Fuck!!!!!!

[Ezeudu]

Ah, fuck -- now I've got a fucking sunburn.

[davesmistress]

Welcome to the Fuck thread.....hope you enjoy your stay on the Forum

[squeakyneb]

Will u people please stop swearing?? im serious, dont fuckin swear!


Well, why the fuck shouldn't we fucking swear? I'm fuckin' serious, here!

Uptight fuckin' people..FUCK!:icon196:

FOR THE SAKE OF FUCK!!!
i have had enough with u and ur swearing
now stop it, no buts, no complaints, and :nobtch

[squeakyneb]

So this guy walks into a bar and....
um..........
......
.
...
ah fuck

[burndock]

TO fuck or not to fuck. Whom is the question.

[Rico]

11 at night and it still feels like 85 fucking degrees.( 29 C )

[ClintonB]

That's the fucking SE for ya!

(Not much better here in AZ, but it's a dry heat)

[April]

I fucking wish!! Its a nice crisp 2.7 degrees (36 F), with a cold change expected later on this afternoon...

Cold Change???? what the fuck do they think 2.7 degrees is???

Hehehe - all this winging about the cold and I'm getting ready to spend a weekend in the snow...

[Rico]

Are you going to do that naked? Fuck, where are my cameras?

[LordDarthBeavis]

I wish the fucking antibiotics would hurry up and tell this shit in my leg to fuck off! Fuck, phlebitis is fucking miserable!

[Carrot74]

Fuck - finally the connection fucking works! I'm finally back - for now.
Fuck. There.

[LordDarthBeavis]

Fuck me in the goat's ass! ...

[Hollywood]

I will give one that I got from a buddy that used to work for me.

Fuck it, your fired! Get the fuck outta here.

[ClintonB]

Fuck can't wake up, need another coffee

[flubber]

I'm fucking well pissed of. I got fucking well ill on my holiday!!!! Not fucking fair!!!!!

[LordDarthBeavis]

Well, FUCK, Flubber, that fucking sucks! Maybe another fucking holiday is in order!

[Rico]

Well fuck me!

[squeakyneb]

"How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood??"

"Fucked if I know"

[shyshannon]

Fuck! Why the fuck am I up at 3 am?

[Carrot74]

Fucked if I know why you are up are up at 3am.
Enough with the fucking hot weather already - when is the fucking snow returning?

[shyshannon]

Fucking raccoons! How fucking dare them get in front of my car! Definitely hit one, the other I'm not sure.
Fucking scared the shit outta me!

[Suthernlady]

Doesn't seem to be a lotta fuckin goin on around here lately...

[Provert]

Hey Suthernlady!

How the FUCK have you been?

Haven't heard about you in a long time!
How's your guy Kenn doing!

[shyshannon]

FUCK! Why did it have to fucking be bring your fucking stupid friend to work day today?
Fucking idiots!

[Suthernlady]

Hey Suthernlady!

How the FUCK have you been?

Haven't heard about you in a long time!
How's your guy Kenn doing!


Well fuck me running...Provert! How the heck you been? My my my its a small world. I'm fine...Kenn's fine. He moved out here with me back in May...looking for work. But we flew back for his sisters wedding and he stayed out there. Has maybe something on the horizon there. I miss him.

So glad to see you here hun! Hope you stay and play from time to time!

[Rico]

Hey SL, How the fuck have you been?

[Phoenix]

It's hotter than two cats fucking in a wool sock in here.

[shyshannon]

FUCK! Do you know how much it fucking hurts when you split your fucking thumbnail up the center all the way to the fucking quick? FUCKKKKKK!!!!

[davesmistress]

Another hot Fuckin day...I am so ready for fucking fall

[bka]

Fuck that hurt

[cactuscock]

fuckme its cold in ny this am loloooloo need to fuck to keep warm who is goin to join us lolollool

[shyshannon]

Fuck! I don't wanna fuckin' go to work tonite!

[MisterWiggles]

My favorite saying: "well fuck me sideways with a lunchbox"

[Rico]

Would that lunchbox be fucking submarine shaped?

[April]

Fuck... it's way past my bed time

[shyshannon]

Fuck... it's way past my bed time

Fuck sleep! Stay and play with us some more! :wink_2:

[Rico]

May can I fucking stay and play too?

[shyshannon]

May can I fucking stay and play too?

LoL Fuck yeah!

[UtahJoe]

How in the fuck are ya'll doin'?

[MisterWiggles]

Great like some mother fucking frosted flakes!

[April]

Fuck sleep! Stay and play with us some more! :wink_2:


Thanks for the invite hun, but I just couldnt stay awake any fucking longer :icon017:

[Rico]

I hope you're fucking awake now.

[April]

I think I am, though I'm not 100% sure. I need a fucking good nights sleep.

[orchidspray]

Who you think you're fucking with?

[April]

Well I am apparently playing with myself…. where are you Rick??

:flower


lol, I forgot to say Fuck

[Rico]

Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck!!!!!!

[April]

Fuck I hate my job this week, I never got home until after 9:30 last night, and it looks like I will be fucking stuck here late again tonight.

[Rico]

Fuck, Fuck, Fuck and Fuck again.

[April]

Fingers crossed that I finally get my laptop back today. I have only had the fucking thing for a few months and it shit itself. You don’t realize how much you use something until you can’t use the fucking thing.

[Rico]

Well, that fucking sucks. In that case I won't tell you what I just ordered.

;bk;

[April]

Its does fucking suck - but at least its not because I dropped it this time.

You can tell me what you ordered, cause I’m happy now I just got the call to say that all systems are now go… lol

:flower

[Rico]

I'm not going to fucking tell you until later.

:bloom

[April]

I'm glad you finally told me last night..... ssshhh don't tell hubby, he may get a little fucking jealous ;)

;bk;

[Rico]

Don't say that to load. The other machines may fucking go on strike.

:bloom

[Dragola]

Not to dampen the mood, but I suddenly have a fucking fetish for cybering again, except there isn't any fucking women around willing.

[Iminuit2]

What the fuck happened to the Dow Jones today! If you own Lehman stock, you're fucked!

[mkirros]

What the fuck happened to the Dow Jones today! If you own Lehman stock, you're fucked!

Yeah, what a fuckin' mess!

[seekersarah]

I like to watch jackie chan kung fu ck fashion friends reading and swimming

I dislike being bored and using commas

[orchidspray]

What the fuck?

[flubber]

I'm fucked off. Had my bloods taken today and after six attempts they didn't get any and I have to go back again. Not only that I look like a fucking pin cushion and have a really nasty bruise on my left arm.

[orchidspray]

That's fucked up

[mkirros]

No fucking lie!

[Rico]

What the fuck did I do????

[Rico]

Fuck....alone again.

[April]

*waves and sends a big kiss*

You are not alone.... but where the fuck did you go?

[Rico]

Waves Back and Sends a Big, Wet, Sloppy, Sensual KISS

I didn't go any fucking where.

[April]

*moans through sensual kiss, runs hands down to caress Fred*

I'm glad, how is the race going now?? Anymore fuck ups?

[Rico]

A few more fuck ups.

[April]

Where the fuck is everyone??

[Rico]

Fuck. Sorry I wasn't around.

:flower

[dreaming]

i'm so fucking tired

[MYDaddysBox]

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...... fucking fuck me running hard fast.... slow and easy what ever the fucking way ya want to darn do me rofl

[gobbledoc]

fuck i have to go back to work at 3am tomorrow and april wont fit in my away bags

[hunterguy715]

this one time at band camp i was fucking this girl and then she oh fuck uhh i didnt say a fucking thing got it ;)lol

[macabee]

[fuck if i iknow][/B]

[shaggy420]

not to be directed at anyone but SHUT THE FUCK UP!

[shaggy420]

as the wife always you feel so fucking good fucking my ass

[shaggy420]

im fucking drunk

[dreaming]

yeah well, i honestly don't give a fuck

[April]

I need some fucking sleep!!!

[Rico]

That's what you get when you have to much fucking fun on the weekend.:yelrotflmao:

[Iminuit2]

It's been too long since I last fucked!

[April]

Hope you all are having a fucking fantastic hump day

[Rico]

Fuck, it's quiet in here.

[April]

Fuck - I should be asleep

[Rico]

Then why are you fucking still on here?

[Iminuit2]

There were some smokin' hot fuckin' chicks at the Jet game yesterday!

[thakduul]

I need a new fuckin set of wheels

[Rico]

Fuck, it's quiet!!!!

[ClintonB]

You're lucky you can't hear my hubby fucking snoring!!

[Rico]

How's the view under the fucking table?

[April]

It's pretty fucking impressive from my angle.... ;)

[Rico]

;bk;....It feel pretty fucking great too.

[April]

Only "pretty fucking great"????? I may have to try just a little harder next time..... ;)

[Rico]

You're a fucking tease.....did you know that?

;bk;

[April]

I am so not a fucking tease, lol



:Strip:

[ClintonB]

Nothing on the fucking TV. Hundreds of channels and nothing on

[Rico]

Fuck...I can't win.

[flubber]

Yes you fucking well can. You are a fucking good guy with one of the biggest fucking hearts that I know!!! :winknudge:

[ClintonB]

Can't sleep, going to be fucked tomorrow

[Brigit Astar]

it's a fucking beautiful day in the neighborhood

[loprofyle]

I never have seen the word fuck used in a thread before this many times

[April]

Yes you fucking well can. You are a fucking good guy with one of the biggest fucking hearts that I know!!! :winknudge:


I fucking second that! :icon162:

[Rico]

AHH, fucking, shucks.

[scoops806]

work fucking sucks!

[ClintonB]

Fuck - no one here again

[flubber]

Sorry I was so fucking late to the party. I have just been too fucking busy to post in this thread! :winknudge:

[Rico]

Fuck, it's quiet.

[April]

Fuck - it's still quiet

[gobbledoc]

fuck i have had a shocker at work this week

[Rico]

Damn Doc, are you sure "shocker" is a good fucking word to use?

[April]

:roflao


I bet he didn't even fucking think of that :icon275:

[Rico]

Probably fucking not.

[Rico]

Damn, will someone fucking post!!!!!!

[haXor]

This is fucking rant! Please fucking administer the tally wacker whipping you all deserve.

[The Lone Ranger]

What the fuck is wrong with some fucking people?

[gobbledoc]

well it wasnt fucking 11kv but it was bad

[Rico]

Now, that would have been fucking shocking.

[April]

More fucking shocking was the power-line they dropped on his truck last week. :icon276:

Thank fuck, he was not in there when that happened.

[Rico]

That would have fucking sucked.

[gobbledoc]

yeh crispy cridder type fucking shit.
fuck i have a cold from boring holes in the rain

[Rico]

Fuck, you're supposed to do that inside. Preferably, in a nice, warm bed.

[gobbledoc]

fuck you funny

[Rico]

I don't think I'm your fucking type. :winknudge:

[Brigit Astar]

well, fuck, is it over

[gobbledoc]

i should fucking hope not
you dont have the tits for it

[Dragola]

Fuck, I want me some online roleplay recently.

[SinfulTragedies]

Fuck me if I'm wrong, but....have we met? ^^

[Rico]

Fuck....This thread's been quiet.

[Carrot74]

Ya fucking think?
I haven't been able to fucking well get here because of fucking useless dial-up. Need I say more? And again FUCK!

[Rico]

Dial-up fucking sucks.

[Rico]

Fuck.....quiet again.

[April]

Fuck, I had forgotten about this thread.

[Rico]

It seems that most fucking have.

[fred151412]

I like to fuck women.

[Carrot74]

Well, lah-de-dah. Fucking good for you - don't we all?
How about the fucking snow on the East Coast of the States? Bwah-ha-ha!
Out-fucking-standing and about fucking time they got some snow.

[Rico]

It's to quiet in here during the fucking holidays

[Rico]

Fuck.....alone again......

[georgie.porgie]

You fucking slut!

[all nighter]

so............. what the fuck is going on around here..

[Rico]

Fuuuuuuuck!!!!!!

[cactuscock]

holly shit fuckin wow a new fuckin year is here fuckin yeeeehaaaaaaa

[budviser]

Hope the new year will bring plenty of fucking for all of us.

[Rico]

Fucking quiet again.

[Thisslutslife]

..thanks for the drink, but yea..you can just fuck off now *smiles sweetly

[VixenofVenus]

This is my first god-damn fucking time here!

[Carrot74]

Well then - welcome to the fuck area - where fuck is the way always.

[April]

Thank fuck I finally have my net back to full speed again - dial-up speed sucks

[Rico]

No fucking shit!!!

[Carrot74]

April - I can fucking relate to the fun and fucking jollies of dial-up. It's even fucking better when you don't have any other choice except fucked up dial-up. Ah, the fun of living in the sticks.

[Rico]

Fuck it.

[ViciousCabaret]

101 pages of fuck? don't know if this was used, but Fuck the Fucking Fuckers

[Rico]

Fuck it all.

[Zee Gal]

Fuck I mised Rico!

At least I'm fucking under him! LOL!

Kisses,

Steph

[Dragola]

And I'm under you. Fuck yeah!

[April]

April - I can fucking relate to the fun and fucking jollies of dial-up. It's even fucking better when you don't have any other choice except fucked up dial-up. Ah, the fun of living in the sticks.

Thanks Carrot, but I was our own fault.

We had been slowed down to dial-up speed because we managed to download over 20 gig of stuff in the first two weeks of our billing period. A lesson well learnt, because two weeks of dial-up was a fucking long two weeks.

[Zee Gal]

FUCK!!! I'm stuck with no clothes and now I have to go shopping!

WTF am I complaining about??? SHOPPING? Oh Fuck Yeah!

[Rico]

On the fucking outside again.

[crzy67]

Fuckin' Snoopy on a crutch.

[April]

Fuck it’s hot here at the moment, I just not long walked back into work from lunch and the thermometer at the door read 43.4 degrees (Celsius, approx 110 degrees fahrenheit), and I come inside to find my air-conditioner has died on me.

[Rico]

It's a nice fucking, balmy 34 F here. (Approx. 1 C)

[Carrot74]

Rico - balmy 34F? Fucking hell, that's t-shirt weather for me right now. My thermometer displays a lovely fucking -52C, and that is just the way it is here.
Fuck.

[Rico]

Fuck....quiet again.

[Carrot74]

Ayup - still fucken quiet - it is a work day, so don't expect too much fucking or fucken to happen until later.

[gobbledoc]

Fuck it's still quiet

[Carrot74]

And this is fucking different how?

[missy101]

my fave while walking away from my boss:

Shut the fuck up tosspot!

[sweeny420]

fuckin piece of shit

[titman1]

fuckin bullshit!!!!

[hoban]

Fuck this court. Fuck Jim Lahey. Fuck Randy. Fuck those two idiot cops right there. Fuck suit dummies; as a matter of fact fuck legal aid. Fuck Danny and Terry's Buffalo Chicken Wings. Fuck all the old wood in here. Fuck the moon, fuck corn on the cob, fuck squirrels. Fuck me, fuck you, fuck everything!

Ricky-Trailer Park Boys

[Carrot74]

Sounds like just a wee bit of a fucking attitude problem from Trailer Park Boys - but that's just my fucking opinion.

[Dragola]

Fuck, it's been busy recently. Not this thread, mind you, but life in fucking general.

[daytona]

Just Fuck; or Fuck?

[LTBHTF]

Fuck a duck

[Carrot74]

Fucking cat keeps walking across my keyboard - while I'm trying to type here!
Fucking hell!

[April]

Fuck, Fuck, Fuck it’s so fucking hot here today. We just hit 44 degrees Celsius (approx. 111 Fahrenheit) … when is this summer going to end, I’m starting to fucking melt over here….. *end rant*

So how the fuck is everyone?

[Rico]

Fuck,fuck,fuck,fuck,fuck,fuck,fuck,fuck,fuck,fuck.

[April]

That's a lot of Fuck's there hun...

[Rico]

Would you like to share some fuck with me darlin'?

[April]

I'm always ready to share some fuck with you hun ;)

[Rico]

Fucking works for me...:sgrin:

[jr2123]

hey fuck nut

[April]

Fuck, I'm still stuck at fucking work.

[mackeson99]

Oh! For fucks sake!

[georgie.porgie]

I fucking need to blow a load!

[Carrot74]

I do have to chuckle at April's Fucking talk about how fucking hot it is down under. I am at the opposite end where I am now starting to see that there is light. We are now up to 8 hours of fucking daylight - in-fucking-credible to some people. And another fuck just for good measure.

[April]

hahaha Carrot, I can laugh at my own post complaining about the fucking heat last week because now I'm sitting here freezing and rugged up... though I still know it's no where near as cold as you must be.

[onmyown613]

Yeah, we're getting that fucking white shit again...I know some fucked up morons look for it...but fuck, i'm sick of it.

[gobbledoc]

fuck i hate working away

[Rico]

Not as fucked as I feel.

[gobbledoc]

fuck i hate quacks

[Rico]

I know what you mean. I feel fucking royally ducked.

[gobbledoc]

fuck i just got a forced shutdown for two weeks

[Rico]

Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck!!!

[gobbledoc]

i second that fuck and ad a few more

[espana]

There I was being fucked by a one eyed transexual lesbian lascar dwarf who was using her wooden leg on me like a dildo, whilst herself being serviced by the 26 inch mutant cock of the offspring of a chernobyl survivor and a louisiana swamp rat, when the phone rang, Hows your day going said the wife , just another boring fucking day at the office I replied

[Rico]

It's pretty fucking bad when you forget who your friends are.

[gobbledoc]

who the fuck has alsimers

[braziloov]

What the fuck is wrong with u ppl

[Carrot74]

Lots of things are "wrong" with us fucking people - we are here for one fucken thing. Other than that - life is fucking normal.

[iwtstwbd]

whats the purpose of this fucking thread?

[gobbledoc]

to say fuck fuck fuckity fuck

[Rico]

And fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuckit.

[April]

and one more fuck for good measure.. ;)

[Rico]

Well, what do you fucking know.

[gobbledoc]

and fuck even

[Rico]

An even fuck. Is that a horizontal or a vertical fuck you're talking about there doc?

[Zvonko]

I have no fucking idea what to write now , so fuck it .

[Rico]

Fuck!!!!!!!!!!!

[Dragola]

I thought I'd fucking post something, so here it fucking is.

[Sinceress]

lol...funny

[cactuscock]

fuck a duck who the fuck said it could snow again what the fuck is goin on its fuckin spring for fuck sake already

[Jolanthus]

Fuck the fucking fucker.

[Rico]

So much for fucking....global warming....

[Dragola]

I fucking remember back when this fucking thread was fucking active.

[Rico]

Not that much any fucking more.

[Dragola]

I would've posted quicker but there's a fucking 45 second interval I gotta fucking wait for.

[RazorBurn]

Probably already posted but this thread reminded me of this:
(I think I might have violated the 1 use rule, LOL)

Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today, is the word fuck. Out of all the English words that begin with the letter 'f' ...fuck is the only word referred to as 'the f word... It's the one magical word. Just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love. Fuck, as most words in the English language is derived from German ...the word fuieken, which means to strike.

In English, fuck falls into many grammatical categories:

As a transitive verb for instance.. John fucked Shirley.
As an intransitive verb... Shirley fucks.

Its meaning is not always sexual, it can be used as...

An adjective such as... John's doing all the fucking work.
As part of an adverb... Shirley talks too fucking much.
As an adverb enhancing an adjective... Shirley is fucking beautiful.
As a noun... I don't give a fuck.
As part of a word... absofuckinglutely -or- infuckingcredible.
And as almost every word in a sentence... Fuck the fucking fuckers.

As you must realize, there aren't too many words with the versatility of fuck...such as these examples describing situations such as:

Fraud: I got fucked at the used car lot.
Dismay: ahhh fuck it.
Trouble: I guess I'm really fucked now.
Aggression: Don't fuck with me buddy.
Difficulty: I don't understand this fucking question.
Inquiry: Who the fuck was that?
Dissatisfaction: I don't like what the fuck is going on here.
Incompetence: He's a fuck-off.
Dismissal: Why don't you go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself...

I'm sure you can think of many more examples.

With all these multi-purpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you use the word. We say use this unique, flexible word more often in your daily speech.

It will identify the quality of your character immediately.

Say it loudly and proudly: FUCK YOU!

[Rico]

Well,fuck.

[Dragola]

There was a fucking animated video with that all fuck in it.

[Dragola]

What the fuck? Why isn't anyone fucking posting here?

[Zee Gal]

Cause we're all busy Fucking!

Kisses,

Steph

[Dragola]

Well, fuck me Steph. No really, fuck me.

[Zee Gal]

Naw, Dragola...

You're too Fucking Easy! LOL!!!

Kisses,

Steph

[Rico]

Fuck

[Dragola]

I don't see the fucking problem, Steph.

[lou50]

fuck it!

[AZpervert2]

Fuck the dumb shit.

[bluemarine]

I really don't give a flying fuck. All you fucking fucks can fuck off for all I fucking care.

[cactuscock]

for fucks sake its fuckin spring get your fuckin clothes off and lay out in the sun by the pool, my telescope is getting fuckin lonely .. keepin the dust off it all fuckin winter was fun and all ,but watching your eyes open as i stand above you to shade your face from the hot sun is fuckin better ....

[Zee Gal]

That was fucking cool my prickly dicked friend!

[cactuscock]

been a long fucking winter my mind is full of things that need to be done hahahahahahah

[rosco790]

Now where do I get this much bleach at this time of night?

[cajun]

Holy fuck Batman!!!1 Did i ever get drunk last night!!!!!

[NYEHO]

What the fuck did they do to you, man?

[icebare]

Oh fuck!

[Brigit Astar]

well, fuck a duck

[comsmith22]

when told to do something you wish not to do...

Fuck that shit!!!

[comsmith22]

Or when you get busted ... Oh Fuck!!!...

[Brigit Astar]

to quote Roger Daltrey of The Who: "Who the fuck are you"

[NYEHO]

Fuck the fuckin' fuckers...

[comsmith22]

... Fuck'em if they cant take a joke... and Joke'em if they cant take a Fuck...

[comsmith22]

to quote Roger Daltrey of The Who: "Who the fuck are you"

I thought it was Bart Simpson... :angel:

[comsmith22]

"where the fuck did that come from"

[cajun]

If it smells good eat it.... if it don't fuck it!!!!

[Carrot74]

Fucking weather again - more fucking snow. Just when I thought I could finally break out the lawnchair -ding! Next fucking contestant on the weather will keep you fucked up.

[comsmith22]

what the fuck crawled up your ass and died...

[Carrot74]

A good bowl of chili of crawled OUT of my fucking ass and died. Mind you,it also killed some of the fucking wildlife up here. Maybe all of us chili eaters are the cause of global warming - would that be a pleasant fucking thought?
Oh, right - FUCK!

[dinozzo]

fucked over

[Brigit Astar]

what the fuck is going on around here