Mile High Club again???

[tanbuns]

Ha ha, I am going to sleep for a few hours so I can stay up when I get home..

[Zee Gal]

Ooohhhh!
House guest for the weekend???

Fuck!

[tanbuns]

Maybe Saturday night....If I am fucking bad enough....lol

[Zee Gal]

TB,

When you're bad, You're Fucking Loud, Nasty, and Ultra Fucking GOODDDD!!! LOL!

[Dragola]

All this fucking praise you get tanbuns...I'm really fucking curious as to how fucking good you really are...

That's not to say that Steph's caught my fucking eye...and maybe something else too...

[NaughtyKenn]

Poor Ken, he will never survive it..lol

Oh don't worry about me, I find a way to survive, but if not... what a fucking way to go!

[Dragola]

That is a fucking way to go...fucked to death...

[NaughtyKenn]

Thats what I am fucking talking about.

[Dragola]

So..yeah...fucking dying fucking...

[Zee Gal]

Sex and Death... What a weird combination!

Hubby always says he'd love to pass on while we're fucking...

He thinks it would be a wild experience to be Cumming and Going at the same time!

He's a sick Perverted fucker...

[Dragola]

Well, there aren't many better fucking ways to die...

[NaughtyKenn]

Where the fuck did all my fucking playmates go. Fuck!!!

[Zee Gal]

Still lurking around you fucking hunk!

[NaughtyKenn]

there once was a fuck who fucked and fucked till his fucking fucker fell off, then he was fucked.

[NaughtyKenn]

Oh fuck, never been called a fucking hunk before, thanks for the ego boost. ;-}

[davesmistress]

HAhahahahah Kenn you fucking crazy freak...hahahahaha

[Zee Gal]

If you don't Fuck that's shit...
But, If your don't shit...THAT"S FUCKED!!

[Dragola]

Yeah, I got no fucking clever phrase to say with fuck in it...so fuck it...

[NaughtyKenn]

Yes, fucking true, you would be fucking constipated, with blue balls.

[Zee Gal]

That God its Fucking friday!

And any of you got some fucking fun plans???

[Dragola]

Got no FUCKING plans for the weekend...and with that, I fucking sign off!

[SirSexAlot256]

Fuck you and the fucking horse you road in on!!!!!!

[davesmistress]

Hellooooo SSP how the Fuck is everybody tonight?

[Zee Gal]

It's a new Fucking Week!

Welcome to Manic Monday!

[NaughtyKenn]

Yay, I get to be under Steph, fuck yea, I am sure you'll find I am an excellent fuck up.

[Zee Gal]

Kenn you are a fucking crack up!

[NaughtyKenn]

No Steph, if my fucking crack was up, that would be an entirely different fucking position. Though I wouldn't fucking complain.

[davesmistress]

HAhaha its so fucking good to see yall...it has been very fucking quiet around here.

[NaughtyKenn]

Nice to fucking see you too DM, well, I don't actually fucking see you... that you know of... get your fucking hand out of there!!!

[davesmistress]

Hahahahhahaa Hey I thought I unstalled all the hidden fucking Cameras....Ooops caught with my hand in the coochie jar...hahahahah

[NaughtyKenn]

Ha ha ha ha, thats fucking funny, the coochie jar, thats a new one to me.

[davesmistress]

Hahahah Thanks....I thought it was fucking fitting...hahaha

[NaughtyKenn]

Hmmm, has me fucking wondering now, just what IS fucking fitting in your coochie jar?

[davesmistress]

Hee hee hee...Lets just say that it is a fucking double header....he heehhehe

[NaughtyKenn]

Oh fuck, you don't fucking mess around. Fucing scared of you (not really).

[Zee Gal]

Too Fucking Funny!!
You Two are just too Fucking funny!

[davesmistress]

Sometimes a girls just gotta get her fuck on...hahahahaha

[NaughtyKenn]

Fuck yea, but with a double headed fucker, you get two holes for the price of one. Fucked in stereo!!!

[davesmistress]

Hhahah all I can fucking say...hahahahahaha

It is quite the stimulating experience....

[NaughtyKenn]

Well fuck, is no one else posting this fucking morning except us? What the fuck?!? C'mon all you horny fuckers, get to fucking posting, I am getting fucking tired of carrying this fucking board. Ah fuck it!!!

[Zee Gal]

Well, we're out of town and I'm just popping in and out seeing what you horney fuckers are up to...

I'll try to add my two cents worth when I can...

[NaughtyKenn]

I thought you were out of town, fuck you are talented, you can be somewhere else and still manage to fuck around on here. Three cheers for Steph, fuck, fuck, fuckray (hey, whos Ray?)

Oh and Steph, your two tits... I mean two cents are always welcome.

[Zee Gal]

Well All,

I am out of town and having somewhat of sexy vacation.
We are guests at private home/resort and will have some great tales to tell when we return!

In the mean time, I am having fun but between fucks and chime in time-to-time!!!

Kisses,

Steph

[NaughtyKenn]

Well fuckin glad someone is getting a little fucky fucky.

[Zee Gal]

Damn! I was hoping this place would be more active and that I could show some of our fuck friends the fun we have here!

Well Fuck, maybe I'll just check back from time to time...

[davesmistress]

Sorry Steph...It has been really slow the last couple days.....and I just woke up fom my nap....hahahah didnt mean to take a fucking nap....but I did.

[NaughtyKenn]

Must have wore you out, having you slide up and down my fucking pole. Ha ha ha ha ha!!!

[Zee Gal]

The way you two have been fucking around with eachother on the last couple of posts, it's no wonder you needed a fucking nap Mistress!

[NaughtyKenn]

Fuck Steph, any fuck friend of yours can be a fuck friend of mine. I have been trying to spice things up, but then some fucking people go and take naps, what the fuck?

Oh well, heres to a tongue in your slit and a finger in your ass (maybe 2), best I can do for the time being.

[Zee Gal]

Kenn Dear,

You've got my curiousity up, amongst my libido...

Does a certain other "friend" of ours mind having a digit or two in a certain region???

Just for giggles, you've got my fucking ass a wiggling!

[NaughtyKenn]

Steph, LMAO, to be honest, I don't know, haven't tried that. Usually, my mouth and tongue (and teeth) are more than enough to do the trick in a major way. Any added stimuli is not necessary, and I don't want to kill her ha ha ha. With her, I am certain that we have only scratched the surface, both of us being imaginative and creative, and I know that the experiences can only get hotter and better.

Glad to be able to get that fucking ass of yours wiggling, I am sure someone will put that motion to good use.

[Zee Gal]

Kenn,

Getting me to wiggle my arse here has stirred up some attention and now fondling to my fucking glutes... some nice hands are doing the fondling!

[NaughtyKenn]

Ok, I am already horny as a motherfucker, go ahead, I predict a good fucking for you Steph.

[Zee Gal]

Kenn,

Back to my question...

I could imagine if in the heat of the moment, you "tested penetrating new territory" and the individual in question jumped suddenly and slapped you asking, " What the fuck are doing???"

My be best to leave it alone until it is disclosed to be an available fuck zone...

In the mean time, you can use mine as an imaginary surrogate...

[Dragola]

I wanna fucking use your ass!

[frozen_north]

Wtf??

[davesmistress]

Ok...so I wore my fucking ass out sliding up and down that pole.....hahaha

[frozen_north]

And I fucking missed it?! Shit!!

[davesmistress]

HAhahahah yes you fucking did.....I think you said you were writing?

[frozen_north]

sigh, yes, and now I'm fucking stuck...

[davesmistress]

Well just dont start banging your head on the fucking table....

[frozen_north]

Nope, not today. I'm just stuck, not totally fucking locked up.

[davesmistress]

Ok well thats a fucking relief....Id hate to see a goose egg...

[frozen_north]

Well dahling:), If I do, then you can come the fuck over here, kiss it and make it better. :)

[davesmistress]

Ok...its a fucking deal.....hahahaha :)

[frozen_north]

Ok, here goes.
*head desk/head desk/head desk*
OW! FUCK! THAT HURT!!

[davesmistress]

Jumps in a Fucking plane.....hang on hang on....Im cumming...hehehehheheh

[frozen_north]

Yee fucking haw!!!!

[davesmistress]

Hhahahahhha....you are fucking crazy also...hahahaha

[NaughtyKenn]

"hey, your a crazy bitch, but ya fuck so good..."

What the fuck is up this morning all you horny fuckers.

and just for good measure Fuck!!!, Fucking, Fucked

[davesmistress]

HAhahahaha A Crazy Fucking Bitch!!!!......hahahahahah Now I have heard it all.

I am fanfuckingtastik......How the Fuck are you today Kenn?

[NaughtyKenn]

"Crazy Bitch" is a song by Buckcherry, FYI, and a damn good song at that.

As my late Granddaddy would say, much to the horror of my somewhat prim and proper late Grandma... I am doing pussy fine. Never did fucking understand what the fuck he meant by that, but it would make my grandma, who wouldn't say "shit" if she had a mouthful have a fucking fit.

[davesmistress]

hahaha Ohhhh Ok I thought I was getting a New Fucking Title....hahahahaha

[NaughtyKenn]

Fuck, its yours if you want it? If the high heeled, stilleto pump fits...

[davesmistress]

HAhahaha it fits....I got my handy dandy ass fucking whipper also....Yeee Hawww doggyyyy

[NaughtyKenn]

Yikes, you almost got me fuckin scared... almost.

[Zee Gal]

Hello Fuck Friends!

How Ya all doing???

The weather here in Indy is around 84 degrees with a light breeze and I'm working on my tan by the pool!

[davesmistress]

Hi Steph

Wow sounds perfect....it is around 60 here gloomy and misty...I am still in my fucking pajamas

[NaughtyKenn]

Hmmm, I fucking envy all the guys around the pool who get to take a gander at the lovely Steph, sunbathing. Is this a clothing optional pool?

I am wondering what our "head" administrator wears for pajamas.

[Zee Gal]

What clothes are there, are very fucking little if any...

In fact, there's more fucking than clothing going on!

[davesmistress]

HAhahah I dont wear much...Usually just a fucking nightshirt...no drawers...

[tanbuns]

Oh wow Steph, If I was home I would come see you....

[Zee Gal]

TanBuns,

I would gladly enjoy the company as the chaise next to me is available. We could not only enjoy some gal-talk but the attention of these nice boys to help ease away the day-to-day stresses help!

Also, watching hubby and the others fuck is amusing if not enticing!

[tanbuns]

Steph, that is fucking cruel....I am getting wet and you rub it in...you are only a couple of hours away from my house!!!

[Zee Gal]

I Know TanBuns! I can be a cruel and nasty fuck. Huh?

Seriously though, the guys here are drooling over your propic and have some very illicit thoughts they are not shy about sharing! In fact, if you could see the fucking cock on this hunky Italian guy right now...

[tanbuns]

oh and I do love Italian sausage.....

[Zee Gal]

Yes TanBuns, I thought you did.

And, this is like a Ball Park Frank but out of the package, pound for pound, this thing is gonna blow when it gets plump! And It's already fucking huge!

The rest of this guy is pretty impressive too! His arse may just give your buns a run for your money! HA! Ha!

[frozen_north]

WTF?? TanBuns is still a virgin?? I have a thing for virgins. *Hey little girl, want some candy?*

[NaughtyKenn]

No offense to the wickidly lovely Tanbuns, but I think Frozens fucken brain is just that, FROZEN. Where on earth would you get the idea that such an enchanting seductress is a virgin? I mean maybe her left ear is a vigin, but from the stories I have heard, from her own hand, I seriously fucking doubt even that. Don't worry TB, I still respect you, and if I had my way, I would take care of that virgin left ear ha ha ha ha ha.

[davesmistress]

Hahahah I think it is because it says SSP Virgin up there by her Handle...

Oh yeah fuck..ok keeps with the thread....hhaahha

[frozen_north]

Well fuck! I go back to work for a couple of hours and I miss all the fucking action...

[Zee Gal]

Hey all! Just taking a break from all the Fuckfest action going on here today! Wow! I'm Tired, Sore and just Fucked out for the night but needed something to drink so I'm sitting here (A Little awkwardly sitting...), and sipping on a nice cool drink before calling it a night.

Jesus! It's already Fucking 1:30 A.M.??? I'm downing this drink and heading to bed!

Maybe see you fuckers in the morning!

Kisses,

Steph

[Suthernlady]

Wow Zee baby....what a fuckin problem to have...being tired from too much sex....poor baby....

That fuckin sux...I am horney as a toad...and no relief in site...least for two more weeks from tomorrow.....yippeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

[Zee Gal]

Hey SL!

There are still open chaise loungers around here by the pool! Weather is mid to upper 80's and the sun feels so good, (amongst other things!)!~

I'm sure a few of our friends here would enjoy themselves and have the opportunity to try out a few new things! Kenn? TanBuns? Mistress? Jack???

You know, we are a short distance from TanBuns home but she's out of the fucking area!!! How about we gather at her house and give her Fuckin' SSP Home Cumming??? LOL!

[Suthernlady]

Home Cumming....fuckin funny Steph! LOL!!!!

[Zee Gal]

Can you think of a better welcum???

[Suthernlady]

Fuck no I can't...heeeeeeeeeeeey you forgot the fuck! You are losing your fuckin touch....lol!

[Zee Gal]

I guess i've been getting it good lately that I assumed I gave it as well!

Oh well! I Fucked Up! LOL!

Have a fucking nice day!

[Suthernlady]

HAHAHA.....I could fuckin say something...but I naaaaaaaaaah. However....you little nasty...will you stop fuckin braggin....lol!

[Zee Gal]

Trust me dear! I wish I wasn't bragging!

I really want to share all this pleasure with my dear friends like you who need and deserve a good fuck! The timing is just out of whack and maybe next time we can plan it better.

You have no idea how much enjoyment and pleasure it would give me to see you, TanBuns, Kenn and a few others "enjoy" your selves with eachother or being serviced by those around... I'm getting all fucking squishy and tingly just imagining it!Oh! the visuals my mind is giving me!

[frozen_north]

Good fucking afternoon!! How the fuck are y'all?

[davesmistress]

Hi Guys and Gals....Beautiful Fucking Day here in Cali for a change...hahahaa

[frozen_north]

Hey DM, wanna fuck??

[davesmistress]

Hahahah Sure fucking thing Babe...hop on a plane...Im home and half naked...hahahaha

[tanbuns]

Frozen, You need to learn a better pickup line...I am not sure "Hey DM, wanna Fuck??" is the smoothest I have heard, but it was effective since DM said sure....lol

[Zee Gal]

Hey TB!
How the fuck are ya?

Interesting new Propic! Let the Fingers to the walking??? LOL!!!

Kisses,

Steph

[tanbuns]

Thinking about tonight.....

What are you fucking up to? Still in Indy?

[NaughtyKenn]

Fuck TB, love the new propic, looks like you could use a helping hand, or tongue or...

Steph, I fucking swear (hmmm, I just did) if fucking were an olympic sport, you would be a gold medalist. Fucking sore, somehow, I just don't fucking sympathize for you. Ha ha, I would like to fucking empathsize though, Fuck yea.

[tanbuns]

Sounds nice, Ken

[Zee Gal]

Hey all!

Yes! We're still here in Indy and will be around till after the race.
There weather is still in the 80's and feels good!
We're going to be at the track a little while longer then head back to the resort for??? Food and drinks People!!!! I don't just Fuck around all the time! (Even though it may seem like it!

Kenn, soreness is almost like being an athlete in training. It's a good kind of pain!
But sometimes, it just fucking hurts more when you want to do it again! LOL!

[tanbuns]

I still don't get watching cars go around in a circle...but then again we watch horses go around in a circle, but at least we can bet on them....

Hey Steph, email me where you are staying...who knows I may get a wild hair and cum see ya!

Oh, I forgot the title of the thread...I hope everyone has a fucking good weekend!

[Zee Gal]

Yes, it can be fucking boring for many people.

I like to wander around the track and see the crazy people out there! There are a lot of people flashing and being seen in different acts of decadence!
I was spotted last year by someone who asked about the VW tank I wore. was quite a kick and made me more excited so I decided to try and go braless the rest of the weekend. Was fun seeing the looks and stares from the guys and gals and really set the mood when we got back later those evenings!

Our business is somewhat related to it and Hubby was a leadfoot himself awhile back so that somewhat explains why he fucks so hard and fast! LOL!

Seriously though, we get spoiled on this trip as we are some of the few guests at a mansion of a businessman who hosts this party every year. It's almost like a fucking orgy at times but it's funny to see how many of these "professional" people get crazy in their private lives...

[tanbuns]

I know, at the Derby I love people watching as much as horse watching.

Uhmm the mansion, reminds me of my fucking new years....

[Zee Gal]

FUCK TB!!!

You never did finish the New Years story!!!
I want to know what the fuck else happened!!!

Get back to me please!!!!

[davesmistress]

Good Fucking afternoon.....Hope Yall are having a great fucking day...:)

[Zee Gal]

Hey Mistress!

How the Fuck are you doing?

Almost the end of the fucking week for you!
Hope you have some great fucking plans for the holiday weekend!

[frozen_north]

I have something to say:

It's better to burn out than...
Fuck, how did that go again?

[davesmistress]

hahaha From the fucking Def leoppard Song?

Its better to Burn out
Than fade away....

[davesmistress]

Hey Steph....

Well its the end of the week but I dont get to work that way...But I am off Sunday and Monday...Not sure if my Family is doing anything or not..if they BBQ I might go over there....

How the fuck are yall doing this fine evening?

[tanbuns]

Steph, if you would read my fucking emails you would have gotten the rest of the story. Let me know where you read to and I will send the rest.

Oh, its good to be home and just freshly fucked..........

[frozen_north]

LOL, Actually DM, It was from the movie "Highlander"

But, what the fuck. :)

[larrykay63]

i first fucking heard that line in Neil Young's "Hey Hey,MyMy" in 1979.great fucking song.

[davesmistress]

LOL, Actually DM, It was from the movie "Highlander"

But, what the fuck. :)

hahahah OK obviously a fucking Movie I havent seen...hahahahahaha

[NaughtyKenn]

DM, you didn't fucking miss much. Never did quite get that fucking show or movie, I always wondered how they could be walking around empty handed, an enemy shows up and all of the sudden they have this long sword that fucking appears out of nowhere. Makes you wonder exactly where they kept it, only one fucking place I can think of ;-)

[davesmistress]

Is it some Midevil type of fucking Movie?.....hahha well you can see where I was going...hahah

that it was a fucking song.

[NaughtyKenn]

Yea, not fucking sure about it being in the movie, but definitely know its in the song by Def Leppard, "Rock of Ages" from the Pyromania alblum and before that Neil Young's "Hey Hey, My My" as LarryKay mentions.

Oh and no, its not a Medevil type of fucking movie, its modern day, but they do flash back scenes to medevil times.

[DICK INKUM]

Actually I don't use it much in conversation or expletives. It's long been a joke that Brits( or a certain strata) have to say "intercourse" because everything else is "fuckin"".

[davesmistress]

Hahahah well thats kinda funny....thanks

[Suthernlady]

Goooooooooooooooooooood fuckin morning y'all!!!!

and oh.....just so y'all fuckin know....I love Def Leppard...fuck yeah...and I love watching cars go in circles....TB you CAN bet on them and they do in Vegas!!!! Well we do too on race pots here....but for me it's the fuckin sound....vaaaaaaaaaaaaaaroom baby....makes me fuckin wet and my clit gets hard just thinking about hott engines and those sexy men behind the wheel!!!!! Oh my need to change my pants....;) Fuuuck me driving!

[zepper]

Goodmorning to you too Southern Lady, How the fuck you doing? I love Def Leppard too, got to see them once in Germany with about 80,000 other people!!
Not to be a nark or anything, but I do beleave Daves Mistress, (I still feel she should change her name to Zeppers Mistress) didn't say "fuck" in her last post, I feel she deserves 20 lashes with my wet noodle, lol!!

[davesmistress]

Hahahaha oh my my.....Fuck yeah zepper....Ill assume the positon and you can slap away...

hhehheheh I like wet noodles....

[zepper]

Well fuck yeah DM, I'll slap away on your ass, here we go, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5......

[davesmistress]

Weeeeeeeee.....dont forget the other cheek.....want them to fucking Match...

[zepper]

11, 12, 13, ohhh fuck, see what you did! Now I lost count and I have to start all over, sheesh, my noodle is getting too hard to still call a noodle!!

[davesmistress]

Hahahaha well slide it on in here and we can see what we can fucking do to it next...hehehhe

A hard noodle is also a very good thing......Yummmmy

[zepper]

Oh yeah, DM, your a lil fucking hot, horny lady aint ya!! I'll slide my noodle on in ya, mmmm ya!! lol, ur fun:iconsex-doggystyle:

[davesmistress]

hhhaha I thought I fucking lost ya there zepper......Ya know though one good turn deserves another....dont forget I like to give it as well as get it...

Hee hee.....now you have to pull my hair also if your gonna have me in that fucking position....hehheh

[zepper]

You like to give as well as receive?! Hmm gotta fucking mull that one over lol.
Yowza, while I pull your hair can I spank your fucking ass too? Yeeehaaa, who's your daddy!!!

[davesmistress]

hahahahha Yes how do you think I became DavesMistress.....not because I was the other woman...I was the Punisher of one said Dave....hahhaha

Sure of course....thats all part of the fucking fun doin it doggy-style.....spanking that fucking ass, pulling that hair....yeehawww (that reminds me of an oldies song)...with the Who's your daddy?

[zepper]

Oh oh, have I done something to deserve punishment?! I hope so :biggrinbandit: !!! Mmmm, you got me all fucking hot and horny for a Sunday afternoon!! How do you like woman on top?! I like watching fucking titties bounce, and checking out another thread, you got bigguns, woohoo!!

[davesmistress]

I love being on top....I like to ride it hard and long and deep....Yes I have fucking big ones....Great for rubbing all over a guys face....nibbling on those nipples....Yummmy

hee hee...well I will be glad to punish you if youd so like...I have rope and a nice whip and all sorts of goodies and evil ideas.....MUahahahahahhaha..*evil laugh*

[zepper]

Is that an "evil laugh" or like an "evil cackle"?! Mmmm you can rub your titties all in my face and I will nibble on your nips. Hmmm I'm not sure I want to fucking be spanked, but mabey ya can talk me into it, If I don't do as you tell me :bon:

[davesmistress]

Hahahah it can be quite interesting for a guy as well, youd be surprised with an open mind...how hard the anatomy can become with just the right fucking firm hand...and stroke...

Yeeehawww I am riding that stallion till he drops....also another good position for a bit of ass spanking...damn I am in a mood today

[zepper]

Mmm I think I can take your hard hand, lol.

Not to say you don't ride hard enough, but I also like good ol' missionary, nothing like looking in your lovers eyes as you cum in her, but if I don't do it well enough you are welcome to punish me in any way you see fit!!:iconsex-missionary:

[davesmistress]

Hahahahah That one is good also.....and It allows me to give that fanny a few whacks while doing it also....hehehehe

Damn I hate to rewrite...so heres my fuck

[zepper]

Lol, your funny too, oh my you have my heart.

Oh yeah, spank my butt as I pound your pussy, sounds like lots of fucking fun!! I bet you make any man your with happy.

[davesmistress]

Hahahah well thank you kindly....*blushing*

Well I try....been awhile so the next man will get fucked to death I am afraid...he might be afraid also...hahahaha

[zepper]

Hey, I'm not fucking afraid, I'll gladly volunteer to be your next fuck, here I
CUM!!!!

[davesmistress]

hahahahahha OK....but be warned....When I mean fucked to death I mean it...hahahaha

No going to sleep after the first nut....hahahaha

[zepper]

Well I don't plan on going to sleep after the 2nd or 3rd nut either!! And I cant think of a better way to die then being fucked to death by the imfamous DavesMistress, my fucking pleasure!! :pant

[davesmistress]

Hahahahhaah you are tooo fucking Sweet......A man after my own Heart...Likes to fuck ALOT....hahahaha

[zepper]

Oh hell ya, I like to fuck alot, it's in my genes, or jeans I guess, lol. So mabey you should be afraid, be very afraid lol.

[davesmistress]

Ohhhhh.....I am all a quiver....from my head to my toes.....I had a guy tell me that once....a few years back...told me I couldnt keep up with him.....Well I fucking showed him...hahahaha

Not that that is what you are saying,,,but he thought he could out fuck me....hahahaha I fucked him alright.....hahahahaha

[zepper]

Oh oh, mabey I stuck my cock in my mouth too soon, (that didn't come out the way I wanted, heehee). That sounds like a challenge, ok, I'll be honest, I'm good for at least 3 nuts in one night, then I need 72 hours of fucking sleep, lol. Course I wouldn't object to you taking advantage of me while I slept, lol!!!

[davesmistress]

Hahahahahah Ohhh I can be up for that also......sounds like a fucking winner to me....

[zepper]

Well fucking aye, I bet I would not regret any time spent with you, you sound sooo free and so much fucking fun!!!

[davesmistress]

HAhah well thanks zepper.....I think you would be a fun guy also.....Ohhh but what kind of music do you like?.....

[zepper]

Oh oh, the fucking trick question lol. I like to rock, lol. I love fucking classic rock, 80's rock, 90's rock and some of the new rock too, though alot of it fucking sucks nowadays, I do like fucking Buckcherry. What bout you?

[davesmistress]

I am also a lover of Clssic Fucking rock....The Hollies....Long cool woman is an awesome song.

I love the 70's and 80's hair bands also.....Poison Ratt Skid Row My all time favorite though is AC/DC the Back in Black CD wih Shook me all night long .

[zepper]

OMG, (gets on one knee) would you become my lady?! Fuck ya, you are DEFINATLY my kind of lady. AC/DC rocks, I love Poison and Ratt too. My all time favorite fucking band of all time, though, is Led fucking Zeppelin. Hammer of the gods baby, lol

[davesmistress]

Hahahaha well I wont spoil it about led Zeppelin.....hahahah but I do like Lynard Skynard....especially their " gimme 3 steps" song....I love it.

But I am also a sap for love Songs......Barry Manilow is my Favorite and Air Supply.

[zepper]

Lol, ok ok I'll admit, I'm a fucking closet Air Supply fan. I'm all out of love, I'm so lost without you.........

What ya mean spoil it bout Zeppelin, the best ever lol

Yeah I like Skynard too, great band with great songs.

[davesmistress]

Well Zeppelin is not one of Favorites.....Neither is Pink floyd....

Now see....those songs are good for setting the sexual Mood...then you move on to the harder hotter stuff when the sex gets fucking rolling and the headboard is banging the wall.....hahahahaha

[zepper]

Oh oh, I like Pink Floyd too, lol.

Oh yeah, I like hearing that headboard bang the wall, thats when you know it's gotten good, at that point "giving the dog a bone" should be playing loud, that songs got a good hard fucking rythem.

[davesmistress]

Hahahah Yes it does....I may have to get my CD player out and listen to that CD...kinda quiet in here...all you hear is my toys buzzzzing.....hehehheheheh

[zepper]

Lol, you must have loud toys!!! I'm fucking listening to Billy Joel right now, 52nd street, great fucking album or cd or whatever lol.

[davesmistress]

Not really loud...but that is the only fucking sound...I do not have the TV or music on....can hear the birds singing.....hahahaha

[zepper]

Lol, the birds are singing cause they are playing with your toys lol.

Well ZM, its been fun, but you got me running late now lol. Hope to see you again real soon!!! Take care and I had alot of fun with you today, gotta clean up this mess and get going to my brothers, Have a great one!!

[davesmistress]

Ok zepper...see ya soon....Im always around here somewhere.

[Suthernlady]

Goodmorning to you too Southern Lady, How the fuck you doing? I love Def Leppard too, got to see them once in Germany with about 80,000 other people!!
Not to be a nark or anything, but I do beleave Daves Mistress, (I still feel she should change her name to Zeppers Mistress) didn't say "fuck" in her last post, I feel she deserves 20 lashes with my wet noodle, lol!!

Hello to you as well zepper. I am fukin A fine! Glad to know a fellow DL fan (as wellas DM fan...hahahaha!)

I love listening to Def Leppard, ZZTop when I am driving...however I am forbidden fromdoing that these days...as they both give me courage and a led foot....and then I get into trouble!:)

Well fuck fuck fuck....this is a fuckin fun thread I do believe!

[davesmistress]

Hahahahha Hey SL....I know what you mean...you can get all caught up in the song and POOOF off you go flying down the fucking highway.....


Thats song Exciteable by Def Leoppard is hot also....

[Suthernlady]

WEll I fukin have to say my fave song by DL is Pour a little suga on me!
It's my ring tone even....there is something about that one song that gives me energy and fukin happy feet!

[davesmistress]

That is a good fucking song....

[Suthernlady]

Fuck yeah! I'm listening to country today...I go through fuckin music moods...lol.

[davesmistress]

hahahaha me too sometimes...I am opting for nothing today....it is quiet in here except for the neighbors and the birds

[topdog79]

Fuck this Birthday thing a nother year closer to 30 and I feel I have done nothing that I have wanted with my life

[davesmistress]

Not yet 30?....Happy fucking Birthday topdog...maybe the Mrs will have a hot fucking time for you later....hehhehehe

[topdog79]

oh fuck no we had a 3 hour play sesion the other night with evey hole filled with eather a dildo,fingers and my cock and my back hole filled with her fingers and she was a little sore still as of last night, be sides she had to be at work at 4:30 this morning she will probly fall a sleep be for the kids do tonight.

[davesmistress]

Ohhh no...that is a fucking shame....not a great way to spend your birthday....:(

[Suthernlady]

Birthdays are fuckin overrated....I mean who wants to celebrate another year of fucking getting older?

[davesmistress]

HAhahah I fucking do...if theres cake and presents....hahahahah

Goood Morning to all.

[Suthernlady]

Well if you get fuckin presents and cake....I can see your point....my mom is the only one who remembers my birthday...gotta figure she fuckin has to since she was there and all the whole time it took place....lol!

I tell my kids...when they say dont forget my bday....how the heck can I do that...I was in fuckin PAIN those days...that will never be forgotten....

[zepper]

Cake?! Presents?! Where?! I'm fucking there!!!!!!!!!!

[davesmistress]

HAhahah Fuck Ya.....My sister and her kids always remember me and get a cake and usually silly kid type presents...which of course I cherish....hahahahah

[Suthernlady]

Fuck....I like bubbles....the magic ones!

[nigh7dag]

I wonder just what kind of fucking magic is in those bubbles.

[badlybent]

Oh fuck another delightful sunny day in paradise. Damn.

[Suthernlady]

Well fuck....don't know where you were but it's fuckin raining here....

[SirSexAlot256]

Fuck I can't find a job. Time to become a male whore. hahaha

I actually did the Chris Farley Chippendales routine for a strip club called After Hours here in Michigan. It was an open audition. Apparently while they thought it was funny I wasn't quite what they were looking for.

[badlybent]

The term is He-Whore Sirsexalot. Nobel profession. Highly to be recommended.

Olympia WA, SL. The place where it usually rains all the time. Go figure.

[Suthernlady]

PSSSSSSSSSSt Bent...you forgot your fuck! LOL!

[NaughtyKenn]

Well Fuck, I know its Tuesday, but it fucking feels like fuckday... I mean Monday!

[Suthernlady]

Darlin everyday is fuck day with you...and what a good fuckin time you are...;)

[davesmistress]

hahha Yes it did feel like a fucking Monday....maybe cause I was off Monday.

Ohh well...helllooooo all you crazy fucks....hahahaha

[Suthernlady]

Fuck...I haven't been able to get on...hate when that happens! Well I am fuckin back now...so that's what fuckin counts...right?

Now where the fuck were we....where the fuck are we....fuck if I know!

[davesmistress]

Glad to have ya fucking back also.....we miss your bright smiling face around here.

Where the Fuck is everybody else?......Hummmm probably traveling

[Suthernlady]

Yeah I fuckin get a chance to do some quality time here and look....wheeeeeeeeere the fuck are they?

[davesmistress]

hahahahhaha isnt that the way it always fucking is?......hahahaha

[Suthernlady]

guess the fuck it is....this weekend I am going be gone...you watch...Steph will be screaming my fuckin name...and not in fuckin bed either.....lol!

[davesmistress]

Hahahahha probably....She should be getting the fuck back herself here shortly.

[Suthernlady]

Fuck yes she better...like in the next 48 hours....lol! Dang I will be glad when folks get back from....fuck nm...it's fuckin summer time...they are enjoying the sun, moon, and stars...

[frozen_north]

howdy howdy. How the fuck y'all doing?

[davesmistress]

frozen dahling.....great to fucking see you....

Yes it is....things will get alot slower during the summer....

[Suthernlady]

well fuck...we will just have to crank up the fuckin volume....

[davesmistress]

Hahhahaha Yes we will....oh yeah...fuck

[ajeeter4]

Fuck you, ya fuckin fuck

[ajeeter4]

this is the wonderful fuckin world of the word fuck sponsored by the word fuck and the letters F-U-C-K

[Suthernlady]

LOL...that's fuckin funny....hahahahahha! Oh and fuckin welcum! Glad you came out to fuckin play....

[frozen_north]

I'm fucking alone,
YEAHHH, there's nobody else.
Well you know when I'm fucking alone,
It's because I'm by myself....

[Suthernlady]

Well fuck...if you like being alone that's fuckin good...but if not then hmmmmmmmmmm....

[frozen_north]

No, I don't fucking like being alone:)
It was a statement of condition not a cheer.

[davesmistress]

Poor Frozen....are you all alone?.....that fucking sucks...

Helloooo everybody

[Suthernlady]

I sowry...oh well I hope you are having a great fucking day anyways! I am alone also....cleaning my warehouse...yuuuuuuucky!

Howdy DM...how the fuck are you?!

[davesmistress]

I am wonderful...thank you very fucking much....How are you today?

[Suthernlady]

I'm fuckin fine dear....looks like rain AGAIN!

[davesmistress]

Ahhhhhh....I'd love to have some rain.....maybe even a bit of fucking lightning

[Orestes]

Fuck. Alterted version.

FUCK! FUCK! FUUUUCK!! I am , gunna FU-CKING! Cuuum!

What the fucks up people? where are all the fucking Rping girls at? n fucking summer break or fucking what ? No one wants to fucking play wit me?! What do I look like a FUCKING Retard >.> Wait a minute don't answer that. Lets get on wit the ASS FUCKING!

[frozen_north]

How the fuck are you Orestes? Welcome to the madhouse. Feel free to jump right on in, the waters fucking fine:)

[Suthernlady]

What are fucking Rping girls?

[frozen_north]

DM, you want some fucking rain, come on up here.:)