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redvis57
08-31-2009, 11:22 AM
I will fuck for food...or I will give you food if you fuck me...or if things get fucked up I will just eat the fucking food myself.
myrasimmons45
09-01-2009, 07:52 AM
You want to fucking fly? Grow wings or join the mile high club with me!
April
09-28-2009, 05:35 AM
Fuck it has been quiet in here... need to stay around and post more often I think :)
PonderaXD
09-28-2009, 04:43 PM
Hey, my dick just died. Can I bury it in your ass?
NO FUCK YOU!!!!
flubber
09-30-2009, 10:27 AM
Well really!! There was no Fucking need for that. LOL
I am just having a fucking bad time of things right now and i want to shout FUCK OFF to the world.
kumogekkou
09-30-2009, 10:43 AM
thisis a great fucking forum...laughing a fucking riot up over here
April
10-05-2009, 05:29 PM
Fuck - my 3-day weekend is over and I had to come back to work for a rest.. I think the next time we decide to knock a wall out in the house, we need to do it when we have more time off work!
There's that fucking , pesky, little....honey do list again......
crzy67
10-05-2009, 06:44 PM
"fuckin', fuckity, fuck, fuck!!"
myrasimmons45
10-06-2009, 05:18 AM
I fucked all weekend. I'm still sore and tingling and it feels soooo good!
Seems like some thing never fucking change.
donaldt69
10-08-2009, 08:28 PM
Fuck is my favorite Fucking word.
badlybent
10-08-2009, 10:03 PM
Fuck man, this fucking thread has been around for fucking ever. WTF? And were the fuck is SL who started the fucking thing in the first fucking place? :icon031:
1bigduke
10-09-2009, 01:38 PM
You mean you want me to FUCK THAT!?
Fuck...it's quiet in here. We need to have a party.
Let's find a central location...and everybody come...(or is that cum?)
P.S......bring your own lube......
kaptainkaos
10-16-2009, 05:39 PM
Well FUCK me running up a goat's ass sideways!
kaptainkaos
10-16-2009, 05:41 PM
Watch your FUCKING mouth! - great line from the movie Faceoff
April
10-18-2009, 09:16 PM
I hate fucking Mondays!!! Thankfully this one is nearly fucking over :)
Is fucking on Monday different from any other day? :Grin_anim:
April
10-20-2009, 10:39 PM
Fuck the Heat!!! We finally had a sneak peak at what our summer will be like today... I already miss winter :(
We've had a taste of what our winter might fucking be like.
Way to cold for this time of year.
You can have some of our cold if you like.
April
10-21-2009, 04:00 AM
Fuck the weather :).. but I will take 10 of your cooler degrees for 10 of my hotter ones if you still want to swap!
Fuck the weather? Just fuck......
Can you fucking believe this shit?
badlybent
12-01-2009, 10:16 PM
Oh fuck I think I broke it.
April
12-03-2009, 06:30 PM
Fuck, Fuck, Fuck... it's only 21 more sleeps until Christmas :icon160:
susie
12-03-2009, 06:45 PM
Holy fuck that isn't much time left !!
OldHorny
12-03-2009, 07:41 PM
Fuck only 500 and a half hours before i dress up like Santa then another 168 hours till I get my birthday pressie of my ladies woooohoooooooo
badlybent
12-03-2009, 10:07 PM
Oh fuck Christmas is coming. Now get the fuck out, stimulate the fucking economy and buy some fucking presents. Save a job, buy something made in fucking China. It's for your own fucking good.
April
12-04-2009, 02:51 AM
Time to line Santa up as he flies over... maybe this fucking year we will get him.
A fucking Santa rug for April..
flubber
12-04-2009, 06:07 AM
Ric you are being a fucking pain in the fucking ass about my eating fucking habits. You are a fucking loveable pain in the ass but still one any way!!!
myrasimmons45
12-04-2009, 06:07 AM
I'm sleeping naked under the tree this year. Santa better fuck me, its all I want for Christmas!
Brigit Astar
12-04-2009, 09:02 AM
what the fuck day is this-- I seem to have lost track of a day--what happened to Thursday
Dorki3edwin
12-15-2009, 11:15 PM
Fuck the POLICE!
Must have fucked something up...
Suthernlady
01-10-2010, 09:28 PM
How the fuck is everybody? Hmmmmmm? :)
myrasimmons45
01-11-2010, 10:02 AM
fuck me, please!
redhead18yr
01-11-2010, 08:06 PM
Bad fucking mood
kinky_kitty
01-11-2010, 08:27 PM
Yippie kay yay mother fucker!
redhead18yr
01-11-2010, 08:48 PM
Single now, FUCK YES!
badlybent
01-11-2010, 09:18 PM
Well FUCK ME! SL's back.
redhead18yr
01-11-2010, 09:28 PM
I should be FUCKING asleep right now
Suthernlady
01-12-2010, 12:42 AM
Well how the fuck are you Bent?
redhead18yr
01-12-2010, 04:50 AM
Good fucking morning.
saintman
01-12-2010, 06:08 AM
have a fucking fantastic day.
redhead18yr
01-12-2010, 07:03 AM
Nap fucking time.
redhead18yr
01-12-2010, 12:20 PM
Still fucking tired
saintman
01-12-2010, 01:29 PM
need to get some fucking pussy
redhead18yr
01-12-2010, 01:31 PM
Fucking head aches!
Angeal
01-12-2010, 06:21 PM
What the fuck should i have for lunch?
redhead18yr
01-12-2010, 08:02 PM
What the fuck
Angeal
01-12-2010, 10:00 PM
Fucking TV, there's so many Fuckin channels but there's never anything on..... it's fucking ridiculous.
redhead18yr
01-13-2010, 12:41 AM
Fucking douchebag dogs!
TBlayz
01-13-2010, 12:47 AM
My fuckin shoe slipped off when I took my dog out, and I stepped straight in a puddle of frozen slush!
redhead18yr
01-13-2010, 01:03 AM
I'd be fucking pissed if my shoe did that.
Angeal
01-13-2010, 01:05 AM
Fuckin shoes, they kill more people than they save.
redhead18yr
01-13-2010, 01:13 AM
Fucking endometriosis. :'(
Angeal
01-13-2010, 04:08 AM
Yeah fucking endo..... endomet.... fucking, watever it is.
saintman
01-13-2010, 06:38 AM
good fucking morning
redhead18yr
01-13-2010, 07:26 AM
fuck me?
Angeal
01-13-2010, 07:29 AM
It's my fucking bed time.... But theres fucking thunder and shit keeping me awake :(
redhead18yr
01-13-2010, 09:55 AM
Aw Josh is scared of fucking thunder
redhead18yr
01-13-2010, 01:18 PM
No, Fuck me!
corey_cum
01-13-2010, 04:05 PM
You want me to fuck you where?
redhead18yr
01-13-2010, 04:07 PM
I have a fucking headache!
Angeal
01-13-2010, 05:05 PM
I have a fucking headache too..... from the thunder that im not fucking scared of!
redhead18yr
01-13-2010, 07:03 PM
Tired of fucking lying bitches.
Angeal
01-14-2010, 05:13 AM
Fucked if I know!
redhead18yr
01-14-2010, 05:59 AM
Fucking dizziness go away
saintman
01-14-2010, 06:04 AM
Fucking rain starting again
redhead18yr
01-14-2010, 06:12 AM
fucking merry go round again. :(
saintman
01-14-2010, 06:18 AM
I wish I had a girl here to fuck right now.
redhead18yr
01-14-2010, 06:19 AM
fuck douchebags.
saintman
01-14-2010, 06:26 AM
no fucking kidding
redhead18yr
01-14-2010, 06:27 AM
fucking dog needs to sit still
saintman
01-14-2010, 09:00 AM
fucking income taxes
redhead18yr
01-14-2010, 11:18 AM
fucking weird ass dreams
surge
01-14-2010, 11:44 AM
fucking nightmares
redhead18yr
01-14-2010, 12:29 PM
fucking idiot doctors
surge
01-14-2010, 12:49 PM
fucking god-complex doctors
saintman
01-14-2010, 01:40 PM
fucking deadbeats
redhead18yr
01-14-2010, 09:50 PM
disappointing fatfuck doctors give the good doctors a bad name..
redhead18yr
01-15-2010, 04:43 AM
fuck not be able to sleep for more than 2 hours.
saintman
01-15-2010, 06:27 AM
fucking headache
redhead18yr
01-16-2010, 05:27 PM
fucking stuffy nose!!
saintman
01-19-2010, 06:54 AM
Fuck me,its Tuesday.
myrasimmons45
01-19-2010, 09:11 AM
Fuck me, please! I am soooo horny!
Brigit Astar
01-19-2010, 09:36 AM
Fuck, but I feel bad--I'm coming down with something
susie
01-19-2010, 07:27 PM
awww poor Brigit :( the fucking flu get ya hun ?
saintman
01-19-2010, 08:03 PM
fucking deadbeats won pay up. going have to send my man to break his fucking money loose
myrasimmons45
01-20-2010, 03:42 AM
Susie, can I kiss your hot, red, fucking ass?
ad12211
01-20-2010, 06:41 AM
yeah thats fuckin hot in here
saintman
01-20-2010, 07:55 AM
Fuck it!
susie
01-20-2010, 11:08 AM
oh fuck yes please myra mmmmmmmm
saintman
01-20-2010, 12:41 PM
More fucking less fighting
mover
01-20-2010, 01:12 PM
fucking amazing :)
saintman
01-20-2010, 08:22 PM
fuck,I am tired
ClintonB
01-20-2010, 11:44 PM
fuck I'm tired as well
saintman
01-21-2010, 06:00 AM
I woke up with a fucking headache.
redhead18yr
01-28-2010, 10:56 PM
fucking impatient
myrasimmons45
01-29-2010, 05:52 AM
I ate a fucking pussy this morning, not I need a good fucking. Any cocks available and ready?
saintman
01-29-2010, 06:04 AM
My fucking cock is rock hard and ready Myra
redhead18yr
01-29-2010, 07:54 PM
I am always fucking waiting.
saintman
01-31-2010, 07:42 AM
Fuck,it is too early to have to get up on a Sunday.
April
02-02-2010, 05:53 AM
Fuck!!! The forum keeps kicking me out :(
saintman
02-02-2010, 06:00 AM
Fucking groundhog.
myrasimmons45
02-02-2010, 06:08 AM
damn I want to kiss Susie's reddened ass while someone fucks my pussy
saintman
02-04-2010, 03:29 AM
fuck me,I want some pussy
April
02-04-2010, 08:13 AM
Well since it’s almost 2 years since Fred made his first appearance in the “Fuck” thread, I thought it was about time the chase was brought back to life – especially since us girls never caught him....
So tonight I have four fucking words to add to this thread, and a couple of alerts to my fellow hunters to let them know the chase is on...
Here Mousey, Mousey, Mousey....
Fred says...... na, na, na, na, na, na,......come and get me....
April
02-04-2010, 08:39 AM
Fred may fucking say that now... but I bet he won't be complaining too much when we finally do catch the quick little fucker.
saintman
02-04-2010, 11:42 AM
I guess I need to change my fucking name to Fred.
myrasimmons45
02-04-2010, 11:54 AM
I'm leaving a day early to get fucking laid!
saintman
02-04-2010, 08:25 PM
fucking rain wont go away
gobbledoc
02-07-2010, 12:19 AM
its fucking raining again my digger will need fucking floties now there's a funny thought a 30ton pussy with floties rotflmao
saintman
02-07-2010, 03:36 AM
Its fucking Superbowl Sunday.
Fuck, lost posts again...... !cfusd
ROCKETSPEEDFISH
02-18-2010, 11:35 AM
What the hell... oops i meant fuck.
April
02-20-2010, 07:47 PM
Fuck my stupid ISP for slowing my connection... or should that be thank fuck my Husband has gone back to work, so that he can't download 50 gig worth of stuff in 11 days... This stupid connection is worse that dialup - 5 minutes to load one page!!!
Plus to top that off, I got a stupid fucking virus on Saturday morning and it took me over 6 hours to download the crap I needed to get rid of it!!!
Sorry all, but I feel a little better now... only 14 more fucking sleeps until I have full-speed internet again :(
Arouzal
02-20-2010, 08:21 PM
Haven't needed to say it today. How odd...
saintman
02-20-2010, 09:18 PM
I hate losing a fucking contact and have to wear glasses
myrasimmons45
02-22-2010, 07:05 AM
Rico, can I fucking watch you fuck?
I don't like fucking games.
gangsterazn
02-27-2010, 09:26 PM
fuck u ride me so good!
gobbledoc
03-06-2010, 12:59 AM
fuck i hate working were the weather fucks u up
Well, I guess I'm fucked all around.
What the fuck is going on? I guess I'm a mushroom.
At this rate I'll wear this fucking button out in no time.
Since I'm the only one who seems to give a fuck, doesn't anybody else give a fuck any more?
myrasimmons45
04-01-2010, 07:54 AM
Well, don't know about giving one, but I could sure use a good fucking!
Not exactly the fucking answer I was looking for.
Dragola
04-01-2010, 11:26 AM
Fuck. Fuck, fuck, fuck. Oh fuck.
Do you ever get those revelations that you've been trying to deny all this time?
Fuck.
James3T
04-06-2010, 05:03 PM
What the fuck can I add to this thread when all the fucking good ideas have already been fucking done to death and back again?
dumbo
04-07-2010, 10:50 AM
fucking long thread!!! :)
And getting fucking longer.
Fuck !!! I keep getting told... I don't have permission to access this forum on this server.... Fuck.
James3T
04-20-2010, 10:49 PM
What a fucking mess of a day and I now need to come up with another fucking excuse as to why stuff just isn't fucking working.
April
04-22-2010, 12:09 AM
Fuck! Fuck!! Fuck!!! I lost the diamond out of my engagement ring :(
James3T
04-23-2010, 03:27 PM
I fucking hope you find that lost fucking diamond and fucking soon too.
Who gives a fuck anymore.
thedeaddevil
05-02-2010, 06:45 AM
I fucking do.
ekfka001
05-02-2010, 10:38 AM
this motherfucking thread is fucking hilarious.
ekfka001
05-04-2010, 09:46 PM
FUCK yeah! This is my 69th fucking post, bitches!
April
05-04-2010, 11:56 PM
I am having a long fucking stress filled day and now way beyond giving a fuck.
Sounds like you need a fucking drink.
malvanti
05-09-2010, 01:37 AM
More like a strong fucking drinking would make this fucking day better!
barbie
05-11-2010, 08:01 AM
well fuck me rigid
I'd like to fucking see that.
mangle94
05-31-2010, 03:41 PM
:party::party::jump: this is my fucking 50 post :jump::iconsex-cunnilingus:SexDrop::iconsex-churnit::beerchug::icon212:
JRinGB
06-05-2010, 05:51 PM
I need to be laid back and ridden hard.....FUCK!
jcg619
06-08-2010, 07:55 AM
Fuck this shit
jodarius
06-08-2010, 08:45 AM
this fucking thread is fucktardedly awesome
sterling
06-12-2010, 06:30 AM
forecast here calls for fucking rain all weekend. what a bite in the ass
Brigit Astar
07-03-2010, 03:01 AM
life can be so fucked sometimes, it just makes you want to say FUCK IT!!!
Dragola
07-03-2010, 06:01 AM
Yeah, fuck it good and hard!
dingo
07-06-2010, 06:15 PM
fuck this shit...
Fucked again by people who say they're family and friends......fuck.
mikaelch
07-08-2010, 08:44 AM
fuck babes hard are great :icon083:
Congratulations on your first post.
Rick
gobbledoc
07-08-2010, 03:12 PM
Fuck I hate waiting on fucking call cuz some one fucked the machine
Brigit Astar
07-09-2010, 02:13 PM
oh fuck...I've got a fuckin hangover
redhead18yr
07-14-2010, 05:19 PM
Fucking bad mood today.
Dragola
07-15-2010, 03:16 AM
^That sucks. What's the fucking problem?
Here we fucking go....again.
Hotwidow
07-16-2010, 12:24 PM
What was that fucking word again?
Hotwidow
07-16-2010, 12:36 PM
Here we fucking go....again.
What fuckin' black dots? dont you mean the red ones!!!!?:lol::1luvu:
Hotwidow
07-16-2010, 12:45 PM
Sorry Rioc, fcuk I spelt your name wrong, fuck! I spelt fuck wrong as well. Time to open the Scotch and fucking wind down.
Hotwidow
07-16-2010, 02:23 PM
Who the fuck invented this word anyway? I love the word fornication and definitly like fornicating!!!!!!
Hotwidow
07-16-2010, 03:15 PM
:lol::lol::lol::lol:
This is my full membership post and I cannot think of a more fun place to put it. Thanks for all the help and advice that you great members have given me and I will try to continue to give you fun and a few laughs with my true story and perhaps some photos in an album or two.:icon139::icon225::icon073::jestera::jump:
Jinxy
07-16-2010, 10:06 PM
WOULD SOMEBODY PLEASE COME OVER HERE AND FUCK ME UP THE ASS
To get this joke http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2ysR6yx6nU
davesmistress
08-06-2010, 08:33 PM
104 fucking degrees at 9pm
dingo
08-06-2010, 09:49 PM
that's fucking hot!!!
davesmistress
08-06-2010, 10:05 PM
Yes it fucking is...went out to have smoke and fucking melted...hahhaa
Barek
08-07-2010, 06:07 AM
You should SO fucking quit fucking smoking
Brigit Astar
08-15-2010, 06:11 AM
This summer has been literally hot as hell. Maybe Al Gore was right, although I hate to fucking admit it. Fuck, it's 9 o'clock in the morning and it's already hot. What the fuck is going on
nellmed
08-16-2010, 10:40 PM
Well shit you all said everything I could think of and some I never would have so... fuck it
dingo
08-17-2010, 06:38 AM
"Who the fuck is going to know? said Bill Clinton
cactuscock
08-17-2010, 06:58 AM
Holly Fuck its been a while since i BEEN HERE ....... fuck me running
dingo
08-17-2010, 07:25 AM
no fucking shit...lol
cactuscock
08-17-2010, 07:36 AM
Davesmistress will have my fucking balls lolol please be gentle
myrasimmons45
08-17-2010, 07:53 AM
Brigit, fuck you and, would you please fuck me?
sexybjgal
08-18-2010, 07:12 AM
What the fuck just happened?
dingo
08-18-2010, 07:41 AM
the fucking shit hit the fucking fan, that's what fucking happened! lolol
Hotwidow
08-18-2010, 12:53 PM
Well this is fucking page 124 and this topic is fucked!!!!!!!
Hotwidow
08-18-2010, 12:54 PM
PS. I should be so fuckin lucky!!!!!!!!!
Trumpetguy
08-18-2010, 01:26 PM
Fucking Eh (Canadian)
Barek
08-18-2010, 04:10 PM
Well, here it is, the middle of August, and I caught a fucking cold!!! FUCK!!!
dingo
08-18-2010, 10:06 PM
no fucking way?
Barek
08-19-2010, 08:55 PM
One good thing about this fucking cold. I'm taking a day off from fucking work. Fuck yes!!!
dingo
08-19-2010, 10:22 PM
you fucking got that right.
awei0987
08-21-2010, 05:50 PM
it's fucking late !
Brigit Astar
08-23-2010, 06:00 AM
Oh fuck, it's Monday--fucking Mondays fuck me up for the whole fucking week.
cactuscock
08-23-2010, 06:18 AM
rain is fucking up my monday . like MONDAY needed ANY help
Brigit Astar
08-26-2010, 01:46 AM
Oh fuck--I have to work twelve hours today. Holy fuck. I fucking hate days like this. And to reply to Myra's post: Yes, Myra, I would love to fuck with you.
Barek
08-26-2010, 08:44 AM
And, how many of us would like to see that? Fuck, that would be sweet!!!
dingo
08-26-2010, 08:37 PM
fuck yea! that would be fucking sweet to see
Brigit Astar
08-27-2010, 07:02 AM
Stick around--you might see it before it's over with
Barek
08-27-2010, 07:26 AM
I just staggered in from working a fucking overnight shift at work. Fuck, I'm beat!
James3T
08-28-2010, 01:43 AM
I'll be fucked off if it fucking rains on Sunday :(
Brigit Astar
08-28-2010, 12:24 PM
Oh fuck--I worked twelve fucking hours yesterday and a half day today. Now I'm fucking finally off for the weekend. woo hoo
kentheking
08-28-2010, 01:49 PM
i went to play golf today it got fucking raind off
dingo
08-28-2010, 01:53 PM
i have a fucking hangover!!!
Why am I always the last one to fucking know?
Barek
08-29-2010, 07:05 AM
I have a fucking headache. And, it's not even a fucking hangover! Fuck!!!
Brigit Astar
08-30-2010, 02:13 AM
Oh fuck--it's Monday again. Mondays should be fucking abolished
kentheking
08-30-2010, 03:24 AM
at least it didnt fucking rain today
Barek
08-30-2010, 05:21 AM
FUCK!!! There, now I feel better. :)
April
09-02-2010, 03:54 AM
How the Fuck is everyone?
myrasimmons45
09-02-2010, 04:51 AM
Fucking fine! :-)
Barek
09-02-2010, 03:23 PM
Following April and myra...Fuck, I must be dreaming!!!
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
Jinxy
09-05-2010, 02:37 AM
Something i said to one of my friends when he last pissed me off, "Why don't you go play hide and go fuck yourself?"
Sometimes you're a leper, sometimes you're a mushroom and sometimes you just can't win no matter what you fucking do. ;-(
Brigit Astar
09-05-2010, 07:16 AM
Fuck, I can't believe I got two days off from work in a row.
Barek
09-05-2010, 07:31 AM
My fucking HR manager said I had too many vacation days saved up, so I must take a week off. Am I complaining? Fuck no!!!
Brigit Astar
09-06-2010, 06:41 AM
I'm off from fucking work woo hoo! I think I'll get fucking drunk--slowly. As Jim Morrison sang: Well I got up this morning and I got myself a beer/the future's uncertain and the end is always near
Barek
09-06-2010, 06:53 AM
Brigit... Are you off tomorow for Labor Day, too? It might be a good day to put up your feet, open up a cold one, and just fucking take it easy. Fuck, that sounds nice!
Brigit Astar
09-06-2010, 06:55 AM
Just off today. I go back to fuckin work tomorrow
Barek
09-06-2010, 07:01 AM
Sorry. Thought today was Sunday. What a fucking dummy. :(
Brigit Astar
09-06-2010, 07:11 AM
Barek, we can't all be as smart as I am duh
Barek
09-06-2010, 07:15 AM
Just this once, I have a good excuse. Since I'm on vacation this week, I'm not really paying attention to what day it is... :)
Brigit Astar
09-07-2010, 01:36 AM
Oh fuck, I have to go back to work after two and a half days off. Oh well, got to feed my face. Fuck it.
myrasimmons45
09-09-2010, 06:31 AM
Rico, fuck up into me, its been too long!
Brigit, can I sit on you and feed your face? Fill you up with Tyrone's cum and mine?
Barek
09-09-2010, 07:38 AM
Fuck, myra, that sounds so fucking hot.
cactuscock
09-09-2010, 08:50 AM
fuck me its almost the weekend lol
myrasimmons45
09-09-2010, 09:17 AM
Barek, you can fuck me when Rico is done. Hope you don't mind sloppy seconds!
Barek
09-09-2010, 09:25 AM
As long as I get to cum in that awesomely talented mouth of yours, fucking sloppy seconds would be fine with me. Maybe get to fuck your ass, too?
April
09-09-2010, 05:46 PM
Fuck the fucking rain!!! I have so much I need to do this weekend, and all this fucking rain isn't helping things!!
Brigit Astar
09-09-2010, 06:36 PM
Myra, yea you can
Fuck, one more day of work, and then--more work
A fucking mushroom.....again.
Barek
09-10-2010, 05:55 AM
Fucking week off is almost over. Fucking Monday is bearing down on me like a fucking freight train! Fuck!!! (A little too dramatic? No, I don't think so!)