Fuck!!!!!!

[LordDarthBeavis]

To quote my sister-in-law, "Fuck yeah!"

How the fuck is everybody? I'm pretty fuckin' laid back, myself...

[April]

Fuck Me its Hump Day already, where the fuck has this week gone?

Hope everyone else is enjoying the last few hours of Tuesday, and I hope you all have a great fucking Hump Day tomorrow.

[3someplz]

I can;t fucking wait until fucking hump-day. That means I only have another 2 fucking days of work left for the fucking week!!

[April]

I'm well over that fucking hump now and onto the home run, easter holidays means that there is only 1 day and 5 fucking hours left of my working week.

[3someplz]

Well aren't you the fucking lucky one. I just remembered that I have to work Saturday evening at my other job (a bar job)... but that's from 9pm-2am and all I do is fucking check ID's and be sure that only those that are 21 get in. And it's a fucking riot to see these 20somethings ding in their fucking purses with one hand and with the other hand unzip their fucking coat in hopes that I'll let them fucking slide inside.

Nope.. no fucking luck for them... Not on my shift!~!

[April]

aahh to be young enough to try and sneak into to the fucking pub. why is is that before you come of age all your trying to do is sneak in, and once you are no longer restricted you will find any excuse to stay out of the fucking places.

Thank fuck we dont have to wait until 21 to have a fucking drink over here.

[3someplz]

I suppose there are advantages to not having to be fucking 21 to drink, but I also see disadvantages as well. For me I longed for the day I turned 21, then it fucking came I drank continuously for 3 months, then all but stopped.
I fucking love to watch the idiots come into the bar and get all liquored up, then try to pick up the opposite sex and really fucking love it when they get turned down. They way the men or women act if fucking priceless sometimes........

[April]

Whats even funnier, is when you enjoy thier advances and against you better judgement, you take them fucking them home at the end of the evening, and with all the fucking alcohol they have consumed - are rendered useless for the rest of the fucking evening. lol.

I too can see the advantages and disadvantages of our only having to wait til we are 18 to drink. but most of us get it all out our systems and are ready to work by the time we are 19

[3someplz]

Yeah... thats how I was.

But the fucking youth of today (and to others reading this I'm generalizing this) are only looking at themselves and not those around them. But I fucking digress I am not fucking picking on the youth of today, because I fucking see them doing some of the same fucking things I did at the fucking age!

[April]

but its fucking fun to watch them make these early mistakes, - only the non dangerous ones (drink driving, fights etc) just the binges that take weeks to sleep off, drinking thier entire weekly wage in one night, watching them get knocked back by the opposite sex.

Its quite rewarding, to watch someone else make your mistakes. hehehe ;)

[3someplz]

I completely agree with you there April.

At least it's not me having to go through that fucking shit again. Once is more then enough...

Now if we're fucking or talking about fucking... then thats something completely different!!

[flubber]

On a completely different note.

I HATE MY FUCKING NOSE!!!!!!!! ARGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

My sinuses are giving me fucking jip!!!

[LordDarthBeavis]

Anti histamines are your fuckin' friend, Flubber!

I need a fuckin' vacation. And a blowjob.

Or, maybe it's just the fuckin' blowjob...

[Zee Gal]

FUCK!!!

It's 5:00 A.M. and it is stickier than a vat of molasses here!

I usually don't mind hot and humid weather as it usually turns me on but this fucking weather is crazy!

At least I can wear a loose fitted skirt without anything on underneath and my bikini top or a loose shirt!

How the Fuck do people live like this without air conditioning???

I wish the fucking bar was open!!!

[April]

I think you need to go and have a nice cool swim before you start your day Hun.

The worse thing is that airconditioning never fucking works with high humidity

[flubber]

well it fucking does in the UK hun!!!

[Zee Gal]

In either case ladies, it IS Fucking HOT and Humid here and it's not from the Fucking either!!!

(Well...some of it is...)

Kisses!

Steph

[3someplz]

I'm not fucking moving for another fucking month and already I'm fucking sick and tired of packing my fucking shit up .................

[Zee Gal]

3someplz,

Packing and moving is always a fucking chore!
The bigger headache is after moving and having to find your stuff buried in some fucking box you can't find when you fucking need it!

[3someplz]

3someplz,

Packing and moving is always a fucking chore!
The bigger headache is after moving and having to find your stuff buried in some fucking box you can't find when you fucking need it!



That actually doesn't bother me. Because I get to fucking toss out shit I thought I had tossed out years ago anyway!!:smilies16:

[Zee Gal]

So it's the ULTIMATE way of cleaning your fucking house!

[3someplz]

you fucking said it!

[eden]

Soooo many Fucks here, just makes u wanna ..... well FUCK!

[polo43]

Fuck me slowly.........Fuck me gently.............da da da da da

[davesmistress]

Just Trying Something Out For Fucking No Reason.....hahahahah

[April]

Happy Fucking Hump Day, to those of you still stuck on Wednesday.

Only one more fucking hour and I have a 4 day weekend, Yay for fucking public holidays.

[Rico]

Have a great fucking weekend darlin'!!

[April]

Thank you Rick, i hope you have a fucking good one to. Have you got that flu to fuck off yet.

[Rico]

Not yet,can't seem to shake the fucking shit!!

[April]

Fuck its got a good hold on you.

Would you like be to bring you over some chicken soup, and nurse you back to health?

[Rico]

Abso-fucking-lutely!!!!!

[flubber]

Our Rico is a fucking horndog!!!!!

[April]

he most certainly fucking is

[Rico]

Who fucking says?:fie:

[Rico]

I get no fucking respect!!!

[flubber]

We fucking do!!!:icon012:

[flubber]

No fucking way!!! I respect Fred and the twins

[April]

you can't fucking blame it all on fred and the twins, lol

[Rico]

Fucking double teamed!!!!

[flubber]

I wasn't fucking blaming them!! It's Rico's fucking fault!!!

[Zee Gal]

Fuck Yeah! Keep the boys in stitches girls!

[Rico]

Fuck!! Thanks a lot Zee!!

[flubber]

Thank you for your fucking support mam!!!:ogen:

[Zee Gal]

I don't mind you calling me Mam.

Just please don't fucking call me Madam!!!

[flubber]

Why the fuck not? I think you'd make a great Madam. :biggrinking:

[LordDarthBeavis]

Fuckin' A! I'd go to the house that Zee built! Wonder if she'll take any clients?

[gobbledoc]

fuck i hate packing supermarket shelves

[flubber]

I had a shit day at work!! Some mangy fucker stole the sandwich I brought for lunch!! Thats not fucking fair!!

[davesmistress]

oh my godddd that fucking sucks flubber...make a hot sauce decoy next time for the fuck head

[flubber]

oh my godddd that fucking sucks flubber...make a hot sauce decoy next time for the fuck head

No fucking shit!!!! :icon101:

[3someplz]

Well hello to the whole FUCKING lot of you! I'm still trying to fucking pack my stuff for the move, but find it FUCKING hard to do so....

[flubber]

You poor fucking thing! going far?

[3someplz]

Just 10 miles up the fucking interstate from where I am now. But we can no longer live in this FUCKING hell-hole apartment build that we're in now.

It just fucking sucks to pack and unpack....

[flubber]

Have a big fucking sympathetic hug n cuddle from me!

[3someplz]

Why Thank-You so very fucking much. I really fucking needed it.

[LordDarthBeavis]

Thank fuck it's Friday! I'm 8 hours of mind-crushing boredom away from two fucking days of rest and fucking relaxation! Fuck yeah!

[LordDarthBeavis]

And I still haven't gotten that fucking blowjob yet.

[gobbledoc]

thank fuck for public holidays.
so you don't want to know that i have got fucking lucky four times and working on a fifth maybe even a blowjob too

[LordDarthBeavis]

Oh, you fuck, Doc! Hit it once for me!

It's with a heavy fuckin' heart that I must report the demise of Fred the Rat. Seems he tried to cross the parking lot in traffic. The security guys gave him a burial at sea, in the canal behind our center.

So long, Fred. We'll fuckin' miss you!

[gobbledoc]

fuck i still love long weekends.today while standing in the hallway with the front door open my lady wraped her fucking lips around my cock and give me a prelude to later.while her grandparents were having fucking coffee on the back veranda

[Rico]

Fred says: " That's what you fucking think"!!!!!!!

[flubber]

What the fuck? Come on Fred. Come and snuggle down with mamma!!

Way to fucking go misses!!!:biggrinking::biggrinking: Now there's the making of a story if ever I saw one!!!

[gobbledoc]

hey flubber just think if you ever did manage to get over here for a fucking holiday you would find out how skilled she is

[flubber]

I wish I fucking well could!! If I did would you join us in in a threesome?

[3someplz]

It's nice to fucking see that I'm not the only one thats looking for a fucking 3some

<----------just look at my name....

[gobbledoc]

do you think you could let yourself go so i could take you right over the edge?:tong::tong::tong::tong::1luvu:;shock;;shock;

[flubber]

OH YES FUCKING PLEASE AND I WILL FUCKING SCREAM YOUR HOUSE DOWN:ogen::icon012::icon162:

[gobbledoc]

ill have to take you out to the fucking shed cuz its sound proof

[Rico]

fuck

[April]

fuck, my four day long weekend is fucking over, now I have to go back to fucking work in the morning.

[mglittr]

That's a fucking crying shame April dear. :-)

I wish all weekends were at least 3 fucking days

[3someplz]

Here's a fucking good one for you all.....

Try working 12 days fucking straight, then getting a weekend off from my full time job... and on the days off from there, I have to work my fucking part-time bar job. So I almost never get time off unless I take a fucking vacation.

And this is all because of the fucking economy and a certain president that can't his fucking ass with help from his aids or a mirror!!



**Ok done venting now... me feels better.....*

[gobbledoc]

there is fucking shit falling out of the sky it's wet even can anyone tell me what it is?
fuck its strange

[Rico]

Doc, either low flying avains crossed your path, or you're getting some much needed fucking rain.:SHOCKED:

[billyt777]

ooh fuck me long --hard --and deep

[flubber]

My internet connection was fucked yesterday and now I have someone fucked off at because of it. It's not FUCKING FAIR!!!!!!!! :frown::nope:

[gobbledoc]

rain what's that fucking shit it doesn't rain here we are on water restrictions

[flubber]

It rains a fucking lot in Scotland.!!

[gobbledoc]

don't you fucking rub it in i might have to keep you locked up in that shed

[flubber]

OOOOH Now don't you go fucking teasing a lady mister!!!!:laugh2:

[gobbledoc]

who the fuck is teasing I'm serious:icon001::icon001::icon001:

[flubber]

Oh what would you fucking do with me in the shed? Would you and the missus fuck me? :laugh2::icon166:

[gobbledoc]

if your real fucking good we might

[LordDarthBeavis]

Finally got that fucking blowjob! :icon282:

Unfortunately for me, it was the only good thing to come out of my fucking weekend...besides getting fucking laid on Saturday!

The washer barfed up its fucking guts on Sunday, then on Monday, I got a fucking nail in one fucking tire...gotta replace 2 old fucking tires! FUCK!!!

[gobbledoc]

them's fucking price we pay for getting lucky near got caught several fucking times over the weekend

[Rico]

Fuck!!!!!!!

[April]

how the fuck are you Rick???

*send big hello kiss*

[Rico]

I'm fucking good, I think....

[gobbledoc]

you think your fucking here aren't you:laugh2::laugh2::laugh2:welcome to the fucking house of fun

[Rico]

I wonder where the hell I am all the fucking time!!!!!

[gobbledoc]

join the fucking club i have no fucking idea

[April]

you two need to get a fucking hold of yourselves - or let someone else do it for you ;)

;bk; ;bk;

[Rico]

Are you fucking volunteering, my dear? :swink:

[gobbledoc]

we can only fucking hope

[April]

I always ready and willing to lend a fucking hand ;)

[3someplz]

Well.... isn't this fucking special....

[flubber]

Can i fucking join in? I could do with some fucking fun!!!!!!:laugh2:

[April]

You know you dont have to ask hun, get your fucking sexy ass over here

;bk;

[Rico]

Are we having fucking fun yet???:swink:

[April]

We are always having some fucking fun Rick, are you ready to fucking play ;)

[Rico]

Fuck yes!!!!

[April]

I'm glad to fucking hear that!!

;bk;

[Rico]

I'll fucking be right there!!!!!

[flubber]

Fucking ready? Doesn't that depend on the fucking mouse? lol

[April]

I hope you havent started up the fucking mouse hunt again hun, the quick little fucker was damn near impossible to catch last time, hehehe

[gobbledoc]

you will have to get the fucking kitty trap out and draw the fucker out

[flubber]

Nah you just have to talk dirty to the little fucker!!! Get it interested then Wham!!!! He's caught!!!

[Rico]

Fucking catch him if you can!!!!

[gobbledoc]

maybe it takes more than one kitty or even a bowl full of beer

[April]

here mousey, mousey, mousey

do I have to employ my fucking kitty sniper again??? lol

[flubber]

You leave him the fuck alone!! i want to lick the little fucker to death!!!!

[April]

make sure you remember the fucking twins, they get jealous very fucking easily if they think they are being neglected

[gobbledoc]

just use tranquiliser darts that will slow the fucker up

[flubber]

No giving the vagrant that lives at the fucking rear a good bath should do it!!!! lol

[April]

I spy with my little eye, a horny husband that is going to be in alot of fucking trouble if he forgets to pick me up for lunch.

love you, now come and pick me up please ;bk;

flubber Hun, if you go to bed before I get back, have sweet sexy dreams and I will talk you you later on.

Rick ;bk; to you, fred and the twins

[ClintonB]

Off fucking work tomorrow, hubby better not be fucking late home, I need some attention:-)

[gobbledoc]

i just had a fucking brain storm give the mouse viagra he'll be to stiff to move

[April]

*stuffs viagra into a fucking big piece of cheese*

here mousey, mousey, mousey - I brought you a little treat.....

[LordDarthBeavis]

I am so fucking ready for the fucking weekend! I need a fucking break!!!!

FUCK!

[flubber]

*stuffs viagra into a fucking big piece of cheese*

here mousey, mousey, mousey - I brought you a little treat.....

you leave the mousey the fuck alone. He doesn't need any help!! Just a nice warm cave to hid the fuck in!!!!

[Suthernlady]

WEll how the fuck is everyone....ROFFLMFAO....I read bacck about two or three pages....y'all that's some fucking funny stuff with the mouse and all. I needed that fukin laugh!

[April]

Fuck!!! its good to see you name in the forum again SL

[Suthernlady]

Good to fuckin be back...but I honestly didn't want to come home. So nice to see you April...have a rosey fuckin day!

;)

[flubber]

hello my dear. How the fuck are you? Did you have a fucking good time? Glad you enjoyed the mouse thread. But the poor thing is feeling harassed!! LOL

[LordDarthBeavis]

Fuckin' welcome the fuck back, SL. Fuckin' good to see ya!

[April]

How the fuck is everyones weekends going?

[butoonmoon]

Well the fucking snow has gone (at long fucking last, what the fuck is with SNOW at easter in the UK?? Madness I tell thee!) only to be replaced with fucking RAIN! Im doing a swap with April right fucking now to get some fucking heat!!

[flubber]

Well the fucking snow has gone (at long fucking last, what the fuck is with SNOW at easter in the UK?? Madness I tell thee!) only to be replaced with fucking RAIN! Im doing a swap with April right fucking now to get some fucking heat!!

so fucking what!! I got hailed on in June last year!! LOL

[Rico]

Bees......Fuck Yeah!!!! ( smack, smack, smack )

[flubber]

You are a fucking unbelievable git!!! (But I still love you! ;bk;)

[Rico]

Fucking foxes are for hurlin'

[flubber]

yeah and mouses are for fucking trapping!!

[Rico]

Here kitty, kitty. Fucking catch me if you can!!!!!

[April]

Well the fucking snow has gone (at long fucking last, what the fuck is with SNOW at easter in the UK?? Madness I tell thee!) only to be replaced with fucking RAIN! Im doing a swap with April right fucking now to get some fucking heat!!


To late to fucking swap now, it has turned fucking cold here - cold enough to think about lighting the fucking fire

[flubber]

Here kitty, kitty. Fucking catch me if you can!!!!!

I will catch the little fucker if its the last thing that I do!!

[ClintonB]

To late to fucking swap now, it has turned fucking cold here - cold enough to think about lighting the fucking fire

I remember when we were young we made a big roaring log fire in the living room. Dad went fucking mad - we had no fireplace :-)

[voooodude2000]

I remember when we were young we made a big roaring log fire in the living room. Dad went fucking mad - we had no fireplace :-)


LMAO..." we don't need no water, let the mother fucker burn...burn, mother fucker, burn!

[ClintonB]

Grandmother wasn't too fucking happy either, we used her rocking chair as kindling, he he he

[Rico]

I will catch the little fucker if its the last thing that I do!!

You have to fucking catch him first!!!!!:swink:

[flubber]

You have to fucking catch him first!!!!!:swink:

All i have to do is introduce the little fucker to my kitty and he would be mine!!!!

[butoonmoon]

That fucking mouse is back! Now where's the number for pest control???? I know its fucking here somewhere.....!!

[gobbledoc]

i fucking told you girls viagra will fix him if he is stiff he cant move as quick

[malcg]

Dont know where you have been SL or for how long but fuck it sounds like you where missed

as for that poor fucking mouse how would you like to be chased all day by a pussy

fuck now i think of it mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[flubber]

I am the owner of that fucking kitty and I can tell you he is quite fucking happy to be chased!! LOL

[Rico]

Fuck!!!! That damn kitty never gives up!! :laugh2:

[flubber]

Well why the fuck would she? Kitty needs the kind of TLC that only the mouse can give!!!!! :tong::icon196:

[gobbledoc]

might have to put a fucking leash on the kitty in case she become uncontrollable

[flubber]

a snowballs chance in fucking hell she's feral!

[April]

And that just the fucking way we would like to keep her ;)

;bk;

[Rico]

Feral, oh fuck, where's the body armor!!!!:icon131:

[flubber]

it's not fucking body armor you need, its a titanium jockstrap!!!!!!

[gobbledoc]

that will fucking slow him down

[Rico]

Fucking thanks a lot!!!

[gobbledoc]

you dug your own fucking hole you need to talk to fred tell him to stop giving cheek they may not be so dangerous you don't stir fucking ravenous kitty's cuz they bite

[Rico]

That's why I need the fucking titanium jock!!!!

[flubber]

Yeah or my kitty will give him a fucking tooth mark tatto:laugh2::laugh2:

[flubber]

that sounds fucking hard hun!!!

[April]

Hey Sexy, how come you havent gone to bed yet? You will be fucking tired in the morning...

;bk;

[Rico]

She's fucking being stubborn!!:laugh2:

[April]

More like she's being fucking distracted, lol

[Rico]

What could fucking distract her?

[April]

I know of a certain mouse that is always fucking quick to grab her eye... ;)

[Rico]

Only her fucking eye?

[April]

hehehe I was just trying to be fucking polite, lol

[flubber]

Will you two fucking well leave me alone!!!! I was doing my duty as a greeter before I turned off the computer.

Call me fucking stubborn will you!! :icon056::laugh2:

[Rico]

I'm glad to hear that your were doing your duty but you are fucking stubborn!!!!

[flubber]

No I'm fucking well not. So fucking well there!!!

[LordDarthBeavis]

Yeah or my kitty will give him a fucking tooth mark tatto:laugh2::laugh2:

And all this time, I thought vagina dentata was a myth...remind me to keep my fucking pants on around you, Flubber!:SHOCKED:

[gobbledoc]

fuck i hate not having work

[Rico]

It will fucking work out, my friend.

[flubber]

Too fucking right!! Your friends are looking out for you!

[gobbledoc]

thanks i fucking needed that my body mass index is way over what the army will except so i have some serious fucking traning to do

[butoonmoon]

As long as your still fit with it mate their not too strict with your actual fucking BMI hun, the BMI is a pile of fucking shite anyway, they nearly didnt accept me for nursing cos mine is over fucking 25 but I argued my case!

[gobbledoc]

according to their calculator mind is 42.5 and i can still do a 9 k ride so i dont know what they want

[LordDarthBeavis]

Hey, Doc, you can always fuckercise the weight off! Fuck yeah!

[gobbledoc]

yeah i keep telling the wife that but she doesn't fucking believe me maybe i need two to burn the fucking weight off

[flubber]

I'll fucking well volunteer!! I've always wanted to emigrate to Aus.

[gobbledoc]

with two of you i think i would be ready for mr fucking universe in no fucking time

[flubber]

No fucking shit babe!! Of course we could just kill you. What a fucking way to go!

[gobbledoc]

only the fucking good die young and im a fucking naughty man:whipp

[flubber]

in that case hun, we can fuck ourselves in to old age!! WHOOT WHOOT!

[gobbledoc]

yeah a fucking hundred or so

[flubber]

Is that our age or the number of fucks it would take?

[gobbledoc]

age sweetness

[Rico]

Fuck, doc, you forgot to say fuck!!!

[Rico]

Fuck,I can't say anything right!!!!!!

[gobbledoc]

fuck busted stands with hands behind head finger interlocked fuck i dont believe it i got busted

[Rico]

I'm fucking sorry about that.

[lookerxx]

Are you fucking crazy,Keep fucking sucking,it's gona blow.Fuck n a.

[3someplz]

I've just about reached my FUCKIN WITS end...

Why is it that every time I start to get a head (save a little money...ect...ect) I get something that fuckin has to come up and completely FUCKING ruin it..

if I was the heavy drinker that I fucking used to be then I'd be barely fuckin coherent adn destroying everything in my path...................

[ClintonB]

Trouble always comes now in fucking twenties :-)

I think it is fucking inflation!

[3someplz]

Thanks to the FUCKING "president" of the USA... I can barely make it as it is.... I may need to look for a country that will FUCKING appreciate ME....just for being ME.

**Once I get that deserted Island and pronounce myself "President-Lord Supreme-Almighty Know-it-all.... I'll be sure to invite every FUCKING one of you from SSP!

[gobbledoc]

hey our contry was run by guru swami bugger the fucking rest of you i'm alright jack g you guys over there called him Johnny fucking Howard thank fuck for locked intrest rates on my fucking home lone

[lookerxx]

What the fuck did you just say? Could you brake that down to fucking english,for us poor old fuckers on really heavy meds.It almost made sence,except the fucking part after ,hey our country.What?

[April]

Hehehe, you have to love the fucking cultural barriers

guru swami bugger the fucking rest of you i'm alright jack g is a term given to someone who thinks they know it all, does anything they feel like without thinking of the consequences or how it will affect anyone else. Basically someone who only looks out for them fucking selves.

Which was the term used not so affectionately when talking about the previously fucked Prime Minister of Australia aka John Howard

And the rest is in relation to the fucked up state that our economy is in at the moment, inflation is a problem and we have suffered 3 fucking interest rate rises in the last four fucking months…

[flubber]

Hey we all living with fucked up economies!! I think that's the way of the fucking world at the moment.

[flubber]

Since when did this thread get so fucking depressing? Can't we get back to the fucking fun? lol :laugh2:

[April]

Well get that fucking sexy ass of yours back in here, so we can liven this fucking place back up a bit

[flubber]

Yes ma'am. I know a fucking order when I hear one!!! lol

[squeakyneb]

well woop-de-fuckin-doo!

ah for the sake of fuck

fook

[flubber]

shouldn't that be for fuck sake? lol

[LordDarthBeavis]

Well, I can give John Howard the thumbs-up for telling the Sharia tyoes to get the fuck out of Oz! He might not have been the best, but at least he had the balls to tell the Islamist fuck heads to fuck off!

And that's all I fuckin' have to say about that.

Now, if the Shrub had a fuckin' pair that fuckin' big. Of course, that would mean his fuckin' balls were as big as his fuckin' ears...

[3someplz]

I'm so very fucking sorry that I brought everyone else fucking down.... I'll just fucking be moving on now............

[ClintonB]

I'll change the subject...

Ever do a fucking back rub and your partner says "thanks" and gets out of bed?

I'm going to break out the ropes next time, no escape until I'm happy!

[Suthernlady]

LOL clinton b....know how you fucking feel!

[April]

I'll change the subject...

Ever do a fucking back rub and your partner says "thanks" and gets out of bed?

I'm going to break out the ropes next time, no escape until I'm happy!


Your not having much fucking luck are you hun. When you tie him down - enjoy your self then get out of fucking bed and tell him "Thank you" hehehe

Hope you get that fucking massage soo Bev. ;)

[Rico]

Velcro straps work really fucking well......or so I've been told.

[butoonmoon]

I would imagaine they would be fairly fucking easy to pull apart Rico - not that I have any fucking experience in these things of course!

[LordDarthBeavis]

Duct tape. It has a light side, and a dark side, and it holds the fuckin' universe together! I think it would keep your fuckin' other half right where he fuckin' belongs!

[Rico]

I've been told that if you apply them fucking correctly, they are very hard to pull apart.

[April]

I prefer my fluffy handcuffs...

except when i leave the fucking things hanging off the headboard and my fucking grandmother sees them

[flubber]

Thats fucking funny! What fucking excuse did you give for that one hun?

[butoonmoon]

Where the FUCK is everyone? Good job im a fucking loner! haha!

[ClintonB]

Finished fucking (got the back rubbed and a few other thing)

Now you're gone flubber!

[LordDarthBeavis]

I was trying to get a little bit tonight, but my fucking dog wouldn't quit crying, and trying to get on the bed, between the wife and I, and my fucking boner went the fuck away.

Fucking cock-blocked by a fucking dog. Sonuvabitch!

[flubber]

That's a fucking shame!!!

Did you shut the fucking door?

[gobbledoc]

bottonmoon velcro cuff are very strong as the wife found out i made some up with 2 1/2 inch velcro tape and seatbelt webbing and a d ring fucking had her straped to the bed head but i have to pad them better because they were a bit rough on her

[flubber]

You are just one hell of kinky fucker!!!

[April]

He certainly fucking is, and I had the fucking marks to prove it for ages, hehehe

[gobbledoc]

that will teach you to fucking struggle i told you that they wouldent let go

[April]

I wouldnt need to fucking struggle if you didnt fucking tease...

[gobbledoc]

who the fuck you calling a tease i never tease i just take my fucking time

[April]

Is that what you fucking call it, you cheeky little shit, lol

[gobbledoc]

not fucking cheeky just fucking honest

[percival2]

fuck it.

[lookerxx]

And here I thought it was from fucking pulling her hair ,while fucking her from behind,and rubbing her clit with your left hand,while lightly biteing her neck while cuffed.Shows what I fucking know.

[April]

And here I thought it was from fucking pulling her hair ,while fucking her from behind,and rubbing her clit with your left hand,while lightly biteing her neck while cuffed.Shows what I fucking know.

Dont tell me you were looking through our fucking bedroom window last night.... :laugh2::laugh2::laugh2:

[LordDarthBeavis]

That's a fucking shame!!!

Did you shut the fucking door?

That's what got him wound up in the first place. The wife let him sleep on the bed from the time he was a puppy. He's 6 1/2 now, so that's one habit that ain't gettin' fuckin' broken.

Did get a very nice hummer this afternoon, though.:icon282:

[gobbledoc]

fuck i'm board every one is fucking asleep

[LordDarthBeavis]

Well, I'm not fuckin' sleeping. Just chilling watching Futureweapons, and listening to a very un-healthy sounding airliner heading for DFW.

[April]

Happy Fucking Hump Day Everyone.

Even though my wednesday is nearly over, most of you guys are getting ready to start you hump day.

;bk;

[gobbledoc]

yhay got some fucking work fro a couple of days

[April]

Why the Fuck do some people have to be so fucking rude???

Please remember when you make a phone call to a business because one of its employees havent done what they are supposed to fucking do - dont take it out on the poor person on the other end of the phone, they are not always the one in control of the whereabouts of the offending tradesperson.

I'll get of my fucking soap box now....

That feels better, thanks for listening and I hope you all have a fucking great day.

;bk;

[lookerxx]

Hell fucking yes I was looking thru your fucking window, you left the fucking blinds open.Next time leave the fucking door open ,and when he goes to take a fucking shit,I will sneak in and take over fucking you,hair pulling ,nipping, and rubbing.If your real nice I'll fuck that ass ,too.And I left some fucking cum outside your fucking window,so fucking go look.Fucking hurry !!!

[Rico]

I don't know what the fuck to say.

[LordDarthBeavis]

Ah, fuckit!

[1spike]

can i fuck your brains out or have i got 2 fuckin wank again !

[LordDarthBeavis]

You'll fuckin' put your eye out, kid!

Hey, April, I'm fuckin' rude, but in a good sort of way! ROFL!

[April]

Hey, April, I'm fuckin' rude, but in a good sort of way! ROFL!


I don't mind that sort of rude, I wouldnt be here if I had a problem with it... :laugh2::laugh2::laugh2:

[Rico]

Darlin' you quoted LDB but you forgot to say fuck.

[April]

So I fucking did.

Thanks Hun, I would have completely lost my fucking mind without you keeping a close eye on me.

Thank Fuck for good friends, & thank Fuck its Friday

[Rico]

My pleasure, but you may need a little spanking for your forgetfulness. :laugh2:

[April]

hahaha, you forgot to say fuck.....

[Rico]

Oh Fuck!!!!! So I did. Well fuck me!!!!!!

[April]

Does that fucking mean i caught fred???

;bk;

[Rico]

He doesn't fucking think so....:flower

[Rico]

Where the fuck did everyone go?

[Rico]

Fuck, it's quiet in here.

[April]

Hey Hun, how the fuck are you?

;bk;

[Rico]

A whole lot fucking better. Now that I have a sexy woman to talk to.

;bk;