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April
04-12-2008, 04:16 AM
You smooth talker, I'm fucking glad to have a sexy man to chat with now

;bk;

Rico
04-12-2008, 04:19 AM
There's that fucking sexy rumor again......

April
04-12-2008, 04:24 AM
Its no fucking rumour hun ;)

Rico
04-12-2008, 04:27 AM
Are you fucking sure?

April
04-12-2008, 04:30 AM
Very fucking sure

;bk;

Rico
04-12-2008, 04:31 AM
I think you need your fucking eyes checked.....:flower

April
04-12-2008, 04:36 AM
I think you should just fucking believe me cause I'm not the only one that thinks so!!

*big hugs & kisses for Rick*

Rico
04-12-2008, 04:38 AM
Who else needs their fucking eyes checked?

April
04-12-2008, 04:41 AM
Do you really need to fucking ask??

Rico
04-12-2008, 04:43 AM
Must be the cool weather. It's affected her fucking brain....:laugh2:

April
04-12-2008, 04:46 AM
So what's my fucking excuse then? hehehe

Rico
04-12-2008, 04:49 AM
Well. you are coming up on fucking winter where you are. You're getting the brain freeze a little early. :flower

April
04-12-2008, 04:52 AM
Your fucking quick today Hun..

;bk;

and a fucking answer for everything, lol

Rico
04-12-2008, 04:54 AM
Don't fucking bet on it.

April
04-12-2008, 04:57 AM
you fucking cheeky thing

Rico
04-12-2008, 05:05 AM
I'll show you fucking cheeky....:icon257::laugh2:

April
04-12-2008, 05:11 AM
is that a fucking promise?

Rico
04-12-2008, 05:14 AM
Abso-fucking-lutely.

April
04-12-2008, 05:16 AM
We wont have fucking time to chase Santa at Xmas, ;)

Rico
04-12-2008, 05:20 AM
That's fucking Ok. He'll be back again.

April
04-12-2008, 05:25 AM
Maybe we will have to learn how to multi task before then, so we have no fucking Santa interuptions next fucking year, besides i really want that santa rug...

Rico
04-12-2008, 05:29 AM
It will look good in front of your fucking fireplace.

April
04-12-2008, 05:32 AM
yes it fucking will, we can sit on it while we roast our fucking steaks

Rico
04-12-2008, 05:37 AM
That red nose will look good on the fucking mantle.

April
04-12-2008, 05:42 AM
hehehe, our own fucking mood lighting

Rico
04-12-2008, 05:47 AM
A beautiful red fucking glow.

April
04-13-2008, 07:12 PM
Fuck I hate Mondays, enjoy the last hours of your Sundays everyone...

LordDarthBeavis
04-14-2008, 12:14 AM
Hee-fucking-hee! I've got one more day! I took a 4-day fucking weekend, 'Pril!

Of course, tomorrow, I have to go to the fucking doctor, at my better half's insistence...

flubber
04-14-2008, 11:53 PM
I'm having a fucking freaky fit!! I seem to have lost two days of posts from a thread and I'm at a loss as to why!!!

My Mac hates me!!!! Oh Fuck!!!!! lol

Rico
04-15-2008, 02:25 AM
The fucking Twilight Zone beckons, darlin'.

LordDarthBeavis
04-16-2008, 04:06 AM
I KNEW I shouldn't have gone to the fucking doctor. Now, I have to go have a glucose fucking tolerance fucking test, and fucking start fucking taking fucking meds for high fucking cholesterol...fuckfuckfuckfuckFUCK!!!!

Zee Gal
04-16-2008, 04:29 PM
I forgot how much Fucking Fun it is around here!

Yeah! That's a Fucking Lie! Me Fucking forget to have fun at the Fucking SSP Forum! NEVER!!! LOL!

April
04-16-2008, 06:40 PM
We havent forgotten how much fucking fun it is to have you around here to play with us Zee.

;bk;

flubber
04-16-2008, 07:40 PM
Its nice to have you fucking well back Zee!

April, thanks for all the help that you are giving me. You are one hell of a fucking friend.!!

April
04-16-2008, 07:44 PM
Your welcome hun, I will be there to help you in what ever way I fucking can.

The same way you have been for me.

;bk;

Carrot74
04-19-2008, 12:23 AM
Ah yes - the wonder of science. Like FUCKING still stuck with FUCKING DIAL-UP connection. That is why I haven't been around lately. By the way - what is a four day work week? I'm retired - early too.

LordDarthBeavis
04-19-2008, 02:18 AM
Got the fucking bad fucking news I fucking knew I was going to fucking get. FUCK! The thought of being a diabetic scares the fuck out of me.

flubber
04-19-2008, 11:34 AM
Hang on in there. You will fucking well make it!!

butoonmoon
04-19-2008, 01:46 PM
14 fucking hours on a ward with fucking old, smelly, complaining and fucking confused patients!! Someone please tell me why the fuck I want to be a nurse??!!

ClintonB
04-19-2008, 04:08 PM
Stay away from fucking hospitals I say, full of sick people :-)

I keep eating that apple a day...

LordDarthBeavis
04-19-2008, 10:19 PM
Why, Buttoonmoon? So you can give studly guys like me a sponge bath!

Oh, and since it wasn't in the fucking sentence above, FUCK!

horney_stud
04-19-2008, 10:20 PM
fucking hell fucking one hundred and fucking 2 pages long. when will it fucking end :)

April
04-20-2008, 04:13 AM
I can't fucking believe it - its fucking raining

butoonmoon
04-20-2008, 09:28 AM
Raining? In Aus - thats so fucking pants, what happened to the fucking sun April?? Its fucking raining here too hun :o(

Carrot74
04-20-2008, 05:08 PM
Rain? That's all you have to fucking worry about is some rain? I never thought I would say it but... "Enough of the fucking snow already!" We have received easily a foot in 24 hours and lots more continuous over the next few days. FUUUUUCCCK!

Rico
04-23-2008, 01:27 AM
Fuck.

LordDarthBeavis
04-23-2008, 01:31 AM
Tomorrow, it's fucking rain time!

April
04-23-2008, 07:27 PM
Only 5 more fucking hours and I started another 4 day weekend......

LordDarthBeavis
04-24-2008, 01:42 AM
Nobody likes a fucking show-off 'Pril!

flubber
04-24-2008, 01:43 AM
Well doesn't that depend what they're fucking well showing off with LDB?

gobbledoc
04-24-2008, 02:29 AM
fuck my head hurts tonight spent half the day bouncing around the cab of a front end loader but for 19 bucks a fucking hour ill live

NaughtyKenn
04-24-2008, 11:20 AM
Well how the fuck is everybody? Been quite some fucking time since I been here... ah but it feels so good to say fuck. Of course it feels much better to fuck, but I will take what I can fucking get right now.

One more time for good measure FUCK

LordDarthBeavis
04-25-2008, 04:05 AM
Ho-fucking-la, Kenn! How the fuck you been? ROFLMFAO!

Trust me, Flubber, if I were a stripper, People would be fucking paying me money to put my clothes back on!

Carrot74
04-25-2008, 08:01 AM
Ah, fucken finally - the big fucken heat tab in the sky puts in a fucken guest appearance. In English that is... the sun is finally fucking shining.

gobbledoc
04-26-2008, 03:16 AM
the rain is fucking teasing us again a shit load of clouds and only a few fucking drops

April
04-26-2008, 04:49 AM
I think you just fucking imagined those drops, or someone is teasing you.....

*quickly and quietly slips outside and turns off the hose*

;bk;

Rico
04-26-2008, 08:08 AM
Now darlin', it's not fucking nice to tease.:sgrin:

squeakyneb
04-26-2008, 09:03 AM
funny story... does concern fuck, kinda

back in forth grade we were playing a game where we pick a letter and then start every word with that letter.

anyways, sarah picked f.

she saw a a duck

and says

fook, fah .......

look, a duck is what she meant, but she didnt say fuck and so we didnt understand, she pointed to the duck and the alf of the class that was playing laughed.

flubber
04-26-2008, 11:04 AM
i have a fucking head cold. It was a ninja cold!! The fuck crept up got me and I didn't see it coming!!!

Rico
04-27-2008, 01:51 AM
Just don't fucking bend over, you might get a cold ninja!!!

gobbledoc
04-27-2008, 03:21 AM
fuck i hate fucking writers block

Rico
04-27-2008, 03:31 AM
Have a few Bundy's, you'll fucking sort it out.

gobbledoc
04-27-2008, 03:44 AM
can't fucking drink tonight i have a catagory1 medical first thing in the morning

Rico
04-27-2008, 03:46 AM
That fucks the end of the weekend, doesn't it?

flubber
04-27-2008, 02:51 PM
Just don't fucking bend over, you might get a cold ninja!!!

If I'd got Cold Nnja'd up there I wouldn't have fucking well minded!!!!

ClintonB
04-27-2008, 03:49 PM
Just broke my writer's block and did a new post to SSP. Took me a while as I get so fucking horny writing, I have to stop and do something about it :-)

Carrot74
04-27-2008, 04:57 PM
About fucking time - good for you.

ClintonB
04-27-2008, 05:08 PM
Now I have to decide on the subject for the next fucking one

flubber
04-27-2008, 10:57 PM
Good to fucking well see you back ClintonB.

Still have this fucking cold and I have to do a fucking 8 hours shift!! Fuck this is going to be a long one!!

LordDarthBeavis
04-28-2008, 03:52 AM
AAARRRGGHHH!!! If this fucking gas doesn't pick an end and get the fuck out, I don't know what the fuck I'll do! FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK!

On the bright fucking side, it's better than it fucking was. Fuck, I wish my fucking body would hurry the fuck up and adjust to these new fucking meds! I feel like I've swallowed a self-inflating life raft! FUCK!

flubber
04-28-2008, 01:33 PM
I feel like that all the fucking time LDB!!!!

hotbob31
04-28-2008, 06:12 PM
I'm fucked.........at least wish I were.....LOL

davesmistress
04-28-2008, 06:15 PM
welcome aboard the Fuck Train hotbob31

ClintonB
04-28-2008, 06:31 PM
Fucking raining on the east coast, I was at the pool on Sunday in AZ

Nomad
04-29-2008, 12:20 AM
I'm Fucked!

dlbeal
04-29-2008, 04:09 PM
how about: go fuck urself, you are a Fuckin cum guzzlin, gutter slut, slam pig( quote from Mother day card to my wife), Fuckin bitch, and my all time fuckin favorite......OUT Fuckin Standing.

davesmistress
04-29-2008, 04:44 PM
Welcome aboard the Fuck train dlbeal

April
04-29-2008, 05:37 PM
F-F-F-Fuck its cold here, might have to light the fire soon I am thinking.

Happy Hump day to those of us that are already there, and for those of you who are still stuck on tuesday - Have a Happy fucking Hump Day when you finally reach wednesday.

Zee Gal
04-29-2008, 07:24 PM
Thanks April!

Actually, I believe any day is Fucking Hump Day!

It's all in what you fucking make of it!

LordDarthBeavis
04-30-2008, 03:04 AM
Un-be-fucking-lievable! After just a fucking week of the new fucking meds, and I'm fucking feeling tons fucking better!

Why the fuck was I all fucked-up over being diagnosed with dia-fucking-betes?

gobbledoc
04-30-2008, 05:15 AM
i fucking passed my medical so now i can fucking work thank fuck for that no work make gobbledoc go something something.

April
04-30-2008, 06:00 AM
Un-be-fucking-lievable! After just a fucking week of the new fucking meds, and I'm fucking feeling tons fucking better!

Why the fuck was I all fucked-up over being diagnosed with dia-fucking-betes?

Hey LDB glad to fucking hear you doing better..

DirtyBird
04-30-2008, 04:37 PM
I'm late in this fucking game, so what the fuck!?

ClintonB
04-30-2008, 04:49 PM
As long as you don't say how nice the fucking weather in in LB, no one will care, ha ha

Rico
05-01-2008, 01:40 PM
Well Bev, did you fucking get home ok?

flubber
05-01-2008, 02:33 PM
I think my fucking mouse is a reincarnated lemming!!! The fucking thing keeps diving of the table!!!

Its either that or the fucking Devil Duck Possessed the damn thing!!!

Rico
05-01-2008, 02:54 PM
Beware the fucking Devil Ducks!!!!!!

flubber
05-01-2008, 03:23 PM
the Devil ducks are evil little fuckers!!!

Rico
05-01-2008, 03:53 PM
That they are. They have an evil fucking stare too.

flubber
05-01-2008, 04:07 PM
yeah well I think thats cause their fucked off at having yellow beaks!!!

Rico
05-01-2008, 04:24 PM
Better yellow beaks than other fucking things!!

flubber
05-01-2008, 04:44 PM
I have no fucking idea what you mean!!

Rico
05-01-2008, 04:49 PM
Better beaks than other fucking parts!!

April
05-01-2008, 04:59 PM
Either way, the evil things are cute little fuckers

Rico
05-01-2008, 05:01 PM
But they're still fucking evil.

flubber
05-01-2008, 05:39 PM
na they're just fucking well lurkers!!!

LordDarthBeavis
05-02-2008, 03:02 AM
I've got a fucking Devil Duck on my fucking desk. It drives the fucking Bible-thumper in my department ape-fucking-shit!

MWAHAHAHAHA!!!

April
05-02-2008, 03:15 AM
I think someone needs to send me a fucking belated birthday pressie - I want a devil duck......

*stamps foot while pouting*

flubber
05-02-2008, 02:06 PM
send my your address and i will send you a little one all of your very own!!

The little fuckers are getting adopted before they even been introduced to mum and dad!!

Rico
05-02-2008, 02:29 PM
Evil little fuckers!!!

flubber
05-03-2008, 12:19 AM
So you keep fucking well telling us!! Next minute you'll be saying they want to take over the fucking wold!!!!:icon196:

Rico
05-03-2008, 04:44 PM
I wouldn't put it past the little fuckers!!

April
05-04-2008, 01:08 AM
I think the little fuckers have already started, who knows how many fucking computers they will appear beside before the fucking month is over ;-)

flubber
05-04-2008, 02:56 AM
The big one that I have I just sitting staring out of the window. He aint fucking well bothering me!! LOL

Rico
05-04-2008, 05:14 AM
That's because he's working on his master plan of world domination, the little red fucker.

flubber
05-04-2008, 06:43 AM
Na he's just sitting thinking what the fuck is that Ric taking about? Why the fuck would I want to rule the world? Its too much fucking trouble!!

Rico
05-04-2008, 06:46 AM
The little fucker only wants you to think that!!!!

flubber
05-04-2008, 06:49 AM
he thinks your fucking paranoid and told me to tell you to get the fuck over it!! LOL

Rico
05-04-2008, 06:50 AM
So now you're listening to a fucking duck?.....Mmmmm interesting.

flubber
05-04-2008, 06:52 AM
I don't think you have a fucking leg to stand on after all your the one who thinks they want to take over the fucking world!!LOL

Rico
05-04-2008, 06:53 AM
But I'm fucking right about that. My fucking frogs told me so.:laugh:

flubber
05-04-2008, 06:54 AM
yeah well your fucking devil duck's having hysterics at that!! QUACK!!!! LOL

Rico
05-04-2008, 07:01 AM
Nah, my duck's just staring at me, with that evil fucking look in it's eyes.

flubber
05-04-2008, 07:03 AM
you must be fucking deaf!! I can hear it quacking at you!!! LOL

Rico
05-04-2008, 07:04 AM
I'm fucking beginning to worry about you!!! :SHOCKED:

flubber
05-04-2008, 07:06 AM
Why I'm completely sane. Your the one who should worry!!! :biggrinbandit:

Rico
05-04-2008, 07:08 AM
Those fucking evil little ducks must already have control of you!!!!!! :tongue3:

flubber
05-04-2008, 07:09 AM
you leave my fucking friends alone!! LOL

Rico
05-04-2008, 07:19 AM
flubber,you are under our control. You will do our bidding and help us fucking dominate your world and bring it under our control........

flubber
05-04-2008, 07:20 AM
Oh ducking well fuck off!! who do you think your kidding? LOL

Rico
05-04-2008, 07:21 AM
Well fucking duck me!!!!!!

flubber
05-04-2008, 07:23 AM
fucking well bend over and I will fucking well duck you!! If that's what you want of course!!LOL

Rico
05-04-2008, 07:25 AM
Damn, fucking beaked again!!!!!!

flubber
05-04-2008, 07:26 AM
Again? :SHOCKED: You make a fucking habit of it!! That's a fucking kink you've not told me about!

Rico
05-04-2008, 07:26 AM
Fuck, ooooooooops.........

flubber
05-04-2008, 07:28 AM
And there was me thinking you was sweet and innocent!! Fuck me, did i get in wrong!! :icon139:

Rico
05-04-2008, 07:31 AM
I am fucking sweet and innocent.... those fucking ducks have you seeing and thinking things that aren't happening. I told you they were evil!!!!!

flubber
05-04-2008, 07:32 AM
Now come on ric We all know the fucking truth!! You've always been like that. Don't blame the ducking fucks!! They're not that evil!! LOL

Rico
05-04-2008, 07:34 AM
I don't fucking think so.....:Up_to_something:

flubber
05-04-2008, 07:35 AM
thank you for fucking well admitting that!!!

Rico
05-04-2008, 07:37 AM
I didn't admit any fucking thing.......:laugh2:

flubber
05-04-2008, 07:38 AM
thats your fucking opinion!! LOL

Rico
05-04-2008, 07:39 AM
And I'm fucking sticking to it!!!!! :sgrin:

flubber
05-04-2008, 07:43 AM
well you fucking well do that honey and see if I give a fuck. Go fuck a Devil duck!! LOL

Rico
05-04-2008, 08:01 AM
Are you telling me to go fuck a duck?!!!!!!!

flubber
05-04-2008, 08:03 AM
Ric you're more evil than a devil duck and there was no need to get the poor mouse in to your evil plan you fucker!!!

Rico
05-04-2008, 08:05 AM
Ahaaaaa, now I've got you under my fucking control.....:lil_devil:

flubber
05-04-2008, 08:07 AM
Now I know you little fucker!! Your the king of the Devil Ducks!! LOL

Rico
05-04-2008, 08:08 AM
That's Mr. Mouse King of the devil ducks to you, and don't fucking forget it......:sgrin:

flubber
05-04-2008, 08:10 AM
If You Think That I Fucking Well Going To Bow Down To You Then You Have Another Thhnk Coming!! Lol

Rico
05-04-2008, 08:16 AM
You don't have to bow down, just fucking go low enough.....:laugh2:

flubber
05-04-2008, 08:19 AM
so you want me to fuck with the mouse!! EH!!

Rico
05-04-2008, 08:21 AM
If you fucking want to.....

flubber
05-04-2008, 08:23 AM
right now I'd rather have that fucking juicy bum of yours!!

Rico
05-04-2008, 08:27 AM
How about fucking both? :icon208:

flubber
05-04-2008, 08:28 AM
now thats an offer no sane fucking woman would turn down (or an insane one either!!)

Rico
05-04-2008, 08:31 AM
Are you fucking sure?

wonderboy
05-04-2008, 08:32 AM
I just love 2 have a fuck with these babes ! :icon196:

flubber
05-04-2008, 01:26 PM
Which babes are you fucking well referring to? lol

April
05-05-2008, 10:09 PM
Hey sexy girl, how the fuck are you?? I havent had much of a chance to talk with you this week - its been too fucking crazy over here..

;bk;

claude
05-05-2008, 10:36 PM
why is fuck a dirty word its to fun to be dirty

Rico
05-06-2008, 02:03 AM
Fuck if I know!!!

flubber
05-06-2008, 11:58 AM
Hey sexy girl, how the fuck are you?? I havent had much of a chance to talk with you this week - its been too fucking crazy over here..

;bk;

In answer to your question April I'm fucking well doing good!! Don't you give a fuck about it girl You have had far more important things on you mind!

well Claude fuck is a dirty word because some anally retentive prude fucking well said so!! LOL

Zee Gal
05-06-2008, 01:09 PM
Well it's another fucking day of being horney with all my fuck friends here at SSP!

flubber
05-06-2008, 03:42 PM
well I wish some of mine would fucking well talk to me!! :icon056::icon056:

April
05-06-2008, 04:22 PM
I'm here now.... I slept in this morning and I was running fucking late for work, but I finally made it.

Happy fucking hump day everyone

flubber
05-06-2008, 10:57 PM
hello April/. I've still got no one to fucking well talk too!!

April
05-06-2008, 11:03 PM
How come you dont have anyone to fucking talk to??

flubber
05-06-2008, 11:35 PM
boyfriend out of phone contact. Couldn't get my friend in Canada. Ric's not speaking and that just leaves me myself and fucking I!!

April
05-06-2008, 11:38 PM
I'm sorry I havent really been around the last few days hun.... but I'm back now so we can chat whenever you fucking want to...

We are two peas in a fucking pod anyway - cause Rick isnt talking to me either..

flubber
05-07-2008, 11:25 AM
My day has been fucking shit. I'm fucked off and feeling pissed off with work. got really fucking humiliated and fuck all support!! FUCK !!!!!

LordDarthBeavis
05-08-2008, 02:22 AM
Well, fuck, Flubber, that fucking sucks! You should kick the fucker's ass!

Fuck, I need to get fuckin' laid!

TrickyH
05-08-2008, 05:09 AM
You're not the only fuckin' one!

pokerjoe
05-08-2008, 06:14 PM
Google search for FUCK: Results 1 - 10 of about 212,000,000

The best places I found on that search:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUaWCcDlI5s

I never imagined there was such thing as "erotic" or "adult" vacations. :biggrinbandit:

Now that I have your attention...;)....

The topic of the day is FUCK! All of us know what that is....however we use the word everyday in some form or fashion....mumbling under our breathe....screaming for all to hear....or even more fun...when in bed with one another.

The rules of this game are simple....use the word fuck in one sentence or phrase....each post can only contain ONE fuckin idea at a time....lol!

I will begin.....my favorite in bed.....

FUCK ME HARDER!

April
05-10-2008, 05:38 AM
Come on everybody wake up please - its too fucking quiet running around here on my own.

Hope your all having a great fucking weekend everyone

;bk;

Rico
05-10-2008, 02:27 PM
Sorry for not being around. Got tired. Didn't mean to leave you fucking hanging. :flower

April
05-10-2008, 07:32 PM
Thats alright hun, i can fucking understand why you are so tried - I think flubber and I should leave you alone for one fucking day once in a while so you can get some sleep sexy man.

Hope you having a fucking great weekend ;bk;

Rico
05-10-2008, 07:49 PM
Great weekend,so far. I like the fucking way you and flubber bother me.

:swink:

April
05-10-2008, 07:57 PM
I'm fucking glad you enjoy us bothering you

Rico
05-10-2008, 08:35 PM
I absolutely fucking do!!!!

flubber
05-11-2008, 12:24 AM
I'm glad that you fucking well do to!! After all the work I put in making you happy I would be fucked off if you didn't!! :lips:

Rico
05-11-2008, 12:25 AM
Anybody got a fucking Viagra?!!!!!!!!

flubber
05-11-2008, 12:29 AM
I could send some!

April
05-11-2008, 12:32 AM
viagra wont fucking keep you awake hun

Rico
05-11-2008, 12:33 AM
fucking cheeky girl!!!!!
:lil_devil:

ClintonB
05-11-2008, 07:04 AM
viagra wont fucking keep you awake hun

(Yeah I know it is an old joke), but viagra will stop him from rolling out of fucking bed

flubber
05-11-2008, 12:58 PM
No. i'd be there so stop him fucking well doing that my dear!! LOL

LordDarthBeavis
05-15-2008, 01:43 PM
I'm fucking playing hooky! I couldn't resist starting my fucking vacation a day fucking early! WOOO-fucking-HOO!

Rico
05-15-2008, 04:47 PM
Have a fucking good one LDB!

ClintonB
05-15-2008, 06:39 PM
Vacation, I'm going to fucking enjoy mine!

Rico
05-16-2008, 06:17 AM
I'm on fucking vacation all the time.

Suthernlady
05-16-2008, 08:44 AM
Well how the fuck is everyone? Been missing the fuck outa y'all for sure....have a fucking fantastic weekend everyone!

SL ;)

Rico
05-17-2008, 07:39 PM
Thanks SL.
Were the fuck is everyone?

gobbledoc
05-19-2008, 12:27 AM
thank fuck im back being away fro the better half was fucking torture

flubber
05-21-2008, 06:42 PM
I have seriously fucked up the muscles in my left knee and thigh and if the fucking doc tells me not to fucking worry I think I will fucking scream. It FUCKING WELL HURTS!!!!!

April
05-21-2008, 07:00 PM
come here hun and let me fucking rub them better for you

oneofakind
05-26-2008, 07:38 AM
fuck it im done

gobbledoc
05-26-2008, 07:13 PM
fuck it im working away again

flubber
05-26-2008, 08:37 PM
ok thats not so fucking good!!

I am suffering from a fucking bad dose of PMT and I cant fucking well sleep. I'm fucking well pissed off!!!!!!

Rico
05-27-2008, 04:40 AM
Darlin', my recommendation would be for you to wear out two fucking rabbits and call me in the morning!!

flubber
05-27-2008, 11:38 AM
Yeah well I fucking well try to call you and you never fucking well answer the phone!!! Your sleeping I think!!!!

Rico
05-28-2008, 12:44 PM
If you wouldn't call me when I'm sleeping, I'd answer the fucking phone. :pank

flubber
05-28-2008, 02:11 PM
well if you'd sleep when your fucking supposed to I would have to fucking well worry would I!!! :icon257::icon257::pank

gobbledoc
05-29-2008, 01:48 AM
fuck i want to kill something our oldest fur kid is sick and i cant do anything about it fuck that makes me insane

flubber
05-29-2008, 03:41 PM
I wish I was with you both to give you a big fucking hug and cuddle and to let you know that I'm thinking of you both and your fur kid too!!!!

Rico
06-04-2008, 01:52 AM
I fucking second that.

LordDarthBeavis
06-04-2008, 02:45 AM
I think I'm coming down with a fucking head cold. FUCK!

Aaah-CHOO!

Suthernlady
06-04-2008, 10:14 PM
Howdy fuckin do everyone! It's a great fuckin day! For one my fuckin computer is fixed.....FINALLY!!!!! And the biggest fuckin news of all.....druuuuuuuuuuuuuum roll please...................Naughty Kenn has left California and moved here with me in Tennessee. Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees! He will be here until the end of the summer and if his job prospects turn out the way he expects...he will stay here indefinitely...least until my daughter graduates and I can move to California with him. I'm fuckin smilin!!!!!

Nice to have him in my bed every night!

Y'all have a fuckin great week!!!!!

April
06-04-2008, 11:39 PM
Thats Fan-fucking-tastic SL, and I bet you will be having a fantastic week.

LordDarthBeavis
06-05-2008, 04:25 AM
Fuckin' excellent news, SL! Just, um, don't fuck him to death, mmkay?:cwm27:

Rico
06-08-2008, 03:40 AM
Fuck!!!!!!!

LordDarthBeavis
06-10-2008, 04:19 AM
Fuck, it's only Tuesday, and I'm ready for this fucking week to end!

<Looks at calendar>

Fuck me! It's only 39 fucking days to my 40th, er, 39th AGAIN birthday! Fuck being 40! I'll just be 39 forever!

all nighter
06-10-2008, 10:18 AM
HA!!!..... so you'll be an ol' fucker then.....

better have some really good pictures of you fucked of your face.

LordDarthBeavis
06-11-2008, 03:22 AM
Nah, not gonna fucking happen...I don't drink, because I'm a mean fucking drunk!

all nighter
06-11-2008, 10:30 AM
fuck!!!!

Suthernlady
06-11-2008, 10:07 PM
Well fuck me running...')

Rico
06-11-2008, 10:23 PM
You could create your own fucking rhythm if you did that.

fakesnnotreal
06-11-2008, 10:41 PM
What a damn Fucknut!

lookerxx
06-11-2008, 11:01 PM
Well fuck me running...')

only if you can fucking run bent over.and fucking slow down.

Carrot74
06-12-2008, 09:44 AM
Stupid fucking idiot tourist hunters that get fucking lost WITH a GPS and still can't figure out where the fuck they are. And un-fucking-grateful to boot when you go retrieve the stupid fucks.

LordDarthBeavis
06-13-2008, 02:05 AM
Leave the fuckers out there...the bears need something to eat!

Suthernlady
06-13-2008, 09:27 AM
Fucking great day to all...it's fucking Friday the 13th....so be careful and fucking don't go crazy!

Suthernlady
06-13-2008, 09:28 AM
only if you can fucking run bent over.and fucking slow down.


LOL...um never fucking tried it! ;)

shyshannon
06-13-2008, 12:55 PM
I just wanna say what a FUCKIN' awesome thread this is!

lookerxx
06-13-2008, 01:04 PM
I just wanna say what a FUCKIN' awesome thread this is!

Permission Fucking Granted....haha

flubber
06-14-2008, 11:42 AM
Im not sure what fucking happened but I've not been able get on the forum for most of the day!!

shyshannon
06-14-2008, 04:40 PM
Im not sure what fucking happened but I've not been able get on the forum for most of the day!!

I was fucking going thru withdrawals!:icon087:

Rico
06-14-2008, 04:47 PM
Delirium Sexualatis. Not a fucking good thing!!!!

April
06-16-2008, 06:04 PM
I'm so fucking bored, I think I need a fucking holiday.

Suthernlady
06-16-2008, 09:13 PM
Y'all are fucking great...just thought you'd like the fuck to know that.

Zee Gal
06-16-2008, 09:18 PM
It's fucking scary to think that I'm chasing Suthernlady's bum and I know Kenn is sneaking around behind me somewhere ready to fucking spank me!

Suthernlady
06-16-2008, 09:22 PM
LMAO!!!!! Hey Stephy I am sitting with my feet propped up in my fave chair...across from Kenn naked. I'm naked...not him....YET...lol. I fuckin told him he couldn't fuckin touch me til I finished my work....hahahahahahha! Love to tease....wish you were fuckin here.

Psssssssssssst...how'd you like my realization I hadn't said fuck then went to fuckin write away...? BTW....you can chase me anytime....might catch me someday too....;)

Zee Gal
06-16-2008, 09:28 PM
Well Fuck SL!

You know that if you and I were together, we'd have more fun with Kenn and Hubby chasing us! Who knows what the Fuck would happen!

Kisses!

Steph

Suthernlady
06-16-2008, 10:06 PM
Sorry I got fuckin sucked into cyber space...and had to find my way back...but um...Stephy I know WHAT would happen....hahahahahahah!

Carrot74
06-17-2008, 11:55 AM
Ahhh, the nice sound of lots of fucking insects and NO STUPID FUCKING HUNTERS!
Oh yeah, fuck.
I feel fucking better now.

shyshannon
06-18-2008, 12:27 AM
Fucking computer! Fucking wireless! fuck! Fuck! FUCK!

Ok, I feel a little fucking better!

LordDarthBeavis
06-18-2008, 02:49 AM
Had my fucking follow-up visit with my doc today, and my fucking blood pressure was fucking GREAT!!!!! 120/72! I'm fucking happy!

April
06-18-2008, 04:27 PM
I'm fucking glad things are looking up for you LDB, may everything continue on the right fucking track for you.

shyshannon
06-18-2008, 05:08 PM
I'm fucking bored!

davesmistress
06-18-2008, 05:23 PM
Fuck its hot here today

April
06-19-2008, 07:17 PM
Thank fuck its Friday, it has been such a long fucking week.

Rico
06-20-2008, 12:00 AM
What a fuck.

LordDarthBeavis
06-20-2008, 01:51 AM
Got my fucking A1C diabetes test today...6 fucking point fucking OH! Perfect for a diabetic! I am fucking stoked!

chuckb3865
06-21-2008, 09:06 PM
Fuck you, and the horse that rode in on you.:icon212:

LordDarthBeavis
06-22-2008, 10:35 PM
Cool fucking avatar, Chuck!

Oh, and fuck you, you fucking fuck!

April
06-23-2008, 04:53 PM
How the fuck is everyone??

qweasd
06-23-2008, 04:56 PM
I'm damn fucking tired, a long fucking day at work.

davesmistress
06-23-2008, 05:14 PM
Im tired of all this hot fucking weather....Grrrrrrrrrrr

LordDarthBeavis
06-24-2008, 02:52 AM
I still haven't fucking recovered from the most excellent fucking I got on Saturday! Holy fuck, I thought my fucking brains were cumming out my fucking dick!

shyshannon
06-24-2008, 03:39 PM
I fucked a guy yesterday and he's louder than I could ever fucking be!

April
06-24-2008, 10:59 PM
Happy fucking Hump Day for everyone already enjoying Wednesday

shyshannon
06-24-2008, 11:06 PM
Ooooh! Hump day! That should be a national FUCKING holiday!

April
06-24-2008, 11:21 PM
I have to fucking agree with you there - we seem to have holidays for everything else.

squeakyneb
06-28-2008, 03:55 AM
Will u people please stop swearing?? im serious, dont fuckin swear!

LordDarthBeavis
06-29-2008, 12:18 AM
Well, why the fuck shouldn't we fucking swear? I'm fuckin' serious, here!

Uptight fuckin' people..FUCK!:icon196:

April
06-29-2008, 04:59 PM
Hope you all had a fucking great weekend, because I know I did ;)

LordDarthBeavis
06-30-2008, 01:17 AM
I tried to have a great fucking weekend, by fucking in the pool, but couldn't get things lined up right. Then. I fucking tried to finish it off with a good old-fashioned fucking, but the Prozac makes it hard as fuck to cum! Usually, that is a fucking good thing, unless you're trying for a fucking quickie!

FUCK!

April
07-03-2008, 04:42 PM
Sorry to hear that your weekend plans got all fucked up LDB, hope you have a better fucking weekend this time round.

LordDarthBeavis
07-04-2008, 04:25 AM
Well, given the choice between being a fucking asshole or cumming in a fucking hurry...well, a long fuck is a good fuck!

April
07-04-2008, 02:24 PM
I'd take a long fuck over a bad mood anytime