Fuck!!!!!!

[hornyat40]

Now that you fucking bring that fucking idea fucking up- AH FUCK!!

[Brigit Astar]

Two fucking more days till glorious fucking Saturday

[groomleader]

Fuck that noise!

[Brigit Astar]

Fuck, this week has gone by so fucking slow

[hornyat40]

Fuck, it's fucking finally fucking Saturday, Fuck Yes! Now someone fuck me!!

[Brigit Astar]

It's fucking Sunday--woo hoo! My second favorite day of the fucking week. Fuck yea

[hornyat40]

you fucking guys will be so fucking happy cause I'm fucking about to fucking post another story.

[Brigit Astar]

Fuck!!!! Fuck yea!!!

[hornyat40]

Fuck all of you, it's fucking Monday, the biggest, most fuckinest day of the whole entire fucking week.

[Brigit Astar]

Fucking Mondays...Fuck it

[hornyat40]

Fuck, I just posted....AH FUCK!!

[Brigit Astar]

Fucking Wednesday--two more fucking days. Fuck

[dingo]

i have been fucking busy all this week

[Barek]

80 fucking degrees in Northern Ill. today. I'm really fucking hoping this isn't some fucking harbinger of an awfully fucking hot summer. That would just fucking suck too much.

[Gmoney273]

Fuck, there are a lit of posts on this thread!

[Brigit Astar]

Two more fucking days till Saturday

[hornyat40]

Fucking hopefully it'll fucking cool down here in CA, wish we could fucking see some fucking more fuckin' beautiful fucking winter.

[Brigit Astar]

At last! it's fucking Friday! Woo hoo! Fuck yes!

[hornyat40]

It's fucking finally fucking Saturday-Fuck yeah!

[Brigit Astar]

It's Sunday woo hoo!. I'm gonna start celebrating early with good music, good food, and jack and coke

[hornyat40]

You forgot the fuck! AH FUCK!!! IT'S FUCKING ALMOST FUCKING MONDAY!!

[dingo]

how's everyone doing on this fucking glorious monday?

[Brigit Astar]

I fucking forgot to include the word fuck in my last post, so I need to fucking make up for it. Fuck!!!

[hornyat40]

Fuck all of you, it's fucking Wednesday!

[Barek]

Man, i'm really fucking stuffed! And, it's another totally fucking warm mid - fucking - March day. But, I don't want to turn on the fucking A.C. yet. Fuck!

[Brigit Astar]

Fuck--it got up to 88 degrees here in in east Tennessee yesterday. Today promises more of the fucking same. It's going to be a long hot fucking spring and summer.

[Barek]

Well, it's fucking Mon., and I'm so lucky I have the day off. For some fucking reason, I can't concentrate worth fucking shit this morning. In fact, I just sat staring at my keyboard for like 5 fucking minutes trying to decide how to say "I can't concentrate worth fucking shit this morning". I guess I would've been pretty fucking worthless at work today.

[Brigit Astar]

Fuck--it's Tuesday but it feels like fucking Monday.

[beachdude832000]

Fuck I have a pounding headache!

[smoothshy]

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck
Screw a kangaroo
Fingerbang an orangutan
Support your local zoo!

Yeah..my brothers used to sing this when we were kids

[Barek]

I didn't win that huge fucking Mega Millions lottery jackpot. That makes me pretty fucking sad, 'cause I knew just what the fuck to do with all that fucking money...

[Brigit Astar]

Fuck--another Monday rolls around. Fucking work sometimes bores the fuck out of me.

[Beth69]

"Fuck you (fuck you), fuck you very very much. Cause we hate what you do and we hate your whole crew so please don't stay in touch." ... got Lily playing, love that girl.

[Brigit Astar]

Fuck--I am so fucking mad I could fucking spit--I spent hours writing a story and revising it as I wrote it, only to have the story deleted when I posted it, because it was supposedly too fucking long. Fuck, the story was only six and a half pages long. All I can say is FUCK A DUCK.

[Brigit Astar]

What the fuck is wromg with other fucking sites. I post a story and half the fucking time the story is deleted when I try to fucking post it. It's irritating as fuck--plus being fucked up.

[Akota1991]

"Hey it's Saturday right?"
"FUCK YEAH!!!"

[Brigit Astar]

Another good old fucking Sunday. Fuck yes.

[DarkSaiyen]

Fuck me!! I need a good fuck.

[Brigit Astar]

Fucking Monday coming up. Fuck it.

[Blackwinter]

Why the fuck is it that the bigger the dog, the more convinced they are they're a lap-dog??

[Brigit Astar]

Fucking Tuesday--same as fucking Monday. Fuck.

[DuzCuz]

I haven't had fucking bronchitis since I quit smoking four fucking years ago. I have coughed the fuck out of my lungs until my chest is fucking sore all the way through to my backbone.

[johnoK9lover]

Well fuck me!

[Marlene38EE]

I swear, if I keep sneezing like this, my head is gonna turn right the fuck inside-out.

[Brigit Astar]

Fuck, somehow I clicked a button that drastically increased the size of the print on my comp, and now I can't fucking figure out how to fucking get it back to its original fucking size.

[Marlene38EE]

Fuck, somehow I clicked a button that drastically increased the size of the print on my comp, and now I can't fucking figure out how to fucking get it back to its original fucking size.

What OS are you running? If it's XP I might be able to help.

In the meantime I had a fuck of a good idea...Georgina loves to play with computer mice. Fin, aside from I'm trying to use it right now. I'm gonna see if there's a sewing-capable person in our area with better skills than mine and have a catnip-laced 'Mouse' made for her.
Worth a try, anyways. :D

[Brigit Astar]

I'm running XP

[Marlene38EE]

Ok...lemma look something up, then I'll post the hopeful solution...

[Marlene38EE]

I'm running XP

Is it when you're surfing, or all the time? If it's just your browser, it's an easy fix...and I suspect it's just a browser setting as with Windows changing anything always brings up all kinds of warnings about 'do you really want to?'.
Are you running Firefox or IE??
Possibilities: It's a browser thing, easy fix.
Or; You accidentally triggered the magnifyer under 'Accessbility Options'...which should be easy to turn off as I just played with it for a bit and it's pretty simplistic.

[Brigit Astar]

Hey, thanks a lot

[Brigit Astar]

Fuck, if it's not one fucking thing, it's another. I just fixed my comp and now I have a fucking headache, and I'm at work. Fuck

[Marlene38EE]

Glad to have helped. :)
I know how annoying-as-fuck computer snarls can be...learned how to fix most of them by trial and error. 99% of the time, it's something really simple like a browser setting or such.

[Brigit Astar]

I'm computer-illiterate myself. I don't know jack about comps.
I was actually fucking scared of computers for awhile, until I was forced to use one at work. Now I don't fucking fear the computer, but I'm still fucking computer-illiterate.

[Brigit Astar]

I hate to fucking work. Fuck!!!

[Marlene38EE]

Trying to deal with a world that talks about Alternative Energy but is still fetish-y about combustion-based technology is frustrating as fuck!!

[roofroof]

Tomorrow is a public holiday, fuck yeah!!!

[Brigit Astar]

Fuck, it seems the more I do at fucking work, the behinder I fucking get.

[Marlene38EE]

Murphy's fucking Law...or an adjunct of it.

[Brigit Astar]

Fuck, just when I think everything's going right, it turns out to be fucking wrong

[April]

Thank fuck tomorrow is Friday :)

[Brigit Astar]

Fuck, I've got to get off this fucking comp and get some fucking work done

[April]

Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck,
Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck,
Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck,
Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck,
Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck,
Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck,

That is all ;)

[Rico]

Are you really sure you meant to say Fuck? Or did you mean... Fucked Up?

[Brigit Astar]

It's Friday! Woo ho! Fuck yea!

[April]

Fucking Sunday

[Brigit Astar]

It's fucking Sunday! My second favorite day of the fucking week.

[April]

I don't know where the fuck time has gone today.

[Brigit Astar]

Fuck this cold

[April]

Thank fuck it's Hump Day

[Brigit Astar]

It's Friday at last! Fuck yea!

[April]

I have to go to the fucking dentist, and I fucking don't want too!!!

[AussieDevil43]

i know how you feel just had to book my wife and daughter into the royal dental hospital in melbourne
it took me to organise it for her my daughter was screamin in pain and havin autism she was scared to go to the dentist all the best sweety mwuahh hope u feel better soon

[Marlene38EE]

Ditto here for your little one. :-)

[Brigit Astar]

It's Saturday! Fuck yea! I'm going to lounge in a thin sheer slip, listen to good music and sip on jack and coke. Fuck yes.

[Marlene38EE]

Twitter.
Useful, fun--and addicting as Fuck!!
Worse than McDonald's fench fries....social-media 'Crack'. :-D LoL

[Rico]

Ooops. I see a couple of members who forgot to say fuck in the fuck thread. ;-p

[Marlene38EE]

Well, we don't have and Execute the Infidel policy. so I guess we'll let it slide. :-D

[Rico]

You did it again.... that's not what you're supposed to put in the fuck thread.

[Marlene38EE]

FUCK!!
There, better?? :-D

[Rico]

I've had it with fucking smart ass attitudes.

[Marlene38EE]

I wonder if our fucking neighbour is gonna start with her militant-vegan crap again this weekend???

[AussieDevil43]

It's Saturday! Fuck yea! I'm going to lounge in a thin sheer slip, listen to good music and sip on jack and coke. Fuck yes.


fuck that sounds hot one way to get this aussie devil fucking horny heheheheheehe

[AussieDevil43]

i always wake up to fucking early on the weekends might be time to head to the fucking gym

[Marlene38EE]

Fucking sinuses....this Spring is gonna be one of 'Those'....

[April]

Fuck it's cold today

[Marlene38EE]

I am so fucking appreciative of how hubby is tolerating my incessant obsession about PROMETHEUS!! :-D
It's a fucking stunner how he hasn't strangled me yet...

[Brigit Astar]

Fuck--I woke up at 6 a.m. this morning! This is one of my days off. Why did I fucking wake up so fucking early? My system is so fucked up.

[April]

That happens to me every fucking weekend... I couldn't wake up early for work during the week - even if the fucking huse was on fire, but come Sunday morning and I was awake at fucking 5am.

[Marlene38EE]

Fucking circadian rythym....
I can relate, sometimes I crash out, wake up for NO reason three hours later....

[Rico]

Fuck it all.

[Brigit Astar]

I still have a touch of this fucking cold.

[Marlene38EE]

The fucking thing does take a while to get rid of, it's one stubborn little fuck.

[Brigit Astar]

I think the fucking cold has disappated. I'm getting ready to go to fucking work.

[Marlene38EE]

This fucking Cold--made it's rounds across the globe, little monster.

[Glimseye]

At the moment I've got no fucking reason to swear. I'll be back when I do.

[Marlene38EE]

I do.
My fucking bastard Husband KNOWS I'm boiling-over sexually and he's denied me permission for self-pleasure once already....
...feels like my puss is about to explode, I can't sit still without squirming.
I love him, but he can be SUCH a playfully-sadistic bastard. :-D

[Brigit Astar]

Fuck, but this comp is addictive. I've been at work for over two fucking hours and I haven't got a fucking thing done.

[katydid]

I need a better fucking than this vibrator is giving me right now...

[Marlene38EE]

I heard that. Sympathies.

My girlbuddy's fucking boyfriend was such a pain in the ass this morning with calling her we've turned off her phone and if he calls the house number again, I'm filing a complaint. I've got better things to do than waste my time dealing with an abusive, insecure baby-male who gets 'tough-guy' on the phone.
He'd better not be fucking stupid enough to come here.

[Brigit Astar]

I feel fucking tired, and I have a ten fucking hours of work ahead of me.

[phyro14288]

Free fuck. First person gets oral

[Marlene38EE]

Fuck--can't think of anything....

[SergioSirsay]

I'm not gonna be able to keep it to one fucking idea. You've been warned. I did really try. I ask a little forgiveness. =)

One of my favorite sentences of all time: "Fuck you, you fucking fuck!"

Also, Marlene: Your Hubby's my kind of sadistic--it's fucking beautiful to charge a willing partner up like that and then enjoy the eventual fuckin' explosion. And, if If that fucking guy (girlbuddy's bf) is that stupid, I'm told Canada has a LOT of lakes, and I remember lime being inexpensive... just sayin'... lol

[Marlene38EE]

I'm not gonna be able to keep it to one fucking idea. You've been warned. I did really try. I ask a little forgiveness. =)

One of my favorite sentences of all time: "Fuck you, you fucking fuck!"

Also, Marlene: Your Hubby's my kind of sadistic--it's fucking beautiful to charge a willing partner up like that and then enjoy the eventual fuckin' explosion. And, if If that fucking guy (girlbuddy's bf) is that stupid, I'm told Canada has a LOT of lakes, and I remember lime being inexpensive... just sayin'... lol

That sentence you fave---rings a bell!! I can't quite recall from where...tip-of-the-brain...
It does nicely sum-up some Human interactions, though!! :-D

One term I use, picked up from Mom is; 'Fuck-a-duck'--when really pissed. Like smashing one's toes into a coffeetable's legs in the dark, full-force. It's meaningless, but it IS surprisingly satisfying to vent with. :-D

The soon-to-be-ex-Bf of hers, and yes she's decided--she's fucking 'had it' with him, and after what's been revealed, I don't fault her one bit!
Good idea, but I wouldn't feel right polluting our lakes like that--but hungry Coyotes abound out here... ;-)
In all seriousness, she's pressing Assault charges.
If the idiot's tragically stupid enough to come here...that is a VERY bad idea on his part, as hubby's due home tonight, and if he comes by before hubby's home John won't handle him with anything less than pure hostility, AND we'd be adding our charges on top of my friend's. So dippy just ends up even deeper on the losing end of things.
(John is Martin's oldest friend who's living with us at our request due to his health--I love him like an older brother.)

Yes, hubby's a sadist alright. :-D
A devious, evil-minded, twistedly-inventive, dark-sider sadist--and I love him for it!
He's been keeping me 'boiling' since he left, and as 'agonizing' as it is--well...it has it's eventual benefits. ;-)
...WHEN he eventually lets me have bone-harringly orgasmic melt-down. SO worth it.... :-D
Although I can fucking HEAR the smirk in his voice when he refuses my permission for 'self-service'. *grumble* :-)

[phyro14288]

Well fuck me sideways.

[Marlene38EE]

Fuck the windows. Weather's getting dicey, so we'll get them with the powerwasher another day.
Not too upset, I'm not a fan of climbing up ladders...

[phyro14288]

Fucken zombies RUN

[SergioSirsay]

The soon-to-be-ex-Bf of hers, and yes she's decided--she's fucking 'had it' with him, and after what's been revealed, I don't fault her one bit!
Good idea, but I wouldn't feel right polluting our lakes like that--but hungry Coyotes abound out here... ;-) [...]

Yes, hubby's a sadist alright. :-D
A devious, evil-minded, twistedly-inventive, dark-sider sadist--and I love him for it!
He's been keeping me 'boiling' since he left, and as 'agonizing' as it is--well...it has it's eventual benefits. ;-)
...WHEN he eventually lets me have bone-harringly orgasmic melt-down. SO worth it.... :-D
Although I can fucking HEAR the smirk in his voice when he refuses my permission for 'self-service'. *grumble* :-)

...
With as much phone-time as I've done (... innocent whistles...), and the "ear" I inherited from my maternal grandfather (long story that will simmer out over time for those interested) ... HEARING a facial expression in a voice is absolutely understandable. I've been known to USE it myself.

Dippy, as you call him, could also, and perhaps even more properly, become pig food... (anyone ever see that fucking brilliant Guy Ritchie movie "Snatch"?)

Ah, the explosion that comes from the slow-burn intensity of a randy lass having been made to wait and simmer by a wicked and sadistic mind... it's a thing of fucking beauty--and yet another story idea for me. /evil laugh

[Marlene38EE]

...
With as much phone-time as I've done (... innocent whistles...), and the "ear" I inherited from my maternal grandfather (long story that will simmer out over time for those interested) ... HEARING a facial expression in a voice is absolutely understandable. I've been known to USE it myself.

Dippy, as you call him, could also, and perhaps even more properly, become pig food... (anyone ever see that fucking brilliant Guy Ritchie movie "Snatch"?)

Ah, the explosion that comes from the slow-burn intensity of a randy lass having been made to wait and simmer by a wicked and sadistic mind... it's a thing of fucking beauty--and yet another story idea for me. /evil laugh

I was right about the fucking weather--with the winds, no way I want to be up a fucking ladder fighting with cloths, paper towels and windex...

Glad you understand 'hearing' the expression in a voice--kind of a difficult concept to communicate. :-)
The long story?? As-and-when you're ready, there'll doubtless be an audience. :-D
I know I'll be front-row. ;-)

True, regarding 'dippy', there's 'Snatch' and the scene from 'Hannibal' also. ;-) Happily enough, for my nose, the nearest pig farm is fairly distant. Coyotes, they're about a quarter-mile away-ish at the treeline-forest area just off our neighborhood...semi-rural living has it's advantages. :-D
But, he won't likely be dealing with Porcine hassles...Constabulatory, definitely. Saves the pigs some indigestion at least!! :-D

I dunno what's worse, the agony of boiling away while he's gone, or that when watching clock on the day he's due back!!
My girlbuddy's so curious about things, that she wants me to ask hubby to let her view a 'session'. I'm fine with it, have to wait and see what hubby says. I'm stressing to her that no matter what she sees, hears, or how things 'look' it's all part of the 'game' and the only Stop is my using a Safeword. Pretty sure she gets it, but it's gonna be a new experience for her so she's going to be pretty 'shell-shocked' I'd expect.

[Marlene38EE]

Fucken zombies RUN

Fucking good one!! :-D

[SergioSirsay]

Speaking of fucking safewords (EXCELLENT concept for her to learn about, especially in the situation you describe, Marlene):

http://xkcd.com/1039/

[Marlene38EE]

Speaking of fucking safewords (EXCELLENT concept for her to learn about, especially in the situation you describe, Marlene):

http://xkcd.com/1039/


That was Fucking great!! :-D LoL
I really can't wait to show it to hubby!! He's gonna get a good laugh out of that strip. :-)

Well, she's curious, and has impeccable manners, so I'm good with her viewing a session. She does now fully understand the Safeword concept--AND what makes that strip so funny!! :-)

[Glimseye]

I'm going to fucking explode down there and there's nothing I can do about it, I'm constantly being disturbed. I may have 2 or 3 minutes on my hands, I'll see if I can make it.

[phyro14288]

Fuck that sucks.

[Marlene38EE]

I'm going to fucking explode down there and there's nothing I can do about it, I'm constantly being disturbed. I may have 2 or 3 minutes on my hands, I'll see if I can make it.

I can abso-fucking-lutely relate!!
Husband won't be home until later, and my puss feels like a steam-volcano about to blow! Minutes ticking by like geologic ages...
Relative time...Einstein didn't know the half of it.

[phyro14288]

Where do i sign to see that fucking show. It sounds like its going to be intense

[Marlene38EE]

I just hope I'm right about my friend's open-mindedness... :-)
She's never seen anything like what's gonna be happening tonight before in-person. Vids are one thing, live-fucking-unmistakable-reality only a few feet away is totally different.
But, she asked to sit-in on a session and she's an adult. It'll be fun talking about it afterwards with her. :-D

[phyro14288]

Fuck I want to see that video. Have your girlbuddy film it Im sure Im not the only one that would watch it.

[Marlene38EE]

Fuck, shoulds considered this WAY earlier...
Gonna set up a thread for the escapades to come, so this thread doesn't get 'clogged'.

Here it is;

http://www.sexstoriespost.com/forums/showthread.php/32051-BDSM-Minutes-Mayhem-amp-Misadventures-at-Casa-de-Chaos

My apologies for having clogged this thread, sorry folks.

[whoknowsfap]

FUCK that feels deep

[Marlene38EE]

I SO fucking can't wait to see Prometheus!!!
Fucking lucky Brits...they get early screenings tonight, and it's in theatres there tomorrow.

[SergioSirsay]

Fucking manners are gorram important. I value them highly, always appreciate seeing them, and try to have good ones myself. They're not difficult, just takes some mindfulness.

Here's to Marlene's girlbuddy getting a fucking fantastic show, and those lucky ones of us can imagine it in the mind's eye! (Knowing Marlene won't be sharing that vid if one was made and respecting her wishes.)

[Marlene38EE]

I SO very much fucking wish I could tolerate being on camera!!
You folks have no idea what kind of fucking torture it is to be half-way to a 'live show' and still cringe at even the thought of a camera being pointed at me... *sigh*
Thank-You for speaking of respecting my wishes. :-) (HUG)

But yes, manners are very fucking important!! :-)
'Gorram'...?? Y'all wouldn't be one a them's in opposition to the fucking Alliance would'ja?? :-D

[SergioSirsay]

"At last, we can retire, and give up this life of [fuckin'] crime."

[Marlene38EE]

"Did the primary (fucking) buffer panel just fall off my ship for no apparent reason?"

[SergioSirsay]

[skips a few lines]

"That was six fuckin months ago, Cap'n."

[Marlene38EE]

"No [fucking] grenades."

[SergioSirsay]

"I just get [fuckin'] excitable as ta choice, that's all..."

(Particularly fitting, I think...)

[Marlene38EE]

[Good one, and I agree!]

Editted dialogue, Kaylee with SMG, prepping for the Reaver-standoff; "Fuck this, I'm gonna live!"

[SergioSirsay]

"You mean to say, as in, [fucking]?"

"I mean to [fucking] say."

[phyro14288]

Zombies in Florida now Fucken mermaids. What the fuck

[Rico]

Fucking nothing again.

[phyro14288]

I got a lovely fuck stick. (overheard at my work 10 minutes ago)

[SergioSirsay]

Robert A. Heinlein's World-as-Myth (for those unfamiliar, see novel entitled: "...The Number of the Beast" [sic]) is a fucking fantastic way to look at things--especially since it means every story posted here becomes a universe in existence AND defeats any complaints about use of a "Mary Sue" with the argument, "And your point is...?"

"Because... because Batman."

[Marlene38EE]

Fuck...I rhink I actually understand that!

[SergioSirsay]

World-as-Myth is a fucking beautiful idea. lol

[Marlene38EE]

Gotta look that up....

[Brigit Astar]

Fuck--I woke up at 4:30 this morning--couldn't go back to sleep.

[Marlene38EE]

I can relate--no fucking reason for it, just happens to people sometimes.

[amybabe69]

whooooo fuck me backwards

[Marlene38EE]

Not sure if this is an official term, but I think it sounds vaguely cool, and it is appropriate for Rodeo season here...
Fuck me sidesaddle!!

[amybabe69]

hehe fuck me reverse cowgirl

[Marlene38EE]

Fucking Good One!!! :thumb:

[amybabe69]

hell fuck yes

[Akota1991]

Fuck those are big

[amybabe69]

and fuck they are real lol

[Marlene38EE]

Fuck...I've got too many ideas in my head, I've gotta jot them down before I lose them...

[amybabe69]

do it while they are fresh

[Marlene38EE]

Oh, I am--I Fucking ALWAYS have a notebook and pen nearby for just that reason!! :thumb:

[amybabe69]

fuck ur good xx

[Marlene38EE]

I'm just being the only Fucking 'me' I know how to be. :Grin_anim:

But, Thank-You for saying! :icon074:

[amybabe69]

no worries love to tell someone if they are great x

[SergioSirsay]

I fucking love a lazy Sunday. =)

[amybabe69]

i love fucking on a sunday :wink_2:

[Marlene38EE]

I love fucking...
well, anytime's good. :thumb:

[Akota1991]

Agreed, I could fuck any day of the week

[amybabe69]

i could fuck any hour of the day

[Akota1991]

Maybe we should meet up an fuck lol

[amybabe69]

fucking is good cumming is great

[SergioSirsay]

I'm in. heh. Like my earlier truth said... if the physiology responds, so do I. =)

[Akota1991]

Cumming is great, cumming together is even better but that depends on how you fuck

[amybabe69]

fuck hard and fast and dirty is the best way

[Akota1991]

Your fucking right about that

[Marlene38EE]

Abso-Fucking-lutely!!! thmb

[amybabe69]

dont i fucking know it and im fucking good too

[Akota1991]

Would you like to prove that sometime? ;)

[amybabe69]

hell yes love to fuck

[Akota1991]

Fucking could be my favorite pass time

[Marlene38EE]

Fucking good point!!!
Excellent fucking point, really....

[amybabe69]

fucking is the only pastime i enjoy

[Akota1991]

That can be the only fucking thing

[amybabe69]

well no but its the best fucking thing

[Akota1991]

I'll give you that fucking point

[amybabe69]

why thanks

[Marlene38EE]

Fuck...
Husband's gonna drive me crazy with his looks, smirks and such.
I KNOW he's up to something....so ducking curious about it.

[amybabe69]

mmm anticipation fucking love that

[Marlene38EE]

Anricipation...
It IS really Fucking good...
But...
Sometimes I just wanna grab him by the ears and scream; "FUCK ME!" into his face.

[amybabe69]

then do it lol

[Marlene38EE]

I'd like to, but the 'mood' isn't just-right for yet...maybe fucking soon though!! LoL

[amybabe69]

i hope to be later waiting for my fuck buddy to come over

[Marlene38EE]

Fucking-A! :thumb:

Nuff said, right?

[amybabe69]

oh hell yes cant wait so wet and gonna fuck his brains out

[Marlene38EE]

oh hell yes cant wait so wet and gonna fuck his brains out

I can completely relate!!! :icon127:

[amybabe69]

hes gonna love every fucking minute xxx

[Marlene38EE]

And so will you...:wink_2:

[Brigit Astar]

Fuck, I'm hungry--didn't have breakfast., I think I'll take off early and eat an early lunch.

[Marlene38EE]

Fucking gag...
But not being able to speak does focus one's thoughts...
Fucking thing's locked-on, so I'm under supervision, for safety, and it is fucking annoying.

[amybabe69]

fuck im hungry

[Akota1991]

Fuck I'm full. Just got off lunch

[amybabe69]

fuck love being full mmmmm

[Marlene38EE]

Husband took the fucking gag out long enough for me to drink an Ensure and a large glass of V8, then, back on it went.
...it's fucking amazing how 'controlled' a gag makes you feel.

[SergioSirsay]

Fucking fuck fuck fuck. Fucking fuckery, I tell you.

[Marlene38EE]

Fucking fuck fuck fuck. Fucking fuckery, I tell you.

It's Monday, Sergio.
You've got my sympathies, though.
Mondays usually suck like hard vacuum through a starship hull breach.

[SergioSirsay]

So fucking glad Monday night improved. LOL

[Marlene38EE]

Good to fuckig hear!!! :thumb:

[Brigit Astar]

Fuck--Wednesdays are almost as bad as fucking Tuesdays.

[Marlene38EE]

Fucking Wednesdays...
The 'PNR' of weekdays...
(Point of No Return)

[SergioSirsay]

We all know the adage: "after Monday and Tuesday, even the *calendar* says 'WTF!?'"

Blackwinter: it was definitely NOT lost on me. (Similarly, on one Sith character in SW:TOR, I left the shock collar on the companion character; on the other, I took it off. If my laptop liked the graphics requirements of the game more, I would play more of it and progress the reaction of the two companions comparatively, just for grins.)

Hump Day, Marlene! ;-)

[Marlene38EE]

We all know the adage: "after Monday and Tuesday, even the *calendar* says 'WTF!?'"

Blackwinter: it was definitely NOT lost on me. (Similarly, on one Sith character in SW:TOR, I left the shock collar on the companion character; on the other, I took it off. If my laptop liked the graphics requirements of the game more, I would play more of it and progress the reaction of the two companions comparatively, just for grins.)

Hump Day, Marlene! ;-)

WTF...*slaps forehead*
Fuck--I just 'got' that... LoL!

I will admit, I was wondering the same as hubby about that Futurama movie!!
It's funny how little bits of BDSM creep into this and that aspect of the overall entertainment world... :wink_2:

It certainly will be soon around here...and evening, night... :wink_2:

Happy Wednesday folks!!

[Brigit Astar]

Fuck...even when I feel food I feel something must be wrong

[Marlene38EE]

Fuck...even when I feel food I feel something must be wrong

That's also one of the things I see that's a sign something is really fucking WRONG in the world.
People shouldn't feel that way--Media Poisoning, to coin a phrase, maybe??
Sympathies thought Brigit, I do know that feeling well, as do far too many people. (HUG)

[Akota1991]

Fuck I'm bored

[Marlene38EE]

Casa de Chaos--fuck I really picked the right name for this place!! LoL

[Brigit Astar]

Thank thre fuck it'S fRIDAY

[Marlene38EE]

F U C K...
Waited a little too long to do my milking...

[chestnut]

FUCK! I missed seeing Marlene milk.

[Marlene38EE]

FUCK! I missed seeing Marlene milk.

Fuck, if I can get past this camera-photograph thing and go on those livecam sites, I wonder how many folks would click-in to see me do a milking???

[Kayla Blind]

Fuck, if I can get past this camera-photograph thing and go on those livecam sites, I wonder how many folks would click-in to see me do a milking???

I would watch it! Many, many times.

[Marlene38EE]

I would watch it! Many, many times.

Fuck...
I've got to find a therapy to fix this fucking disorder... *Bangs head on coffeetable*

[Landy]

Fuck the lack of therapy is Canada!

[Brigit Astar]

Fuck, I'm horny this morning. Gonna have to call somebody up.

[Marlene38EE]

...better not fall off the fucking roof while they moddy the solar panels.

[Landy]

Fuck my insomnia

[Brigit Astar]

Fuck yes!!! Woo hoo! My boss told me she would take care of me tonight.

[Akota1991]

Fuck I need a break, I'm sweating my balls off at work

[Marlene38EE]

Brianna plainly learned her fucking lesson about parking lots. When we were out earlier, she stayed right-close on my arm like a good girl.

[Marlene38EE]

Fuck, my fucking computer fucking shit itself, and with all my fucking knowledge and experience, i dont know how to fucking fix it and im fucking pissed. Fucking 2 grand worth of parts and its fucking useless

Ouwch!!
Serious fucking sympathies!!

[poppy6942]

Fuckity fuck fuck

[Akota1991]

I'd be happy to be your fucking master

[SergioSirsay]

FUCK, Blackwinter's a lucky SOB in several ways.
I would watch the fuck out of *anything* they posted. ;-)

[SergioSirsay]

This goes here but could ALSO go on Tell a Truth: the idea of enjoying a Yippieskip show has me fucking tongue-tied. Which for *ME* is rare and amazing.

At the moment, the only other thing that would tongue-tie me is... I'm not going to share it right this minute, but it's a good thing, no worries. lol

[Marlene38EE]

I don't think modern cams would survive, even shielded, trying to record a scene between her and Deen...
Fuck, I really wanna see that!!

[Rico]

The fucking resurrection is complete. :-(

[Marlene38EE]

It's fucking amazing how some folks just refuse to take 'NO' as an answer to their Contract offers.

[Brigit Astar]

I'm especially fucking horny this afternoon. Going to give my boss/girlfriend a call and have a hot lick and fuck

[Akota1991]

Fuck I need a girl right now!

[April]

Fuck the flu :(

[Marlene38EE]

I'm feeling just 'fucked up' today...not sick, really, just...'fucked-up'.

[daveywavey]

fuck thats the wrong hole you fucker, ahhh wait fuck it !! lol

[dingo]

it's going to be one fucking hot day!

[Brigit Astar]

Fuck, I'm still so fucking horny, I can't stand it.

[Marlene38EE]

Fuck, I'm still so fucking horny, I can't stand it.

Been there, going there again soon, sympathies & commiserations. (HUG)

[Pale Rider]

109 Fuckin degrees......:microwave:

[Marlene38EE]

109 Fuckin degrees......:microwave:

F U C K....:shocked2:

[Pale Rider]

Fuckin luv A/C

[Pale Rider]

Gotta get me a Fucking summer home in the high country, and before you ask, yes we do.:FIREdevil:

[Marlene38EE]

Gotta get me a Fucking summer home in the high country, and before you ask, yes we do.:FIREdevil:

Montana has some nice areas that might be more temperate...dunno much about Montana, but mountains and such, right? Gotta be a lot fucking cooler than AZ?

I think I've got the hint, yes. :Grin_anim:

[Pale Rider]

I was thinking Canada maybe......:thumb: yes yes I know :sign0006: bad boy,down boy, good boy

[Marlene38EE]

I was thinking Canada maybe......:thumb: yes yes I know :sign0006: bad boy,down boy, good boy

LOL! :jestera:

Nothing wrong with Canada, but the winters can be FUCKING brutal, though!!
-30 Celsius. That's NOT a joke or exaggeration...it's the fucking hard-core bone-shattering fact.

[Pale Rider]

LOL! :jestera:

Nothing wrong with Canada, but the winters can be FUCKING brutal, though!!
-30 Celsius. That's NOT a joke or exaggeration...it's the fucking hard-core bone-shattering fact.

My bloods to Fucking thin anyways

[Marlene38EE]

My bloods to Fucking thin anyways

One winter here, it'd thicken. :icon223:
I've actually seen hot-fucking-ice...Husband showed me this cool trick.
Really cold night, he boiled some water we went outside and then he threw it upwards, and steaming ice chunks came down!!
Welcome to Canada, eh?

...keeping liquor cold in winter, not much of a hassle...-30C and you've got whisky colder than the ice cubes you pour it on.
So, it can be handy. :Grin_anim:

[Pale Rider]

Did that very thing in Germany, damn that was Fuckin cold

[Marlene38EE]

That's a good way to call it; 'fuckin cold'...describes it perfectly!!
'Hot Ice'...fuck, I thought he was kidding me that night....

[April]

I have had two fucking days off work with the flu...

[Pale Rider]

Thanks to SSP now I'm Fucking horny.....oh dear.......:icon167:

[April]

Glad to hear the fucking forum is doing it's job ;)

[Pale Rider]

(in regards to what my Dam is doing to drive me to the point of insanity....)

FUCK!!! FUCKITY-FUCK-FUCK-A-DUCK-FUCKFUCKFUCK!!!!!

...and now I feel a teeny bit better...TY for listening. :angel:

Oh Fuch yea......

[Pale Rider]

Enough with the Fucking wild fires already, you're burning down my playgrounds

[gobbledoc]

fuck the cold weather bring on summer and 30+ heat i don't like the cold

[Marlene38EE]

Fire season up here in Alberta soon too...if it hasn't fucking started already. Makes camping a real fuck-up some years...