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frozen_north
05-09-2007, 05:08 PM
Nah, there wasn't anything fucking going on so I came back. :)

badlybent
05-09-2007, 05:35 PM
Hey-you fucking perverts. How the fuck you do'en. (You gotta say that like The Fonz if you can remember back that far.) Absolutely, long fucks are the best but then so are short ones. Hehehe. It's all just fuck'en dandy as candy.

Zee Gal
05-09-2007, 05:43 PM
Well now, here's my fucking proposition:

Let's just lock ourselves together in a room and have a lot of little fucks all fucking night long and see how the fuck we all fare in the morning! LOL!
Kisses,

Steph

zepper
05-09-2007, 07:13 PM
I'm all for that Zee Gal, so let the fucking begin :biggrinbandit:

frozen_north
05-09-2007, 08:32 PM
Guess I'll see you fuckers tomorrow. :)

Zee Gal
05-09-2007, 09:10 PM
Okay Frozen!

Have some sweet Fucking Dreams!

frozen_north
05-09-2007, 09:12 PM
Thank you, I will. Getting fucked gives me good dreams. :)

zepper
05-09-2007, 09:12 PM
Good fucking night to everybody, always fun with you all!!

frozen_north
05-09-2007, 09:17 PM
Go to fucking sleep already. :D G'night zep.

Dragola
05-10-2007, 06:05 AM
Fucking hell, another day

Zee Gal
05-10-2007, 08:42 AM
Ah! Freshly Fucked and Ready to go!

What the Fuck is Up today everybody?

Dragola
05-10-2007, 08:52 AM
Well, I am actually working on a fucking story...how are you today?

Zee Gal
05-10-2007, 09:01 AM
Well Dragola, I'm Fucking horney as usual but I'm more hungry now. Guess I need to get something to eat before I read you story huh? It sounds like I might be doing some finger fucking later...

tanbuns
05-10-2007, 09:03 AM
Me too, I am so fucking horney...

davesmistress
05-10-2007, 09:35 AM
A fucking story huh Dragola?

Is it a hot and juicy one?

Zee Gal
05-10-2007, 09:44 AM
Jenn, Playing around with you on the Playground threads has got me really Fucking horney to play around with you NOW!

Naughty Ken! I see you lurking there! Whip it out and help take care of us two fucking horney ladies please!

NaughtyKenn
05-10-2007, 09:51 AM
Well you fuckers have been busy. Before I whip it out, I think I would like to fuck you with my tongue, I sure you won't mind. I'll just clear a place on my face (hey that rymes) for you to sit, oh Tanbuns, theres room for you too, you and Steph can scissor lock on my face and I'll fucking lick you both till I am drenched in your fucking pussy juice. How does that fucking sound?

NaughtyKenn
05-10-2007, 09:52 AM
Fuck, now my cock is feeling left out, SL get your fucking sweet pussy over here and have it gobble up my fucking cock. Then we'll have a fucking foursome. FUCK YEA!!!

Zee Gal
05-10-2007, 10:28 AM
Don't worry Kenn, I have a very fucking horney mind right now and I'll get you primed-up with TanBuns help! I know SL wouldn't mind you helping out us horney ladies until she arrives for a good hard fucking!

Dragola
05-10-2007, 10:37 AM
Get the fuck in there Kenn! This deal is too fucking sweet!

Zee Gal
05-10-2007, 12:00 PM
Hey Dragola,

Another fucking cock would help too!

frozen_north
05-10-2007, 04:33 PM
Fuck, how about 3??

Zee Gal
05-10-2007, 04:40 PM
Frozen, get in here and let's change your nic from Frozen to Fucking on Fire!

frozen_north
05-10-2007, 04:45 PM
:) I'm on fire for some hot & horny fuck action :) The only other thing we need to throw into the mix is a nice virgin. :)

Zee Gal
05-10-2007, 05:14 PM
Naw! Screw the Virgin! Let's get people with experience and just FUCK!

zepper
05-10-2007, 07:27 PM
oh shit, I missed a fuckload today. I wanna fuck!!! Any horny ladies on right now? Zee Gal? Davesmistress? Anyfuckinbody?

SirSexAlot256
05-10-2007, 07:54 PM
Fuck my computer decided to shut down on it's own accord. I forgot to save the fucking story i was working on.

Zee Gal
05-10-2007, 08:12 PM
SirSexAlot,

Better get the Fuck to work on it!

zepper
05-10-2007, 08:31 PM
Yeah Sir Sex Alot, I'm in the mood for a good fucking story!

SirSexAlot256
05-11-2007, 03:27 AM
It will get worked on when I get a chance. I had a hell of a lot more fucking detail than in my first story too. That'll teach me to save.

Dragola
05-11-2007, 08:13 AM
Damn it, I want another fucking bank holiday already...especially after how I spent the last fucking one...

Zee Gal
05-11-2007, 08:45 AM
Well, Thank god it's Fucking Friday!
So That's means we'll be Fucking all day long!

NaughtyKenn
05-11-2007, 09:22 AM
Ha ha, I have heard of causual friday, but I like Fucking Friday much better, or how about clothing optioanal fucking friday.

NaughtyKenn
05-11-2007, 09:25 AM
Fucking Friday found Fred, Fergie fastly frolicing for fucking fun!

Dragola
05-11-2007, 09:33 AM
Is that how you fucking spend your Fridays, Zee Gal?

Zee Gal
05-11-2007, 12:22 PM
Dragola,

If I had my way, I would be in various positions but in a state of constant of orgasmns! I guess you could say that my idea Fridays would just be a "Fuck-around" day!

Kisses,

Steph

frozen_north
05-11-2007, 12:41 PM
fuck-around day eh? I could go for that. :)

Dragola
05-11-2007, 12:47 PM
Well, fuck me Steph...no seriously, fuck me.

Zee Gal
05-11-2007, 02:23 PM
Frozen, I like teasing you about how I'd like to "warm you up!"

Dragola, how do you feel about being fucked by an "older" woman??

Dragola
05-11-2007, 02:30 PM
Steph, that's my fucking preference: fucking older women. I'm not exactly sure why but this might help explain it:

http://www.sexstoriespost.com/forums/showthread.php?t=10110

Zee Gal
05-11-2007, 02:41 PM
Dragola,

Thank you for sharing your previous post. I think you are far from queer and have a mature sense of your sexuality.

Reading you post has made me fucking horney! (Surprised?) I guess to know that us older (30+) women with imperfect bodies are still viewed as desirable by the younger people are a major turn on for us!

Thanks for making this "old broad" fucking Wet!

Kisses,

Steph

Dragola
05-11-2007, 03:07 PM
As fucking grateful as I am that you think I'm normal, I know that I am far from that, not just in the sexual sphere. But it's nice to know I've made you fucking horny and all piped up ready to be fucked by your hubby or lover. Only thing that would make it better is that if I were there to fuck you but alas, leaving it to the fucking imagination can be good for the body...sort of. But not as fucking good as the real thing.

davesmistress
05-11-2007, 03:24 PM
HAhahaha Yall are tooo Fucking Crazy....SL is missing out on some crazy action.

Dragola
05-11-2007, 03:49 PM
We may be fucking crazy...but at least we're enjoying it.

Zee Gal
05-11-2007, 04:22 PM
Mistress,

Just Fucking horny, and Missing my SlugBug buddy!

I've got some fucking ideas what Suthernlady, Kenn, Hubby & I do together...
Actually, just Suthernlady and myself...Aw Fuck it! Let's just all have some fun!

badlybent
05-11-2007, 04:30 PM
The place I work is pretty casual anyway so Casual Friday is pretty ridiculous they've gotten into wearing things like sweats. Maybe Fucking Friday will be next. Whooopeeee. I've got a thing for our chief financial officer anyway. She's beautiful and someone who still knows how to flirt. So what the fuck it's Friday. Fuck 'em all I say.

Damoss
05-11-2007, 04:32 PM
Well fuck me sideways.. (an expression of disbelief)

frozen_north
05-11-2007, 04:43 PM
...or upsidefuckingdown...

zepper
05-11-2007, 04:51 PM
Fucking Friday Finally!!!!! I'm going to fucking Track One and get fucked up and then hopefully fucked!!!!!!!!!!

frozen_north
05-11-2007, 04:56 PM
fuck fuck fuck fuck, fuck fuck fuck fuck, fuckety fuck f-fuckety fuck...

(with apologies to Monty Python)

zepper
05-11-2007, 05:00 PM
Why you apoligizing to that fucker? He wouldn't mind.

frozen_north
05-11-2007, 07:11 PM
I'm in a FANFUCKINGTASTIC MOOD!!!!!!!!!! :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

frozen_north
05-11-2007, 07:23 PM
How the fuck are ya, Zep?

frozen_north
05-11-2007, 07:28 PM
You fucking alive out there?

davesmistress
05-11-2007, 07:48 PM
Goood Fucking Evening Folks....Hope you all had a FanTastic Fucking Day.

SirSexAlot256
05-11-2007, 07:59 PM
Fuck I can't wait til I can legally drink tomorrow in Canadia

larrykay63
05-11-2007, 08:46 PM
I had a fucking great fucking friday.Sirsex i hope you get fucking fucked up tomorrow.

zepper
05-11-2007, 09:01 PM
Awww you guys are so fucking behind, lol, I'm already fucked up!! I'm doing fucking awesome frozen north, how the fuck ya doing? And Davesmistress, (still think you should change your name to Zeppersmistress) you just made my night better ;).

badlybent
05-11-2007, 09:30 PM
The problem with alcohol in Canda is that when you are old enough to drink, you still can't afford it. Your fucking sin tax is so high, Ai. ( I guess that's how you spell it.) or is it Eh? Never seen your national saying spelled out.

davesmistress
05-11-2007, 09:32 PM
Hhahah Thanks zepper...I have thought about changing it in General, but I have grown used to it and people calling me DM...

Don't yall get too Fucked up...you will be fucking complaining tomorrow about the hangover....hahahah

Dragola
05-12-2007, 04:08 AM
And so comes the fucking morning

Dragola
05-12-2007, 10:31 AM
Where the flaming fuck is everyone?

wyldbrdmn25
05-12-2007, 11:58 AM
i have no fuckin idea so back off me lol j/k

frozen_north
05-13-2007, 02:40 PM
Happy fucking Mothers day Y'all.

badlybent
05-13-2007, 09:33 PM
Yeah well same fuck'en to ya guy.

Zee Gal
05-14-2007, 09:34 AM
Fuck Mondays! Sometimes I just rather lie around in bed and Fuck, Fuck, Fuck!

NaughtyKenn
05-14-2007, 10:17 AM
Fuck Steph, so what makes that any Fucking different from any other fucking day.

Happy Fucking fucked up Monday.

Dragola
05-14-2007, 10:22 AM
Fucking Mondays...how I fucking hate them sometimes...

Zee Gal
05-14-2007, 10:38 AM
Kenn, You're so Fucking Right! I guess I'm Fucked!

Dragola
05-14-2007, 10:43 AM
You're fucked huh? Question is, who's the lucky fucking guy or gal?

NaughtyKenn
05-14-2007, 11:01 AM
Oh fuck, pick me, pick me!!!

Hey if it weren't for fucking mondays, we would just end up hating fucking tuesday.

Dragola
05-14-2007, 11:13 AM
I got no fucking problem with that

Zee Gal
05-14-2007, 12:08 PM
Okay Kenn, Don't get me in trouble with the sexy SL...
I'll pick you for today's fuck!

Now, let's find a way to not have fucking Tuesdays!

Kisses,

Steph

Dragola
05-14-2007, 12:30 PM
Now, now, all play and no work makes Steph a...fucking I don't know...someone else finish the fucking sentence for me!

frozen_north
05-14-2007, 01:19 PM
..a fucking horny gal...:)

Dragola
05-14-2007, 01:26 PM
I guess you could fucking say that....

SirSexAlot256
05-14-2007, 01:50 PM
Fuck is a fabulous word.

frozen_north
05-14-2007, 02:04 PM
absofuckinglutley.

Dragola
05-14-2007, 02:11 PM
Of course it fucking is...hence this fucking thread!

frozen_north
05-14-2007, 02:12 PM
fuck yeah.

Dragola
05-14-2007, 02:23 PM
So...have a good fucking time, Frozen North?

tanbuns
05-14-2007, 08:25 PM
I hate fucking Mondays...

SirSexAlot256
05-14-2007, 08:37 PM
Fuck Why did I have to miss that fucking phone call. I could have gotten some fucking pussy. grrr

davesmistress
05-14-2007, 08:38 PM
Dont you just fucking hate when that happens?

Zee Gal
05-14-2007, 10:30 PM
Oh FUCK! I missed you TB!

Kisses,

Steph!

Dragola
05-15-2007, 01:29 AM
I think I fucking missed you all

tanbuns
05-15-2007, 04:21 AM
Steph, just my fucking luck

davesmistress
05-15-2007, 06:35 AM
Gooood Morning.....

Hope you all have a wonderful Fucking Day....at least it's not Monday...

Dragola
05-15-2007, 07:04 AM
The fucking week trudges on..

davesmistress
05-15-2007, 07:09 AM
But tomorrow is Fucking Hump Day...thats a good thing.

Dragola
05-15-2007, 08:35 AM
Fucking hump day? Dunno, sounds fucking good...or a good fucking?

tanbuns
05-15-2007, 09:42 AM
My fucking luck, I come to the fucking site and there is no fucking body here!

Dragola
05-15-2007, 09:43 AM
I'm fucking here now! Now you know how I fucking felt last weekend!

tanbuns
05-15-2007, 09:44 AM
Good, I was feeling fucking rejected..

Dragola
05-15-2007, 09:46 AM
Who the fuck would reject you? No really, who the fuck would?

davesmistress
05-15-2007, 09:58 AM
Ohh noo..I dont want anybody to feel rejected...Especially Fucking rejected...Daytimes are often quite slow around these here parts.....

Dragola
05-15-2007, 10:00 AM
So can fucking nighttimes for me...fucking hour difference

tanbuns
05-15-2007, 10:39 AM
Where are fucking located Dragola?

Dragola
05-15-2007, 10:47 AM
Fucking other side of the atlantic...on the losing end of the independance war

NaughtyKenn
05-15-2007, 12:53 PM
Which fucking independance war? There was a fuck load of them.

Dragola
05-15-2007, 12:59 PM
YOUR fucking independance war...why the fuck would I mention any other independance war? Or do you call something else?

frozen_north
05-15-2007, 01:43 PM
Oh, right. The Boston fucking tea party. :)

Dragola
05-15-2007, 01:46 PM
Are you trying to say you had more than one fucking indepedance war in America?

frozen_north
05-15-2007, 02:02 PM
Ummm... Yes. There was the war which you are describing. There was the war of 1812. There was the fucking uncivil war and then there were the various indian wars.

Dragola
05-15-2007, 02:08 PM
I fucking know about all those wars...but there was only one Independance war right? The one where you battered the British fuckers out of your country?

davesmistress
05-15-2007, 02:17 PM
Yeah I believe you are fucking correct....the battle of 1776....or somewhere around that fucking time....hahahah

Thats why we have the 4th of July...Independace Day.

frozen_north
05-15-2007, 02:19 PM
Actually Dragola, the war of 1812 was the SECOND war of independence. The Brits came and tried to take their fucking colony back.

Dragola
05-15-2007, 02:21 PM
Well, they fucking didn't succeed.

davesmistress
05-15-2007, 02:22 PM
Boy Im glad there's somebody else on here good with History...I fucking suck

frozen_north
05-15-2007, 02:23 PM
LOL, M'lady I LIVE history. I'm in the fucking SCA.

And dragola, no they didn't succeed, but it was our second war of independence.

Dragola
05-15-2007, 02:23 PM
You fucking suck? That's not neccessarily a bad fucking thing.

davesmistress
05-15-2007, 02:27 PM
No its a goood Fucking thing....I knew it would go that fucking way...hahaha

frozen_north
05-15-2007, 02:29 PM
Does she fuck, does she suck or does she fucking suck??

Dragola
05-15-2007, 02:30 PM
Either way, she's fucking hot!

frozen_north
05-15-2007, 02:31 PM
Fucking right she is.

davesmistress
05-15-2007, 02:32 PM
Hahahah She Fucks and she Sucks...and she..,,,and she.....hahahahah

frozen_north
05-15-2007, 02:33 PM
LOL, GOT YA!! We left her fucking speechless!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

davesmistress
05-15-2007, 02:33 PM
Awwwwww now yalll will make me Fucking blush...all this flattery....

Dragola
05-15-2007, 02:34 PM
She stopped fucking speaking cos she was too busy fucking and sucking us...? Or at least, that's what I fucking hope.

frozen_north
05-15-2007, 02:37 PM
LOL. So how the fuck y'all doing?

davesmistress
05-15-2007, 02:40 PM
I am fanfuckingtastic....its my day off...Yeahhhhh

frozen_north
05-15-2007, 02:47 PM
fuck. I wish it were mine. sigh...

frozen_north
05-15-2007, 02:52 PM
Hey y'all, why the fuck don't you come on up to the bar and have a drink. I may even sing...

Suthernlady
05-15-2007, 03:11 PM
Fuck!!!! I am too tired to post now.....Drag you fucker...learn to count....lol!

Dragola
05-15-2007, 03:15 PM
I must say, I AM a fucker. To be fair, it was pointed out so much earlier by Kenn but we fucking continued anyways.

davesmistress
05-15-2007, 03:34 PM
But I dont think it was intended to be taken in a bad way...its a Fuck thread using the fuck word....from my take on it anyways.

Dragola
05-15-2007, 03:36 PM
No, I know...but I am actually a fucker. I fuck things. Women, mainly. My fuck buddy generally.

frozen_north
05-15-2007, 03:38 PM
I on the other hand, tend to GET fucked...in one form or another...

Dragola
05-15-2007, 03:43 PM
and yet you still fucking refuse me...we're a perfect fucking match!

frozen_north
05-15-2007, 03:44 PM
lol, let me rephrase that... I tend to get fucked-up.

Dragola
05-15-2007, 03:50 PM
Fucked up works for me too

Zee Gal
05-15-2007, 03:53 PM
Feel like I fucking missed a lot today!

davesmistress
05-15-2007, 03:53 PM
Well jeeesh..I want to fuck somebody....not be fucked now....read it closely, and Im sorry, but not a girl.

*evil Grin*

frozen_north
05-15-2007, 03:55 PM
Well fuck; I'm not a girl, I only play one on paper. :)

davesmistress
05-15-2007, 03:59 PM
So I guess that means your out...Huh?...well Ill have to keep fucking looking

Dragola
05-15-2007, 04:01 PM
I don't fucking get it...you saying you're not a fucking chick DM?

davesmistress
05-15-2007, 04:02 PM
Hahahah Hell Yes Im a Chick...Im saying I dont want to fuck another Chick when I said I wanted to fuck somebody...Jeeesh

Dragola
05-15-2007, 04:05 PM
Well...upon further fucking inspection...I don't want to take you up on that offer. While I'm all for anal fucking, I mean that only one-sidedly-that being your anus, not mine.

davesmistress
05-15-2007, 04:08 PM
Well Bummer...another prospect bites the fucking dust.

Dragola
05-15-2007, 04:11 PM
Did you fucking really expect anything else from me?

davesmistress
05-15-2007, 04:13 PM
hahahah Nope....just the answer I fucking expected.....I just think that if Men took it anal from a woman, they might better see HER side and point of fucking view about it HURTING LIKE HELL....

frozen_north
05-15-2007, 04:13 PM
Dragola, you have absolutely NO fucking sense of adventure. I'm game :)

davesmistress
05-15-2007, 04:16 PM
Ummm Yippeee......Now Im fucking excited again...hahahhaha

frozen_north
05-15-2007, 04:16 PM
fuck yeah :)

Dragola
05-15-2007, 04:17 PM
I do have a fucking sense of adventure...outside my fucking ass though.

davesmistress
05-15-2007, 04:19 PM
Hahahahahhahahaha fuck...its all I got....hahahaha

Dragola you are too much

frozen_north
05-15-2007, 04:19 PM
WOOOOHAHAHAHAHAHA! Good fucking answer!

Dragola
05-15-2007, 04:21 PM
Thank you very fucking much

Dragola
05-15-2007, 04:33 PM
Anyways, I'm fucking finally off to bed. Good fucking night.

davesmistress
05-15-2007, 04:34 PM
Good night...Sweet Fucking Dreams

frozen_north
05-15-2007, 04:45 PM
Good night dragola, ya fucker. :)

Zee Gal
05-15-2007, 06:45 PM
Wow! Mistress! You held court for quite awhile here today!
I missed where you proposed violating Dragola's ass???
Interesting reading some fucking where I missed it!

Been very stressful but I just got more fucking horney after sharing my fantasy on SSP elsewhere...

I'm going to sit back and let my fingers do some fucking something to me!

Kisses,

Steph

davesmistress
05-15-2007, 07:01 PM
Hi Zee Gal...yeah they got me all fucking wound up today....He needs to try a bit of what he wants to give I think.

frozen_north
05-15-2007, 10:23 PM
sigh... there's nobody fucking here anymore...

davesmistress
05-15-2007, 10:25 PM
Its getting late...all the players are on early.....What are me and Bent? Chopped Fucking Liver?

frozen_north
05-15-2007, 10:28 PM
Oh fuck, there you are, lol. Actually, I prefer steak.

davesmistress
05-15-2007, 10:36 PM
HAhahahah Yes Im here....:)

I like steak...Fucking Tube Steak...hee heeh hehhehe

frozen_north
05-15-2007, 10:37 PM
:) HOLY FUCK, I'M AT 600!!!

I got your tubesteak right here dahlin:)

davesmistress
05-15-2007, 10:40 PM
Wow excellent......Way to fucking go.....they can add up quickly....

Umm Ummm whip it on out....*slurp*

frozen_north
05-15-2007, 10:50 PM
Oh baby, baby, melt my bubblegum...:)

davesmistress
05-15-2007, 10:53 PM
HAhaha will I find a creamy fucking filling?

frozen_north
05-15-2007, 10:55 PM
:) Absofuckinglutely! :)

Zee Gal
05-15-2007, 11:15 PM
Whatthefuck?

You guys still at it???

Reading this now is making me fucking horney again!

Where's that steak? Gone?
Oh Fuck just gimme some pork!

davesmistress
05-15-2007, 11:29 PM
Hi Steph

Yeah we were, but he had to fucking leave....Hooo Hummm hell be back tomorrow Im sure.

Zee Gal
05-15-2007, 11:35 PM
Oh Fuck!

Well Mistress, what the fuck shall we do???

davesmistress
05-15-2007, 11:43 PM
Well I guess we will have to wait till fucking then...unless some unsuspecting spider comes on by...hahaha

Zee Gal
05-15-2007, 11:46 PM
Fuck! I'm tired and need to get some rest but I'm so fucking horney that if I don't cum at least twice, I'll never get a decent night's rest!

Mistress, how about we chase and play with eachother on the fucking countdown?

Dragola
05-16-2007, 02:27 AM
Well...I'm fucking here...but not for fucking long

davesmistress
05-16-2007, 06:38 AM
Well glad to fucking see you....

Zee Gal
05-16-2007, 09:17 AM
It's another Fucking Day!

davesmistress
05-16-2007, 09:53 AM
Its Wednesday....Fucking Hump Day....

Dragola
05-16-2007, 10:15 AM
Where the fuck does the term 'Humping day' for Wednesday fucking come from?

davesmistress
05-16-2007, 10:22 AM
It is called that beacuse it is the Middle of the Fucking work week...Hence hump day is wednesday, then you have just Thursday and Friday to go.

Zee Gal
05-16-2007, 11:09 AM
Yeah! But to all us horney people here at SSP, isn't everyday fucking hump day???

Dragola
05-16-2007, 11:12 AM
Fucking kudos to that Zee Gal

Zee Gal
05-16-2007, 11:18 AM
So, let's let the Fucking begin!

Dragola
05-16-2007, 11:29 AM
I fucking call Zee Gal as my fucking partner! And DM, Tanbuns, SL...ah fuck, I can't do them all at the same time, let the fucking guys join in as well!

tanbuns
05-16-2007, 11:30 AM
My kind of fucking discussion....

Dragola
05-16-2007, 11:32 AM
I aim to fucking please! Or is that pleasing fuck...

tanbuns
05-16-2007, 11:33 AM
Oh boy, let the fucking begin

davesmistress
05-16-2007, 11:36 AM
Great to see you back TB....Those horny Fuckers were running me ragged yesterday.....Now I have some Back up....hahahaha

tanbuns
05-16-2007, 11:39 AM
Thanks DM, I got ran ragged last night.....

Zee Gal
05-16-2007, 11:39 AM
Dragola,

You're not "up" to the situation yet!

Let TanBuns and I control the fucking situation to get started and everything else will just slide into place!

tanbuns
05-16-2007, 11:40 AM
I like that fucking idea....shall we start???

Zee Gal
05-16-2007, 11:41 AM
I think we may be starting on the countdown thread but wanna try to do fucks two at once???

tanbuns
05-16-2007, 11:42 AM
You know me, the more the fucking merrier

Zee Gal
05-16-2007, 11:43 AM
Hey did you read my fantasy fuck???

You were a very naughty girl!

tanbuns
05-16-2007, 11:46 AM
No, where is the fucking story??

I like being a little naughty

Zee Gal
05-16-2007, 11:47 AM
Here's the link:

http://www.sexstoriespost.com/forums/showthread.php?p=125558#post125558

It'll take you a while to read as I rambled on...

You you fucking enjoy it!

davesmistress
05-16-2007, 11:51 AM
It was Fucking hot TB.....I would LOVE to have a sybian

tanbuns
05-16-2007, 11:51 AM
OMG Steph, you made me stick my hand under my dress and start finger fucking myself...

Zee Gal
05-16-2007, 11:54 AM
TanBuns!!! I want a lick! I want to taste your fuck juice!

tanbuns
05-16-2007, 11:56 AM
Uhmm let me pull these panties to the side...I want to feel your tongue fucking me

Zee Gal
05-16-2007, 12:00 PM
Fuck! I'm so there TanBuns! My tongue is darting and wiggling!

Dammit! I've got to run and errand for about 30 minutes!

Can I give you my rabbit or how about this thick and long black dildo to keep you occupied until I return???

Now you've got me removing my thong!!!

Shit! I so want to fuck you in front of everyone here!

I'm hurrying!!!

tanbuns
05-16-2007, 12:02 PM
Hurry....I am all wet and ready!

Zee Gal
05-16-2007, 12:29 PM
Okay! Where the fuck were we???

Oh! Thanks for help me get comfortable again as I...Ummph.

Wow! TanBuns! you're so strong to push my face down there like that!
You smell so sweet and delicious!

Zee Gal
05-16-2007, 12:37 PM
Ummmn, Yummmnnn, umph, slurp, slurp...
Ummmm Fucking yummy!

Guess I''' be down here doing fucking TanBuns under her desk awhile with my mouth and this thick rubber dong.

Dragola
05-16-2007, 01:54 PM
and I'll be fucking filming the whole fucking ordeal...great material for when I can't get any but feeling horny

Zee Gal
05-16-2007, 02:19 PM
Dragola,

How the fuck is your head doing?

The "OTHER" Fucking head!

Dragola
05-16-2007, 02:22 PM
The fucking pain has pretty much fucking subsided now...and I didn't even have to take any fucking medication...I fucking rule...but still, it was fucking ouch for a while there

Zee Gal
05-16-2007, 02:26 PM
Here! Lean back and lay your head on my fucking pillows and let me massage away the remaining pain. What's this fucking swelling going on here???

Dragola
05-16-2007, 02:30 PM
I dunno what that FUCKING swelling is...maybe you shoud fucking check it out....with your fucking mouth...

Zee Gal
05-16-2007, 02:36 PM
It's not only fucking swollen but very hot as well!
You have quite a fucking fever there Dragola!

Dragola
05-16-2007, 02:51 PM
Maybe you should fucking cool it down then...since you seem to know what the fuck you're talking about....or muffling about...

Zee Gal
05-16-2007, 02:56 PM
Mmph, ummmn, yhmn, smack, smack, uh, okay....

Fuck, it just seems to be swelling even more!
Fuck!!! it's also getting hotter!!!

What the fuck have I been doing wrong???

Dragola
05-16-2007, 02:58 PM
I don't think you're doing anything fucking wrong....just keeping fucking doing what you're doing...it feels like its getting fucking better...

Zee Gal
05-16-2007, 03:00 PM
Fuck!

Ummmm, Ah, Ah!

Ummmm, Ah, Ah!

Ummm, Fuck!!!

Dragola
05-16-2007, 03:01 PM
Oh yeah, that feels fucking great...you'd make a great fucking nurse or doctor...this is the best fucking treatment ever...

Zee Gal
05-16-2007, 03:11 PM
Fuck! I think its working Dragola!

I feel it pulsing!
Ummn, Ummm, slurp, slurp, slurp.

Just need to get you over that 1000 mark here!

Oooo! You're so close! So Damn close!

davesmistress
05-16-2007, 03:51 PM
I think you might have made him blow his fucking Top...hahahaha hes been gone for a spell.

Zee Gal
05-16-2007, 04:03 PM
Fuck!

My knees are getting tired!

My Mouth is getting tired!

Fuck! TanBuns and Dragola are sure hard to satisfy!!!

tanbuns
05-16-2007, 08:27 PM
Maybe I need to try and fucking please you.......

Zee Gal
05-16-2007, 08:37 PM
If you don't mind dear, could I fucking lay on my back an stretch out my fucking legs?

That was along time to be on my knees eating you! ROFLMAO!

Suthernlady
05-16-2007, 09:40 PM
Everytime I cum to this thread...I laugh so hard my sides hurt....this is the funniest thread....that and countdown to zero....

Kisses ;)

PS...Fuck I forgot to say fuck!

Zee Gal
05-16-2007, 09:43 PM
Well SL, Why don't you hang around awhile and lay back and enjoy yourself!
We need to liven-up thos place and make it a fucking party!
With you here, it may just stir up the pot and get some action going!

tanbuns
05-17-2007, 03:36 AM
Don't you two ever fucking sleep??? 1:00 and still going

Dragola
05-17-2007, 06:33 AM
I didn't blow my fucking top! I got a fucking database error! Fuck!

Dragola
05-17-2007, 07:15 AM
Nobody's fucking here...and I've fucking surpassed 1000 posts...

Zee Gal
05-17-2007, 09:13 AM
Congratulations you horney Fuck!

Database error or not, at least you're back!

I've got meetings lined up today so I'll be in and out from time to time.

Kisses,

Steph

Dragola
05-17-2007, 09:24 AM
Ah fuck so basically I'm gonna be fucking bored throughout...

fuck your meetings and entertain me!

Zee Gal
05-17-2007, 09:31 AM
How about you just hang out and imagine me in the meetings fucking???

Stroke it for me Dragola! LOL!

Dragola
05-17-2007, 09:39 AM
I could imagine fucking you in the meetings...but it'd be fucking better if you just fucked around with me here...

Suthernlady
05-17-2007, 10:07 AM
Did someone fuckin mention IN and OUT....aaaaaaaaaaah....I like in and out....;)

How the fuck is everyone today!

Dragola
05-17-2007, 10:07 AM
I am fucking fine but fucking bored...you?

Suthernlady
05-17-2007, 10:12 AM
Fuckin fine here too....not bored though...too much to do. It's an absolutely fuckin beeeeeeeeautiful day out....sunny...breezy cool...aaaaaaaaaaaaah I want to fuckin go out and play....

Dragola
05-17-2007, 10:15 AM
It's a fucking miserable drizzly day here...I was fucking soaked on my way to work...

Suthernlady
05-17-2007, 10:30 AM
Well fuck sorry you are having such nasty weather....just fuckin think to yourself about how nice it would be to be fuckin out in that drizzlin rain....bet getting wet wouldn't be so fuckin bad then...hehe! ;)

Dragola
05-17-2007, 10:43 AM
It'd be fucking nice if people wouldn't stare so fucking much...

Zee Gal
05-17-2007, 11:02 AM
Well, they're staring cause you and Sutherlady are putting on a big Fucking Show!

Dragola
05-17-2007, 11:04 AM
Well, I guess I fucking can't blame em...I'd stare too if I wasn't the one fucking

Suthernlady
05-17-2007, 11:09 AM
HAHAHA!Fuck! I would rather be the one fuckin than watching....and no fuckin fair asking Kenn...I may NOT have shown him fuckin EVERYTHING YET!

Dragola
05-17-2007, 11:11 AM
But I'll get a better fucking idea

Zee Gal
05-17-2007, 11:11 AM
seems to me that you had a novel idea for a cool summertime treat...
It involved that mold you made of Kenn's cock???
That was going to be one HOT Fucking popsicle!!

Dragola
05-17-2007, 11:12 AM
You made a fucking mold of Kenn's cock? Is it that damn fucking good?

Suthernlady
05-17-2007, 11:17 AM
LMAO! Stephy you crack me up....um Drag...haven't you heard of making molds of your man's cock? I mean when he's away...then I can play...it's the next best thing....

Dragola
05-17-2007, 11:18 AM
I fucking haven't heard of it...cos I don't have a fucking man...but I DO have a fucking cock

Zee Gal
05-17-2007, 11:18 AM
Remember! Jello may look good and funny as it wiggles!
But it's sure difficult to fuck!

Dragola
05-17-2007, 11:19 AM
Did you try to fuck a jelly cock, Steph? Cos that'd be an interesting tale

Zee Gal
05-17-2007, 11:22 AM
Not really that interesting...

It tickled a lot and wasn't firm enough to fuck but was more fun to eat!

I finally got to say I could eat a man!!! LOL!

Suthernlady
05-17-2007, 11:23 AM
Oh fuck I am laughin soooooooo hard! OK Stephy spill the beans about the fuckin jelly cock...I like blackberry without the fuckin seeds....lol!

Stephy...I THINK Drag baby wants you to mold his cock....

Dragola
05-17-2007, 11:24 AM
That was a fucking interesting tale....would've been better to fucking see it happening though...I don't know whether it'd be funny or sexy..

Suthernlady
05-17-2007, 11:37 AM
Zee has some fuckin awesome stories that would blow your mind Drag baby....or um overload your cock....whatever fits....;)

Zee Gal
05-17-2007, 12:35 PM
I'll try and keep this short...

Sara and I took a few art classes. We did a sculpture and clay molding class and with some of the other women there, we got the crazy idea about making molds of our S/O's cocks and then trying to re-cast them. Sara and I both used Hubby's cock one night and it turned out to be quite the foreplay and mess!

One of the ladies did a very heavy mold and brought it into the studio after class to make a casting but was caught and told that would not be allowed. One of the assistants who knew about what we were doing spoke with us and told us she was caught previously and that's why we were reprimanded. She also shared some secrets and hints how we could make some castings with various mediums to have fun with. The next time we all got together, we made arrangements to meet everyone, including the assistant at our house since Hubby has a full shop next to our garage where we could all cast our "cocks"

There were seven women with various materials: Plaster of Paris, Silicone rubber, Plastic, Hot Clay, Soft metals, etc. and we were all giddy and giggly doing our projects. The first thing we all did was to make a solid model of the cocks as a standard in case we had to make new molds. One of the gals was a good artist and used some airbrushes to paint the flesh tone to make them look real! Some were pretty impressive and scary too! One lady asked to have a copy made of another woman's "cock" and have it painted Black! We all laughed but funny looks and nervous but horney eyes swapped glances through out the group.

I ended up making a second cast so I could use it specifically with food. Sara gave me a knowing look and laughed as all were working to complete the pieces and let them sit overnight. Some of the casting materials needed to rest overnight while others would need to be to be fired in a kiln later at the assistants house. Everyone helped clean up and there were some very nervous or excited women acting aroused and couldn't wait to get home! I noticed a lot of squirming and shifting around but also things got pretty quiet in the end.

After cleaning up, Sara and I took the second mold into the kitchen and washed it out. We went and washed up our selves but ended up taking a shower and changing into looser, more comfortable home clothes. Sara was raiding the pantry finding whatever could work but the only thing we had was Cherry Jello!

We ended up making too little the first time and only had enough to get part-way down Hubby's shaft. After making another batch, we added it to the mold and was able to complete it to his balls. The next problem was trying to make room and set the mold upside down where it could sit in the fridge and harden. We cleared things out and had to adjust some shelves but got it to fit and left it. Later, horney and excited with anticipation, Sara and I couldn't wait to open the mold and pull out Hubby's cock! When we did, It was gorgeous but it barely stayed erect! It was kinda funny watching it wiggle and jiggle about!

Sara commented how nice it looked especially since hubby shaves his cock and balls and how our cast matched the veins and shape so well! She was the first to take a lick and play while I held the balls and the base of the shaft to keep it upright. Eventually, we stripped and played with the Jello cock between the boobs and laid it over her arse crack, just playing around and laughing. The coolness and the flexing of the Jello felt arousing and ticklish too. Sara used it like a dildo first but the way the lack of firmness and the softness effected it made it easier to rub against her clitty. It would have been easier to have her spread open and relax then try and straddle it and mount it.

After playing for a while the "cock" was getting softer and slick. I laid out on the counter and Sara tried to guide it into me but it was still cool and it tickled so I was constantly contracting my Kegels making it difficult to get more than just the tip of the head beyond my lips. Sara tried to relax me and played with my labia and clit which just made the desire more intense! She was able to get a little less than half the length inside and I just clamped down on the cool cock and it broke in half! We were giggling and laughing as I still had the Jello inside me!

Being the crazy girl Sara is, she set down the rest of the cock and proceeded to go down on me and literally eat it out of me. The sweet mess was becoming sticky but her slurping and sucking was feeling good and Sara was able to get the head out of me after making me cum. When she extracted the end of the Jello member, she looked up and handed to me with a smile and told me I deserved to eat it! The sweet and sticky Jello was coated with my juices and I licked it up before nibbling on the shaft and then took the head and slowly sucked it in and bit the head off!

We sat around laughing and playing with the rest of the Jello cock and ate it up then had to clean up the kitchen and ourselves...

Fuck! It was funny!!!

Dragola
05-17-2007, 12:51 PM
Yup, that was more fucking hot than funny for me...

Suthernlady
05-17-2007, 01:18 PM
omg!!! Steph...you have got to get over and post some of these hott stories to the story forum here....yiiiiiiiiiiiiiikes...I loooooooooooooove this one!

oops forgot the fuck again...this is the fuck thread soooooooooooooo let's all fuck....;)

Dragola
05-17-2007, 01:28 PM
Fucking agreed

NaughtyKenn
05-17-2007, 01:36 PM
OMfuckingG, that was a hot fucking story steph, I especially like the part of Sarah literally eating you out. Fuck, I got a major boner right now.

Dragola
05-17-2007, 01:40 PM
I wanna meet this fucking Sarah too now...

NaughtyKenn
05-17-2007, 01:40 PM
BTW, I know this might be fucking belated, BUT... Drag you fucker, we don't call it the fucking Independance War, it was called the motherfucking Revolutionary War. And besides, beings you are from over there, I was refering to the other fucking independance wars where you limey brits got your ass fucking handed to you. Ha ha ha, just fuckin messin with you Drag.

Dragola
05-17-2007, 01:50 PM
Since you haven't figured out what exactly I am, it's fucking understandable than you can't call me a full fucking Brit...